George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[VtaGeezer]

I wonder if any "researcher" or even official report mentioned how many driver's licenses, "green" cards, or other forms of ID were found from people on the flight(s)? That would put this part of the "theory" to rest.
-GNS

I believe that there being almost no non-US passengers plus the low no. of passengers on all four planes explains it adequately, and was one reason why the Tuesday flights were selected by the killers.

[zeebo]

I hate the way he says "Open" with an "M" in it. "OMPEN Lines"

I think Pate transcribed it once as: "frummus umphen wines".

[wr250]

oooooo! details details!

thats all that i heard before falling back asleep.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Another interesting analysis of Norry's language problem. I've noticed recently that Norry now pronounces "Eclipse" with a heavy emphasis on the "E." A regionalism perhaps (like here in Texas people often pronounce "Jew-lie" for "July" or "IN-surance" where other people say "in-SUR-ance?" But I don't recall him saying it that way before the recent guest, from Texas, talking about blood moon eclipses.
ps: RCH back on. I guess Norry scared that Art might take him back? Or his crazy house "move" got taken care of, finally.
-GNS

I'm not sure why, but that's been bothering me.  What are Solar eClips anyway and where can I download the app?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought. 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

[PaulAtreides]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought. 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

What clown college would that degree come from?

[Jorch Einstein]

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i am stll with you.
Trying to keep away from the dead minds that fill this forum with bumpf.
I'm trying to find some older and rarer ms.scans connected to mr.lovecraft's 'Al Azif'.
Not the various pastiches so favoured by pop kkulture concurrently.
Hopeing to keep away from the up-comeing annual Necronomicon in the(shudder!)'church'of providence,rhode island that has hosted this allegedly 'goth'(shudder!)convention in the past.
I think that the little-appreciated medium-istic/lucid-dreaming facility/gift/talent that seems to have been used by mr.lovecraft was linked,strangeley,to pre-Abrihamic middle eastern societies like the hittittes,chaldaeans,persians,sumerians,et.al.
Waay before Abraham,etc.
When 'Murrkka'-s monkey minds use the 'bible'to point to the newest bug-bear of post-abraham-ist theology as raisonne de ete of massive interference in the post-ottoman? era...
Any doubt why bible-babble shouts down logic,reason,science...
Norry's position vis the arab world must be difficult to maintain,due to his aknowleged arab roots.
I actually pity his little dance of pseudo-neutrality with the stewardess' interesting roman-a-clef.
She sounds like an hottie,too bad she's useing an pseudonym and presumeably married.
"B_B"
PS:Soon,The 'Noory-geddon'/Noory-calypse.
PPS:Quoth 'Hal'Holbrooke?:"Roumours of my...greatly exaggerated"....

Lovecraft was a strict materialist and didn't believe in any kind of supernatural or occult phenomena. Ok, you can go back to reading your Kenneth Grant books now.

[WOTR]

... with out having listened for so long I could only take your words at face value. In honor of my de-lurking, I'm listening tonight.

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!!1

It is amazing how fast the trip is from "it might be alright" to "jorch sucks."  If you follow the pattern that I have seen played out over and over here, you will continue to tune in to George- stunned that such incompetence can remain on the air.  You will post your observations in this thread with others equally as stunned and frustrated as you.  Eventually, you will either reach the breaking point, or Art will return.  Eiter way, you will be free of Coast and never look back.

MV provides this valuable "cure" free of charge and none of the other therapists charge for their services.

[Nick el Ass]

 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

The local station here already has a disclaimer that they are not responsible for claims made on the show... and Dave is usually laughed even by the terrible local morning show host who is pretty bad himself. I guess it takes one to know one.

[bateman]

What clown college would that degree come from?

The George Noory Academy of Truth, obviously.  :



http://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/product/george-noory-academy-of-truth-classic-hoody-cc404

[Nick el Ass]

The George Noory Academy of Truth, obviously.  :



http://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/product/george-noory-academy-of-truth-classic-hoody-cc404

More like the Dave Noorie academy of suck.

[WOTR]

The George Noory Academy of Truth, obviously.  :



http://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/product/george-noory-academy-of-truth-classic-hoody-cc404

Exactly where would you be able to wear such a garment without being the laughingstock? 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Exactly where would you be able to wear such a garment without being the laughingstock?

I could see Falkie wearing that.

[Nick el Ass]

I could see Falkie wearing that.

Falkie will be left with nothing, but a bunch of Dave stuff... and will shit himself when Art puts him out of a job in a few months which will make it all worthless.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The George Noory Academy of Truth, obviously.  :



http://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/product/george-noory-academy-of-truth-classic-hoody-cc404

Gawd...

That's one I hadn't seen before.

[pyewacket]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought. 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

I'd guess that Dave is listening to the more successful talk shows for ideas. Rush Limbaugh makes references to the EIB higher learning institute in a joking manner. He does have merchandise with Rush Limbaugh University, but I've never heard of him claiming to offer degreed programs unless it was a paid advertisement for Hillsdale or some other school separate from the show.

Is he charging money for this? Is this a serious promotion or is he trying to be funny or clever?

There's only one way to listen to Dave and that's with brain protection:




   

[VtaGeezer]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought. 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

Why that's so stupid it's...umm...Beyond Belief!!  Oops.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'd guess that Dave is listening to the more successful talk shows for ideas. Rush Limbaugh makes references to the EIB higher learning institute in a joking manner. He does have merchandise with Rush Limbaugh University, but I've never heard of him claiming to offer degreed programs unless it was a paid advertisement for Hillsdale or some other school separate from the show.

Is he charging money for this? Is this a serious promotion or is he trying to be funny or clever?

There's only one way to listen to Dave and that's with brain protection:

I hope someone else heard it and I'm not just making things up .  I seem to be misinterpretting some of the things he has said lately due to a combination of his verbal short cuts in describing things and my fading cognitive ability to interpret them.

[zeebo]

...There's only one way to listen to Dave and that's with brain protection:

Exactly what's required ... a mental crash helmet.

[pyewacket]

Exactly what's required ... a mental crash helmet.

A cognitive shock absorber...for those rough rides from Dave's C2C. 

[BattyBrooke]

George gets Tommy to carry a roll of duct tape on long flights.  If they ever see a terrorist approaching the cockpit, George will grab the duct tape and, with his P90X body, run circles around the terrorist wrapping him up.  Meanwhile Tommy will ask the flight attendant for an anvil to drop on the terrorist's head.

I laughed so hard at this I peed a little.

[BattyBrooke]

Bill also recently became an 'Interstellar' SPOILER SPILLER for those of us who haven't seen the film. Thanks for nothing, Bill, you pestiferous bowel movement.

The day after the film's premiere, I had talk radio on while I was doing dishes and the asshat of a host went on a rant spoiling the entire film! In fact, he opened hisctant with the HUGE spoiler and my hands were wet so I hadn't even a nanosecond to turn it off! He had to have known not everyone saw it on opening night, yet he gave zero f*cks. Biggest douchebag on air.

[NoMoreNoory]

George was on the tease again last night. He was urging us to go and check out where he's doing his many 'major events' this year. He said he loves doing these because he gets to see so many C2C listeners and have a chance to speak to them and hear their suggestions. In fact, he said, someone had made a suggestion that.....well, he didn't want to say too much, but,.....well, he hoped to be able to make an announcement in a couple months. He never tires of running this hare, does he?

He had particularly mentioned his live show in Vancouver. Next call - and, of course, we don't believe in coincidences - was from BC and a guy who was looking forward to seeing George in Vancouver. "Will you applaud when I sing?" asked George. "I really need that." The caller went on about how great the show is and how great the guests have been recently ("They just get better and better, don't they?" said George). The caller went on to single out Rebbekah Roth, the 9/11 air hostess novelist from this week and said he really wanted to get a copy of her book, The Mediaeval Illusion. Did Noory correct him to point out that her book is actually called The Methodical Illusion? What do you think?

[NoMoreNoory]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought. 

This program should have a disclaimer that it is for entertainment purposes only, and the fact George is trying to promote it as a legitimate educational source is sickening and probably should be brought to the attention of whatever U.S. government agency is responsible for truth in broadcasting.

This came at the beginning of the 'tribute' to Ron Garner which, with no introduction at all from Noory who was doubtless already in the karaoke bar, consisted merely of running Garner's first interview on Coast. This exchange followed.
Garner: "I often tell people you get a PhD education just by listening to Coast."
Noory: "You know what? We actually tried, Ron, to get some degree credits for people......"
Garner: (laughing) "Did you really?"
Noory: ".......but we weren't able to pull that off. Yet."

I have no idea when this interview was from. Bullshit and fantasy moonshine as usual from the Walter Mitty of the airwaves.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch has a PhD in dumbfuckology.

[PB the Deplorable]

George said something last night about trying to qualify Coast to Coast AM as a degree program, and entitle listeners to receiving course credit or a degree by virtue of listening to his hackneyed interviews of 'expert' guests on the program.  If George thinks that's all you have to do to receive credit for a post-secondary education, his Communications degree must have been even more of a joke than I thought...

George clearly did not get a thing out of whatever courses one takes to get a degree in 'Communications' at University of Detroit-Mercy. 

[Gassy Man]

As someone currently in a Ph.D. program, I can tell you with complete confidence there would be no way to earn any kind of credit simply from listening to Coast to Coast.

[pyewacket]

As someone currently in a Ph.D. program, I can tell you with complete confidence there would be no way to earn any kind of credit simply from listening to Coast to Coast.

Like the type of diploma given to various new age type practitioners? I've seen the "wealth programs", reiki masters, and all sorts of "doctors" of various ologies that are nothing more than a seminar weekend resulting in a title and a "degree". I met some of these when I helped out at new age functions years ago. Most of these people couldn't run their own lives let alone counsel anyone else. It was a real eye opening experience. 

I doubt that this is what Dave is offering. Not sure how that would affect the corporate interests. I think it's just about trying to convince people that they're getting something valuable by tuning in.

[Gassy Man]

You're correct that I should qualify my comment:  No reputable institution accredited by one of the prestigious accrediting bodies would ever grant credit for listening to Coast to Coast.  Fly-by-night operations, diploma mills, and for-profit hucksters might just find a way to make it happen, but the degree would be effectively worthless.  Like listening to Coast to Coast on most nights.  I can't even imagine what the argument would be to grant credit.  Now, on the other hand, someone could take dissertation hours or something similar -- which they use to meet the residency requirement at an institution without actually taking classes -- and listen to Coast to Coast while they are doing so.

[WOTR]

As someone currently in a Ph.D. program, I can tell you with complete confidence there would be no way to earn any kind of credit simply from listening to Coast to Coast.

As somebody who wants to take the "wasting time on the internet" course from Penn state, I would disagree.  You may not get your PHD strictly by spending hours each week wasting time going from website to website... But posting here on Bellgab about how much Dave sucks could help you earn a degree.

Your welcome for the link...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/10/28/at-penn-students-can-get-credit-for-wasting-time-on-the-internet/

No reputable institution accredited by one of the prestigious accrediting bodies would ever grant credit for listening to Coast to Coast.  Fly-by-night operations, diploma mills, and for-profit hucksters might just find a way to make it happen, but the degree would be effectively worthless. 

Just to burst your bubble... this university claims to be one of the oldest in the US and an ivy league research university.