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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

WOTR

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 25, 2015, 12:41:51 AM
I missed that.  Was that the first guest?

And, radio off here too.
It must have been around a half hour into the program... So I will say it was probably the first guest (he was talking about Putin...)

I may actually have to listen to it again tomorrow and skip to that part to see if I heard correctly.  Certainly nobody who is conscious could be as this stupid?

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 25, 2015, 12:52:54 AM
true, but most people wouldn't like his answer anyway. Nemtsov was probably martyred by western intelligence trying to get more people to the protest march the following days. They wanted to start a Russian Maidan (putsch), but it didn't work out because they would need at least 100 - 200k people for that (and they only had 12-50k showing up, which is too small for Moscow).
As a living opponent of Putin he was pretty useless. He couldn't even get his party into the Duma among the 40+ parties in Russia.

With respect, that would only work if the political situation in Russia was unstable as Germany's was in the 20s, but due to Putin's stranglehold on the media, Russia's political situation is very stable.  Such an action could be seen as having no value to any competent Western agency.  However, Nemtsov's death has great value for Putin.  It's not that Nemtsov was personally a threat, but the 15 percent of Russians who speak foreign languages and those who conduct foreign business are because they can become agitators and undermine Putin's control of public perception.  Putin needs these people to maintain the Russian perception that Russia is an open democracy.  The public execution of one of Putin's more vocal opponents would send a very loud message to them to keep quiet.

Guest: "The real ark of the covenant was taken off the planet and will be returned by angels during the end times."
Good stuff

zeebo

Ok so I didn't listen tonite until just now, flipping it on just in time to hear my most-despised stock Noory question: "Of all the things you've done, what for you, out of all of them, is the single-most fulfilling one?" .... Click.  Off.

I think this is a sign.  Gotta go Noory-free at least for a while.  The suckage has once again breached my tolerance containment level.   

Quote from: wotr1 on March 25, 2015, 12:35:02 AM
... When the guest suggested that everybody take the weapons and store them separately so it took 36 hours to launch, George said it would not work because somebody would hold some back (the Russians or the Americans.) 

The guest said that HE HAD NOT THOUGHT OF THAT!?!  What type of an idiot was being interviewed that he had not considered that somebody may not put all of their weapons into storage?...

The same kind who think Iran would honor a nuclear weapons treaty?

ge30542

QuoteI don't remember.  He was playing exorshim tapes or something.
.

Was that the exorcism tape from South America, where he stated....."we have tape of her screaming and "withering" on the floor"?

Note to George......."writhing:  to make continual twisting, squirming movements or contortions of the body"
                             "withering: the action of becoming dry and shriveled"
I actually feel embarrassed for one in such a position, who cannot pronounce relatively simple, common words.

ge30542

QuoteJorch reports that a 'rare' video has been released showing a woman 'withering' around the floor while an 'exorsim' is performed on her.

Sorry, didn't see that you already called him out for that blunder, I 'bout drove off the road laughing when I heard him say "withering"......What a fool.

Quote from: ge30542 on March 25, 2015, 04:43:30 AM
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"withering: the action of becoming dry and shriveled"


Perfectly describes the state of the show these days.

136 or 142

Quote from: Juan Cena on March 25, 2015, 12:09:32 AM
I tuned in late. Did Dave mention the German Plane crash, or does he only bring things like that when "Somthin is Missin?"

It was the opening on the 'news' items.  He interviewed that guy that discusses the missing plane.  He said it could have been the work of terrorists.

136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on March 25, 2015, 01:30:57 AM
The same kind who think Iran would honor a nuclear weapons treaty?

War, first resort in conflict resolution before opposing nations are forced to engage in diplomacy. Hoping to prevent a drawn-out, nightmarish round of statesmanship that could result in hundreds of thousands of lives saved, two or more embittered nations first try to overcome their differences by deploying their armed forces to kill as many of the other side’s soldiers as possible...

-The Onion

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Morgus on March 24, 2015, 07:24:47 PM
Photos of last night's guest Katherine Albrecht with Noory and Tommy:



Noory looks like a cardboard cutout next to her...  8)

Dave must make them edit the hell out of every picture of himself to look better, and the edit is just as big a failure at editing pictures as the man is at hosting the show. I like how he is keeping a good distance, but Tommy is all rubbing up against her for a cheap thrill.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: 21st Century Man on March 25, 2015, 12:17:08 AM
Ed Dames was on?

Yes, he commented upon how he remote viewed George's ass but the only thing he could see was Tommy.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: 136 or 142 on March 25, 2015, 08:47:23 AM
It was the opening on the 'news' items.  He interviewed that guy that discusses the missing plane.  He said it could have been the work of terrorists.

He also said, "Well, there you have it. Another surprise plane crash."  You know, versus the planned plane crashes that we usually get.  :o ::)

Quote from: Nick el Ass on March 25, 2015, 08:56:11 AM
Dave must make them edit the hell out of every picture of himself to look better, and the edit is just as big a failure at editing pictures as the man is at hosting the show. I like how he is keeping a good distance, but Tommy is all rubbing up against her for a cheap thrill.

Two-Ton Tommy's head looks too small for his body. And yeah, it's obvious that work has been done to doctor Jorch's photo. I can just hear him. "Gotta make me look young guys!"

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Jorch's newest "untouched" photo.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 25, 2015, 11:01:14 AM
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Jorch's newest "untouched" photo.


Clearly edited to make his package look bigger.

coaster


Evidently Noory's face no longer reacts to light and shadows.

bateman

Quote from: Morgus on March 24, 2015, 07:24:47 PM
Photos of last night's guest Katherine Albrecht with Noory and Tommy:



Noory looks like a cardboard cutout next to her...  8)

Ha, they photoshopped his jowls out. I saw this in another magazine photo of him - surely at his request.

Nick el Ass

It must be tough living a life in which one is so insecure that they feel the need to have every photo of themselves touched up. Poor Dave probably has the family Christmas stuff edited too.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on March 25, 2015, 01:18:44 AM
With respect, that would only work if the political situation in Russia was unstable as Germany's was in the 20s, but due to Putin's stranglehold on the media, Russia's political situation is very stable.  Such an action could be seen as having no value to any competent Western agency.  However, Nemtsov's death has great value for Putin.  It's not that Nemtsov was personally a threat, but the 15 percent of Russians who speak foreign languages and those who conduct foreign business are because they can become agitators and undermine Putin's control of public perception.  Putin needs these people to maintain the Russian perception that Russia is an open democracy.  The public execution of one of Putin's more vocal opponents would send a very loud message to them to keep quiet.

The media doesn't control the country.
I suspect that Putin like Gorbachev and Yeltsin, when they tried to oust him has the support of the military and whatever name the secret police is named now.
If things get too intolerable, he'll get overthrown.
Except for the criminality of Putin & his cronies and the Russian crime overlords, we probaly don't get much of an idea of what the living conditions are for the Russian man and woman in the streets.
Revolutions are started from the people saying :

" We have had enough. "

And if the army chooses to join them, the leader flees before the mob can grab and try him.
Look at Yemen today as their President fled his palace as an example.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/03/25/395294977/yemens-president-flees-palace-as-rebels-continue-advance

Gd5150

Bina48 looks like she's been listening to Noory.

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wr250

Quote from: Morgus on March 24, 2015, 07:24:47 PM
Photos of last night's guest Katherine Albrecht with Noory and Tommy:



Noory looks like a cardboard cutout next to her...  8)

i thought george was a cardboard cutout.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: bateman on March 25, 2015, 12:29:10 PM
Ha, they photoshopped his jowls out. I saw this in another magazine photo of him - surely at his request.

They may have airbrushed his jowls, but has anyone looked closely at his t-shirt? Wtf is going on there? (It's a rhetorical question, I don't need to hear about Tommee's bodily fluids)

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albrecht

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 25, 2015, 07:27:40 PM
They may have airbrushed his jowls, but has anyone looked closely at his t-shirt? Wtf is going on there? (It's a rhetorical question, I don't need to hear about Tommee's bodily fluids)

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I dont want to contemplate other scenarios as aforementioned. But im guessing it is drool and spatterings of pepperoni pizza roll juice considering his way of speaking and eating. Good investigative skills though I must admit not analyzing his picture, shudder, if you aren't already you need to work on a CSI team as you exhibit ability to view nastyness and find details.
-GNS

bateman

It's nice to see that Katherine Albrecht's plastic surgery has settled in.


albrecht

Quote from: bateman on March 25, 2015, 08:54:39 PM
It's nice to see that Katherine Albrecht's plastic surgery has settled in.


Yes. Though I don't criticize Katherine Albrecht (no relation) having any kind of plastic surgery, if she has. Breast and brain cancer operations are a lot worse. Best to her and anyone with cancer. Glad she, and others, use real doctors but if whatever "other" stuff helps more power to them, but she is smart not to rely on the "alternative" stuff. In my book cancer patients (fire or accident etc victims), hopefully survivors, can do as much plastic surgery as they wish. For them it isnt a Hollywood fetish to look younger but often necessary even if just to repair-GNS

Nick el Ass

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on March 25, 2015, 07:27:40 PM
They may have airbrushed his jowls, but has anyone looked closely at his t-shirt? Wtf is going on there? (It's a rhetorical question, I don't need to hear about Tommee's bodily fluids)

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Ewwww, it looks like he got a little too excited.

bateman

Quote from: albrecht on March 25, 2015, 09:12:43 PM
Yes. Though I don't criticize Katherine Albrecht (no relation) having any kind of plastic surgery, if she has. Breast and brain cancer operations are a lot worse. Best to her and anyone with cancer. Glad she, and others, use real doctors but if whatever "other" stuff helps more power to them, but she is smart not to rely on the "alternative" stuff. In my book cancer patients (fire or accident etc victims), hopefully survivors, can do as much plastic surgery as they wish. For them it isnt a Hollywood fetish to look younger but often necessary even if just to repair-GNS

If you're gonna get plastic surgery, subtle is the way to go. I used to live on the Upper East Side, and seeing some of these women running errands on a Sunday morning without makeup made me feel like I was on the set of a horror movie.


NoMoreNoory

Clyde Lewis and Bill The Triple A going at it hammer and tongs again. For about 5 minutes now. Lewis has called him an ignorant moron and told him to shut up.

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