George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

WTH?  Cigar Dave, The General?  Major, take yourself out to be shot.  Cigar Dave Zeplowitz is a fount of Alpha Male info.  You should listen in to The Cigar Dave show sometime. 

I'd tell you more but that would be second hand.

"Cigar Dave Zeplowitz is a fount of Alpha Male info."

Right.  They're never gay.

Thanks, Lieutenant. 

All I heard him say was that he was "moistening up a big black Dominican, enjoying the length of it, feeling the anticipation before inserting it into my awaiting mouth," and then raving about the fine taste of it.  "Mmmmm . . . mmmm . . . smack, smack."

My bad.

[Juan Cena]

Knapp seems to be neutered these days. He's good at interviewing but it's like Noory sees him get a good, interesting guest and says, "That one must be mine! Give Knapp the spiritualist undertaker!," and Knapp is left with some boring interview because of a crappy guest.

Funny, I thought Knapp has had some pretty interesting guests the past few months. They might not be on the subjects you might like, but they're a heckuva lot better than Snorge's interchangeable batch of paranormal spanks.

[albrecht]

What a joke. A "numbers" guest who actually was sort of interesting (unlike the Numbers Lady) and Norry drops him for open lines with rednecks who are trying be ghosthunters (gonna try to be professional even) who is  concerned about animals (possibly shadow animals) n wondered if he "should get his .22" but George put him at ease. And barely literate mumbling blacks (George totally ignored his comments except mused about B&B Hill case.) If George wasnt interested in the numbers why not talk to guest about his interesting travels in the middleeast? Show couldve been interesting but Norry cuts off anytime a conversation gets interesting.

[Juan Cena]

For about the hundredth time George is dumbfounded that young people can grasp technology faster than his dumb ass would have back when he was a mere dolt nubbin.

Snorge would be even more amazed that people his age can grasp technology faster than he can today.

[Juan Cena]

He also mentioned a fish die-off in a lake due to a gas escape in the lake. It was interesting, as were a couple of other calls. But every single one of them just falls flat to the floor because Noory is pathologically incapable of engaging a caller in a conversation. In this case, Noory's only response that 'we're' watching it. 'We've got Linda Moulten-Howe and we've got Mitch Battress watching that for you.' And on to the next call. What is the point? It seems to me he's getting worse, too.

A moment with the triple-named cat lady in the first half when she answered a caller's question, and put a question back to him. 'He's not there now', said Noory, tersely. There was a pause and the guest just said 'Oh' in a slightly forlorn way, and onNoory rolled with the next irrelevant question.

The other half of NMN called Barnaby Rogerson's demise. We were checking on the guests ahead of the show. I observed that Rogerson appeared to be a bona-fide writer. I'd be interested to read his biography of the Prophet Mohammed, for instance. Lots of travel books, and runs a publishing company with his partner devoted to keeping the classics of travel writing in print. 'He'll get dumped, then.' she said. Does Joorch just get bored? Or is he intimidated by a properly intelligent mind? In response to almost everything Rogerson said, Joorch just kept mumbling 'Numbuurrrzzz' like a zombie.

-GNS

I'm pretty much convinced now that Snorge is in at least the early stages of Alzheimers or dementia.

[b_dubb]

Haters gonna hate.
Snores is gonna roar.

Boooooo

#GreasyMutantTush

[paladin1991]

"Cigar Dave Zeplowitz is a fount of Alpha Male info."

Right.  They're never gay.

Thanks, Lieutenant. 

All I heard him say was that he was "moistening up a big black Dominican, enjoying the length of it, feeling the anticipation before inserting it into my awaiting mouth," and then raving about the fine taste of it.  "Mmmmm . . . mmmm . . . smack, smack."

My bad.

Apology accepted.  Spit that long black pistol barrel out of your mouth.  Unless you're really grooving on it.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[zeebo]

It's been a few weeks I think, so yep, time for another Nephilim night.  For those of you playing the Noory drinking game, listen for "These giants, just how big were they?" and "Could they have been angels?".

[paladin1991]

It's been a few weeks I think, so yep, time for another Nephilim night.  For those of you playing the Noory drinking game, listen for "These giants, just how big were they?" and "Could they have been angels?".

"You mean they were fallen angels?!  Gorsh. I mean golly, that could be where the raw genetic material came that made all the mean babies!  And demonic pizza rolls!  This could explain just so many things, like were paladins CD's of Malachai Martin went when he signed up for CI those few years back.  He just never received them!"

[Étouffée]

Wells has launched into national syndication: http://www.talkers.com

That's interesting, Bateman.  I didn't think C2M was burning down the house, follower-wise.  Also interesting is this squib from that story/press release: 
"The radio program is syndicated and distributed by C2M Network, which is owned and operated by Wells and based in Dallas.  In addition, Wells plans to develop new talent for syndication with C2M Network".

[wr250]

so is the caravan to midday is going mainstream eh ?

[Major Ed Damien]

Apology accepted.  Spit that long black pistol barrel out of your mouth.  Unless you're really grooving on it.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No, you don't understand.

I'm really, really sorry.

I was merely satirizing the "General" and his undying love for the dark cylindrical things he jams in his mouth. 

I honestly had no idea of your, uh,  emotional attachment to any part of the man.  I mean, the . . . uh, man.

Please ignore my semper simpering at Commander Homo . . . I mean, Cigar Dave . . . and any others I may have offended, including the ghost of J. Edna Hoover or any other fine members of your cigar corps.  No fallacies, here, I promise.

"I'd tell you more but that would be second hand."

The glory hole, I mean, the whole glory, probably involves three and even more hands.  But your reticence on the matter is welcomed.

[zeebo]

"You mean they were fallen angels?!  ...  And demonic pizza rolls!... "

The fallen angels / demonic pizza rolls connection is well-established.

[aldousburbank]

It's been a few weeks I think, so yep, time for another Nephilim night.  For those of you playing the Noory drinking game, listen for "These giants, just how big were they?" and "Could they have been angels?".

Heh, funny squirrel.
Yeah you pretty much have to add alcohol to have any fun with this dredge (My apologies to dredge whatever that is) because if you try the bong game you'll just freak out. Well I wouldn't (nor would I listen) but I'm a pro and so kids don't try this at home. Stick to the alcohol or, if you insist on chooming, listen to Jim Bohannon lumber on through the night instead. That should be safe enuf.

[aldousburbank]

"You mean they were fallen angels?!  Gorsh. I mean golly, that could be where the raw genetic material came that made all the mean babies!

Were they mean fallen angels?

[paladin1991]

No, you don't understand.

I'm really, really sorry.

I was merely satirizing the "General" and his undying love for the dark cylindrical things he jams in his mouth. 

I honestly had no idea of your, uh,  emotional attachment to any part of the man.  I mean, the . . . uh, man.

Please ignore my semper simpering at Commander Homo . . . I mean, Cigar Dave . . . and any others I may have offended, including the ghost of J. Edna Hoover or any other fine members of your cigar corps.  No fallacies, here, I promise.

"I'd tell you more but that would be second hand."

The glory hole, I mean, the whole glory, probably involves three and even more hands.  But your reticence on the matter is welcomed.

You mean 'phallusies' don't you?

[ItsOver]

That's interesting, Bateman.  I didn't think C2M was burning down the house, follower-wise.  Also interesting is this squib from that story/press release:
"The radio program is syndicated and distributed by C2M Network, which is owned and operated by Wells and based in Dallas.  In addition, Wells plans to develop new talent for syndication with C2M Network".

Thanks for posting the link, Bateman.

Hmmmm, Wells owning a network.  Wells not exactly in love with PremRat.  I wonder just who happens to share similar feelings?  Naaah, it couldn't possibly happen in July of next year.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thanks for posting the link, Bateman.

Hmmmm, Wells owning a network.  Wells not exactly in love with PremRat.  I wonder just who happens to share similar feelings?  Naaah, it couldn't possibly happen in July of next year.

I really hope not, Over.

[ItsOver]

I really hope not, Over.

Will PremRat politics make strange bedfellows?  What will Snorge's/PremRat's next move be?  Will Tommy forsake Twinkies for HoHos?  Keep tuning into "As The Edge of Night Turns Through Dark Matter on a Caravan to the Coast."

[Major Ed Damien]

You mean 'phallusies' don't you?

Brown eye.

I mean, "bull's eye."

This thread reminds me of a story about Robert F. Kennedy when he was Attorney General of the United States.

When one of his assistants informed him that Clyde Tolson -- J. Edgar Hoover's always-present "right-hand man" at the FBI -- needed to have an operation, RFK instantly put a serious look on his face and responded:

"Is it a hysterectomy?"

Here's to hoping that America's only cigar general gets to keep his uterus, his ovaries and all those medals he earned sucking on . . . things.

[Étouffée]

Will PremRat politics make strange bedfellows?  What will Snorge's/PremRat's next move be?  Will Tommy forsake Twinkies for HoHos?  Keep tuning into "As The Edge of Night Turns Through Dark Matter on a Caravan to the Coast."

That IS must see tv!  But to add to the weirdness, right now Mr. Big Time Jimmy Jim is doing "Your Favorite Art Bell Moment" call-in on FTB!

[eddie dean]

Wells has launched into national syndication: http://www.talkers.com

ugh, just what we need, more talk show paranoia on the AM dial.

[zeebo]

...Yeah you pretty much have to add alcohol to have any fun with this dredge (My apologies to dredge whatever that is) because if you try the bong game you'll just freak out....

People who say you can't OD on weed have never played Noory Bong.

[Major Ed Damien]

Kook John B.'s first show identifies Bigfoot as the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll -- which Bigfoot was a little bothered by because it was only grassy and not the least bit forest- y.

[Heather Wade]

Heh, funny squirrel.
Yeah you pretty much have to add alcohol to have any fun with this dredge (My apologies to dredge whatever that is) because if you try the bong game you'll just freak out. Well I wouldn't (nor would I listen) but I'm a pro and so kids don't try this at home. Stick to the alcohol or, if you insist on chooming, listen to Jim Bohannon lumber on through the night instead. That should be safe enuf.

I'll go toe to toe with you and the bong game anytime.  I've made growers cry before.  Supernatural constitution and such.     All in good fun, anything to make fun of the Nooron.  Ok, sorry, I've been drinking.   

[Major Ed Damien]

If Jim Blow-Hannon and Cigar Dave, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staffs, ever had a baby it would be able to suck itself until smoke came out its ears.

[zeebo]

I'll go toe to toe with you and the bong game anytime.  I've made growers cry before.  Supernatural constitution and such.     All in good fun, anything to make fun of the Nooron.  Ok, sorry, I've been drinking.   

What's the rule again?  Jorch before weed, pizza roll need... weed before Jorch, feel like borscht ... sorry I'm drinking too.

[ufogadfly]

A bit late with this one but I have a life. Sort of.

Two nights ago there was a perfect example of George's ineptitude. Well, there were probably more than one but this one was particularly good:

First, keep in mind how Noory has been known to interrupt a guest in the middle of an interesting point to interject a question or comment (sometimes off the point entirely), and sometimes the guest never returns to the point. Now contrast that with the following:

His guest was talking about two professional people (I believe the wife was a lawyer and the husband a doctor) who supposedly had encounters with angels and recorded the conversations. Did George ever ask if the guest had heard the recordings himself? Or even if the recordings were available to be heard anywhere? No, he just moved on to something else. Wouldn't those be the questions that any thinking person would pose?

George, we're not "haters." We just want you to be a better broadcaster.

"Good point."
"No doubt about it."

[Heather Wade]

What's the rule again?  Jorch before weed, pizza roll need... weed before Jorch, feel like borscht ... sorry I'm drinking too.

That is exactly the rule- to the letter.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George says in the morning when he wakes up, he messages Dan with the bumper music he wants for that day's show.  So then why is it always the same bumper music every week?  Perhaps George is incoherent when he wakes up and Dan just says 'yeah, sure' and then loads up the weekly rotation.