George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

And <gasp> Paul Anka.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k

George did it his way.

Well, actually he tried to do it Art's way but he didn't try that hard.

[ItsOver]

George Noory:  "What's next for you, Steven?"

Guest:  "I've finally decided to become a woman, after years and years of inner turmoil.  I start taking the hormones next week."

George Noory:  "Well, that sounds exciting."

Thanks for the laughs.  I can see much Jorch-slamming potential with this new tact.  Sadly, Jorch will continue to out-dimwit even the most creative among us. 

[narcissist noory]

Sorry Zeebo.  I know it must get old but whenever you paint a beautiful mental picture like that I can't help myself...

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If noory saw those two animals sleeping, he would slam one of his books hard on the coffee table

[albrecht]

For the record earlier George asked Cremo his classic go-to question "What got you into this, how did it all start?"  The listening audience went with their classic go-to response:  facepalm.

Norry seems to have two pitches he always throws: the one you mention, and his change-up "what is your passion? Uh How did you get into this stuff? Were you uh always into this subject?" What is interesting is that his delivery is so muddled and bland that the guests STILL don't knock it out of the park when they must know the question is coming.
-GNS

ps: to other poster: Cremo is the ancient civilizations and forbidden archeology guy. Creme is the guy who scared Norry and is associated with the Maitreya.

[VtaGeezer]

I'm having a bad back episode, so last night I listened to the full show for the first time in over a year.  I have to admit that I think it was a rare excellent show.  Yes, Cremo is a bit of a jerk, but an interesting one who mostly harkens back to better days on C2C.  I thought Steve La Chance was simply fantastic and the best "ghost " guest ever. Because La Chance's topics were local and familiar for Noory, he was animated and focused...sounded like he even put the question card deck away and actually interacted with the guest.  I put La Chance on my "worth staying up for" list.


I did laugh when when discussing the St Louis Jack-the-Ripper suspect, La Chance said "he sold snake oil...you know how that goes, George".  I wonder if Noory caught it.

[coaster]

I think I'm going to spend some time this upcoming weekend making another Nooryism video. Someone asked me to make a cartoon version of his mustache mishap, so that is in the works as well.

[Beyond Bleef]

Sunday night's guest is Douglas Dietrich, "renegade" historian who, among other things, claims the U.S. started the war in the Pacific and that Japan won.  That's an insult to every American who fought in World War II.  It's a new low, even for Noory.  Noory, Alex Jones and this "renegade" historian may as well go to Arlington and spit on graves.

Coast to Coast AM, under George Noory, has turned into a conspiratorial, anti-science, anti-American steaming pile of shit and it's long past time for anyone with any integrity to disassociate him/herself from it - and that includes George Knapp and the handful of legitimate guests who appear from time to time (Michio Kaku, Brian Greene, Neil deGrass Tyson).  As the old saying goes, we're known by the company we keep.  The Coast to Coast AM stench will rub off on anyone associated with it.

[zeebo]

Norry seems to have two pitches he always throws: the one you mention, and his change-up "what is your passion? Uh How did you get into this stuff? Were you uh always into this subject?" ...

Sometimes I think his whole training was one of those cheesy conversation-starter books from the 50's about how to make small talk at cocktail parties.  "So how'd you get into plastics?"  "Wow so you read alotta books, you must really like them, eh?"  "Oh yes I met Ted once before, really nice guy, how do you know him?"

[Major Ed Damien]

Thanks for the laughs.  I can see much Jorch-slamming potential with this new tact.  Sadly, Jorch will continue to out-dimwit even the most creative among us.

LOL

I hope so.  Don't they call that "material" in comedy?

[albrecht]

Sometimes I think his whole training was one of those cheesy conversation-starter books from the 50's about how to make small talk at cocktail parties.  "So how'd you get into plastics?"  "Wow so you read alotta books, you must really like them, eh?"  "Oh yes I met Ted once before, really nice guy, how do you know him?"

Haha, I recall those and finding a bunch of them in a book shelf of a relative. Peale, Carnegie, and for business also "Be My Guest" by Hilton (didn't you used to get a free copy at the hotels?) etc. My favorite title, because it sounded so "scientific," was Psycho-Cybernetics which I just looked up and  apparently influenced the more modern self-help and business gurus like Zig Ziglar and Tony Robbins!
this link came up when I searched:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/authorinterviews/10836964/How-a-1950s-guide-to-popularity-changed-a-schoolgirls-life.html
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think I'm going to spend some time this upcoming weekend making another Nooryism video. Someone asked me to make a cartoon version of his mustache mishap, so that is in the works as well.

Are you the one who made that pizza roll masterpiece?

[coaster]

Are you the one who made that pizza roll masterpiece?

my finest creation.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

my finest creation.

Excellent work, sir.  I was going to nominate you for a Noorie, but that could be taken as an insult without first establishing that a Noorie is an annual award for excellence in Nooriology -- a field specialized in the study of the behaviour and psyche of one George Ralph Noory.

[Beyond Bleef]

my finest creation.

I love that video.  It's hilarious and very professionally made.  You are exceptionally talented.  Well done, sir!

[albrecht]

my finest creation.

The "Noory Rambling" set of youtubes are my favorite! They are classichs. It is time for more of them...plenty of material out there.
-GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

Sunday night's guest is Douglas Dietrich, "renegade" historian who, among other things, claims the U.S. started the war in the Pacific and that Japan won.  That's an insult to every American who fought in World War II.  It's a new low, even for Noory.  Noory, Alex Jones and this "renegade" historian may as well go to Arlington and spit on graves.

Coast to Coast AM, under George Noory, has turned into a conspiratorial, anti-science, anti-American steaming pile of shit and it's long past time for anyone with any integrity to disassociate him/herself from it - and that includes George Knapp and the handful of legitimate guests who appear from time to time (Michio Kaku, Brian Greene, Neil deGrass Tyson).  As the old saying goes, we're known by the company we keep.  The Coast to Coast AM stench will rub off on anyone associated with it.

Why do you think Ian Punnet left the show?  I don't think it was because of graduate school in Arizona or his ears rang too much.

Can one really peddle the image of a respected theologian on a show that stoked conspiracy theories from callers about the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre?  Nutcases were routinely calling in to claim the federal government staged the entire crime scene, and this feeble-minded Noory character -- a Navy vet, no less -- kissed their crazy asses.  John B. Wells was even worse about the killings while he tried to make a name for himself as the lead sled dog among the Alex Jones clones.  He can even sound like a speaking dog, come to think of it.  He should be the canine voice of Dinovite or any cartoon-animated large dog.  "I ate Dinovite.  Now my ears don't stink."

Anyway, I wrote Ian Punnett an email and asked him the question in the above paragraph.  I copied it to Noory and Wells, and never received an answer from any of them, and it wasn't long before Punnett announced he was leaving the show.  Now I know I couldn't have been the only listener to bring up the issue -- and Punnett is a fairly moral, intelligent person in his own right.  He also had to wonder, though, if it made good book publishing sense to continue to have the "Coast-to-Coast AM" crazy albatross tied around his neck -- emphasis on the "Good Book."

[yumyumtree]

Pledge of Allegiance? I don't mind kids taking pledges at the appropriate time and with some type of consent (even Confirmation if they desire.) But I agree with you on pledges taken without proper study or being forced upon them. Or unrealistic or twisted oaths and pledges.

Re: Club cards and tracking etc. I don't like the idea of massive data-mining, especially without your proper consent and knowledge. Sure it is great for corporate profits and government surveillence grids but recall the story of the father who found out his daughter was pregnant because Target (or was it another store?) started sending her discounted ads for baby and pregnancy supplies (she had bought a pregnancy test kit?) One could quite easily see a circumstance in which your employer, insurance company, or government starts "alerting", charging you more, etc because you have bought too much wine, unhealthy food, or cigarettes. Sure, there is much good that could be said for this (help people get healthier, alert to potential mental problems, etc.) But also some bad scenarios. Already in criminal, and some civil case, your records are subpoenaed and (these days maybe even without a judge ruling, who knows) tracked (countless divorces and criminal cases have been brought and helped due to tracking CC purchases and things like toll-way records.) Now the government is mandating a "black box" in all new cars. Accessible by your insurance company, the mfg, and the government etc. Sure, good to identify crimes or insurance fraud ("you claim you weren't speeding Miss Jones but the black-box says your speed was..." but do we really want to treat EVERYONE as a potential suspect in a crime, an errant husband, or a terrorist? No benefit of the doubt? No warrants? No freedom or privacy at all?
ps: for most Club Cards they will let you use your phone number ("I forgot my card") I use the "card" via phone number of a dead relative. Get the discount and avoid the snooping.
-GNS

I wasn't thinking of the pledge of allegiance.


A friend of mine has the last name "Austin".  Somehow Safeway has it "Ustin".  He never corrected them.  So they frequently say, looking at this receipt, "Thank you, Mr. Ustin."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I wasn't thinking of the pledge of allegiance.


A friend of mine has the last name "Austin".  Somehow Safeway has it "Ustin".  He never corrected them.  So they frequently say, looking at this receipt, "Thank you, Mr. Ustin."

I'm sorry to say, but I avoid Safeway as much as possible.  I refuse to sign up for their tracking club card program, and without it their prices are terrible.  Superstore, Walmart, the local farmer's market, and even my small regional grocery chains offer much better value IMO.  Our Safeway stores were recently bought out by Overwaitea and Save-On-Foods which are just as bad with their membership cards.

[yumyumtree]

The first half Wed. night caller was pretty good and so were most of the callers.  I'm undecided about climate change, as I've probably mentioned before.  Things rapidly went downhill when Hulet came on, however. Is he the character who called bodies of fallen servicemen and women "carcasses" a few months ago?  That really pissed me off. I'm pretty sure that the late Jack Metcalf was my congressperson back in the 90s when I lived in E verett the first time around.  I wonder if he was as crazy and obnoxious then.


Anyway, Hulet says something like "Darren Wilson is probably a bigot."  This is precisely the kind of rash, unfounded statements that have caused so much trouble in Ferguson.  He may have confused it with the case in NY with the guy selling loosies but even then its rash and uncalled for. I have to give George some credit for reining Hulet in and trying to keep him on a fact-based path where the Michael Brown case is concerned.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The first half Wed. night caller was pretty good and so were most of the callers.  I'm undecided about climate change, as I've probably mentioned before.  Things rapidly went downhill when Hulet came on, however. Is he the character who called bodies of fallen servicemen and women "carcasses" a few months ago?  That really pissed me off. I'm pretty sure that the late Jack Metcalf was my congressperson back in the 90s when I lived in E verett the first time around.  I wonder if he was as crazy and obnoxious then.


Anyway, Hulet says something like "Darren Wilson is probably a bigot."  This is precisely the kind of rash, unfounded statements that have caused so much trouble in Ferguson.  He may have confused it with the case in NY with the guy selling loosies but even then its rash and uncalled for. I have to give George some credit for reining Hulet in and trying to keep him on a fact-based path where the Michael Brown case is concerned.

Yeah, Hulet was giving away in the first little bit that he actually didn't know much about the Wilson-Brown case even though he had big opinions about it.  I turned it off at that point.  I don't know about Jack Metcalf, but Hulet said he lives on the Olympic Peninsula.

[yumyumtree]

George was hoping aloud that a recording might exist of the original "Exorcist" kid screaming.

He sure turns into one sick fuck whenever children are mentioned.

Well, I'm hoping for blood in his stool.

Thank you for mentioning something else from the show that irked me recently.  Actually the kid in The Exorcist was not herself evil. I think that that's clear to anybody who saw it.  She was possessed by something evil.  The was a victim of something evil, and once it was gone, she was OK.

[yumyumtree]

Yeah, Hulet was giving away in the first little bit that he actually didn't know much about the Wilson-Brown case even though he had big opinions about it.  I turned it off at that point.  I don't know about Jack Metcalf, but Hulet said he lives on the Olympic Peninsula.

Yes, I noticed that he said he lived on the O lympic Peninsula now.  This is almost as embarrassing as having Steven Quayle live in the town I used to live in. I think that Hulet is under the influence of something or has something that makes him get confused, but I have to be careful of libel and slander.

[Major Ed Damien]

­­­‪­‪­­­­­‪­‪‪‪‪­­­­­‪­­­‪‪­­‪­­‪‪‪­‪‪­­‪‪‪­­‪­­­‪­George Noory:  "So what's next for you?  Are you doing any traveling?"


Guest:  "Well, yes, as a matter of fact.  I'm heading off for Liberia tomorrow and, later, Sierra Leone.  I'm hoping to contract the Ebola virus and then come back and infect you with it, George.  I sure hope you die a slow death with blood spurting from all your valuable organs.  You thought a hot, steaming Totino's Pizza Roll was torment?  Just wait until your insides begin to melt, you wig-wearing jackass.


George Noory:  "Well, come back and see us soon, will you?  For Dan Gallante, Lisa Lyon, Tom Danheiser, Lex Lonewood, Shawn LaDouceur, George Knapp and Art Bell -- this is George Noory and 'Coast-to-Coast AM.' Be safe, everyone."

[paladin1991]

Yumyum, did Quayle live there when you lived there?  Back when Quayle had a bigger presence on the 'net, he used to bring on this nutjub called the fang or the talon or somesuch.  Word amongst the prep community is that this talon or fang dude was Quayles real estate agent who would beat the drum of fear to boost SQ's sales.
Any knowledge of that? 

[yumyumtree]

Well, Quayle lives in Bozeman MT now.  I don't know when he moved there.  I lived there 1986-1992. I did not know him or know of him then.  I only heard of him when I began listening to C to C, some time later in the 90s.


So no, no knowledge of that, but it sure is a juicy story I will look into at a later time.  All through the 90s, there was a lot of millenial madness in Montana and elsewhere.  It's starting to dim in peoples' minds now, but some of it was kind of scary.

[albrecht]

Yumyum, did Quayle live there when you lived there?  Back when Quayle had a bigger presence on the 'net, he used to bring on this nutjub called the fang or the talon or somesuch.  Word amongst the prep community is that this talon or fang dude was Quayles real estate agent who would beat the drum of fear to boost SQ's sales.
Any knowledge of that?

I, vaguely, call that real estate guy. There are several real estate companies (I'm guessing actually unlicensed brokers really) who promote, or still are, "survival" type real estate. Good luck though, unless you got $$$ or really are ready to go to nowhere with VERY limited access. Hollywood, mineral companies, oil guys for hunting leases, and even the Chinese have been buying up the NW for the past decade like crazy. Sucks. Because it is a beautiful area and actually I'd rather have the retired ex-police, the Aryan Nation crazies, and the secluded preppers than these McMansion lodges with vast landholdings and the meth types creeping on FS land in makeshift camps. At least the previous crazies, for the most part, kept to their own and didn't raise real estate prices or make one worried to hike, hunt, fish on FS land....

[Rico999]

Why do you think Ian Punnet left the show?  I don't think it was because of graduate school in Arizona or his ears rang too much.

Can one really peddle the image of a respected theologian on a show that stoked conspiracy theories from callers about the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre?  Nutcases were routinely calling in to claim the federal government staged the entire crime scene, and this feeble-minded Noory character -- a Navy vet, no less -- kissed their crazy asses.  John B. Wells was even worse about the killings while he tried to make a name for himself as the lead sled dog among the Alex Jones clones.  He can even sound like a speaking dog, come to think of it.  He should be the canine voice of Dinovite or any cartoon-animated large dog.  "I ate Dinovite.  Now my ears don't stink."

Anyway, I wrote Ian Punnett an email and asked him the question in the above paragraph.  I copied it to Noory and Wells, and never received an answer from any of them, and it wasn't long before Punnett announced he was leaving the show.  Now I know I couldn't have been the only listener to bring up the issue -- and Punnett is a fairly moral, intelligent person in his own right.  He also had to wonder, though, if it made good book publishing sense to continue to have the "Coast-to-Coast AM" crazy albatross tied around his neck -- emphasis on the "Good Book."

Regarding George's "veteran" status, is that he was barely in the Navy.   A reserve PIO who never was at sea or in fact, didn't know what Jesse Ventura was even talking about when he mentioned "sea stories," ain't no vet in my book...and still, some of the ass-kisser callers thank him for his "service."  Uh huh.  Writing about the base CO at some ribbon cutting ceremony for the new Navy Exchange or something was how he spent his time.  I'll bet the enlisted men around him had plenty of fun at his expense, especially early on in his "naval career."

Also, as I recall, George claimed not so long ago that he "almost" made Lieutenant Commander, but left the service instead.  Yeah, "almost" being the operative word.  More likely he was passed him over for promotion too many times, so resigning his commission was the only option for him. 

[Beelzebubbelah]

I, vaguely, call that real estate guy. There are several real estate companies (I'm guessing actually unlicensed brokers really) who promote, or still are, "survival" type real estate. Good luck though, unless you got $$$ or really are ready to go to nowhere with VERY limited access. Hollywood, mineral companies, oil guys for hunting leases, and even the Chinese have been buying up the NW for the past decade like crazy. Sucks. Because it is a beautiful area and actually I'd rather have the retired ex-police, the Aryan Nation crazies, and the secluded preppers than these McMansion lodges with vast landholdings and the meth types creeping on FS land in makeshift camps. At least the previous crazies, for the most part, kept to their own and didn't raise real estate prices or make one worried to hike, hunt, fish on FS land....

Heilsa,All!
I'm new to the posting thing,and couldn't resist tossing up my somewhat off topic/on topic subjective opinions.
I have been involved peripherally with folks from the groups most likeley to be "GLADIO"'d by professional "Defense Human Resources"sleepers & agents-provocateur in the greater northwest corner of 'Merkka.
All this stream of matter-of-fact-ish tut-tutting about the folks at "Almost Heaven"and the "Aryan Nations"types would be annoying if not so un-informed.
So,putting up the qvestion of the day,have any of you posting about politrix in this thread had any sources other than main-line nooze papers,network tee-vee,or gossip over the back porch,figureativeley?
No Facts=low-level mind-control memes...
I'm asking you whom lived here,what did you find out from close observations and,say,monitoring the cb and scanners in the area when federales with storm troopers made an fascist attack on the ground?
I'll wait patiently for any honest reply.
BB

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Regarding George's "veteran" status, is that he was barely in the Navy.   A reserve PIO who never was at sea or in fact, didn't know what Jesse Ventura was even talking about when he mentioned "sea stories," ain't no vet in my book...and still, some of the ass-kisser callers thank him for his "service."  Uh huh.  Writing about the base CO at some ribbon cutting ceremony for the new Navy Exchange or something was how he spent his time.  I'll bet the enlisted men around him had plenty of fun at his expense, especially early on in his "naval career."

Also, as I recall, George claimed not so long ago that he "almost" made Lieutenant Commander, but left the service instead.  Yeah, "almost" being the operative word.  More likely he was passed him over for promotion too many times, so resigning his commission was the only option for him.

He also claimed his officer's training was a walk in the park and his instructors were polite and called him sir.  I was in officer's training and I can tell you that neither the commissioned nor the non-commissioned officers who trained me were calling me sir and they were anything but polite.  I don't know if it was as bad as basic training for enlisted men and women but for a 17year old, it sent me to the edge of my sanity and it was as much as I could take.  We all had the fear of God put into us.  As suggested previously in this forum it appears George was in some sort of fast track program.  He probably never did much more than show up for a few hours on weekends, sit at a desk and chat.

[narcissist noory]

Noory just needs a good old fashioned beating