George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[WOTR]

Why is Snoory called Dave?

Long story very short... A station manager had referred to George as being "Dave Noorie" in correspondence with a poster here and the name stuck. 

[zeebo]

Long story very short... A station manager had referred to George as being "Dave Noorie" in correspondence with a poster here and the name stuck.

Good concise answer.  I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ?  Could cover questions like:

Who is Dave Noorie?
Why do people keep mentiong pizza rolls?
What brand were these offending pizza rolls?
Did George really own a restaurant in L.A.?
Does the official D&D Monster Manual actually contain "a Noorie"?
Which is George's official LMH song - "Lady in Red" or "For Your Eyes Only"?

[wr250]

Good concise answer.  I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ?  Could cover questions like:

Who is Dave Noorie?
Why do people keep mentiong pizza rolls?
What brand were these offending pizza rolls?
Did George really own a restaurant in L.A.?
Does the official D&D Monster Manual actually contain "a Noorie"?
Which is George's official LMH song - "Lady in Red" or "For Your Eyes Only"?
Why does George keep mentioning Bill Mumy ?
What is "to serve man"

added a couple more...

[aldousburbank]

added a couple more...

What is the object above George's upper lip and is it related to the dark matter on his head?
Why do we need a manned mars landing and pronto?

[zeebo]

On which channel can I find the Beyond Belief TV show?
When will the Hawaiian studio be complete, and will it really have a volcano escalator?

[Morgus]

I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ?

Excellent idea, then we can just point new guys to that new pinned thread to get up to speed...
Please start the GNS FAQ thread and MV can probably "pin" it later?

[Étouffée]

I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ? 

This really is a good idea, zeebo! Even "seasoned" BellGabbers could pick up a tidbit or two.  After all, you're never too old or too vicious to learn!

[PaulAtreides]

I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ?  Could cover questions like:

That would be wonderful.  George lives near me in St. Louis and I like to know all I can about my neighbors.

[zeebo]

Erhm ... I was sorta half-joking, but maybe it could actually be useful?     But I dunno, part of the fun is all the inside jokes.  Plus you know the questions would devolve into total satire (I would be partly repsonsible for this).  Anyway if anyone wants to take the idea and run with it, feel free. 

[Étouffée]

zeebs, some of us might have been half-joking in our responses.  Might. 

[Jorch Einstein]

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Dumb when thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

[zeebo]

zeebs, some of us might have been half-joking in our responses.  Might.

Haha, oops, you guys always keep me guessin'.   

[NoMoreNoory]

On which channel can I find the Beyond Belief TV show?
When will the Hawaiian studio be complete, and will it really have a volcano escalator?

Does George Noory believe in coincidences?
Does George Noory own a Ouija Board?
Does George Noory dress as a clown to entertain his grandchildren?
Was George Noory ever in the Navy?
Does the new Los Angeles studio have signage?

and, of course……


Does George Noory suck?

[goldendeal]

Does George Noory believe in coincidences?
Does George Noory own a Ouija Board?
Does George Noory dress as a clown to entertain his grandchildren?
Was George Noory ever in the Navy?
Does the new Los Angeles studio have signage?

and, of course……


Does George Noory suck?

Is Jorch Noory's name in the bible codes?

[NoMoreNoory]

Is Jorch Noory's name in the bible codes?

Does George Noory have trouble understanding the Big Bang theory?

[WOTR]

Good concise answer.  I wonder if we need an official GNS FAQ?  Could cover questions like:

Who is Dave Noorie?
Why do people keep mentiong pizza rolls?
What brand were these offending pizza rolls?
Did George really own a restaurant in L.A.?
Does the official D&D Monster Manual actually contain "a Noorie"?
Which is George's official LMH song - "Lady in Red" or "For Your Eyes Only"?

That would make a great start.  For the last FAQ we could add "What are some of Noorie's faults?" and just direct them to page one of this (now) 2000 page thread for the answer.

and, of course……


Does George Noory suck?

That question could either be answered in one word or redirect to this thread as well...

[21st Century Man]

Does George Noory have trouble understanding the Big Bang theory?

Yes, he thinks Tommy Dorsey and Glenn Miller created the universe.   

[DanTSX]

What is the object above George's upper lip and is it related to the dark matter on his head?
Why do we need a manned mars landing and pronto?

That's his Rectal Core.

[NoMoreNoory]

That's a turkey shoot for Noory. He has to give us that awful story of the carbon monoxide deaths in Maryland. How could he not? Seven dead children in one story. Damn ghoul.

[Immy]

I'll throw in a few suggested queries too.

Q: What are some of George Noory's BellGab nicknames?
A: Dave, Jorch, sNoory and many other humerous variations of his name.

Q: What are some hackneyed words and phrases we can expect him to use on any given show?
A: "Of course", "That's huge", "How are yeeww?", "Buh-zarre", "Could it be a portal?" and many more.

Q: Who's "Tommy"?
A: Tom Danheiser, Coast to Coast AM producer and Noory wrangler, known for his formidable size.

[PB the Deplorable]

Does George Noory have trouble understanding the Big Bang theory?

Yes, he can't figure out why Penny won't return his calls

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch reveals that he and Tommee had to break up a fight when they were at dinner tonight. Ah......so that's where the 8 hour show prep goes*. And a couple of bottles of good wine, no doubt, all helping the focus and clarity of speech for which Joorch is rightly famous.
And the story, of course, is an excuse for him to tell us that people are 'whacked out'. Indeed, he just asked for people to 'check in with us' if they've witnessed people being 'whacked out'.

*Add to FAQs: How many hours of show prep does George put in before each show?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Joorch reveals that he and Tommee had to break up when they were at dinner tonight.

fixed.

[Juan Cena]

I was kinda excited when Snorge brought up Alchemy as a subject. Sadly, it's standard new age "personal transformation" crap.

[goldendeal]

Q: What are some hackneyed words and phrases we can expect him to use on any given show?


My Gawd !!!

Unbeeleaveabul!!!

You are so right

I knew Jimmy Hoffa

There are no coincidences

We don't do politics on this show

How did you get into all this?

[goldendeal]

oh and ______ "fill in the blank" is a good friend of the show.

[Nick el Ass]

oh and ______ "fill in the blank" is a good friend of the show.

That was the first one I thought of, and you beat me to the punch. It seems you have reflexes that would put even Dave and Tommy to shame.


Carl Douglas - Kung fu fighting(original)

[goldendeal]

I can't hear the show tonight ,  I can only get last nights and I sure don't want to repeat that crap again. Coast site is jacked up as usual.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

"Can you get out your website" hah.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Can you get out your website" hah.

Ha! I thought I heard that but was only half listening. Get your websites out for the lads, darling.