George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

You're one of a kind too, Jorch.  I can't think of any other radio host who is as bad as you.  Hannity comes close but he's still not quite in your league.

[zeebo]

...His constant non-sequiturs and malapropisms are fucking hilarious! ...

There was one from awhile back, don't know if it got logged, but he was talking about some tragedy in the news and if I remember right said "It's like a comedy of mistakes ... sadly."

[paladin1991]

Been over 6 months since I've heard a snoory show, what's been happening lately with the snooron?  I recently tore down my computer and rebuilt it, I now have an Intel Core i5 4690K with ASUS Z97 Pro and 16 gig of RAM, I'll be ready for Art's return!  You know, I've felt a lot cleaner and healthier ever since I cut out Noory from my daily mix.

Yeah but does it make coffee?

[21st Century Man]

I listen mainly in fascination with the extent that the man can mangle the English language. His constant non-sequiturs and malapropisms are fucking hilarious! Dave is a lot like John C. Reilly's character on AdultSwim, Dr. Steve Brule... except without the inside joke.

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Dave's parents should have just given him the first name "Doctor" too... it would have saved all that time wasted studying "pre-dentistry"

One of my favorite movies of recent years is Walk Hard.  Hilarious.

[SnapT]

One of my favorite movies of recent years is Walk Hard.  Hilarious.

All-time classic.  I still listen to the soundtrack regularly.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2162652B71ADDAE1

[paladin1991]

Whatever happened to Lionel Fanthorpe?

didn't he die?

[Nick el Ass]

  didn't he die?

Spring-heeled Jack got him.

[21st Century Man]

All-time classic.  I still listen to the soundtrack regularly.

The songs are great too.  You can tell someone really worked hard on those songs.  He parodied Cash, Orbison, Dylan, Brian Wilson and David Bowie among others.  I have the movie but I should get the soundtrack.  I love that film.

Thanks for the link to the videos.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

There was one from awhile back, don't know if it got logged, but he was talking about some tragedy in the news and if I remember right said "It's like a comedy of mistakes ... sadly."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2888676/Sci-fi-nut-creates-novelty-feeder-turns-furry-visitor-garden-time-lord-s-nemesis.html#v-3963085887001

[bound4bristol]

One of my favorite movies of recent years is Walk Hard.  Hilarious.

One of the best reasons to watch this fine film...

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thank god for the DVR... I would have worn down "certain parts" of the video tape by now

[21st Century Man]

One of the best reasons to watch this fine film...

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thank god for the DVR... I would have worn down "certain parts" of the video tape by now

She was perfect. Loved her lustiness in that film.

[zeebo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2888676/Sci-fi-nut-creates-novelty-feeder-turns-furry-visitor-garden-time-lord-s-nemesis.html#v-3963085887001

Nice, got this year's Halloween costume all set.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

There was one from awhile back, don't know if it got logged, but he was talking about some tragedy in the news and if I remember right said "It's like a comedy of mistakes ... sadly."

I thought he said that last night.

[zeebo]

I thought he said that last night.

Could be, I've been known to experience Noorie-induced time anomalies.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Could be, I've been known to experience Noorie-induced time anomalies.

Me too.  I just thought maybe it was a regular thing.

[21st Century Man]

Matthew Hopkins was one of the worst witch-hunters back in 1600's England.  Vincent Price played him in 1968 in a very good film called "The Witchfinder General'. One of Price's best performances.

[PChirp]

She was perfect. Loved her lustiness in that film.

ABSOLUTELY love Jenna Fischer!  Thanks for "turning me on" to her in this film. Loved her since first seeing her in the Office.  HOT!   

[paladin1991]

Alright.  I'm done.  The suckage may continue without me.

[bound4bristol]

Could be, I've been known to experience Noorie-induced time anomalies.

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one of the unfortunate but well-documented consequences of listening to the "dave-era" C2C

[21st Century Man]

ABSOLUTELY love Jenna Fischer!  Thanks for "turning me on" to her in this film. Loved her since first seeing her in the Office.  HOT!   

I generally find girls named Jenna are the hottest.  However thank Bound4Bristol for the picture for he was responsible.

[PChirp]

I generally find girls named Jenna are the hottest.  However thank Bound4 Bristol for the picture for he was responsible.

Could not agree with you more, 21st! That whole Jenna/Jen/Johanna thing gets my motor revved.  In any case, I applaud your taste and I'm hot and thankful for Bristol for his thoughtful contribution to the board.  DAMN!   

[rzr1911]

One of the best reasons to watch this fine film...

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thank god for the DVR... I would have worn down "certain parts" of the video tape by now

she's alright, but not hot.

THAT'S HOT: https://twitter.com/alextannerxxx

[21st Century Man]

Alright, I'm done. Good Night, Bellgabbers and Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. 

[bound4bristol]

she's alright, but not hot.

THAT'S HOT: https://twitter.com/alextannerxxx

We were simply discussing the merits of a rather funny, mainstream Hollywood film... You, on the other hand... from bible quotes to flat-out links to anal-porn-stars... interesting segue. One question, what do find most hot about her? Is it her self proclaimed #CutestButtholesEver? Or maybe it's her #PerfectButtToButtholeRatio? But (to get things back on topic) it does help, in a small way perhaps, to explain why you, like your good friend Jorch are such buttholes.

lol why are the bible-thumpers always the most twisted ones? and does the topic of butt-to-butthole ratio come up often during bible study?

[NoMoreNoory]

"Edgar Cayce was born in Aukensville Kentucky back in March 1977. He died in Virginia Beach, Virginia in 1945. He was 67 years old." -Joorch

That would be 1877, Joorch.  In Hopkinsville. Sigh.

[rzr1911]

We were simply discussing the merits of a rather funny, mainstream Hollywood film... You, on the other hand... from bible quotes to flat-out links to anal-porn-stars... interesting segue. One question, what do find most hot about her? Is it her self proclaimed #CutestButtholesEver? Or maybe it's her #PerfectButtToButtholeRatio? But (to get things back on topic) it does help, in a small way perhaps, to explain why you, like your good friend Jorch are such buttholes.

lol why are the bible-thumpers always the most twisted ones? and does the topic of butt-to-butthole ratio come up often during bible study?

I didn't see anything about "cutest butthole ever". You must have done extensive research on that.
I find most hot about her, basically everything, she's perfect. Very pretty and cute face, redhead!, very natural during sex, doesn't over-act or seem fake, her moans are great, and of course a perfect body too.
I don't know how you can talk about Jorch and her in the same comment. Maybe you have homo-erotic phantasies about Jorch. But I do miss your bible quotes.

[bound4bristol]

I didn't see anything about "cutest butthole ever". You must have done extensive research on that.
I find most hot about her, basically everything, she's perfect. Very pretty and cute face, redhead!, very natural during sex, doesn't over-act or seem fake, her moans are great, and of course a perfect body too.
I don't know how you can talk about Jorch and her in the same comment. Maybe you have homo-erotic phantasies about Jorch. But I do miss your bible quotes.

...as per your link
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Well, you posted the link that was so helpful in my "extensive research"... and thanks for that! I find that there just simply aren't enough links to hard-core anal sex on the internet and I'm sure you find that to be true as well (only in the finest "Christian" sense, of course). And yes, she sounds like a lovely girl, just the kind you'd like your daughter to grow up to be...

However, you failed to answered the question we all want answered: When you, Jorch and Tommy are siting around eating pizza rolls and studying your favorite book "The Bible", does the topic of butt-to-butthole ratio come up often?

And does Jorch's taint really smell of strawberries!? Enquiring minds want to know!

[rzr1911]

I think your "inquiring mind" is going a bit too far.
You don't like the girl, who cares.
and, I did not link to a hc-a site, but to her twitter account.

[bound4bristol]

I think your "inquiring mind" is going a bit too far.
You don't like the girl, who cares.
and, I did not link to a hc-a site, but to her twitter account.

Yes, her twitter account... which contains hard-core material

which I tastefully redacted btw you dumb, pious, HYPOCRITICAL fuck-stick

[bound4bristol]

I think your "inquiring mind" is going a bit too far.
You don't like the girl, who cares.
and, I did not link to a hc-a site, but to her twitter account.

And you have yet again dodged the question: When you, Jorch and Tommy are siting around eating pizza rolls and studying your favorite book "The Bible", does the topic of butt-to-butthole ratio come up often?

And does Jorch's taint really smell of strawberries!? Enquiring minds want to know!

Sorry, no Gnorryesque softballing on the issues in this forum sir!