George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

The Official "George Noory Pleasure Device"

It's very SESSY! -Chris Norton

Or its the George Noory harmonica.

[goldendeal]

How does that old bag "Jan" end up getting through on every show and others try for years with no luck?

[Nick el Ass]

How does that old bag "Jan" end up getting through on every show and others try for years with no luck?

They are going for the unstable crowd now.

[zeebo]

Noory doesn't even know the Star Trek TV episodes.
The Spock phrase he noted from his favorite Start Trek TV episode, was only in the movies, not the TV show...

I missed that but it doesn't surprise me.  The guy probably knows all the dorky Abbott & Costello monster movies, but not classic Trek.  It's just not right.

[Falkie2013]

Great job Austin Fitts!  She's jabbering about how "lower gas prices" are helping a weak economy.  Now, I know she spends a lot of time here in CA and George fucking LIVES here and gas has gone up about a $1.20 in the past ten days!  Cheap gas?  You thought that was gonna last?  Nuts!

Also, instead of leading with some obscure scare story about a virus in some suburb of St. Louis why didn't he lead the "news" with Leonard Nimoy? 

And of COURSE George doesn't "believe in" the Big Bang.  The work of the scientists he cites in the news item notwithstanding, George's SOP for science he doesn't like is to comb the bushes for people who agree with him and not allow any opposing view.  Or when people who do know science come on the program and openly oppose him, he never has any comment.  Because the goddam fool doesn't know what the FUCK he's talking about!

Listened to Moulton Howe last night -- first time I've listened to the program in some time -- and I noticed George didn't close the show with Art Bell as part of the credits.  How long has that been going on?

George has told me he stopped saying Art Bell some months ago.

I noticed of late as we've driven by the local Shell refinery the USW picketers are nowhere to be seen. The rise in gas prices here was ostensibly because they struck at 9 refineries and a fire at an Exxon refinery in Southern California. Outside of California gas is $ 2.00 a gallon in some states accordin to Gas Buddy.
Just came home from Safeway. Windy bitter cold and the prices here downtown are $3.00 a gallon. Highest price in this area for regular is $ 3.63 a gallon.

[Richard Groyper]

I have this mental picture of George kneeling at the Great Wall of China with a sign :

Radio host George Noory will sing for you AND suck your dick at the same time for only $ 4.95.

While Tommy stands behind him counting :

"5 million and one ... five million and two ... "

Then he loses count and George has to start all over from the first guy and ... 

: Sounds like something they'd do!

[Nick el Ass]

Is Greg the cook even real, or just a figment of Jorch's imagination?

[Nick el Ass]

The caller was in 9th grade when 9/11 happened, and doesn't remember the terror warning level?!?

[Falkie2013]

I've been told I should apologize for the post in question.
I hereby do so.
And I removed my post.
Of course, people talk crap about George here all the time some of it equally vile or even more so.
Or so it seems.
As did the original post that prompted my sarcastic and facetious reply.
I have not been in a good frame of mind all Friday and it's carried over into today.
Kathy just stormed out of here because she doesn't REMEMBER ( a selective memory too ) that I gave her money towards the car registration when I got my refund for my lost money order.
Again my apologies.

Addenda :

Noory is furious at me over it but someone from here sent him my comment.
I will admit that I don't know how serious people are when they cross the line to insult George or if George has  ever looked at all the stuff said about him on here.
I KNOW some of it goes beyond the bounds of good taste, assuming there IS such a boundary on here.
I guess Noory isn't thick skinned either as some want me to be.
I have apologized to him for the remark and explained my actions and motivations.
Someone on here either was offended by MY remark yet apparenly DIDN"T send FETT's original remark.
Why they sent it to George I do not know.
I can only speculate.

I feel like Patton.

[Richard Groyper]

Or its the George Noory harmonica.

Maybe thats why he's so mush-mouthed?

[zeebo]

You know Jorch is about to lay down a classic when he starts with: "Let me tell you what the problem is, with the internet ..."

[Morgus]

This must be UFO Phil cheering himself on.

yep he is Ufo phil 

[UFQuack]

Don't ya just love it when Jorch puts on his "Expert Hat"?

[zeebo]

i'm not ufo phil but i want jc - morgus debate

Dude no one's crazy enough to debate our noble Morgus.  That would be like some garden gnome kickin' Godzilla in the foot and hoping for the best.

[Gd5150]

George is his hero. 

1:03 until UFO PHil

[Richard Groyper]

 

yep he is Ufo phil 

That's disappointing if true. You know Knooryie's in on it too...What a shit show!

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is the Kelly in Utah's hero, and I feel for that poor young man.

[Nick el Ass]

Did Jorch just sat "sounds good to me" when the guy was talking about being a vegetable?

[zeebo]

Did Jorch just sat "sounds good to me" when the guy was talking about being a vegetable?

It's late, he's getting the munchies.

[zeebo]

Norrie's calling a special LMH meeting.  It's kinda like that scene in Lord of the Rings where they light all the watchtower fires, except with this he plays "Lady in Red" and that summons her.

[Gd5150]

We need a warning telling us to when to reset our sleep timers to 1 hour before UFO PHil comes on so our radio/iheart radio will shut off before UFO Phil explodes out of the speaker like a 3OctaveFart. I swear it's worse and more awakening than the sound of the most annoying alarm clocks.

[Nick el Ass]

Norrie's calling a special LMH meeting.  It's kinda like that scene in Lord of the Rings where they light all the watchtower fires, except with this he plays "Lady in Red" and that summons her.

Lighting the becons of Gondor, hahaha.




Something similar to the bat signal would work just fine if only it had a giant ass instead of the bat.

[Gd5150]

Lighting the becons of Gondor, hahaha.




Something similar to the bat signal would work just fine if only it had a giant ass instead of the bat.

Haha light the LMH beacons! It's someone buttcheeks sitting on a copy machine.[attachimg=1]

[Nick el Ass]

Maybe a mutilated cow signal.

[Richard Groyper]

George, go fuck yourself. I dare you to say February BITCH!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Jorch has proposed a show with surveillance videos of ordinary people, taken from their Smart TVs. (1:12 am PST)
That's creepy.

[zeebo]

Everyone who calls in from Canada sounds either drunk or depressed, or both.  Can a bellgabber from the Great White North please confirm or deny?

[zeebo]

I'm not sure if I got this Nooron* quote correct, but I think he said to a caller "Well .. You keep listening to what you're doing, and we'll find many strange things are going on on this planet."

* credit to (Redacted) for the term "Nooron" ... I'm not sure if she came up with it originally but I would argue she's responsible for popularizing it so I there ya go.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm not sure if I got this Nooron* quote correct, but I think he said to a caller "Well .. You keep listening to what you're doing, and we'll find many strange things are going on on this planet."

* credit to (Redacted) for the term "Nooron" ... I'm not sure if she came up with it originally but I would argue she's responsible for popularizing it so I there ya go.

That is what I heard, and this stuff from Jorch doesn't shock me anymore. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Everyone who calls in from Canada sounds either drunk or depressed, or both.  Can a bellgabber from the Great White North please confirm or deny?

Yeah, the calls from Canada are often a little disappointing.  People from the prairies usually sound like hicks and people feom the West Coast usually sound high.  People from Ontario could be depressed, I don't know.