George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pate]

Sorry, U rock! Why come I can't hear yew?

[pate]

Seriously want to play the Noorie drinking game, and you fail me?

[pate]

Which low power AM station do I have to tune into to play the drinking game thyat mayjkes me not hear you?

Do I win!?!

Ur gonna give me the tens of dollars your Veterans CD gain'd?  Tommee kept that as "production kosts?"

I understand!

GNS!

[pate]

Tell us, how...

How you earned the fabled Blue Falcon Award?

GNS

[SnapT]

Noory giving us a shoutout and specifically Falkie.

[yoego]

Jorch had a mafia guest and didnt even mention when he was nearly whacked by the Totino family??

Hahaha! Yeah he got hot-rolled by the Totinos, aint that whack

[Nick el Ass]

Noory giving us a shoutout and specifically Falkie.

He has to change his email every time he asks for a handout.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory giving us a shoutout and specifically Falkie.

what did dave say?

[nooryisawesome]

I see your Kate upton picture and raise you a funny .gif

[Never2Late]

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[pate]

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Checkmate...

[michio]

Odd to hear Belzer assuming George shares his political beliefs.  Well, not really, since George speaks out both sides of his mouth.

Paraphrasing:

Noory says I've got to get you on Hannity, Richard.  Belzer says, I've been there and can't stand the people like him who try to make everything so threatening and sinister for no good purpose.  Crickets on Noory's end.  Then Belzer tries to make a comparison to the bad guys by saying that George and David don't do that stuff.

Question:  Who is this "David" who is as even-handed (in Belzer's confused opinion) as our own beloved Jorch? 

Richard tore Fox News a new one as he took no prisoners.  I would imagine with each ill word spoken about Georgie's beloved Fox News, a tiny dagger entered sNoory's narcissist heart. I love it.

I could be dead wrong but he may have been talking about David Wayne. He's co-author of a few of Belzer's books and a supposed journalist. He wrote the latest book with Belzer - 'Someone Is Hiding Something Up Their Arse.' Some other guy added his brain farts for laughs.

[pate]

Nefermynd, thought you could get some sort of sexposeur ibn saud,,,


Wall Of Voodoo - Mexican Radio

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Jorch keeps on insulting us, but he always reads our posts.

[ItsOver]

...Question:  Who is this "David" who is as even-handed (in Belzer's confused opinion) as our own beloved Jorch? 

Probably Dave Noorie.  It wouldn't be the first time somebody confused Jorch with Dave.  Belzer just didn't realize they were the same character. 

[albrecht]

Yep. The only good source of info on the Mexican Drug War.

WWW.BORDERLANDBEAT.COM
-gns
PS: What is so interesting to me is that everyday our news on tv and on the AM radio updates reports on firefights between police and militants in Egypt or an immolation or beheading in Syria or Libya but nothing on the same stuff in Mexico that also happens everyday....which is a lot closer to home and right across our open border.

[ItsOver]

WWW.BORDERLANDBEAT.COM
-gns
PS: What is so interesting to me is that everyday our news on tv and on the AM radio updates reports on firefights between police and militants in Egypt or an immolation or beheading in Syria or Libya but nothing on the same stuff in Mexico that also happens everyday....which is a lot closer to home and right across our open border.

The Ministry of Propaganda can't cast dispersions upon the situation next door.  It might discourage the Democrat new voter drive or the recruitment of new workers for jobs Americans won't do.  Everything's just fine, turn away, and move along.

[Jorch Einstein]

I'd like to know just how much of that new book with Belzer was written by Jorch. 1%? Less than 1%? Did Jorch scrawl his name in crayon on the top of the manuscript? Is that his contribution? Putting his name on a book as a co-author is an insult to all the legitimate authors out there who work hard at their craft. How is anyone but the most gullible, uneducated Coast listener expected to believe that someone as mentally deficient as Jorch is capable of writing any part of a book?

[coaster]

I'd like to know just how much of that new book with Belzer was written by Jorch. 1%? Less than 1%? Did Jorch scrawl his name in crayon on the top of the manuscript? Is that his contribution? Putting his name on a book as a co-author is an insult to all the legitimate authors out there who work hard at their craft. How is anyone but the most gullible, uneducated Coast listener expected to believe that someone as mentally deficient as Jorch is capable of writing any part of a book?

Blorch mentioned last night that he contributed to the "aliens took the plane" theory, which means he probably gave them his opinion, and they wrote it. He just put his name on the book so it would get a few sales and he would get a paycheck.

[nextgen.fm]

Hey, was last night's show the postponed Richard Belzer show?

[Izintit?]

These callers that blow smoke up Jorch's ass must be staged, there is no other explanation.

That is one of Tommy`s main jobs- to chat up callers until he get`s them to say something nice about `Ol Emptyhead.

[VtaGeezer]

I'd like to know just how much of that new book with Belzer was written by Jorch....

Clearly not enough to allow him to deal with the MH370 topic without Belzer; who wasn't much better when he finally showed.  The high point of the show was when, after an hour of Noory surmising that some catastrophe had befallen Belzer in France, Belzer blurted out that Tommy had his phone number wrong.

[pyewacket]

I looked up Someone is Hiding Something on Amazon.

Product Details

    Hardcover: 240 pages
    Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing (February 17, 2015)
    Language: English
    ISBN-10: 1632207281
    ISBN-13: 978-1632207289
    Product Dimensions: 9 x 6.2 x 1.3 inches
    Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
    Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,583 in Books

It's a very recent book and has 16 reviews there- 11 being 5 star ratings. Not sure how well it will do as time goes on. Other review sites have none on this book - so far. 

How does this co-author deal go? I know I'm probably naive, but I thought they had to contribute a certain portion of script to the body of work to be credited. Any other small contributors would be acknowledged and footnoted on their quotes or contributing material. Any writers, here, who could explain this? 


PS- Will this qualify Dave to be interviewed on the book and have to answer questions about his theories? How about book signings?

[Izintit?]

Clearly not enough to allow him to deal with the MH370 topic without Belzer; who wasn't much better when he finally showed.  The high point of the show was when, after an hour of Noory surmising that some catastrophe had befallen Belzer in France, Belzer blurted out that Tommy had his phone number wrong.

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Damn doughnut filling smudged the last digit of Belcher`s number. Jorch was like a preteen finally allowed to sit at the "cool kids" table. I especially liked Jorchs` slobbering kiss-ups and Belcher throwing him a bone about joining Jorch in the studio next time. Peabrain loves his Hollywood buds!

[albrecht]

The Gotti part of the show was pretty funny because some parts made Norry uncomfortable because they were knocking a previous C2C guest who also wrote a book about Gotti.  Kept derisively calling him "an Albanian xxx" "that Albanian rat..." etc. And it took Joorch towards the end to mention his Jimmy Hoffa stuff, which I assumed he would mention at first. Also because Gotti was funny and Norry is attempting to not screen calls as much (trying to ramp up to compete with Art's comeback in July.) So a caller got through to ask about "Jewish bankers and the Vatican behind the scenes" and Norry attempted to cover it as "jewish bakers." It was hard to hear the question and Gotti went with that for a joke about baking but then made Joorch uncomfortable by saying "like I always says behind the Vatican there must be some Jews or Chinese hahahah" (assuming that those type know how to run a business, I guess.)
-GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

All the rat-eating gabbers should go on Amazon and leave Jorch's new book a 1 star review. Bwahahahaha.

[Jorch Einstein]

The title of Jorch's next book: Someone Is Making Something Happening Here Sometime

[coaster]

All the rat-eating gabbers should go on Amazon and leave Jorch's new book a 1 star review. Bwahahahaha.

Its gross how people gave "his" book 5 stars without even reading it. I'm glad my life does not revolve around licking his ballsack.

[pyewacket]

All the rat-eating gabbers should go on Amazon and leave Jorch's new book a 1 star review. Bwahahahaha.

I wouldn't do that as I have no interest in the book. I just was curious about how the co authoring and publishing process works. 

[Jorch Einstein]

Its gross how people gave "his" book 5 stars without even reading it. I'm glad my life does not revolve around licking his ballsack.

Yeah, the only logical rating to give it, without reading it, is 1 star, since Jorch is one of the "writers."