George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

Good god almighty, he could part his wig with that monster.

All the better to ram into Tommy's sphincter.

[Nick el Ass]

Is he a Jehovah's Witness? They're good at making false predictions. "Stay alive til 1975"

The site says that they have no denomination of any kind. I also found this article about eBible falling for Campings bs, and spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations to line their pockets. Um, I mean get the word out.

http://articles.philly.com/2013-05-29/news/39582351_1_harold-camping-ebible-fellowship-judgment-day

[Major Ed Damien]

Well, we can safely make one prediction of our own:

Jorch will kiss the doomsdayer's ass until the end of time.

[Nick el Ass]

This guy has huckster written all over him.

[nooryisawesome]

DAVE SUCKS

[Nick el Ass]

DAVE SUCKS

He is logged in, and is possibly talking with his pal THE Incredible Falk. No offense to those who are green.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tommy:

Why are you hiding the Malaysian airliner in your ass?

Somebody is hiding something really big in his big fucking ass.

And it's you, fat boy.

[Juan Cena]

Boko Harum and Kaleif?

Sheesh!

[Major Ed Damien]

I sense early on that Jorch did not read the guest's book.

"Too many words.  Couldn't you write it on a Post-It?"

[AvDaBr]

This first guest sounds a bit like Corsi, no?

[ShatteredGlassDome]

rot in hell noorass

[21st Century Man]

I sense early on that Jorch did not read the guest's book.

"Too many words.  Couldn't you write it on a Post-It?"

The last book the Noorie read was Whorton Hears a Hoo.  I think it was the day before yesterday.  I think he is also familiar with the Mein Kampf audio book read by Gilbert Goddfried.

[nextgen.fm]

is tonight where Pizza discusses the new music he listens to on his zune player?

[AvDaBr]

That may have been the worst recording of the human voice ever made.

[Nick el Ass]

I sense early on that Jorch did not read the guest's book.

"Too many words.  Couldn't you write it on a Post-It?"

He uses them to snort turmeric off of, and then takes em to half priced books to make more money for his turkey sammich habit.

[Major Ed Damien]

Was anybody's dog howling at Submerging Artist Number 2?

As Mark Twain said, "I haven't heard anything like that since the orphanage burned down."

[Major Ed Damien]

This first guest sounds a bit like Corsi, no?

Good ear.

They're very similar.  Corsi's, though, has something on the end of it that I would describe as "gay pedantic professor."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch should write a book about his pizza roll accident.  It could be ghost-written by Jerome Corsi.

Good title:


Deep Burning Throat:  How My Flapper Thingie Caught On Fire Because of a Too-Hot Snack

by George Noory with Jerome Corsi

[Major Ed Damien]

Here's what Jorch learned about this dude's book:

"I didn't have to read it to cruise through the shit on auto-pilot like I did the last book I didn't read either."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Did you ever get a paper cut?  Those really hurt.  War story:  I once got a bad paper cut in the Navy while putting together the base bingo newsletter.  I also stapled my balls together."

[Nick el Ass]

I also stapled my balls together."

He has trouble with little things that flop around just like his little flapper thingy.

[SnapT]

Hey Noory, prove you still read this thread while you're on the air by saying "absolutely" or "of course" during the course of this broadcast!  Then we'll know for sure.

[Major Ed Damien]

I played the song backwards from the Submerging Country Artist out of Mississippi.

He was saying:  "I just fucked my sister and my pig, and the sad thing is that they're one and the same."

"Now, I'll have another beer."

[paladin1991]

Yeah? Well I've got one of paladin1991's used mayo jars...


and it's MINE... ALL MINE!

My Children!

[Northern Nights]

Noory just made that orgasm sound again when someone mentioned death.

[briantroutman]

He just had a caller who came on saying “Hi Dave...” (Dave wasn’t the name of the guest, by the way) and then he told his story. Then Noory came back with a disinterested “That's a real miracle...Gabber.”

[aldousburbank]

Noory just made that orgasm sound again when someone mentioned death.

This post alone makes the whole BellGab clusteruck worthwhile.

[SnapT]

He just had a caller who came on saying “Hi Dave...” (Dave wasn’t the name of the guest, by the way) and then he told his story. Then Noory came back with a disinterested “That's a real miracle...Gabber.”

Seriously?!  I'm slightly behind on the live feed, looking forward to hearing that.

[Major Ed Damien]

Noory just made that orgasm sound again when someone mentioned death.

The last time Jorch audibly came like that was when a caller was describing a fire which had killed a bunch of kids.

Afterwards, Tommy asked:

"George, did you spill a carton of Half and Half next to your chair tonight?"

[Nick el Ass]

He just had a caller who came on saying “Hi Dave...” (Dave wasn’t the name of the guest, by the way) and then he told his story. Then Noory came back with a disinterested “That's a real miracle...Gabber.”

Really?!?  That is awesome.