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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Major Ed Damien

#59130
February 23, 2015, 10:38:30 PM
Jorch is playing "Hooked on a Feering."

Seems appropriate.

SnapT

#59131
February 23, 2015, 10:40:06 PM
This new ride at Mall of America simulates George Noory's ratings...

Nick el Ass

#59133
February 23, 2015, 10:41:48 PM
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 23, 2015, 10:38:30 PM
Jorch is playing "Hooked on a Feering."

Seems appropriate.


Fireball XL5 the first song they played should have been a lead in for him to talk about ISIS lighting people on fire, and why he doesn't see anyone fighting back against them.

zeebo

#59134
February 23, 2015, 10:49:00 PM
Quote from: boba FETT on February 23, 2015, 10:29:59 PM
George: Here's another "krestion" (question) Douglas...

Poor George seems to be struggling with words even more than usual tonite.  Sounds like he's just coming off a bender, snorting turmeric off a Zecharia Sitchens book.

GeorgieForPresident2216

#59135
February 23, 2015, 10:49:10 PM
Bill the AAA is getting into political discussions now, albeit mainly just to put down Christianity.  We're doomed!

Major Ed Damien

#59136
February 23, 2015, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: boba FETT on February 23, 2015, 10:29:59 PM
George: Here's another "krestion" (question) Douglas...

The suck continues.


Eventually, we'll hear:

"Jureeesh."

Major Ed Damien

#59137
February 23, 2015, 10:54:12 PM
I've discovered that Jorch's voice is a great background for porn.

It's like his brains are getting fucked out while his brains are already fucked up.

Richard Groyper

#59138
February 23, 2015, 10:55:35 PM
Quote from: zeebo on February 23, 2015, 10:49:00 PM
Poor George seems to be struggling with words even more than usual tonite.  Sounds like he's just coming off a bender, snorting turmeric off a Zecharia Sitchens book.

Flush those toxins right? Jesus Noory! At least the guest is doing most of the talking.

Richard Groyper

#59141
February 23, 2015, 10:57:54 PM
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 23, 2015, 10:51:50 PM

Eventually, we'll hear:

"Jureeesh."

***Praying*** for a "RUH-ROH".

Oh please, let it happen!

coaster

#59142
February 23, 2015, 10:58:07 PM
fear porn and george has a raging hard on for it.

Nick el Ass

#59143
February 23, 2015, 10:58:51 PM
Quote from: coaster on February 23, 2015, 10:58:07 PM
fear porn and george has a raging hard on for it.


That is what gets him and Tommy hot and ready.

Major Ed Damien

#59144
February 23, 2015, 11:00:41 PM
1st ISIS member holding Jorch's head:  "What should I do with this?"

2nd ISIS member:  "Point that thing face down!  I'm sick of the dumb look on its face!"

nextgen.fm

#59145
February 23, 2015, 11:07:52 PM
How much I let the fear take the wheel and steer...

Nice choice tommy!!

Richard Groyper

#59146
February 23, 2015, 11:11:09 PM
Quote from: nextgen.fm on February 23, 2015, 11:07:52 PM
How much I let the fear take the wheel and steer...

Nice choice tommy!!

Tommy fears Dave Noory's penis...inside him...

Major Ed Damien

#59147
February 23, 2015, 11:12:12 PM
Jorch is really shilling hard lately for D Herbs.

He just did a live ad for it.

"That's D Herbs . . . as in 'decapitation.'"

Richard Groyper

#59148
February 23, 2015, 11:14:39 PM
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 23, 2015, 11:12:12 PM
Jorch is really shilling hard lately for D Herbs.

He just did a live ad for it.

"That's D Herbs . . . as in 'decapitation.'"

Yup, maybe Jorch will flush the toxins via a bullet into his brain.

zeebo

#59150
February 23, 2015, 11:21:12 PM
How is a "cloud chamber" different than a sauna?

Nick el Ass

#59151
February 23, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
He worked with Jessie Ventura & Joe Rogan so you know the guest is a joke.

Nick el Ass

#59152
February 23, 2015, 11:27:10 PM
Jorch: "Why are so many regions got drought?"

Richard Groyper

#59153
February 23, 2015, 11:27:54 PM
Quote from: zeebo on February 23, 2015, 11:21:12 PM
How is a "cloud chamber" different than a sauna?

George: How many state's would that might effect?

George: FIFTEEN!  (I LOVE LAMP)

George: Can it be used for warfare?

George: Brooks, It's still operating, the fifteen are operating? < The guest told him it's still operating earlier.

Major Ed Damien

#59154
February 23, 2015, 11:29:42 PM
Jorch:  "Douglas, do the ISIS hostages remain calm during beheadings because of the chemtrails?"

Richard Groyper

#59155
February 23, 2015, 11:33:26 PM
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 23, 2015, 11:29:42 PM
Jorch:  "Douglas, do the ISIS hostages remain calm during beheadings because of the chemtrails?"

George: "Douglas, did chemtrails cause my deviant sexual attraction to Tommy?"

GeorgieForPresident2216

#59156
February 23, 2015, 11:34:45 PM
Been looking a little into what people have to say about his credentials.  So far it looks like there's a grain of truth, but highly exagerated.  He may have a chemistry degree, and he may have some training in electronics from the air force.  Everything else looks like bunk.

Major Ed Damien

#59157
February 23, 2015, 11:35:25 PM
"Brooks, how do we know when things are hollow?"

Richard Groyper

#59158
February 23, 2015, 11:39:10 PM
Quote from: Major Ed Damien on February 23, 2015, 11:35:25 PM
"Brooks, how do we know when things are hollow?"

George: Brooks, I hollowed Tommy's earth. It's beyond belief!

21st Century Man

#59159
February 23, 2015, 11:41:16 PM
The only thing hollow around here is Jorch's skull.
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