George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, it's right up there with the Bible being his favorite book.

Yeah and I doubt he has read much of it.  I don't think Noory has ever read much of anything.  Maybe he's dyslexic.  That would explain a lot.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Joorch pulling out a trusty fan fave there:
"It's one of the greatest stories I've ever heard in a long time."

I've always thought that for awhile, too.

[Falkie2013]

Didn't stop him getting Jourdain's name wrong

I had trouble spelling his name without looking it up myself and I see after looking it up on my blog that I got it wrong. Though its right in the post there.

Jourdan, no I.
Sorry.
I did see both Gigi ( with my parents ) and Octopussy ( with my friend Glenn on the day they opened in the theaters. ).

[Major Ed Damien]

Yeah and I doubt he has read much of it.  I don't think Noory has ever read much of anything.  Maybe he's dyslexic.  That would explain a lot.

He does show signs of dyslexia.

Like all the signs are backward.

[Major Ed Damien]

"D-Herbs . . . because this fucked-up program doesn't sell enough snake oil already.  Buy some today.  You'll be sad you did."

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch to his guest:  "When you were a little boy . . . why weren't you killed?"

[Nick el Ass]

What the hell is with Noory, and the way he said Tesla's name?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is doing a three hour segment with one guest?  That means trying to ask 2 hours of questions (or 4 15 minute segments, anyway), and he can only ask 'what got you into this?' once.

I'm worried for him and think he might need some help.

Falkie?

[coaster]

What the hell is with Noory, and the way he said Tesla's name?

He did the same thing to that Canadian woman who called in. Hello GeorgINNNNAAA. Just pronounce a name normally you dingbat.

[Major Ed Damien]

I picture Jorch with his finger in his nose during a lot of these interviews . . . and then wiping it on something nearby.

[Falkie2013]

You'd think the kook Jorch is burbling to was a White House tape recorder.

My god, he's like a fly on the shithouse wall.  And as nutty as the proverbial rat running in circles around the toilet.

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[Nick el Ass]

He did the same thing to that Canadian woman who called in. Hello GeorgINNNNAAA. Just pronounce a name normally you dingbat.

I just tuned in, and was wondering of that was the moment when Tommy put on the nipple clamps.

[goldendeal]

"D-Herbs . . . because this fucked-up program doesn't sell enough snake oil already.  Buy some today.  You'll be sad you did."

Another D-Herb satisfied customer....

[Major Ed Damien]

Another D-Herb satisfied customer....

LOL

Jorch's dad looks rather debonair in that photo.

[Falkie2013]

George is doing a three hour segment with one guest?  That means trying to ask 2 hours of questions (or 4 15 minute segments, anyway), and he can only ask 'what got you into this?' once.

I'm worried for him and think he might need some help.

Falkie?

I'm unable to say at this time.
Things may become clearer later.



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[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is like Bill Nye the Science Guy or Neil deGrasse Tyson if one of those two fellows had a suffered a career-ending brain injury.

[coaster]

I picture Jorch with his finger in his nose during a lot of these interviews . . . and then wiping it on something nearby.

He definitely has a booger wall in the studio.

[Nick el Ass]

Jorch is like Bill Nye the Science Guy or Neil deGrasse Tyson if one of those two fellows had a suffered a career-ending brain injury.

Yeah, that comment about being shocked more ice doesn't just randomly fall from the sky because it is cold up there was astounding.

[NoMoreNoory]

I had trouble spelling his name without looking it up myself and I see after looking it up on my blog that I got it wrong. Though its right in the post there.

Jourdan, no I.
Sorry.
I did see both Gigi ( with my parents ) and Octopussy ( with my friend Glenn on the day they opened in the theaters. ).

Didn't mean you, Falkie. I don't think they knew him as Lewis in France.

[Nick el Ass]

I always assumed spontaneous combustion was caused by someone who belched, farted, and sneezed all at the same time.

[Major Ed Damien]

He definitely has a booger wall in the studio.

That's really funny.

You picked tonight's winner.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noticed a nonsensical phrase that Joorch uses a lot. 'I used to remember....' Very odd.

[Major Ed Damien]

Noticed a nonsensical phrase that Joorch uses a lot. 'I used to remember....' Very odd.

He says stuff like that frequently. 

He's trying to add unnecessary words to eat up time.

Another one:

"Also too as well . . . "

[Falkie2013]

Booger darts with Tommy ?

Or this with Art's picture instead. 

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" I picked my nose and kept trying to flick it off but it just kept switching from one finger to the other. "


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[Major Ed Damien]

If Jorch spontaneously combusted it would almost make up for how he crapped on the memory of those slaughtered Sandy Hook elementary school kids and their teachers.

Maybe not.

I'd have to think about it.

[Nick el Ass]

Spontaneously erupt, hahaha.

[Major Ed Damien]

Spontaneously erupt, hahaha.

"D-Herb" is a spontaneous concoction.

[goldendeal]

Jorch giving us his best Vincent Price impersonation when he asks…"what going on with.....Ghost???

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch grunts a lot if you listen with headphones.

It's like he's sitting on a toilet.

[Falkie2013]

"D-Herb" is a spontaneous concoction.

D is for ...




And ... this if it applies to George.

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