George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Couldn't this dude even make up a funny voice for his character?!?

Uh, that is his funny voice.

[nextgen.fm]

Get her the gift sure to show some love

"...George's Berries
She'll die from them..."


Dipped in top secret pizza sauce, and swizzled with mustache shavings, they are sure to make her bleef

[Major Ed Damien]

The guy who bought the Shari's Berries and liked them so much in the commercial sounded like Seth.

[Étouffée]

You mean this guest isn't Phil Hendrie?

[nextgen.fm]

this guy sounds strange...

[Major Ed Damien]

Seth says "uh" a lot.

He has as much trouble with English as Jorch.

[Major Ed Damien]

This is so-o-o-o-o-o bad it could only happen on Jorch's show.

The guy began laughing during his own phony Seth spiel.

He must have had a slug of liquor between channelings.

[Major Ed Damien]

Seth . . . next time . . . smoke some meth.

Maybe you'd be more interesting and at least talk faster.

[Major Ed Damien]

Seth, another spirit is fucking your wife while you're dicking around here in Jorch's clown car.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Seth, can we get your books at Amazon?  How do the other spirits get them on there without a credit card?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Uh, oh.

Seth just said chemtrails will be the death of us.

Then he laughed and let out a snort.

The sick bastard.  He and Jorch are two peas in a pod.

[michio]

Couldn't this dude even make up a funny voice for his character?!? Noory needs to realize that if they did hack it maybe it just happened because no one else is reporting any hacking that I have seen, or someone sent him an email after they got a message about site maintenance..

The dude should find a better shtick. He sucks like a sNoory.

One of his Norryites raised the flaming flag of fear and sNoory responded in kind The BoA site upgrading message has been plastered on their website for days if anyone had bothered to read it after they had logged in. So now everyone will rush to try and change their passwords, thinking the site had been hacked and compromised, because "newsman" sNoory told them a rumor that hadn't been verified and vetted. It's the exact same non-thinking process he does with his uneducated opinions on vaccines and other science issues that affect lots of people. sNoory doesn't bother to investigate these things before he reports it as a factual major news alert. He wants to be the first on the scene with the breaking news even if there's no news at all. He often wonders why no one else reports on the things he's reporting on. Well, maybe it's because the genius newsman doesn't act or think like an honest and reputable newsman, but thinks with his "gut" and acts like a sensationalist wannabe-a-newsman-but-never-will-be amateur.

[Morgus]

I wonder if George is still so flustered over Art's return if he will even play his beloved UFO Phil song tonight and maybe he will thank Art

since Noory has a live event to appear at tomorrow, he might sneak out early tonight and have them play some old replay of the last half hour or so of an old open lines show including him reading his old thank-you list with Art Bell and the UFO Phil song...

[Major Ed Damien]

The dude should find a better shtick. He sucks like a sNoory.

One of his Norryites raised the flaming flag of fear and sNoory responded in kind The BoA site upgrading message has been plastered on their website for days if anyone had bothered to read it after they had logged in. So now everyone will rush to try and change their passwords, thinking the site had been hacked and compromised, because "newsman" sNoory told them a rumor that hadn't been verified and vetted. It's the exact same non-thinking process he does with his uneducated opinions on vaccines and other science issues that affect lots of people. sNoory doesn't bother to investigate these things before he reports it as a factual major news alert. He wants to be the first on the scene with the breaking news even if there's no news at all. He often wonders why no one else reports on the things he's reporting on. Well, maybe it's because the genius newsman doesn't act or think like an honest and reputable newsman, but thinks with his "gut" and acts like a sensationalist wannabe-but-never-will-be amateur.

Nice job there.

[narcissist noory]

Uh, oh.

Seth just said chemtrails will be the death of us.

Then he laughed and let out a snort.

The sick bastard.  He and Jorch are two peas in a pod.

birds of a feather..

[Major Ed Damien]

Should Jorch really be talking about truth in journalism after just finishing up telling us a lie about Bank of America?

How much credibility has Jorch lost?

What a hypocritical snot this creature is.

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch is going on and on with this interminable monologue so that he doesn't have to take Open Lines calls.

[21st Century Man]

I think Brian Williams should resign as a newscaster and take over hosting duties on Coast.  Credibility has been out the window anyway at C2C for years since this douchebag has been hosting. At least Williams knows how to read the news and conduct an interview.

[michio]

Nice job there.

It pisses me off because without being backlogged with frantic callers on their customer service lines it's bad enough, but this sort of crap is unnecessary and uncalled for. And now reputable sNoory is giving us a sermon on Brian Williams and his credibility.  :

[Dateline]

oooooh   It is time to channel, the wig.  I am the wig on Noory's head.  I have many stories I can share and I can tell the truth.

I am a credible wig.  No, Norry was not shot at.  He did not see the heat of battle, but I feel the heat from the brow.  It is a tough job, but some wig has got to do it.  My most favorite job is Beeyond Bleef.  It gets scary when he does not use wig tape and he nods his head up and down in agreement.  I would hate to go flying across the stage and hit the camera. 

[narcissist noory]

caller: George, how you doing?

noory: You too, thx!

[nextgen.fm]

It pisses me off because without being backlogged with frantic callers on their customer service lines it's bad enough, but this sort of crap is unnecessary and uncalled for. And now reputable sNoory is giving us a sermon on Brian Williams and his credibility.  :

damn I JUST MISSED that part...

[nextgen.fm]

caller: George, how you doing?

noory: You too, thx!

bwahahaha he does this A LOT actually

[Major Ed Damien]

oooooh   It is time to channel, the wig.  I am the wig on Noory's head.  I have many stories I can share and I can tell the truth.

I am a credible wig.  No, Norry was not shot at.  He did not see the heat of battle, but I feel the heat from the brow.  It is a tough job, but some wig has got to do it.  My most favorite job is Beeyond Bleef.  It gets scary when he does not use wig tape and he nods his head up and down in agreement.  I would hate to go flying across the stage and hit the camera.

That is hilarious.

[21st Century Man]

Uggh. Soylent Noory. A taste of that will destroy anybody's brain.  Mad cow disease has nothing on Soylent Noory.

[narcissist noory]

Caller just pulled noorys card on carnivora and the guests indirect answers.
  Bravo!

[21st Century Man]

Oh man.  Can you imagine George Noory on the Joint Chiefs of Staff?  The world would be destroyed in 5 minutes after GN recommends launching nukes.

[21st Century Man]

I'm trying to figure what Noory is going to do so he can cut out early.  He's got to be at the Conscious Life Expo tomorrow.  Has there been a recent death in the Coast family?

[SnapT]

That Brian Williams commentary was the dumbest thing I've heard in awhile.

Did he seriously say that Brian Williams is delivering the best ratings NBC has seen since HUNTLEY-BRINKLEY?!

Brian Williams: 9 million viewers nightly
Huntley-Brinkley: 20 million+ viewers nightly

This kind of fuzzy math is why Noory thinks he's getting better ratings than Art Bell was...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Let me get this straight.  Noory is an expert on ricin potency because he 'watched the breaking bad movie?'. Does this guy really not get that there's a difference between watching fiction and doing research?  And since when was it a movie?  I don't swear publically often but I'm tempted to now.