George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Craig Hulet says the elites are going to push hard for a Jeb Bush presidency.  You heard it here first folks.  Yep.

[zeebo]

Tonight on Coast to Coast:
A chiropractor will advise us on how to prevent election fraud.

Reminds me of the lawyer who advised us on the spirit world.

[Major Ed Damien]

I wonder if the new king of Saudi Arabia has ever name-dropped George Noory.


"I meet this verrry interesting American man . . . he look like Saddam with the dyed mustache but with a wig -- very cheap (laughs) . . . his name is Noory, like Queen Noor of Jordan but (laughs) this man is not royalty . . . except to say a royal camel's ass (laughs) . . . he look like a salesman for the cheap business suit in Jiddah . . . "

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Does anyone find Peter Davenport's UFO reports interesting?

[Major Ed Damien]

Does anyone find Peter Davenport's UFO reports interesting?

They have all the flavor of a sandwich made out of instant mashed potatoes and white balloon bread.

How could he make visits by strangers from the heavens so dull?

[Juan Cena]

Craig Hulet says the elites are going to push hard for a Jeb Bush presidency.  You heard it here first folks.  Yep.

I kind of got distracted when Hulet said something about $5 gas. I paid about $1.96 a gallon the other night. What's he been smoking?

[zeebo]

Does anyone find Peter Davenport's UFO reports interesting?

Folks on orange fuzzy light forums.

[21st Century Man]

Craig Hulet says the elites are going to push hard for a Jeb Bush presidency.  You heard it here first folks.  Yep.

Craig Hulet is an idiot.  He should be locked up in an asylum and never let out. I'd like to see him kidnapped by Isis and beheaded.  I might watch that video.  Jeb can dream all he wants but he is not going to be President. If that's the Republican nominee in 2016, I'll be voting Third Party for the first time in my life.

[21st Century Man]

I kind of got distracted when Hulet said something about $5 gas. I paid about $1.96 a gallon the other night. What's he been smoking?

Mary Jane laced with LSD.

[Juan Cena]

They have all the flavor of a sandwich made out of instant mashed potatoes and white balloon bread.

How could he make visits by strangers from the heavens so dull?

There really hasn't been anything new under the sun regarding UFOs in ages.

[21st Century Man]

Does anyone find Peter Davenport's UFO reports interesting?

No. I tune him out but at least he is documenting the sightings.

[Juan Cena]

Mary Jane laced with LSD.

I think Bill Walton was doing that last week when he was covering the PAC-12 game on ESPN, and he still sounded coherent.

[goldendeal]

Pin head Jorch once said after he was upset after a John B. show over the weekend...." I have said many times we don't do politics here on Coast, if folks want that, there many other outlets and stations that do that" 
Then what the hell is this crap tonight then Jorch ?

[goldendeal]

Does anyone find Peter Davenport's UFO reports interesting?

The people at the Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company (blimp)

[Morgus]

Noory mysteriously loses yet another guest?

[Dateline]

I was hoping somehow I could get my back popped during the election reform.

[Major Ed Damien]

Once again, George believes his guest just got cut off by nefarious and dark forces.

As if the man lacks the technology to call back.

George, if these dark forces wanted to cut you off -- and they were all-powerful -- couldn't they just get your stupid ass fired and put a real show in your slot?

[goldendeal]

Jorch nodded off and his wig fell off, hit the receiver and cut him off , there is no conspiracy.

[Major Ed Damien]

Uh, oh.

Everybody believes the guest is dead.

And the current caller is saying the government did it.

George:  "Sometheen's happeneen."


"That is buzz-are."

[NoMoreNoory]

He's been mixing something. I swear he's smashed.
He just said 'they spruced up our Skype computer in our re-finished studio.' Do what?

He's in a flat panic after Jonathan disappeared!

[michio]

The other night a consummate and genuine pro, George KNAPP, lost the guest and immediately went into crisis management mode where he proceeded to talk intelligently until the guest could reconnect. The sNooron loses his guest, says he's convinced "they" are playing with him, and then goes into crisis mismanagement mode and can't think of a sensible thing to say. What a frickin' maroon.

[21st Century Man]

Once again, George believes his guest just got cut off by nefarious and dark forces.

As if the man lacks the technology to call back.

George, if these dark forces wanted to cut you off -- and they were all-powerful -- couldn't they just get your stupid ass fired and put a real show in your slot?

I bet Craig Hulet is jealous. No one ever shuts that idiot up.  I guess that proves he's full of hot air.

[NoMoreNoory]

Holy crap! He believes the NSA listen to the show and take notes! LMAO!!

[21st Century Man]

I guess the guest never heard of the Daley family. They invented modern voter fraud.

[Major Ed Damien]

Holy crap! He believes the NSA listen to the show and take notes! LMAO!!

It's the other NSA:

"Nobody Still Awake."

[Dateline]

He's right.  The Noory Suck Association is hard at work taking notes tonight.

Everyone is in a secret location at this BellGab. 

[Nick el Ass]

George can't even get regular listeners to pay attention to the show let alone anyone from any of the three letter organizations... and that is why he is closing in on numbers dennis Miller like numbers. I bet the guest is talking while sitting in a seedy hotel somewhere with hookers and blow all around him. Maybe george is with him, and that is why he thinks the NSA is after him. The man is paranoid.

[Major Ed Damien]

Why hasn't the guest gotten mysteriously cut off again?

Shouldn't it happen again, Curious Dumbass George?

Wouldn't that send an even stronger message, you clueless chimp?

[zeebo]

Why hasn't the guest gotten mysteriously cut off again?

Shouldn't it happen again, Curious Dumbass George?

No George disabled his Flying Toasters screensaver on the new skype machine, all's good now.

[Major Ed Damien]

I hope the NSA is listening to this show.

Somebody needs to . . . if only for the unintentional humor.

Intelligence guys must get a good laugh out of George's lack of intelligence.