George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

What's with all these fawning callers?  Every damn nite.  "Wow you're really hitting it out of the park, George!"  "You're just doing a great job!"  "Mr. Noory it's an honor to speak with you, I just love your show!" 

[Nick el Ass]

What's with all these fawning callers?  Every damn nite.  "Wow you're really hitting it out of the park, George!"  "You're just doing a great job!"  "Mr. Noory it's an honor to speak with you, I just love your show!"

That is the crew calling in because if people called in to let him know how much he sucks they could all be out of a job.

[21st Century Man]

It's there.  You may just be having a hard time loading it, or the Bellgab server is slow.

Ok.  Thanks.  I tried to edit the post again and it would let me modify it initially but then when I try to save the edit it says that the post has already been saved but it hasn't. Bizarre.  I give up. I usually don't have these problems.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What's with all these fawning callers?  Every damn nite.  "Wow you're really hitting it out of the park, George!"  "You're just doing a great job!"  "Mr. Noory it's an honor to speak with you, I just love your show!"

I'd like to propose the Theory of Danheiser Selection, as it applies to Noorwinism.

[Heather Wade]

What's with all these fawning callers?  Every damn nite.  "Wow you're really hitting it out of the park, George!"  "You're just doing a great job!"  "Mr. Noory it's an honor to speak with you, I just love your show!"

And this is the stuff smashed radios are made of. 

[Nick el Ass]

More Edgar Cayce?!? How many fucking shows can this idiot have on the same topic, hahaha. They must really be desperate to fill the allotted time for the show.

[PChirp]

What's with all these fawning callers?  Every damn nite.  "Wow you're really hitting it out of the park, George!"  "You're just doing a great job!"  "Mr. Noory it's an honor to speak with you, I just love your show!"

PLEASE tell me I didn't miss Jan from Brooklyn or the atheist amateur astronomer (AAA) from Connecticut!  Beginning to believe some of these folks are plants. 

[Nick el Ass]

Dave: "Feb."

[Jorch Einstein]

Ok.  Thanks.  I tried to edit the post again and it would let me modify it initially but then when I try to save the edit it says that the post has already been saved but it hasn't. Bizarre.  I give up. I usually don't have these problems.

Must be hard for a feller who comes from a part of the cuntry where Larry the Cable Guy is considered an intellectual. Do what? Do what now?

[PChirp]

Dave: "Feb."

God love him. 

[zeebo]

PLEASE tell me I didn't miss Jan from Brooklyn or the atheist amateur astronomer (AAA) from Connecticut!...

Don't worry you still have a chance to catch Cornelius.

[Nick el Ass]

Don't worry you still have a chance to catch Cornelius.

Corny for sure tonight because we just got a Feb.

[Jorch Einstein]

Hey y'all, Ima just a waitin' for ol' Annie from Alabama to call an give us wicked sinners somma dat scripture learnin'. Yee Hah!

[zeebo]

And this is the stuff smashed radios are made of.

Wonder if C. Crane would do a special bubble-wrapped radio for us.

[PChirp]

Don't worry you still have a chance to catch Cornelius.

CORNY!!!! I forgot all about Cornelius (aka Corny)!  Really, are these the only callers Dave has left? No wonder they lifted the once-a-month call limit.     Good catch, Zeeb!

[Nick el Ass]

Hey y'all, Ima just a waitin' for ol' Annie from Alabama to call an give us wicked sinners somma dat scripture learnin'. Yee Hah!

[zeebo]

Dave: "Feb."

A post-Feb "Feb".  Nice.

[21st Century Man]

Most be hard for a feller who comes from a part of the cuntry where Larry the Cable Guy is considered an intellectual. Do what? Do what now?

I'm from California.  I live in Georgia now. Suburban Atlanta.  Hardly any hicks out here. Mostly transplants like me.

[Nick el Ass]

CORNY!!!! I forgot all about Cornelius (aka Corny)!  Really, are these the only callers Dave has left? No wonder they lifted the once-a-month call limit.     Good catch, Zeeb!

Yeah, and they seem to have lifted the once in a while topics because they are interviewing people on the weekend only for Dave to have them back during the week, or they just have the same topics over and over again. Sad.

[Heather Wade]

Wonder if C. Crane would do a special bubble-wrapped radio for us.

They'd have to make it bulletproof too.   

[Nick el Ass]

A post-Feb "Feb".  Nice.

I was shocked it came out, but he was talking about Friday the 13th which comes up again tomorrow.

[zeebo]

They'd have to make it bulletproof too.   

[PChirp]

Yeah, and they seem to have lifted the once in a while topics because they are interviewing people on the weekend only for Dave to have them back during the week, or they just have the same topics over and over again. Sad.

Agreed, Nick

If I hear another show about Edgar "Fuckin'" Cayce I'm going to sink some lead into my skull.  I guess I'm really just a glutton for punishment for I continue to listen to this drivel but ONLY in hopes that Dave fucks it up either by his own accord or a rare, well-received caller that throws him off track and/or gets him frustrated.  That's priceless entertainment in my book.

[21st Century Man]

Agreed, Nick

If I hear another show about Edgar "Fuckin'" Cayce I'm going to sink some lead into my skull.  I guess I'm really just a glutton for punishment for I continue to listen to this drivel but ONLY in hopes that Dave fucks it up either by his own accord or a rare, well-received caller that throws him off track and/or gets him frustrated.  That's priceless entertainment in my book.

Really its all been said about a zillion times on Coast.  He healed people.  Good for him.  He was a lousy prophet.

[zeebo]

Really its all been said about a zillion times on Coast.  He healed people.  Good for him.  He was a lousy prophet.

Always good to get a reminder about the almonds though.

[Nick el Ass]

Agreed, Nick

If I hear another show about Edgar "Fuckin'" Cayce I'm going to sink some lead into my skull.  I guess I'm really just a glutton for punishment for I continue to listen to this drivel but ONLY in hopes that Dave fucks it up either by his own accord or a rare, well-received caller that throws him off track and/or gets him frustrated.  That's priceless entertainment in my book.

I gave up, and started listening to Art interview Rosalie Osias.

[21st Century Man]

Always good to get a reminder about the almonds though.

True, zeeb.  LOL.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Hey y'all, Ima just a waitin' for ol' Annie from Alabama to call an give us wicked sinners somma dat scripture learnin'. Yee Hah!

She's a bounty hunter.

[bound4bristol]

I continue to listen to this drivel but ONLY in hopes that Dave fucks it up either by his own accord or a rare, well-received caller that throws him off track and/or gets him frustrated.  That's priceless entertainment in my book.

I listen mainly in fascination with the extent that the man can mangle the English language. His constant non-sequiturs and malapropisms are fucking hilarious! Dave is a lot like John C. Reilly's character on AdultSwim, Dr. Steve Brule... except without the inside joke.

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Dave's parents should have just given him the first name "Doctor" too... it would have saved all that time wasted studying "pre-dentistry"

[paladin1991]

Is that how he lost his horse farm?

One only has to look at the timeline of horse porn to see it's ~rise~ in cultural contexts.