George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch calls Gotti Jnr 'John A Junior Gotti'

[NoMoreNoory]

Didn't we just have a show about the gumby crime family last week?

Yes. With Knapp, so it was pretty good. This will not be.

[coaster]

well this is already boring. off to something else.

[Bleefy]

Why is Jorch playing his Linda Moulton Howe playlist for "John A. Junior Gotti"?

[coaster]

This Gotti guy was not interesting in the least. I hate how people have to ride a relative's coattails. He really did jackshit. He played pretend for a few years after his daddy went to prison. Big friggin' deal as they say.

[Juan Cena]

Noory's new book is actually titled "Someone Is Hiding Something"? haha he makes it too damn easy.

It was originally going to be called "Someone is Hiding My Turkee Samich," but the publisher rejected the first draft.

[Morgus]

Wasn't this Gotti subject already covered by one of the weekend hosts a few weeks ago?
Noory is resorting to poaching from his own weekend guests now too?

[Nick el Ass]

Wasn't this Gotti subject already covered by one of the weekend hosts a few weeks ago?
Noory is resorting to poaching from his own weekend guests now too?

Repeat callers, and repeat guests. I think it is safe to say that something is not quite right in Nooryland.

[Juan Cena]

A guest who listened to the show in prison. Boy, talk about a captive audience.

Listening to Dave in prison is a crime against humanity.

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone have any idea why this non-interview is happaneen? Knapp had a book, the author and a clear narrative. Junior is just droning on. Joorch is pretty much silent.

[Nick el Ass]

Listening to Dave in prison is a crime against humanity.

Prisoners probably begged to be executed so they didn't have to listen to Dave.

[Bleefy]

Anyone have any idea why this non-interview is happaneen? Knapp had a book, the author and a clear narrative. Junior is just droning on. Joorch is pretty much silent.

Jorch is too busy reading erotic Twilight Zone fanfiction.

[Bleefy]

"How come you guys always have great names? Like 'Jimmy the Greek'?"

Uh. I'd ask if he was serious, but you know.

[Nick el Ass]

His nickname would be Davey the Dumbass.

[NoMoreNoory]

Georgie The Pizza Roll

[Bleefy]

His nickname would be Davey the Dumbass.

Georgie the Suck.

[ACE of CLUBS]

'Take Back The Night' ............. with Art Bell

C2C is like a dandelion that was sprayed with Roundup ....

Nighty-night George ...... 

[NoMoreNoory]

George "Mushmouth" Noory

[Nick el Ass]

Yeah, I think U7 is sounding like a better idea... and there is nothing Richard Belzer could do to save this nights trainwreck. 

[Bleefy]

"Babymaimer" Noory

[SnapT]

Noory cannot hide his lustful admiration for John Gotti (father and son) and old-fashioned gangsters in general.

That is reason enough to hate him.

[Richard Groyper]

I want to hear Dave say "licking lollipops in lillyhiemer".

[SnapT]

Did Gotti just say "I'm not a MOB TREKKIE"?

[goldendeal]

Is tonight's show a repeat? I could swear just a couple weeks ago I heard the same exact show.

[zeebo]

Is tonight's show a repeat? I could swear just a couple weeks ago I heard the same exact show.

The Noorie's been repeating the same show for 12 years, it's like those Mad Libs, just ask the same questions and fill in da blanks.

[goldendeal]

Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

Bada boom bada bing!!!

[CHOCOL8MILK]

Is tonight's show a repeat? I could swear just a couple weeks ago I heard the same exact show.

You have just experienced the 'Noorie effect', where you are stuck in a time loop. To cure yourself, you will need to ingest copious amounts of turmeric before 0400 EST (March 11th) while this trans-dimensional plane we inhabit is free from dimensional intersections.

[PChirp]

The Noorie's been repeating the same show for 12 years, it's like those Mad Libs, just ask the same questions and fill in da blanks.

For someone as interesting as Mr. Gotti (assuming you enjoy the whole Mafia thing), damn, Dave is asking some of the most incredibly stupid questions I've ever heard.  What a damn dolt!     Cannot wait to hear how he sucks up to Belzer during the next half of the show.

[goldendeal]

Last show about Gotti on Coast was 2015/02/15.   Less than a month ago.  Coast is breakin my bawls  hereya  wit dis crap.

[PChirp]

Last show about Gotti on Coast was 2015/02/15.   Less than a month ago.  Coast is breakin my bawls  hereya  wit dis crap.

Talkin' about "breakin' my bawls", Playboy magazine printed a fantastic article with Mr. Gotti just a couple years ago describing pretty much the same info and his relationship with his father John while incarcerated.  Fucktard Dave puts it all to shame.  This man is incapable of carrying out a decent interview of any kind with some of the most rediculous questions/comments ever uttered. 

GNS ad infinitum