George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Damn, the 80's are almost over

Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Official Music Video)

[Nick el Ass]

Linda is better at running the show than Jorch. Break time.

[pate]

It's during the commercial breaks that Jorch usually "turns Japanese":

The Vapors - Turning Japanese

I wonder if he has a LMH robot?

[pate]

I sure hope Jorch is praying for Goat Boy right now...

[zeebo]

George, if you wanna impress Linda, it's time to get Bad

Michael Jackson - Bad

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch wants Linda's heiny, and Jaime Maussan both soon.

[Major Ed Damien]

"Linda, if the injured alien looked like a small child, then why didn't somebody kill it right then and there?  I just don't get it.  They could have shot it to death with a machine gun and then laughed.  Unbelievable."

[pate]

Jorch, look what you've done to C2C.  I think I'm gonna call the cops!

Sting, Demolition Man (Official A&M)

GNS

[Mind Flayer Monk]

We need Linda Moulton Howe to interview pate.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Damn, the 80's are almost over

Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Official Music Video)

Yep, the era of rock is winding down folks.  Here comes the new music.

Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

[pate]

I think I'd be happy to.  I require a silken smoking jacket, a meerschaum pipe, and some good tobacco.  I think Bond Street would work just fine.  Also, a high backed Victorian chair, fire-place, and a side table with half-completed chess board (I have several chess boards, I think I will go with the Crusaders vs Jihadi silver & gold set I picked up in Turkey...)

[21st Century Man]

Not Raymond Moody, Linda.  Ray Fowler.

[Major Ed Damien]

Why .................... does ......................... Linda .......................... speak ...................... each ........................ word ...................
by ...................... itself ................................. as .......................... if .......................... she's ......................... talking .............
to .......................... fucking ................................ morons?

[pate]

I'm only sort-of lisheneeng now.  Is Jorch still mouth-breathing into the microphone and 'stepping' all over LMH?

LMH:  blah, robotic-reading-voice but-still-sort-of-

Jorch: Depr-derp... *breath*

LMH: -interesting, blah...

[Nick el Ass]

Damn, the 80's are almost over

Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time (Official Music Video)

Coming up we will have Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer.

http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

[21st Century Man]

Why .................... does ......................... Linda .......................... speak ...................... each ........................ word ...................
by ...................... itself ................................. as .......................... if .......................... she's ......................... speaking .............
to .......................... fucking ................................ morons?

She went to William Shatner's School of Elocution?

[zeebo]

It's funny that the only time George mentions "conversations", is when there's no chance of one happening since it's Linda's taped interviews.  :

[goldendeal]

No one kills a show like this bitch; I can even sit through Jorch from time to time for the pure unintended comic genius of it all, but this....is beyond suck...

[pate]

She went to William Shatner's School of Elocution?

Jorch went to the Police Academy of Elocutation:

The Police - De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da

[Mind Flayer Monk]

No one kills a show like this bitch; I can even sit through Jorch from time to time for the pure unintended comic genius of it all, but this....is beyond suck...

I haven't heard the words 'Emmy' or 'Strange Harvest' on this show.

[Major Ed Damien]

She went to William Shatner's School of Elocution?

It's ..................... as ................... if ........................ she's ...................... reading ........................ a ..................... list ...................... of ................................ words ..................... instead ............................ of ........................... speaking .............................. like ................................... a ...................................... normal ............................... fucking ......................... human ............................. would ................................... do ........................... maybe ........................ she ..................................herself ....................................... is ....................................... an ............................... alien .............................................being ........................................... fuck ...................................... that's .................................
scary ......................................

[Nick el Ass]

No one kills a show like this bitch; I can even sit through Jorch from time to time for the pure unintended comic genius of it all, but this....is beyond suck...

One must treat women with respect after all she is saving us from the insane ramblings of Jorch who can't seem to get any breaking stories himself so he relies on others to do his work for him.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Coming up we will have Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer.

http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

Outclassed again!  You win this round, el Ass 

Of course, mine was more of a transition piece  .

[pate]

I want to say something here, very important for posterity and such:

Goodbye, 1980s, you went by so quick we hardly had time to get to know you.

Carry on.

[pate]

Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video)

[Nick el Ass]

I want to say something here, very important for posterity and such:

Goodbye, 1980s, you went by so quick we hardly had time to get to know you.

Carry on.

Goodbye everyone. I'm off to scarf down pounds of Carnivora.

[Major Ed Damien]

Goodbye everyone. I'm off to scarf down pounds of Carnivora.

Shit, he's saluting a telephone pole in that photo.

The lights were off, and nobody was in the neighborhood.

[pate]

At least the old geez saluted...  That's class...

GNS

[goldendeal]

One must treat women with respect after all she is saving us from the insane ramblings of Jorch who can't seem to get any breaking stories himself so he relies on others to do his work for him.

Jorch, Linda, Linda,  Jorch......not a big improvement either way. Are we sure they didn’t secretly  run off to get  married in Vegas? Perhaps Jorch  made her an offer she couldn’t refuse… a few head of cattle and more air time.

[21st Century Man]

I dare Jorch to play this next.


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