George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[basswood]

According to basswood's d&d entry, The Noorie's mustache "is capable of detaching itself and flying great distances to deliver messages".  So perhaps it's flying around, and whispering in callers' ears exactly what flattery he wishes to hear.

Ha! 

[Northern Nights]

ok, sorry about this, but my streamsuck isn't over 'til march, so i get c2c on my ipod, (i sent a scathing email to snooron & premrat after a particularly infuriating show a month or so ago, telling them IT'S OVER! LOSE MY CREDIT CARD #, I'M DONE).
anyways, so i'm always days behind on the current shows.
yesterday i was listening to the "real detective" show, (fuck, nooron, are you a 5 yr old?!?), and the guest mentions that he met chapman the day he killed lennon and he has a theory, gonna write a book, etc.
was nooron's follow-up "tell me more"...NOOOO! skimmed right by it with some inane shit. shortly thereafter a caller aka hillbilly with a mother for a sister and a grandma murdering daddy, yada yada, and this hillbilly droned on forever!
i mean, WTF nooron?!?
you had a potentially riveting, conspiracy-type show right under your fat nose and you go on to pure mediocrity?
what is one of the biggest stories of our time? john lennons murder! chapman possibly mk ultra!
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!
also, i usually delete the 1st hr so i don't have to listen to the village idiot's intro and "news". but i heard it yesterday, and what "near the pacific ocean", when did he change that? he sounds like he's doing a high school news show.
aww, the inhumanity of it all. if i ever see that asshole in person i'm gonna clean his clock for ruining my show.

I'm going over old posts here with no Nooran on tonight and this one jumped out.  I remember that moment and my frustration too when Dumbass seemed not to notice the guest saying he met Chapman, one of the seriously WTF moments ever.

[goldendeal]

Jorch doesn't give a shit about someone that met Chapman or anyone else, all that son of a bitch cares about is if you know he met and interviewed Jimmy Hoffa…guest and callers be damned, they should know by now, never try and steal Jorch’s thunder, after all, it’s all about him, he is a legend in his own small mind.

[Lord Grantham]

Thursday - March 19, 2015
Hosted by George Noory
Guest(s): Rebekah Roth
After a nearly thirty year airline career working as both a flight attendant and an international purser Rebekah Roth has been analyzing many of the well-known facts about the events on 9/11 based on her experiences in the airline industry. She'll discuss how many of the details of the hijacking and financial instruments set up to capitalize on the tragedy do not add up.

[Nebraska888]

Jorch doesn't give a shit about someone that met Chapman or anyone else, all that son of a bitch cares about is if you know he met and interviewed Jimmy Hoffa…guest and callers be damned, they should know by now, never try and steal Jorch’s thunder, after all, it’s all about him, he is a legend in his own small mind.

I completely agree..........his narcissism is boundless.

[wr250]

[aldousburbank]

I completely agree..........his narcissism is boundless.

Rush
Malignant Narcissism
http://youtu.be/_Lqf7XUbHms

[Northern Nights]

Best part is how Noory's legacy of ineptitude, narcissism and whatnot is forever chronicled here for all the world to see.

When he's not doing a new show it's possible to mine this thread and bring forth classic comedy from the past, all for the enjoyment of a new generation.

He's like a human TV Land.

[albrecht]

I'd rather she tell her stories as stewardess and those long layovers at airport hotels. Coffee, Tea, or Me style. And funny stories about drunken passengers, air rage (I'm sure Norry will mention this as he loves those stories "people are on edge, there is sumething goin on, people are just going nuts" etc), and so forth. Also let us in on "secrets" to get free drinks, upgrades, better seats, secure the emergency aisle or bulkhead etc.
-GNS

[chiliace]

I'd rather she tell her stories as stewardess and those long layovers at airport hotels. Coffee, Tea, or Me style. And funny stories about drunken passengers, air rage (I'm sure Norry will mention this as he loves those stories "people are on edge, there is sumething goin on, people are just going nuts" etc), and so forth. Also let us in on "secrets" to get free drinks, upgrades, better seats, secure the emergency aisle or bulkhead etc.
-GNS

Coffee,tea or me!!?? Bwaahaahaa!!!  I know you're not being  entirely serious, so I'll give you the short version. Stewardesses ,as you call them, don't have a glamorous jobs.  There might be a long layover or two, but they're needed to rest up because 14 hour days are not unheard of. Funny stories about drunks?  There aren't any. Free drinks never solved anything. If you're on the plane it's too late to upgrade, change seats or better your position. If you come to the attention of the flight attendants in the first five minutes, they know you're going to be a problem down the line.
For certain people being a flight attendant is a good job. However,   I'd say I have had all the glamour
I can take.---GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

Didn't Jorch mention one time that he was on a plane, and put his hand on a flight attendant's shoulder, and she turned around and yelled at him not to touch her? That sounds like something he would do. And then he would be shocked that a woman he doesn't know would object to a creepy looking guy with a fake black wig and dyed mustache invading her personal space.

[lonevoice]

[PaulAtreides]

Didn't Jorch mention one time that he was on a plane, and put his hand on a flight attendant's shoulder, and she turned around and yelled at him not to touch her? That sounds like something he would do. And then he would be shocked that a woman he doesn't know would object to a creepy looking guy with a fake black wig and dyed mustache invading her personal space.

Are you saying George has to fly coach?

[albrecht]

Are you saying George has to fly coach?

Yes, he does and frequently mentions that he and Tommy fly Southwest often. How Tommy can fit on those increasingly smaller airplane seats is beyond me....but we now know why airlines have that rag on the seat-back top for oiled hair etc. They must double-up the stuff when Norry is on the flight.

Yes, I recall him mentioning touching someone on a plane and they went crazy. I forget the details but it is one of his personal stories he frequently tells to show how "people are going crazy outthere I mean they are just on edge or something. Something is going on out there with people."
-GNS

[nextgen.fm]

Yes, he does and frequently mentions that he and Tommy fly Southwest often. How Tommy can fit on those increasingly smaller airplane seats is beyond me....but we now know why airlines have that rag on the seat-back top for oiled hair etc. They must double-up the stuff when Norry is on the flight.

Yes, I recall him mentioning touching someone on a plane and they went crazy. I forget the details but it is one of his personal stories he frequently tells to show how "people are going crazy outthere I mean they are just on edge or something. Something is going on out there with people."
-GNS

[zeebo]

... he frequently tells to show how "people are going crazy outthere I mean they are just on edge or something. Something is going on out there with people."
-GNS

Haha yeah he loves starting the show off with these kinds of stories, then positing the question "What is happeneen with people, they're just going crazy all over the place!"

[Nick el Ass]

There is a good chance that he is sucking as we type, but thankfully it isn't on air.

/GNS

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Ahhhh my Dyno-vite commercial, finally...

"I have a cat tree in my living room, and lately she runs right up it and right back down again and right back up again!"

Wait... Lady... You have a CAT TREE, in your LIVING ROOM...? 

(To all men listening: Run.)

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Oh man this guy is really f'ing annoying. He's a bible fanboy. It drives me nuts when people cannot apply context to themselves.  Why can't you know when you are the most enthusiastic person in the room on a subject?  And when you are, just shut up. Nobody else shares your level of enthusiasm. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The beanie babies are still expensive (this is related to a show from 2 weeks ago about beanie babies).

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[WOTR]

The beanie babies are still expensive (this is related to a show from 2 weeks ago about beanie babies).

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I had to look this up... There are pages of info at http://www.tycollector.com/the-scoop/princess-bear.htm ...  But it all boils down to this.

Much of the "true" production history for the Princess Beanie Baby is still a mystery. New collectors are misled into believing Princess is valuable by uninformed, dishonest or deluded sellers on eBay who frequently attempt to sell or auction Princess for prices ranging from hundreds to millions of dollars.

Contrary to all of the hype, misinformation and secondary market speculation, even a "first edition" version of Princess made in China is currently worth approximately $26. A "first edition" version of Princess made in Indonesia is worth approximately $38.

[NoMoreNoory]

Didn't Jorch mention one time that he was on a plane, and put his hand on a flight attendant's shoulder, and she turned around and yelled at him not to touch her? That sounds like something he would do. And then he would be shocked that a woman he doesn't know would object to a creepy looking guy with a fake black wig and dyed mustache invading her personal space.

I remember that. And wasn't there an almost identical story involving a woman at the Post Office?

[Jorch Einstein]

I remember that. And wasn't there an almost identical story involving a woman at the Post Office?

Yeah, a woman at the post office told him off because she said he was standing too close to her in line at the post office. So he went on and on about it on the show that night. He probably was invading her personal space. He was probably breathing down her neck with his pizza-roll breath.

[albrecht]

Yeah, a woman at the post office told him off because she said he was standing too close to her in line at the post office. So he went on and on about it on the show that night. He probably was invading her personal space. He was probably breathing down her neck with his pizza-roll breath.

"People are on edge I tell you, something is going on uh people are just acting crazy er road rage and uh on airplanes. Dr. Breggin our expert: what is going on with people?"
-GNS

[PB the Deplorable]

"People are on edge I tell you, something is going on uh people are just acting crazy er road rage and uh on airplanes. Dr. Breggin our expert: what is going on with people?"
-GNS

Riveting radio

[HorrorRetro]

Yeah, a woman at the post office told him off because she said he was standing too close to her in line at the post office. So he went on and on about it on the show that night. He probably was invading her personal space. He was probably breathing down her neck with his pizza-roll breath.

Nasty. Top it off with the fact that he looks like he showers once a month...

[aldousburbank]

Nasty. Top it off with the fact that he looks like he showers once a month...

Saves money on hair dye and soap and junk.

[PChirp]

How the fuck does "Dr." Peter Breggin practice psychiatry when he's so against psychotropic drugs?  I've never figured this one out.  Does he literally "talk" a cure into these people, and really, what's his secret?  Psychiatrists ARE MEDICALLY TRAINED to prescribe!  Will never understand.  Get so sick of hearing his "reports" as the C2C mental health "advisor".  Give me a damn break.  If this M.D. performs psychiatric miracles sans pharmaceuticals, I'm astounded!  Whatta guy!  He'd certainly be the FIRST.  Should have stopped with a doctoral psychology Ph.D. instead of even bothering with a petty medical school education.     And dammit, yes, GNS! 

[Heather Wade]

How can so many rat-eating haters be wrong?  Think about that, Georgie.   

[aldousburbank]

How can so many rat-eating haters be wrong?  Think about that, Georgie.   

Hey, my cat ate a mouse, which is like a rat, and she's pretty damn smart so