George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[yoego]

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[Juan Cena]

when u start with the fact that we're dealing with a full blown sociopath, the things he does will start to make more sense
hell  he could even be a master troll

I'm not even sure Snorge is even the "Master of his Domain"

[Major Ed Damien]

George is "The Dark & Mustached God of Late-Night Incompetence."

[paladin1991]

"I shot off rockets . . . I raised hamsters."

He left off the hamsters he shot off on rockets.

Or that he shot off his rocket on hamsters.

[Major Ed Damien]

­­If George were a vampire, he'd somehow accidentally get all his own blood sucked out of himself.

The other vampires would find his bloodless husk lying on the ground, and one of them would say:

"I knew something like this was going to happen to the dumb bastard."

[paladin1991]

George won't allow guests to take advantage of listeners for their money.

So that must mean the quack guest who also hawks Carnivora snake oil has been summarily dismissed.

I sure love that name "Carnivora."

It sounds like a drug they give cannibals like Jeffrey Dahmer so as to suppress their appetites.

I want to write a zombie book and use that, Carnivora bit.  Too keep the Zombies fm eating humans.  Then they all become radio quacks like Snorge.  Unable to spit out a decent question, just make sounds, like Snorge. 
Chapter two will have a zombie radio quack not taking his Carnivora and having to resort to eating his fat assistant live (hehe, see what I did there?) on the air.

[WOTR]

Or that he shot off his rocket on hamsters.

That is just mean... You force me to think about what you wrote, and when I figure it out I need to find a way to scrub my brain.

[b_dubb]

Haters gonna hate.
Snores is gonna roar.

HR why'd you have to post this pic?  Seriously.  Admittedly I am an "ass man".  However Kim K the Whore Reporter has ruined ass.  For everyone.  Everywhere. 


Barf.

[b_dubb]

Absolutely not.  There's no reason to post this shit to this site.  It's everywhere else on the Internet.  Why do I have to look at it when I come here?

[paladin1991]

I gotta support b_dubb on this.  If I want some Kass shots, I can open just about any page on the internet and find, if not a foto begging for my perusal, then links to same.

[yumyumtree]

I realize that this was several days ago--probably Fri.night, but did anybody else think Howard Bloom was making no sense?  I'm getting a little tired of this guy.

[paladin1991]

I'm sorry, Howard who the fuck?

[BattyBrooke]

I hope you all are praying for Noory tonight. He is back in St. Louis and now that he is stacheless, he has no means of protection during this time of civil unrest!

[Nick el Ass]

I hope you all are praying for Noory tonight. He is back in St. Louis and now that he is stacheless, he has no means of protection during this time of civil unrest!

He can hide behind Tommy who seems to go everywhere he does.

[Major Ed Damien]

I hope you all are praying for Noory tonight. He is back in St. Louis and now that he is stacheless, he has no means of protection during this time of civil unrest!

I just pray that George doesn't accidentally start a clown riot in St. Louis.

His intense dislike of them would put him directly in the center of red nose ground zero.

George could easily get stomped to death by hundreds of pairs of giant flappy shoes.

Or run over by one of their over-loaded cars, beeping its horn as it ran George down.

He could also possibly drown from all the water shot in his face from their lapel flowers.

I can hear them laughing as his wig flies off from the sheer force of all the squirting flowers and hand-held spritzer bottles.

Nothing is funnier to a clown with fake red side-hair than somebody else's wig leaving his head.

George needs to lighten up on all the negative clown rhetoric before it's too late, and a lot of other people end up dying of laughter.

He is currently the Al Sharpton of anti-clown feeling in this country.

[NoMoreNoory]

Good to know, on a troubling and difficult night like this that we are only minutes away from President Noory addressing the nation. He will reach out to comfort and heal our wounds

[Nick el Ass]

I just pray that George doesn't accidentally start a clown riot in St. Louis.

I just imagine a bunch of cars pulling up, and dozens of clowns getting out of each one while charging with those little flowers that shoot water at each other... and honking each others noses. George would be doing his show while hiding under his desk.

[ZHero]

"I'm sure when Michael Brown woke up that morning he had no idea he would be dead."
Damn Nooron, that's some damn fine reportin' right there!

[Major Ed Damien]

"I'm sure when Michael Brown woke up that morning he had no idea he would be dead."
Damn Nooron, that's some damn fine reportin' right there!

George:  "How ironic that their paths would intersect."

And how metallic that the bullets would kill.

[Major Ed Damien]

George is so upset that he's speaking his weird dialect again:

"A freeway in Oakland has also been shut down as well.­­­‪­‪­­­­­‪­‪‪­‪­­­‪­­‪­‪‪­­­­­­­­­­­­‪­­‪‪‪­­­‪­­­"



Plus, also, too, as well, a freeway in Oakland has additionally been shut down too.

[Nick el Ass]

Of course, George can't do a show about the live events going on right outside of where he is currently broadcasting from... but will continue with business as usual while sucking out loud.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Luciferian agenda? 

No, no...  it's my fault for having thought it might be an interesting show.

[Major Ed Damien]

George says he doesn't advertise C. Crane radios to sell them.

He just wants you to have a good radio.

And George's reasons for selling Carnivora aren't carnal.  But money really does make him horny.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says he doesn't advertise C. Crane radios to sell them.

He just wants you to have a good radio.

Ad George's reasons for selling Carnivora aren't carnal.  But money really does make him horny.

I'm glad I don't get those ads.

[Major Ed Damien]

That portal under George's mustache sure does make me laugh my ass off.

[ZHero]

Anything that makes him deviate from his index cards(including open lines) makes him sound EVEN MORE like the retard he is, than usual.  :

[Major Ed Damien]

"I'm sure when Michael Brown woke up that morning he had no idea he would be dead."

When I woke up this morning I was fairly certain that George Noory would be orally squirting a stupid pile of shit tonight.

[21st Century Man]

Lucifer is an Archon from Orion?  This guy has obviously spent too much time watching reruns of Star Trek.

[Nick el Ass]

I love how George pretends to know what he is talking, but the guest keeps having to follow up what he is talking about by asking if he remembers. You can tell they sent him a bunch of pre-written questions with little comments on the side to make him seem smarter.

[Major Ed Damien]

According to George, Lucifer "hijacked the world."

This observation even made the guest snicker patronizingly -- as if a small child had said it through no front teeth.

"The plane . . . the plane."

"The pilot . . . the pilot."

"Is now Lucifer . . . Lucifer."