George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

 Tonight's Show

Earthfiles investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe will discuss the unexplained lights coming from Ceres, new data from the University of Colorado Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics about Saturn's moon Enceladus, and explanations for the mysterious rumbling booms and metallic sounds which continue to baffle various communities in the US, Canada and spots around the world. George will play She's A Lady and The Lady in Red.

First Hour: Documentary filmmaker James Fox has an update on UFOs.


Geez, yet another segment on the booms.  A segment on Jorch's encephalitis.  Oops, I believe I spouted a Nooryism. Unexplained lights.  Yawn.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm thinking it won't be long before Dave is playing the Nine Inch Nails song Closer for Linda.

[21st Century Man]

I'm thinking it won't be long before Dave is playing the Nine Inch Nails song Closer for Linda.

I think Jorch should up the game and play this one for Linda.


Sexy Bitch by Akon and David Guetta

http://vimeo.com/8132156

[nextgen.fm]

Jorch sounds despondent these past few days!

Is he worried ?!

[Nick el Ass]

I'd post the link to Closer, but the uncensored video has some nudity in it... and with Dave's granddaughter/mom out there he might get upset.

[21st Century Man]

I'd post the link to Closer, but the uncensored video has some nudity in it... and with Dave's granddaughter/mom out there he might get upset.

Thanks for the info. I'll check it out.

[21st Century Man]

You sob Noory.  Playing Ride My Seesaw.

[ACE of CLUBS]

'Ride My See-Saw' ..........

Hey stupid George ...... this tune is too fast for you.
You'll always be the aging fuck-tard in the bright yellow Corvette ....... stuck in the  'Hey! ...... look at me'   stage of life.
So play some more of the music that's way out of your league stupid George ........ folks will   'look at you' and laugh .....

[Nick el Ass]

I take it Linda has taken over the show again because Dave apparently hasn't said anything worth reporting on here, hehe. Lazy ass probably has Tommy hitting the keys on a soundboard.


/Meanwhile I'm listening to Art who is talking with Victor.

[L1NGUS]

He's an illiterate buffoon and his program is nothing less than buffooNoory.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

How is the show tonight?

[Nick el Ass]

How is the show tonight?

Dave sucks as usual, but Art with Victor was fun to hear again even if one doesn't by it... or believes it was Whitley.

[WOTR]

You sob Noory.  Playing Ride My Seesaw.

Ah, let him have his fun... It's just a matter of time before his audience experiences another IQ drop as the smart ones find MITD.  All in all, Art is talking about taking back his theme song- you have to expect poor Dave to make all the little digs he can while still giving the appearance of "nice guy" to people unfamiliar with the story.

I also caught a few minutes where Dave was saying that for the paranormal now there is coast and some little internet shows.  (I interpreted it as a dig at Art returning to the 'net.)  In the next breath he will tell you about his "big Giam TV show."  His crappy internet show with a cardboard desk and budget of $15 is promoted as TV where Arts internet radio show will be dismissed as "just another internet show" by Dave.

You almost have to expect more of this as the time gets closer.  Take it for what it is- a small, worried little man making the attempt to upset people leading up to the day where his audience grows smaller yet... Laugh at him and even pity him if you must.  Perhaps tonight he will close With Crystal Gayle?

[21st Century Man]

Linda's schtick is boring. Time to change it up, Linda.  Do a segment on Ouija boards the next time you are on.  You can talk about how all the evil spirits from hell are causing the Earth to warm up.

[pate]

Oh shiet!  This guy?

He's still OTA?

I have to tune in...

[21st Century Man]

I bet Jorch's pole has been shifting during this show. I missed the last 2 hours.

[pate]

Sorry,

Only getting Red-Eye Radio, wilco...

[pate]

Geex,

All tuning abilities have been smashed by previous users...

QWilco when time allows...


Dammit have to go dawn stares for un-other...

One question: WHY? WHY? WHY>

[SnapT]

"Let's do it together, family!" is Noory's creepiest ad copy ever.

[21st Century Man]

Geex,

All tuning abilities have been smashed by previous users...

QWilco when time allows...


Dammit have to go dawn stares for un-other...

One question: WHY? WHY? WHY>

pate,

   Por Dios Mio, hablar ingles, por favor.

[Nick el Ass]

Linda's schtick is boring. Time to change it up, Linda.  Do a segment on Ouija boards the next time you are on.  You can talk about how all the evil spirits from hell are causing the Earth to warm up.

The Linda show is getting old due to Noorie's pension for running things into the ground due to the fact that he is having trouble getting new guests, lazy, or a combination of the two.

[pate]

pate,

   Por Dios Mio, hablar ingles, por favor.

J'ai prendre au lait café!

You want that copy with milk or not?

Let's race!  First tro finish is still!

[21st Century Man]

J'ai prendre au lait café!

You want that copy with milk or not?

Let's race!  First tro finish is still!

I'm done.

[pate]

HOLY CARP!

It take LMH, to make me seek out Lindy Molten Howl on iGnoory's shoe!

[pate]

"NOT SURE" I love the shout out! 

Partridge IL...

ehe

[21st Century Man]

Boom! Boom! - John Lee Hooker

[pate]

Monks of Doom: Vaporize Your Crystals

Not Sure if this sums it up...

[pate]

CALLER, COULD YOU TURN YOUR RADIO DOWN?

[pate]

sO Angry...

Breathe...

[pate]

Obey The Cow God

I as a person do not subscribe to such thangs...