George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[robey1129]

or, better yet, find a single mom who is struggling to keep milk in the refrigerator, and hand her some cash.  money well spent.

Snoory has told this story (reminding us all what a great guy he is) about when he saw a homeless guy out in the pouring rain, asking for a few bucks. He stopped and handed him an umbrella.

[b_dubb]

Snoory has told this story (reminding us all what a great guy he is) about when he saw a homeless guy out in the pouring rain, asking for a few bucks. He stopped and handed him an umbrella.

snoors being the douche nozzle that he is ... i'm sure he's telling the truth.  i usually offer to buy someone something to eat if they hit me up for $$$.  they usually walk away

[C110]

I agree with Valdez 1000%.  The Ripley's show coulda, woulda, and shoulda been a bangin show if only Ian would have done the interview for the entire show.  Instead the show was a dud not only for the audience but for the guests as well.  I'm sure the guests from Ripley's had a loads of info, stories and tidbits that could have made an outstanding show.  Noory's questions were ridiculous and I think the guests from Ripley's would agree.

The producers of Coast to Coast need to wake up!

[C110]

Well just got done checking out Ripley's website.  I recommend everyone to check it out.  Lots of neat stuff. 
I bet Noory never even looked at it prior to the interview, hence the lame ass questions.  What a absolute waste of a great guests!!!  Instead Noory would rather talk about supposed natural cures to cancer. 

So my question to Noory is why did Dennis Hopper and Patrick Swayze die of cancer.  Money was no issue with these two.  Also, MDs are well aware of body PH.   Its nothing new.  Many of these so called natural remedies are pure bunk.  I resent the fact that Noory puts no credibility in oncologists and other MDs for that matter.  Instead he tries to make everyone associated with natural medicine, regardless of their training, research or education heroes with cures to every ailment.

C

[robey1129]

Personally I have found that smoking about a pack a day prevents cancer.

[anagrammy]

did i just hear George say he's in the works on a deal through 2013?  Fuck.

As he explained it the first week of January, Noory has cinched a 2-1/2 year contract and said he was "negotiating" for a five year contract to pick up after that.  So, he said reassuringly, "we'll" (the royal we) will be here for you for a loooong loooong time.

Since I used to work in employment contracts, my take on this was that he has been given a chance to build an audience of his own, allowing for a slacking off as Art Bell fans leave, and then if he doesn't produce, they will replace him.

Do not lose hope-- just think of Glenn Beck getting the polite boot from WOR, with them saying, "We were very surprised at the ratings drop.  We didn't expect this."

Anagrammy

[b_dubb]

a one year extension is pretty suspect.  if he got offered a 5 year extension that would tell me his bosses think he rocks.  1 year suggests they're going to look for someone to take his place.  and if they find someone they can buy out a 1 year contract for (relative) peanuts

[Marc.Knight]

As he explained it the first week of January, Noory has cinched a 2-1/2 year contract and said he was "negotiating" for a five year contract to pick up after that.  So, he said reassuringly, "we'll" (the royal we) will be here for you for a loooong loooong time.

Since I used to work in employment contracts, my take on this was that he has been given a chance to build an audience of his own, allowing for a slacking off as Art Bell fans leave, and then if he doesn't produce, they will replace him.

Do not lose hope-- just think of Glenn Beck getting the polite boot from WOR, with them saying, "We were very surprised at the ratings drop.  We didn't expect this."

Anagrammy

[MV/Liberace!]

Marc... who is the avatar girl?

[Marc.Knight]

Marc... who is the avatar girl?

SAFURA

Video Safura Drip-Drop (Azerbaijan)

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

a one year extension is pretty suspect.  if he got offered a 5 year extension that would tell me his bosses think he rocks.  1 year suggests they're going to look for someone to take his place.  and if they find someone they can buy out a 1 year contract for (relative) peanuts

George probably really thinks the world is ending in 2012 anyway.

[aldousburbank]

You people have made me so happy!  I've discovered Coast Gab and realized that I am not the only one who can not make sense of Noory and New Coast Light.  I thought that I was becoming either a senile or hateful person for wanting to smash my radio, until I finally stopped turning it on.  Thank you all for restoring my sense of equilibrium....

AB

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

You people have made me so happy!  I've discovered Coast Gab and realized that I am not the only one who can not make sense of Noory and New Coast Light.  I thought that I was becoming either a senile or hateful person for wanting to smash my radio, until I finally stopped turning it on.  Thank you all for restoring my sense of equilibrium....

AB

I hate to break it to you, but now to complete the initiation process, you have to post a video of you doing interpretive dance to the UFO Phil song.

[valdez]

     Why listen to c2c if George is such a dope?  Because of shows like tonight.  It opened with Ron Pastore talking about Jesse James and the billions of dollars that he, and some southern conspiracist, buried all over this great land and the hunt to find it.  Cool.  Then a guy named Winter Laake came on to talk about his love for satan.  He was smart, confident, and sounded too much like Jack Nicholson.  George kept on saying he "didn't sound evil", but George wasn't really listening.  At the beginning of the interview he said he was "deceptive", and George had forgotten that.  He seemed to connect with callers and feel their pain, but only the ones that were already heading in his direction.  A very smooth operator. 
   

[TaoOfLuxLisbon]

I think the satan guy would have been awesome with Ian. But George operates on a total third grade level about good and evil and can't hack it.

[anagrammy]

I hate to break it to you, but now to complete the initiation process, you have to post a video of you doing interpretive dance to the UFO Phil song.

Welcome to those who have been sent to the corner and are mumbling speculations, humming bumper music in unison and making gang signs with our fingers continuously.  We are the Fans of ARt Forever (FART), the fan group which gets to you, permeates your being, and you ask yourself, "Why? Why?", but you keep coming back.

Now, AB, in addition to UFO Phil's "I'm Listening to Coast to Coast" interpretive dance, you are required by FART to watch John Carpenter's 1974 classic, "Dark Star," (Waiting for Godot in space) newly released on video, until you can repeat by heart the phenomenological argument the spaceman gives to "the bomb" to convince it to return to the bomb bay.

Enjoy!

Anagrammy

[b_dubb]

... you are required by FART to watch John Carpenter's 1974 classic, "Dark Star," (Waiting for Godot in space) newly released on video, until you can repeat by heart the phenomenological argument the spaceman gives to "the bomb" to convince it to return to the bomb bay.

fun movie complete with a bouncing ball alien and space surfing astronauts

[aldousburbank]

I hate to break it to you, but now to complete the initiation process, you have to post a video of you doing interpretive dance to the UFO Phil song.

Oh please people, could I just listen to replays of Mike Siegal Coast, naked, rolling in Jumping Cactus, at noon, in the hottest days of an Arizona summer?  Please?

[onan]

Oh please people, could I just listen to replays of Mike Siegal Coast, naked, rolling in Jumping Cactus, at noon, in the hottest days of an Arizona summer?  Please?

You are getting off light... The original initiation included spending a day with this person.

Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

[MV/Liberace!]

You people have made me so happy!  I've discovered Coast Gab and realized that I am not the only one who can not make sense of Noory and New Coast Light.  I thought that I was becoming either a senile or hateful person for wanting to smash my radio, until I finally stopped turning it on.  Thank you all for restoring my sense of equilibrium....

AB

welcome to the forums!  post often.

I hate to break it to you, but now to complete the initiation process, you have to post a video of you doing interpretive dance to the UFO Phil song.

hahahaha

[MV/Liberace!]

Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

according to curtis thornton (themudking), you should stay tuned...


that is all i can say for now.

[robey1129]

I think we should have a contest asking C2C listeners to post: "The Most Intelligent Question Ever Asked By George Noory on Coast to Coast"
A serious one.
I was listenin' in the other night on my commute home from work....Gawd, what a freakin' idiot! Webster's is plannin' to redefine the word "superficial" because of this dickweed.
It's like someone on the show could say "I am offering proof of life after death", and Snoory's reply is like: "Have you ever seen the movie Ghost?"
I cannot, for the life of me, ever recall mush for brains ever asking a really intriguing, investigative, get your interest, intelligent, next necessary question ever...ever....ever. Has he??
Or does he just say "Absolutely" when he is confounded?

[b_dubb]

It's like someone on the show could say "I am offering proof of life after death", and Snoory's reply is like: "Have you ever seen the movie Ghost?"

classic.  you just nailed 'it'

[rangers1919]

i believe this is part of the genesis myth within scientology.  no kidding

They had somebody on talking about this recently. It was probably within the last two months, but may have been longer ago. Noory nailed it; they are still coming here and taking our gold. You can tell because from 6,000 years ago until now with all the mining of gold that has occurred there is still the same amount of gold on earth. Clearly aliens are stealing it. It was one of my favorite Noory moments.

[aldousburbank]

I'm new here and have been really enjoying reading various posts/topics, laughing a lot.  Part of the reason I'm laughing is because I'm realizing that this is a virtual community of shared memories, wit, and sparky perceptive capabilities; feeding sources for us can be like rare desert waterholes.  The light hearted exchanges and co-commiseration that goes on here reminds me of so many cosmic insomniac hippos missing our Edenic nightime wallow, now that its been paved over with assfault.

So here's my dos centavos worth:

I used to listen to Art in the Vegas days while I whilst away the graveyard/watch shift in S. Az. copper mines. I had grown up enjoying radio, especially AM, long-range (DX) nightime skiparoo radio.  This started very young when I discovered that I could listen to powerhouse KOMA, Oklahoma City. (There are pics of me at 7 with an earphone stuck in my brain emanating from my new little radio.)  It was inspiring to me that from the middle of nowhere, which is where I imagined myself growing up, I could hear the sounds of a city, a thousand miles away, that I hoped to never go to.

I loved even the otherwise annoying fade in/out of nightime AM radio, old school analog/dial tuners, the snap and static of every lightening bolt popping smack and providing the instant partner to distant flashes reaching my window- then counting the seconds between the popping on the radio and the arriving thunder... the summer monsoons, the Sonoran Desert, the ionosphere, the weather, and the mysteriousness of it all...  So when I discovered this somewhat unusual show from the Mojave Desert (I don't believe it was Coast yet), it hit on all those radio buttons of mine in just the right ways.

I believe it was in 1989 that I was asked by mi amigo, the late Mr. T. McKenna, if I had heard of a radio host by the name of Art Bell.  I was all about yes, and yes Terence, I think he would be a great candidate to help unravel your particular mentastics and gift of tongue to a more general, wider audience than the likes of people like me.  And Art made a wonderful play and even friendship of it.

And because I'm new here, please allow me, once perhaps, to unload my long pent up need to heave the unwellness of my Coast dismay on Noorosis.  Ok, I can never ever imagine telling Terence, or anybody short of Elmer G. Fudd, that I consider Noory an appropriate entity with which to exchange conversation, much less have a national radio interview with.

Many of you know exactly what I mean when I say that, almost always, when Art signed off, it felt so much like I had spent the night together with a friend in adventurous conversation- exploring, laughing, wondering- that it would literally give me the chills.  I know you know what I mean.  We felt that together- spooky radio action at a distance, and I and you and we are on this forum because of such. 

Sometimes I would drift off then awake at some crazy moment in radio-ology like Jimmy Bob flying into A51 or the famous satellite outage/freakout call, or JC and stuff, and on several occasions heard friends of mine as open line callers, or even as guests.  And there was some kind of radio god magic gluing it all together.  Art, a real radio man.  No screening, engaging, couragous, humorous, thoughtful- a lot like what I wanted to be.  The conversations went somewhere, ended somewhere, and you know where you had been but not where you would end up, but I knew there was a living reathing human being somewhere up in that beautiful Parumph Valley...

Anyone who has read Jim Marrs, Peter Levenda, or damn near anything knows that certain agencies have dumped lots of cash manipulating our cultures' info sourcing, silent coups, political witchcrafting, and the like.  Has anybody created any threads on really paranoid intel reasons Art is off and someone believes it to be better this way?

Because unlike the sublime and smooth perceptual entertainment/art that Art Coast used to project to my mind, George just makes it seems like someone's been cutting radio farts all night.

Thanks, for having this cool forum and a refreshing sense of humor and comradeship.

Aldous

[fabucat]

Welcome Aldous!

I TOTALLY gave up on Noory two weeks ago, when he had on some loser who allegedly was a Middle East specialist.  Said specialist was a diehard righty mega-Zionist Islamophobe who claimed that the Egyptian protesters were all Islamist maniacs who hated the USA & Israel.

Thing is, Noory, being part Egyptian heritage, SHOULD have known better.  I'm sure that the country of Egypt is all the better for not having the Noory family amongst their number. 

Listen, I bitch, but I can DEAL, with Noory having his gun apologist friend on the air every time some psycho slaughters a dozen or so people, namely because I think that the pro-gun people have a point.

But when George starts spinning his ersatz Glenn Beckian Islamophobia, that's when I get off of the bus, namely because Noory knows better.   

[robey1129]

That's just it.....Snoory does NOT know better! There is more intelligence inside my vacuum sweeper.

[MV/Liberace!]

...he had on some loser who allegedly was a Middle East specialist.  Said specialist was a diehard righty mega-Zionist Islamophobe who claimed that the Egyptian protesters were all Islamist maniacs who hated the USA & Israel.

it's strange to think anyone is coming away from the whole egypt thing with that take on the matter.  i've seen nothing to give me that feeling.  i haven't seen a single american flag being burned in the protests (although i know that doesn't mean it hasn't happened).  the situation in egypt seems pretty simple to me:  tens of millions of people are poor, tired, and disgusted with their corrupt, nepotism driven government.  they want regime change, and best of all, our tentacles are touching none of it.

[b_dubb]

and Mubarak has stolen BILLIONS from the Egyptian treasury

[b_dubb]

2/11 ... i just sent a FAST BLAST ... pFFFFT ... to george.  my message: could it be a portal?  i don't know what tonight's topic is.  i'm guessing crazyfucker steve quayle is done and gone (he's first guest).  i'm not listening to the show.  but if he reads a FAST BLAST from chapel hill, nc then nooron is on auto pilot/asleep at the mic