George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Sorry to be such a cynic, but this guest sounds like he belongs in rehab.

It's funny, but I hate to laugh at your comment.

I mean, it's not funny, but I think it's funny.

[Major Ed Damien]

Look, someone sprayed this poor son-of-a-bitch with something.

I lean toward heavy-metal exposure.

Could it have been aerosol lead to the brain?

A mercury spritzer on his already-toxic tuna sushi?

Did he eat batteries as a kid?

I wouldn't rule out model airplane glue.

[Major Ed Damien]

I guess I knew there'd be problems when I heard the name "Alex Jones."

This guest's mental Titanic started sinking fast after it hit the Alex Jones iceberg.

[Major Ed Damien]

"I started to laugh . . .

"When this kook began speaking.

"Oh, if I only knew . . .

"That he'd huffed all that glue."

"Ohhhhhh . . . no."


Apologies to the Bee Gees.

[Major Ed Damien]

"So, dude, who Windexed your brain, again?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Guest:  "There's a click (sic) of these geo-engineers."

Yes, they just keep clicking their chemicals everywhere.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "You mentioned aluminum.  Is my aluminum foil hat safe for my head?"

[Major Ed Damien]

I would happily smoke a bong with this guest.

However, the only investigation he needs to be doing is determining which rehab facility matches up best with his insurance plan.

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "These whistleblowers . . . could their whistles be emitting these chem trails?"

[Major Ed Damien]

I'll be damned.

George lets this chem trail lunatic go on uninterrupted for fifteen solid minutes.

But that Egyptian last week had to stop and start again over and over again while trying to tell us his story about the pyramids.

And the Egyptian spoke English better than George did.  He couldn't fit a cunt-hair of a word in edgewise, thanks to George's non-stop interruptions.

George is a real turd in his profession's punch bowl.

[Major Ed Damien]

Gee, the guest says his movie even blew his own mind.

I imagine that always works out well.

[Major Ed Damien]

Tonight's guest:  "Everything we eat now is deadly."

Between this nutcase and Katherine Albrecht identifying Mickey Mouse as Satan the other night -- what's a Disney-visiting eater supposed to do?

[Major Ed Damien]

I thought George ran the other way from "Debbie Downers."

At least he claimed he did the other night.  They were the worst type of personalities.

But here's tonight's kook claiming a conspiracy to poison the whole world from the sky, and George is licking his ass like a dog with smelly ears who finally got some Dinovite.

[toast2toast]

These Globalists sure are bad at what they are doing considering the population of the planet keeps increasing. According to this guest of hot air, the depopulation plan started 3,000 years ago in Greece. My eyes are getting tired from rolling so much tonight.

[Major Ed Damien]

Suggestions for tonight's chem trail kook (with respect to future radio appearances):

1.  Drop the monotone.  Also, "stoner" voice does not enhance your credibility.

2.  Instead of just yacking on and on forever, let Mr. Noory ask you now and then about how you got started in all this.  He likes to ask it at least two or three times.  Or pause sometimes so he can ask you what your passion is.

3.  Don't brag about how your movie even blew your own mind.  There's a real conflict of interest going on here that even a fellow stoner could easily notice.

4.  Stay kooky, my friend -- but remember:  If you go too far and claim that everything we eat is deadly, you might come across as a Debbie Downer -- a real psychic vampire.  And George says they are bad fuckin' news.

5.  Let go of the word "literally" for at least a year.  You are literally spraying everybody's brains with it.

[SpookyChick]

TWO WINGS OF THE SAME BIRD

[PB the Deplorable]

I thought George ran the other way from "Debbie Downers."

At least he claimed he did the other night.  They were the worst type of personalities.

But here's tonight's kook claiming a conspiracy to poison the whole world from the sky, and George is licking his ass like a dog with smelly ears who finally got some Dinovite.

George's show is meant to be like the movie Groundhog Day. 

You're not supposed to remember anything prior to the last segment.  George sure doesn't

[aldousburbank]

Hearing George talk about hemp is like hearing Ruth Vader Ginsburg talk about blow jobs.

[wr250]

thurs:LMH
fri dave shrader fills in


4day noory free extravaganza?
and no ufophil?

[PB the Deplorable]

Hearing George talk about hemp is like hearing Ruth Vader Ginsburg talk about blow jobs.

Hay Tommy, pass the dubious

[albrecht]

"Of course" Norry cannot grasp basic concepts. How many times did the guest have to explain to him, again, the difference between industrial hemp and the stuff people smoke? And, "of course," the lame joke "you could smoke your pyjamas, heh heh." And this is NOT the first show on the subject?!!

And "was it grown back in the United States?" question??? ps: George, the wild speculations of the country break-up, UN invasion, or post-killshot mayhem and civil wars by Jones, Titor, Dames, etc hasn't happen yet....this is STILL the United States....maybe you meant "13 colonies?"

I can't wait for chemtrail guy and Norry's inane questions then:
"you have a passion, how do you do what you do?"
"you seem interested in this. You're on a mission! How did you get involved with, uh, the chem, er chem-trails?" "
"you have done this, uh, uh, a long time. What got you,er, into doing what you do?"
-GNS

[Jorch Einstein]

Wonder if Jorch will suggest, on tonight's show, that the school in Pakistan should have been nuked in order to avoid a terrorist attack.
Or maybe he could do a show on how it was false flag and the children weren't really killed at all.

[norrykilledc2c]

Hearing George talk about hemp is like hearing Ruth Vader Ginsburg talk about blow jobs.

ummm, I don't get turned on by hearing George talk about hemp.

[norrykilledc2c]

I would happily smoke a bong with this guest.

However, the only investigation he needs to be doing is determining which rehab facility matches up best with his insurance plan.

And yet the hemp guest sounded like an articulate pitchman.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I can't wait for chemtrail guy and Norry's inane questions...

Reading from the 3x5's, to delight his audience George would pronounce chem with the hard ch sound as in chestnut.  Or on a bad night, the c and the h separately.. cuh-hem trells..

[aldousburbank]

Phlegmtrails

[Major Ed Damien]

Reading from the 3x5's, to delight his audience George would pronounce chem with the hard ch sound as in chestnut.  Or on a bad night, the c and the h separately.. cuh-hem trells..

"Chimp trails."

[laserjock]

Hearing George talk about hemp is like hearing Ruth Vader Ginsburg talk about blow jobs.

Ever see the photo of her when she was young?  She really was a looker, hard to believe, but she was.

[Major Ed Damien]

Ever see the photo of her when she was young?  She really was a looker, hard to believe, but she was.

You're taking a big chance here, Lase.

Somebody's gonna photoshop a dyed half-mustache and a black wig on that honey.

[auggie]

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