George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[HK-50]

Corsi sounded as if he'd already gone through half a bottle of Scotch...

[WOTR]

But that's not a Ph.D. course.  The article says it's an undergraduate creative writing course.  That's as far from a Ph.D. course as elementary school is from high school.

My apologies... I should probably take a basic reading and comprehension course.  I had failed to see that he thought it should be a PHD education rather than just a course for some credits.  Perhaps I did not wish to believe that he was really that stupid and willfully misinterpreted the post.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"Indocrinate"..... Awesome start

[21st Century Man]

That's all of the suck for me tonight.

[HK-50]

I always figured that was Richard C. Hoagland's job, and Tommy gets to be the dog.

Tommy could almost pass as Herman Goering.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

My apologies... I should probably take a basic reading and comprehension course.  I had failed to see that he thought it should be a PHD education rather than just a course for some credits.  Perhaps I did not wish to believe that he was really that stupid and willfully misinterpreted the post.

No one was ever discredited for underestimating George Noory's intelligence.

[zeebo]

... I don't mind Katherine Albrecht (no relation) who does the "numbers of the beast" (RFId tags.) ...

Thanks for the info, she kinda freaks me out since she sounds normal then all of a sudden will start ranting about the apocalypse in the form of microchips.  And she giggles alot, which makes it worse.

[zeebo]

Are we getting our C2C cat ladies in a twist? "The numbers" is Glynis McCants, no? Guiley is psychic stuff, angels et al. Wrote "Talking To The Dead", allegedly with Noory.

I get them confused since I usually associate them by which soft-rock ballads that ol' smoothie George is seducing them with.

[HK-50]

That's all of the suck for me tonight.

Same here.

The Spice must flow, but the suck must stop.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks for the info, she kinda freaks me out since she sounds normal then all of a sudden will start ranting about the apocalypse in the form of microchips.  And she giggles alot, which makes it worse.

Her voice has that God's-little-sinless-angel-with-perfect-fair-skin-and-blond-hair-christian-conservative-1950's-TV-Mom-don't-piss-me-off-or-I'll-transform-into-a-psycho-killer vibe.

[Juan Cena]

Thanks for the info, she kinda freaks me out since she sounds normal then all of a sudden will start ranting about the apocalypse in the form of microchips.  And she giggles alot, which makes it worse.

After reading Revelation several times, I've come to the conclusion that events like Wormwood are going to be caused by either asteroids or solar flares hitting Earth, making technology like microchips useless.

[Gassy Man]

In the context of academics, Coast to Coast would only be eligible to be an object of scientific analysis in a case study.  One could study the effects on the public of conspiratorial hogwash, posit a theory for the reason Dave mangles the English language, or develop a thesis around the uncanny ability of mental patients to land an interview on an international show.

[Gassy Man]

No one was ever discredited for underestimating George Noory's intelligence.

Ha ha!

[Gassy Man]

My apologies... I should probably take a basic reading and comprehension course.  I had failed to see that he thought it should be a PHD education rather than just a course for some credits.  Perhaps I did not wish to believe that he was really that stupid and willfully misinterpreted the post.

No apologies necessary -- I was shocked when George even suggested the idea.

[Gassy Man]

Noory creepy story about kid!

[ManiacMatt]

Here are a couple of short clips to demonstrate the sucking power of the The Noorie...

[Nick el Ass]

Here are a couple of short clips to demonstrate the sucking power of the The Noorie...

Length of birth, wtf was he even talking about in that clip?!?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Jorch: Did you do any analysis or did you sort of just listen to what the kid said?

So guest did you use your brain or did you just sit there with index cards and a vacuous hole in your head like me every night?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George:  Hello [Nooryism of caller's name], you're on the air.

Caller:  Hi George, I love the show.  I've been listening since I first heard Art Bell!

[Five seconds of awkward silence]

Caller:  Um.. yes... well [ahem] the reason I was calling...

[albrecht]

After reading Revelation several times, I've come to the conclusion that events like Wormwood are going to be caused by either asteroids or solar flares hitting Earth, making technology like microchips useless.

Yes! I know why Norry wouldn't bring up this scenario (because he has no imagination past mean babies or dead children and doesn't listen to guests) but a caller should bring this up. If an EMP happens (via nuke, solar flare, or Wormwood/PlanetX/Nibruru) why would we care about all the RFid "mark of the beast" or even all the NSA, Smartphones, Smart-Meters, Smart TVs monitoring us? All that stuff wouldn't work! Satan, or his NWO minions, would've be out of luck!)

However, IF, we go with Norry's pet project and "protect the grid" we will be subject to the trackings, and therefore Satan (or the NWO), FOREVER!!

So Norry is in league with Satan (and/or NWO)- which would be in keeping with his fetishistic enjoyment of tragic stories and ponderings about mean babies.
-Q.E.D.
-GNS

[PaulAtreides]

Same here.

The Spice must flow, but the suck must stop.

“He who controls the spice controls the universe.”

[albrecht]

Norry asked the second guest: "if people want to track you. website?" This coming after Katherine Albrecht (no relation) talking about the evils of tracking and Norry's total agreement with her sentiment and even in the conspiracy theories about "the beast." He is not even consistent in his inanity!
-GNS
ps: here's a great commercial, trying to tie the sponsor into the show about afterlife, from Norry from last night:
"here's something else that uh you don't want to return from. And that is, of course starvation, this is uh being hungry- but you don't have to worry because of My Patriot Supply"  You DON'T want to return from starvation. And equating "being hungry" with "starvation"?

[Jorch Einstein]

On the haunted bookstore and library show the other night, Jorch asked the guest, "What are they?" And the guest answered, "What do you mean, what are they? They're some of the most wonderful places in the world, except for the ghosts, I guess." Bwahaha. Obviously the guest was aware of the fact that Jorch has never set foot in a bookstore or library, or cracked open a book.

[ManiacMatt]

Length of birth, wtf was he even talking about in that clip?!?

The guest was talking about a guy in China who supposedly lived 250 years.  Just before this clip it was abundantly clear that Noory wasn't listening.  Big surprise.

[bateman]

For your listening pleasure, a new GNS compilation. Thanks to those who clipped the audio.

[Izintit?]

I hate the way he says "Open" with an "M" in it. "OMPEN Lines"

JumbleGums has a couple of speech impediments. "Ompen" is because any other time he pronounces the letter  "p"  he`s a spit factory.

[Izintit?]

George gets Tommy to carry a roll of duct tape on long flights.  If they ever see a terrorist approaching the cockpit, George will grab the duct tape and, with his P90X body, run circles around the terrorist wrapping him up.  Meanwhile Tommy will ask the flight attendant for an anvil to drop on the terrorist's head.

Tommy does a drop and roll while Jorch does his best Xena scream.

[Morgus]

Photos of last night's guest Katherine Albrecht with Noory and Tommy:



Noory looks like a cardboard cutout next to her... 

[Jorch Einstein]

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

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Shouldn't there be a nun in there somewhere?