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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: pyewacket on March 11, 2015, 12:41:41 PM
I wouldn't do that as I have no interest in the book. I just was curious about how the co authoring and publishing process works.  :)

Well, Tor/Forge is Jorch's usual publisher. I guess even they didn't want to touch this crap. Shame on them for publishing Jorch's alleged writings. Tor usually publishes Fantasy/Sci-fi so I guess they figure Jorch's B.S. fits right in.

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 12:42:31 PM
Yeah, the only logical rating to give it, without reading it, is 1 star, since Jorch is one of the "writers."
Jorch might not have written one page of that book. That's what co-authors are here for. they don't have a name that sells so they get partners. Giving a 1star review  would be pretty hateful, and you might go to hell after your death.
I wouldn't do it.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 12:46:21 PM
Jorch might not have written one page of that book. That's what co-authors are here for. they don't have a name that sells so they get partners. Giving a 1star review  would be pretty hateful, and you might go to hell after your death.
I wouldn't do it.

Did you just find Jesus or something? Your posts make you seem like a glassy-eyed convert...to something or other. Anyhoo, I think it's even more hateful to put your name on a book that you didn't really write, in order to scam suckers out of their money, so you can add even more to your undeserved gains. If in fact Jorch had very little to do with any writing of the book. If there were such a thing as "hell", Jorch would certainly go there. But then we are all adults and know that "hell" is a fairy tale, right? Bwahahaha.
And by the way, it already has three "1 Star" reviews. Why don't you got tell those people how hateful they are?

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 12:45:06 PM
But George is not a quitter like Art Bell.
The only reason you have to listen to George is because Art quit a dozen times.
I don't see anybody blaming Art Bell, but it's his fault that you to "have" to listen to George.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.
Like your good deed of the day, or make it once per week if it's too hard at first.

If it is hard at first, you could watch this documentary. It helped me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zz8_MxcnzY

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 12:46:21 PM
Jorch might not have written one page of that book. That's what co-authors are here for. they don't have a name that sells so they get partners. Giving a 1star review  would be pretty hateful, and you might go to hell after your death.
I wouldn't do it.

do you sometimes find it hard to speak for yourself?

with tommy's hand so firmly slid up your backside

L1NGUS

Coast to Coast Am's resident wit has penned another book? What an asshole. Who the fuck reads his shit? And, speaking of shit, that's the only thing his written word is good for - wiping my ass.

Just two nights ago this retard suggested that his guest Mark Adams look into finding the "Hall of Fame" that is supposedly buried beneath the Sphinx. I assume he meant the "Hall of Records."

This piece of shit is nothing less than a large, constipated bowel; a skid mark in the underwear of life.

Fuck you Noory.

popple

He hasn't written anything.

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 12:52:55 PM
Did you just find Jesus or something? Your posts make you seem like a glassy-eyed convert...to something or other. Anyhoo, I think it's even more hateful to put your name on a book that you didn't really write, in order to scam suckers out of their money, so you can add even more to your undeserved gains. If in fact Jorch had very little to do with any writing of the book. If there were such a thing as "hell", Jorch would certainly go there. But then we are all adults and know that "hell" is a fairy tale, right? Bwahahaha.
And by the way, it already has three "1 Star" reviews. Why don't you got tell those people how hateful they are?
Are you an atheist or something like it? Or do you hate Jesus because you want to be evil, you know, like Aleister "do as thou wilt" Crowley?
Don't tell me you wouldn't yourself make a ton of money from suckers if you had a well known name. You're jealous of Jorch, hell you even have his face as your avatar.
The people who wrote those 1-star reviews are probably reading this thread right now.


aldousburbank

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:16:25 PM
The people who wrote those 1-star reviews are probably reading this thread right now.
No I am not

Gd5150

I love the word "buffoonery".  ;D

Writing a book these days (self publishing) is about as hard as having a radio show (podcast), or a tv show (internet show). None are difficult.

George49

He finally gave the credit to where it belongs. The real reason he is number 1 is only because of this website. We keep it afloat people. We need to stop listening. But we can't because we have to turn our heads and drive slowly to look at the car crash on the side of the road.

rzr1911

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 11, 2015, 12:58:27 PM
do you sometimes find it hard to speak for yourself?
with tommy's hand so firmly slid up your backside
You seem to be paranoid, or maybe you're taking some medication that messes with your rationale.
Do you actually believe that everyone who doesn't follow the peer pressure to bully George constantly here is a davebot? Some people have different opinions on things you know, you don't need to try and slander them. Different points of view are a great thing, you could learn something.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:16:25 PM
Are you an atheist or something like it? Or do you hate Jesus because you want to be evil, you know like Aleister "do as thou wilt" Crowley?
Don't tell me you wouldn't yourself make a ton of money from suckers if you had a well known name. You're jealous of Jorch, hell you even have his face as your avatar.
The people who wrote those 1-star reviews are probably reading this thread right now.

How old are you? Eight? Nine? You sound really immature, dumb, and gullible. In other words, a perfect religious convert. Or maybe you're just a troll.

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 01:30:06 PM
How old are you? Eight? Nine? You sound really immature, dumb, and gullible. In other words, a perfect religious convert. Or maybe you're just a troll.
You really should not complain about age or intelligence at all because your comment was pretty dumb and useless.
Why do you even reply to my comment directed at somebody else?

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:28:05 PM
You seem to be paranoid, or maybe you're taking some medication that messes with your rationale.
Do you actually believe that everyone who doesn't follow the peer pressure to bully George constantly here is a davebot? Some people have different opinions on things you know, you don't need to try and slander them. Different points of view are a great thing, you could learn something.

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no paranoia here mate. I'm simply pointing out that you seem to have an agenda... a very definite agenda

...and if that agenda tends to directly benefit the monetary interests of IhateArt radio et. all... well, what harm is there in my pointing that out?

coaster

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:16:25 PM

Don't tell me you wouldn't yourself make a ton of money from suckers if you had a well known name. You're jealous of Jorch, hell you even have his face as your avatar.
It would be nice to get paid to do a job you are not qualified for, get to slack off and not pay attention, and not have to worry about getting fired because the higher ups quit caring years ago.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:35:53 PM
Aren't you able to give a good answer to any point I made? You really should not complain about age or intelligence at all because your answer was pretty dumb and useless.

What point? That you think it's ok to make money off of suckers if you have a well-known name? Doesn't sound very Christianly to me. So you're saying you're ok with Jorch putting his name on a book and making money from gullible people, even though he most likely wrote none of the book? You're a fucking douchebag.
Or did you mean your other point about calling people evil who don't agree with your glassy-eyed Christian bullshit. Hey, when the Nephilim, or Tommy, bends you over and buggers you up your fudge tunnel tonight, make sure to ask them for a reach-around, you fucking clueless git.

rzr1911

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 11, 2015, 01:37:48 PM

no paranoia here mate. I'm simply pointing out that you seem to have an agenda... a very definite agenda

...and if that agenda tends to directly benefit the monetary interests of IhateArt radio et. all... well, what harm is there in my pointing that out?
Everybody should have an agenda. Mine is to influence Art Bell and George Noory, especially considering the guest-list of their shows, and to have some fun. I don't even know IhateRadio. Is that the new Clearchannel?

SnapT

Quote from: coaster on March 11, 2015, 12:38:07 PM
Its gross how people gave "his" book 5 stars without even reading it.
I give it five bags of popcorn, two bags of soda, and one miniature toy plane.

HK-50

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 11, 2015, 01:37:48 PM
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no paranoia here mate. I'm simply pointing out that you seem to have an agenda... a very definite agenda

...and if that agenda tends to directly benefit the monetary interests of IhateArt radio et. all... well, what harm is there in my pointing that out?



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bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:41:40 PM
Everybody should have an agenda. Mine is to influence Art Bell and George Noory, especially considering the guest-list of their shows, and to have some fun. I don't even know IhateRadio. Is that the new Clearchannel?

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s'ok mate... I know what you are and more importantly YOU know what you are

you can blow smoke up the ass of all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot blow smoke up the ass of all the people all the time

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 01:40:55 PM
What point? That you think it's ok to make money off of suckers if you have a well-known name? Doesn't sound very Christianly to me. So you're saying you're ok with Jorch putting his name on a book and making money from gullible people, if though he most likely wrote none of the book? You're a fucking douchebag.
Or did you mean your other point about calling people evil who don't agree with your glassy-eyed Christian bullshit. Hey, when the Nephilim, or Tommy, bends you over and buggers you up your fudge tunnel tonight, make sure to ask them for a reach-around, you fucking clueless git.
Yes, I think it's ok to make money off of suckers. That's what they're good for.
And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. --John 8:32
So apparently suckers don't know the truth, and are not free.

Whoever calls another believer a fool will answer for it in hellfire. --Matthew 5:22
You are a very angry person. Always leashing out with insults quickly. That's really not a good attitude, you should work a bit on that. It makes you look childish and silly, so it's a bit amusing you called me that.
You don't need to reply, you are kinda boring me.

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:57:31 PM
Yes, I think it's ok to make money off of suckers. That's what they're good for.
And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. --John 8:32
So apparently suckers don't know the truth, and are not free.

Whoever calls another believer a fool will answer for it in hellfire. --Matthew 5:22
You are a very angry person. Always leashing out with insults quickly. That's really not a good attitude, you should work a bit on that. It makes you look childish and silly, so it's a bit amusing you called me that.
You don't need to reply, you are kinda boring me.

John 8:7

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hypocrite

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 01:57:31 PM
Yes, I think it's ok to make money off of suckers. That's what they're good for.
And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. --John 8:32
So apparently suckers don't know the truth, and are not free.

Whoever calls another believer a fool will answer for it in hellfire. --Matthew 5:22
You are a very angry person. Always leashing out with insults quickly. That's really not a good attitude, you should work a bit on that. It makes you look childish and silly, so it's a bit amusing you called me that.
You don't need to reply, you are kinda boring me.

You should work on pulling your head out of your fudge tunnel, it makes it hard for Tommy and Jorch to get in there.

rzr1911

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 11, 2015, 01:55:06 PM
s'ok mate... I know what you are and more importantly YOU know what you are

you can blow smoke up the ass of all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot blow smoke up the ass of all the people all the time
You still believe I am a Davebot? You know what I am? How so? You talk like a cult-member. Are you afraid of people who don't (only) ridicule George.
Also, please don't attach useless images. There's image hosters for that.

rzr1911

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 11, 2015, 02:01:53 PM
John 8:7

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hypocrite
that's a blatant mis-use of a quote. We're not stoning somebody to death here. And of course, I am a sinner, even admitted my wickedness in a comment yesterday.

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 02:03:23 PM
You should work on pulling your head out of your fudge tunnel, it makes it hard for Tommy and Jorch to get in there.
seems all you can produce is hot air. useless. your intellect really seems to have gotten stuck at a _very_ young age.

rzr1911's secret pin-up girl.
Hey rzr1911, try your best not to think of this image when you go to sleep tonight. Whatever you do, don't think about it.

rzr1911

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 11, 2015, 02:17:15 PM
rzr1911's secret pin-up girl.
Hey rzr1911, try your best not to think of this image when you go to sleep tonight. Whatever you do, don't think about it.
Alright, I forgive you for insulting me, but I don't forgive you for making this thread super boring.
Somebody help please! This is supposed to be entertaining in here. Don't let Jorch Einstein ruin the rep of the forum.

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 11, 2015, 02:13:11 PM
that's a blatant mis-use of a quote. We're not stoning somebody to death here. And of course, I am a sinner, even admitted my wickedness in a comment yesterday.

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well, why don't we all defer to your special interpretation of "The Word" then... and your special interpretation of all other matters too... that will simplify everything... for everyone! Blessed be the opinions of rzr1911... Hallowed be his proclamations!

seriously, do you even listen to the tripe that comes out of you?

ItsOver

Quote from: SnapT on March 11, 2015, 01:47:10 PM
I give it five bags of popcorn, two bags of soda, and one miniature toy plane.

"... and a pizza roll in a pear tree..."

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