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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: ItsOver on February 27, 2015, 11:02:45 AM
I noticed this WAS played last night.  Can anyone say CREEPY? 



Nah, it was his message to us that he's watching and can take a joke, or possibly that he's open to suggestion.  I had posted this immediately preceding yours:

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 25, 2015, 06:11:52 PM
For LMH night, I reccomend George start things up with This Magic Moment, get things rolling with a little Tom Jones, and then to really set Linda into a dreamy mood, finish up with some of Mr. Leonard Cohen's best.
He played all three selections in a row (but switched the order of the first two) Leonard Cohen?  That's not just random chance.  He even made a point of mentioning one of them after it played.  Maybe he had let Linda in on the joke.

Dateline

So sad, the Fifty Shades of Coast is being held together by hair dye and wig tape.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Azzerae on February 27, 2015, 11:06:09 AM
George Noory, I know you read this board:

Why do you constantly have to piss all over Art Bell and his fans?

This time you've gone too far.

You want to "shut down" U7 Radio now!?

I hate you, and I can't stand you.

You have shown your true colors - this is the last straw as far as I'm concerned.

Give up the nice guy act you piece of shit.

And fuck you!


http://youtu.be/KN6ngThqMEs

ItsOver

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on February 27, 2015, 01:22:24 PM
Nah, it was his message to us that he's watching and can take a joke, or possibly that he's open to suggestion.  I had posted this immediately preceding yours:
He played all three selections in a row (but switched the order of the first two) Leonard Cohen?  That's not just random chance.  He even made a point of mentioning one of them after it played.  Maybe he had let Linda in on the joke.

It's his message to his "haterz" he's watching.  That's what creepers do.  Jorch isn't exactly known for his sense of humor, other than in the odd sense.

Quote from: ItsOver on February 27, 2015, 01:33:47 PM
It's his message to his "haterz" he's watching.  That's what creepers do.  Jorch isn't exactly known for his sense of humor, other than in the odd sense.

Maybe there's a mole on the inside at Premier, someone who dislikes George as much as we do.  Someone close to the producer who has influence on what bumper music to play.  Someone who takes delight in reading this thread and following our twisted suggestions as a way of sticking it to George.

ManiacMatt

Quote from: Northern Nights on February 27, 2015, 04:20:36 PM
Maybe there's a mole on the inside at Premier, someone who dislikes George as much as we do.  Someone close to the producer who has influence on what bumper music to play.  Someone who takes delight in reading this thread and following our twisted suggestions as a way of sticking it to George.

It would be funny to find out that Tommy can't stand Dave.  Secretly, he recognizes Dave for the buffoon that he is.  In the meantime, Tommy has to protect his paycheck so he plays for Davies team.

Chaim

The only way I sometimes listen to current C2C shows is on youtube.
It kinda sucks though, because there's no bumper music.
Does anyone know a stream or DL place that has current shows (PM would be appreciated).
Unfortunately I can't listen live, that would be in the morning in my timezone.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Chaim on February 27, 2015, 07:12:23 PM
The only way I sometimes listen to current C2C shows is on youtube.
It kinda sucks though, because there's no bumper music.
Does anyone know a stream or DL place that has current shows (PM would be appreciated).
Unfortunately I can't listen live, that would be in the morning in my timezone.


Sorry, but in case you haven't noticed Noory sucks so bad that all the stuff online is from Art's past shows. You are out of luck.

michio

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 27, 2015, 11:55:29 AM
George, if you want to woo Linda I suggest some deep album cuts.  Starting with this one from Joe Walsh.

I know being direct and putting in the extra effort are not your strong suits, but sometimes going the extra mile can pay off

I'm with yuh man, don't say I didn't try to help you out

Joe Walsh is a HAM like Art. I never knew about his lifelong hobby until I saw Joe talk about it in a YouTube amateur radio channel I subscribe to. If Art manages to get back "on the air" he should make an effort to invite Joe on the show. I'm sure they'd have a lot in common to talk about, not to mention their shared love of music. I don't think Art has trashed too many hotel rooms, however.  ;)


Nick el Ass

In honor of our new members a special feast must be prepared.


Falkie2013

george to me a second ago.

george@coasttocoastam.com

George….U7 will go away as far as using pirated shows

to which I repiled :

<falkie2013@gmail.com>

cut off one hydra head ...

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 27, 2015, 09:05:41 PM
In honor of our new members a special feast must be prepared.

I don't think some know what they are in for..



Nick el Ass

Quote from: Falkie2013 on February 27, 2015, 09:08:19 PM
george to me a second ago.

george@coasttocoastam.com

George….U7 will go away as far as using pirated shows

to which I repiled :

<falkie2013@gmail.com>

cut off one hydra head ...


Looks like they are trying to make what they can off Art's old shows before Coast is really toast... and some hot night in July is the perfect time for some toast.

coaster

Quote from: HorrorReporter on February 27, 2015, 09:09:03 PM
I don't think some know what they are in for..


I'm pretty sure that guy sold me a used car once.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: coaster on February 27, 2015, 09:30:06 PM
I'm pretty sure that guy sold me a used car once.


With an ashtray full of turmeric?

Quote from: HorrorReporter on February 27, 2015, 09:09:03 PM
I don't think some know what they are in for..



The Official "George Noory Pleasure Device"

It's very SESSY! -Chris Norton

Falkie2013

Quote from: Nick el Ass on February 27, 2015, 09:22:40 PM

Looks like they are trying to make what they can off Art's old shows before Coast is really toast... and some hot night in July is the perfect time for some toast.

george's reply to my hydra comment.

george@coasttocoastam.com
   
9:20 PM (16 minutes ago)
      
to me

True….

Quote from: Falkie2013 on February 27, 2015, 09:39:01 PM
george's reply to my hydra comment.

george@coasttocoastam.com
   
9:20 PM (16 minutes ago)
      
to me

True….

They'll never, NEVER be rid of Art Bell! I don't care if Jorch sucks all the dicks in China! It'll never work! WOO!


Quote from: ItsOver on February 27, 2015, 01:33:47 PM
It's his message to his "haterz" he's watching.  That's what creepers do.  Jorch isn't exactly known for his sense of humor, other than in the odd sense.

Jokes on him then.  He honoured us by playing our musical suggestions to thousands of people.  Maybe I'll lay off a little just for tonight, but I may still participate in the 1990s celebrations.

Oh Lord, here we go.  "People are acting strange.  I was driving my car the other day and some guy starts walking out in front of me, staring off into the distance. What's going on with people these days?"  Yadda, yadda, yadda.  I think I'll pass on this show.


Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 27, 2015, 10:04:21 PM
Oh Lord, here we go.  "People are acting strange.  I was driving my car the other day and some guy starts walking out in front of me, staring off into the distance. What's going on with people these days?"  Yadda, yadda, yadda.  I think I'll pass on this show.

Good Idea! :)


sydtron

Quote from: sydtron on February 27, 2015, 10:23:00 PM
Anybody else catch that? Peter Davenport was commenting on how the MUFON website was down.
George replied " Gee, I hope we didnt CRUSH IT. We've been known to do that...."

Obviouly. A nod to the going after the pirate streams.... 

Go lick a goat!


NoMoreNoory

Joorch reports two physicists who have suggested that there was no Big Bang (which Joorch has oweez doubted, of course), but that the universe has existed for ever. 'And where have we read that before?' Noory asks rhetorically, and answers his own question.....Genesis!
Now, I'm no Bible scholar, but the last time I read the good book, it began with the statement that in the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. How completely dumb can this fuckwit be to think that the statement that the universe has existed forever - i.e. had no creator, because had no moment of creation - is compatible with the statement that God created the universe?

-JNS

Dateline

C'mon who would want to eat this cute Rat Pack?

Well, I listened to the news then turned it off.  Heading to bed now.  Too bad the Noorie didn't mention Nimoy's show, In Search Of.  That really got the ball rolling on a lot of stuff talked about on Coast.  Long John was before but In Search Of appealed to a mass audience. I shouldn't be surprised that the Noorie didn't mention it.  He never does anything right. RIP, Mr. Nimoy.

Rico999

Great job Austin Fitts!  She's jabbering about how "lower gas prices" are helping a weak economy.  Now, I know she spends a lot of time here in CA and George fucking LIVES here and gas has gone up about a $1.20 in the past ten days!  Cheap gas?  You thought that was gonna last?  Nuts!

Also, instead of leading with some obscure scare story about a virus in some suburb of St. Louis why didn't he lead the "news" with Leonard Nimoy? 

And of COURSE George doesn't "believe in" the Big Bang.  The work of the scientists he cites in the news item notwithstanding, George's SOP for science he doesn't like is to comb the bushes for people who agree with him and not allow any opposing view.  Or when people who do know science come on the program and openly oppose him, he never has any comment.  Because the goddam fool doesn't know what the FUCK he's talking about!

Listened to Moulton Howe last night -- first time I've listened to the program in some time -- and I noticed George didn't close the show with Art Bell as part of the credits.  How long has that been going on? 

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 27, 2015, 10:30:52 PM
How completely dumb can this fuckwit be to think that the statement that the universe has existed forever - i.e. had no creator, because had no moment of creation - is compatible with the statement that God created the universe?


Uh . . .  I give up.

Wait a second . . .

Dumb as a bag of wig hair?

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