George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

"fictitional"

[Morgus]

I noticed George didn't close the show with Art Bell as part of the credits.  How long has that been going on?

Noory stopped mentioning Art Bell at the end of the show about a month ago, after Art Bell posted right here telling him he didn't want Noory to keep doing that, so Noory gave into Art's wishes after also reading and posting here back then...

[paladin1991]

FTDB!

Just sayin

[Morgus]

The U7 stream is still working for me using Winamp on a PC - its playing an Art Bell show about time travel from 4/5/2000 right now...

[karios8]

George….U7 will go away as far as using pirated shows

They are just pissed that Art's 20 year old shows still get a larger audience than whatever it is Jorch does today. The talk show equivalent of lip syncing?

[Heather Wade]

The talk show equivalent of taking a dump on your radio.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The talk show equivalent of taking a dump on your radio.

I pressed mute an hour ago and forgot to unmute it.

[karios8]

I pressed mute an hour ago and forgot to unmute it.

Hmm...tonight's show is much better than usual! Wait, the radio is muted. Hahahaha

[zeebo]

Ok this guest is pretty goofy but you gotta admit, this was a pretty good line (regarding zombie legal rights):

"Zombies ... Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em ... (course they do shoot 'em)."

[zeebo]

Hey can't believe no one posted this yet .. here we are in the 90's, talkin 'bout zombies ...

The Cranberries - Zombie

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Ok, I unmuted the show and now George and the guest are talking as if Zombies are real...Zombies can't climb, their blood won't circulate in the Rocky Mountains.
It's like a conversation between kids talking about if Superman was real.

Jorch: If Zombie Superman and Batman were in a fight, who would win?

[zeebo]

George earlier was so afraid of a head transplant. 

Dude, don't stress ... we'll chip in.

[SnapT]

Well, I listened to the news then turned it off.  Heading to bed now.  Too bad the Noorie didn't mention Nimoy's show, In Search Of.  That really got the ball rolling on a lot of stuff talked about on Coast.  Long John was before but In Search Of appealed to a mass audience. I shouldn't be surprised that the Noorie didn't mention it.  He never does anything right. RIP, Mr. Nimoy.

Didn't Noory mention IN SEARCH OF during the short news segment with Marc Zicree?

[SnapT]

George earlier was so afraid of a head transplant. 

Dude, don't stress ... we'll chip in.

I like how Norry immediately connected a head transplant with being twenty years old again, in his recent past of "40 or 50 years ago," and detailed his HINDSIGHT-style plans for saving up to buy cheap Apple stock and... I think that's it.

I don't think a head transplant sends you back in time, George.

[PB the Deplorable]

... And of COURSE George doesn't "believe in" the Big Bang.  The work of the scientists he cites in the news item notwithstanding, George's SOP for science he doesn't like is to comb the bushes for people who agree with him and not allow any opposing view.  Or when people who do know science come on the program and openly oppose him, he never has any comment.  Because the goddam fool doesn't know what the FUCK he's talking about!...

George has learned to go with his gut on these matters. 

[Nick el Ass]

Tuning in for open lines after spending a while playing chess on a NES emulator.

[Nick el Ass]

600 affiliates, and it was all due to Art's hard work.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

JC sounds different.

[Nick el Ass]

JC sounds different.

UFO JC is in the house.

[SnapT]

First Noory brags about 600 stations (with another improper use of the word "riveting"), followed by the worst JC call of all time.

[goldendeal]

Oh man,,that was great...Lone Star Beer and Southern Comfort....

[Morgus]

JC sounds different.

Yes because that was obviously a fake JC.
The JC that calls into Noory sounds fake, compared to the original one that would call Art Bell back in the 90s...

[Morgus]

Noory doesn't even know the Star Trek TV episodes.
The Spock phrase he noted from his favorite Start Trek TV episode, was only in the movies, not the TV show...

[Nick el Ass]

Noory doesn't even know the Star Trek TV episodes.
The Spock phrase he noted from his favorite Start Trek TV episode, was only in the movies, not the TV show...

Tommy never saw Gremlins either.

[Morgus]

jc is back i'm glad
maybe george will him on more and more

That was only a fake JC impersonator, you were fooled...
The real original JC only called Art Bell back in the 1990s, Noory's JC is only a fake impersonator, sounds way different.

[Falkie2013]

Tommy never saw Gremlins either.

No, but Tommy sees a Georglin every night.

[Morgus]

A caller this hour thanked Noory for his great bumper music.
But that should have been given to Art Bell, since Noory's staff just mostly plays Art's old music...

[SnapT]

George literally does not know the difference between TV episodes and movies.  That quote was from STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KAHN, you idiot!

And he mentions IN SEARCH OF again, probably because he's reading this thread.

[Nick el Ass]

jc is back i'm glad

maybe george will him on more and more

This must be UFO Phil cheering himself on.

[Falkie2013]

We can't make this stuff up!!!!!  How true!!!!!   

Earlier George was out in the parking lot dodging fireflies.