George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Mind Flayer Monk]

pizza roll story.

[HorrorRetro]

Oh Christ. First it was Beanie Babies, and now it's boiling lava pizza rolls and missing trimmer guides. This is quite possibly the worst C2C show ever.

[NoMoreNoory]

pizza roll story.

Immediately followed by the mustache story. It's BOGO night down at Joorch's.

[ledzep69r]

Oh Christ. First it was Beanie Babies, and now it's boiling lava pizza rolls and missing trimmer guides. This is quite possibly the worst C2C show ever.

Nothing will ever top his 10th anniversary show for suckage, but this is getting close.

[NoMoreNoory]

This is quite possibly the worst C2C show ever.

For a very long time.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It sounds like a pretty tragic life, what with pizza rolls and moustache trimmers making it to the top two, and all.

[21st Century Man]

I knew I got the title wrong. I just know the line "Wanna Take a Ride" would play right after. Who's voice is that saying that anyway? Kieth?

Ross Mitchell was the announcer for C2C 'til about 2012 and was also the announcer for Dark Matter.  I suspect he will be the announcer when Art returns.  He's also currently the announcer for Michael Savage.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tommy knows the really embarrassing stories.

Like the time Jorch got his dick stuck in the Coke bottle while interviewing Linda Moulton Howe.

Or the time Jorch stupidly locked himself in the men's room at the studio and had to spend the whole weekend there until somebody finally rescued him.  Jorch said he spent the time making shitty airplanes out of paper towels and flushing the toilets.

Or the time, Jorch went into a Thai massage parlor and tried to ask for a "wax job" in the woman's native language.  She hit him in the dick with a water bottle, causing wax to fly out of both his ears.

There are a lot more we don't know.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I'm hoping for Annie in Alabama to call in.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch laughed at the guy who suffered the concussion.

Even Curly of The Three Stooges had more empathy.

[Eddie Coyle]

Jorch laughed at the guy who suffered the concussion.

Even Curley of The Three Stooges had more empathy.

  Noory is more like Moe, wishing he could smack him on the head again.

[Laurakinch]

Holy shit, the poor old lady with the bad hook up with a DJ when she was young. She wishes she could go back in time to undo her scorching case of herpes.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch should tell the one about when he caught clap of the throat from his roommate's blow-up doll in college.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Good work George, ask the Beanie Baby researcher about ISIS.

I'm enjoying the guests abilities to blow off GN and seem interested.
"Yeah, they sure do".

I used to use those lines on smoke breaks when I wanted to be left alone. There is always some nonsmoker that assumes you go out to smoke because you really want to talk about work.

[Laurakinch]

George is such a smarmy used car salesman...the guest is snickering at his stupidity. he's just spouting off a bunch of bullshit. now he's calling collectors of beanie babies mentally ill and comparing them to isis?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guy really sounds like he doesn't want to be there anymore.

[Major Ed Damien]

This guy really sounds like he doesn't want to be there anymore.

You got it, GFP.

I think this was the final straw:

"People are actually making a living selling things on eBay.  It's amazing."

Then Jorch came back from the break asking the guest about the weather in his area.

[basswood]

I used to use those lines on smoke breaks when I wanted to be left alone. There is always some nonsmoker that assumes you go out to smoke because you really want to talk about work.

Ding! Man, I've been smoke free for about three years but it seems like just yesterday I would gradually stroll further and further to avoid those people... 

[SnapT]

"The dark side of Beanie Babies."

Fuck.

Fun fact, I published this comic book in the late '90s to capitalize on the craze...

It was a poor seller.

[Laurakinch]

You got it, GFP.

I think this was the final straw:

"People are actually making a living selling things on eBay.  It's amazing."

Then Jorch came back from the break asking the guest about the weather in his area.

this is fucking excruciating. the guest is ready to bail. now george is talking about kids choking on beanie babies.  wtf!

[popple]

I think "White Crow" should call in

White crow should be the new anonymous.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch should tell about the time he sprayed ant killer on his tongue before going out on a date.

[popple]

Would it be a meanie beanie baby?

[popple]

shpeshul o pen linez? so.... tired... but... must stay... up

FADING FASTTTTTTT

...zzzZzzzzzZZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzzz *dreams of gnoory sucking and misses nothing of importance*

[zeebo]

Nothing will ever top his 10th anniversary show for suckage, but this is getting close.

Ha! So glad that show still lives in infamy.  It was the show which finally pushed me over the edge and onto bellgab two years ago.  Processing through my feelings here on the GNS thread has helped in my healing, but the scars from that show run deep.

[paladin1991]

Talking about Harrison Ford and his plane crash.  That happened what, 2 days ago?

[Major Ed Damien]

Ha! So glad that show still lives in infamy.  It was the show which finally pushed me over the edge and onto bellgab two years ago.  Processing through my feelings here on the GNS thread has helped in my healing, but the scars from that show run deep.

We're here for you, Zeebo.

You've got a friend.

[zeebo]

This guy really sounds like he doesn't want to be there anymore.

Yep, by the end you could almost hear him rolling his eyes at how inane the questions had gotten.  Still, turned out to be a pretty fun topic surprisingly. 

[SnapT]

This guest has a serious case of smilevoice.  He can't believe this is a real host of a talk show.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "I was on the television."


He didn't say which one or where the television was.