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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No
It's one of those rare nights when I can give Noory a little respect for holding it all together.

WOTR

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 27, 2014, 01:59:17 AM
It's one of those rare nights when I can give Noory a little respect for holding it all together.
How bad has this got when you have to credit Noory for holding it together (usually I have to credit the guest...)  I am actually going to turn on the radio.  Yes, I will purposely, knowingly and willingly turn on Noory (at least for a few moments) to hear this train wreck...

Optiflex

Does Noory have any clue whatsoever about how utterly monstrous this woman sounds making disaster predictions and then breaking into fits of giggling?

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 27, 2014, 01:59:17 AM
It's one of those rare nights when I can give Noory a little respect for holding it all together.

It's bad. Guest should be dumped. George is afraid of open lines so he keeps the shit show on.

SnapT

George Noory is a coward.  Open lines, idiot!

Noory excuses her behavior a caffiene attack. Wow this is seriously awful, dump this joke of a guest.

One of George's worst show ever. Art never let callers get personal readings.
1st call is someone getting personal reading, followed by "Palm" exercises. Followed by her huffing and puffing into phone. Other callers now getting personal readings.

George "panic attacks are horrible, aren't they?"

George is actually getting fustrated by guest it is obvious, coward is too much of pussy to dump guest.

Morgus

Noory has quickly dumped dozens of other far more interesting guests before for far less, citing bad phone connection or some other excuse.
But he keeps going on with this continuing constant squeaking giggler, probably because he saw her photo?
Maybe no last minute replacement fill-in guest was available tonight like Joshua P. Warren or Lionel Fanthorpe? ;)

Guest now claims electric cars and blankets make you sick.

Morgus

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 27, 2014, 02:29:12 AM
Guest now claims electric cars and blankets make you sick.
Darn, I was considering the special $199/mo leasing deal on a new 2015 Nissan Leaf...


Optiflex

Howard Stern used to love getting airhead hot chicks on his show. He'd let them talk and talk at first, building up an angry audience , and interview them about how all their friends thought everything that came out of their mouth was profound. Then he'd turn tables on them and say "it's because they listen to you with their penises hunny!", "my audience can't see you, so all they hear is your incessant babbling through their ears instead" Those were great episodes of his show. Thanks for the memories George! Cause you definitely found one of those chicks tonight!

Quote from: Optiflex on August 27, 2014, 02:42:24 AM
Howard Stern used to love getting airhead hot chicks on his show. He'd let them talk and talk at first, building up an angry audience , and interview them about how all their friends thought everything that came out of their mouth was profound. Then he'd turn tables on them and say "it's because they listen to you with their penises hunny!", "my audience can't see you, so all they hear is your incessant babbling through their ears instead" Those were great episodes of his show. Thanks for the memories George! Cause you definitely found one of those chicks tonight!

It does not work with George Noory's Coast to Coast. The audience is so used to Noory letting special needs guest rant, retardation is accepted as normal. All of the sane listners have turned off Coast years ago.

I wonder what sort of noises this chick makes in the sack. I think she would be good in bed for some reason.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 27, 2014, 02:49:08 AM
I wonder what sort of noises this chick makes in the sack. I think she would be good in bed for some reason.

Well, she was a playboy model and playboy bunny...

Check out her CV

http://www.casting.net/june-de-young

Not a single positive statement. Noory has alienated the few people who still even listen.
here is a nice sampling from the c2c facebook account tonight, mind you these are george's fans:

Dave West -She's delusional as well......

David Campbell- Tonight's guest sounds like she's channeling Phyllis Diller!

Alexa Spacecraft Richard- George is batting .1000 with his batty psychics tonight. This insane, cackling female "psychic" has grated my last nerve, I'm outta here.

Jason Jt Ferrell -This woman on the show makes no sense. Can't listen tonight

Kathryn Judycki- This gal sucks! What is her point?

Derek Johns- This chic is like her laugh... annoying. You can hear the disdain in George's voice, too. Ditz she is and wacked out.

Justin Ittowinit- Someone tickle her

Ken Freeman- Coast should have a virtual Gong and just go ti open lines whenever a guest gets gonged enough times.

Charles Fernandez- I was going to come on here & diss her but damn... Now I just feel bad for her!

Laura L Adams- She is very hard to follow, as she bounces around from topic to topic. Like a nervous 13 year old. Ya know?

Jacklynn Rose- I'm going to lose my mind if this chick squeals one more time . " You know"?!

Lam Nguyen- Read her these comments and then kick her off.

Jesse Lee Earlywine-Pelletier So... Is she only spirit and future psychic? Or does she's get the feeling of 2.5 million people wanting to punch her in the throat when she starts squealing when she laughs?

Joe C. Alber- She has said "you know" 100xs alredy

Dana Holman- Don't bring her back please

Joe C. Alber- What a babbling fool...

Rainey Randall- yikes she is squeeeeeeeeekkkkkyy

Heather Kenealy- This lady who is giggling and squealing right now is driving me crazy. Get it together, Woman

Lisa Wahlund- I love Coast to Coast, but, This woman seems like she's been in a small room with a thousand doobie smokers for the last 4 hours. I can't take the squealing and ear splitting shrieks. I'm turning it off and giving my ears a rest!!!!! Yeah, like she says, "ya wish you could shut it off." That's what I'm doing.

Nelma E Mattice- the guest on now---NO--turning it OFF---so annoying on so many levels

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 27, 2014, 02:57:48 AM
Not a single positive statement. Noory has alienated the few people who still even listen.
here is a nice sampling from the c2c facebook account tonight, mind you these are george's fans:




Sure, but they'll still tune in and listen, and GN will have the last laugh,,,as the advertisers will still be paying to appear on a show that people tune in to listen to so they can moan later about how he should be taken off the air, and then continue to listen to him....Circular? Nooooo, well actually yes.

Optiflex

I just got done reading her CV...The Hugh O'brian Award, or HOBY is an award given out to high school sophomores..ummm 9000 of them, yearly..she's listing an award she got in high school some 35 years ago! She's claiming it was for acting, it's kind of like T-ball, you participate, you get a trophy.

http://www.hoby.org/about-alumni

WOTR

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 27, 2014, 03:24:27 AM

Sure, but they'll still tune in and listen, and GN will have the last laugh...
I resemble that remark!  I managed a few minutes of listening to her tell us all about "Robin" and what he wants her to do.

My hat is off to Tommy D.  He actually managed to find a guest far more annoying that Noory. 
Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 27, 2014, 02:50:33 AM
Well, she was a playboy model and playboy bunny...

Check out her CV

http://www.casting.net/june-de-young
Does she ever fit the stereotype with the incessant giggling and air-headed appearance.

Giggling psychic
Wiggling Noory
That squeak .. Oh that squeak.. I kept  thinking I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail

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Juan Cena

Quote from: Morgus on August 27, 2014, 02:28:46 AM
Noory has quickly dumped dozens of other far more interesting guests before for far less, citing bad phone connection or some other excuse.
But he keeps going on with this continuing constant squeaking giggler, probably because he saw her photo?
Maybe no last minute replacement fill-in guest was available tonight like Joshua P. Warren or Lionel Fanthorpe? ;)

Noory probably has less problems understanding her than those other guests who use those real long words like "economics" and "physics."

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 27, 2014, 03:24:27 AM

Sure, but they'll still tune in and listen, and GN will have the last laugh,,,as the advertisers will still be paying to appear on a show that people tune in to listen to so they can moan later about how he should be taken off the air, and then continue to listen to him....Circular? Nooooo, well actually yes.

Listnership is way down. Less 1/4th of Arts numbers. So obviously less people are listening. because less people are listening I assure you those CARNIVORA ads are costing less and less these days.

I wonder if there is a way to contact Premier and find out how much an ad cost for C2C.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 27, 2014, 05:06:52 AM
Listnership is way down. Less 1/4th of Arts numbers. So obviously less people are listening. because less people are listening I assure you those CARNIVORA ads are costing less and less these days.

I wonder if there is a way to contact Premier and find out how much an ad cost for C2C.


Fewer people are listening, BUT enough to make it worthwhile to broadcast. That's the deal.. It's nothing to do with sentimentality with commercial radio, it's a means of generating revenue. Maybe the ads will cost less than (say) ten years ago, but it's obvious enough listeners listen in to make it worthwhile. It's basic arithmetic.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 27, 2014, 06:51:18 AM

Fewer people are listening, BUT enough to make it worthwhile to broadcast. That's the deal.. It's nothing to do with sentimentality with commercial radio, it's a means of generating revenue. Maybe the ads will cost less than (say) ten years ago, but it's obvious enough listeners listen in to make it worthwhile. It's basic arithmetic.

Yes, but if the continue to lose audience numbers the way they have, it won't be long. .25 million a year is a lot when you only have 2.75 million listners a week.

Ads are less and less, eventually premier will get tired of lost revenue.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Optiflex on August 27, 2014, 02:16:27 AM
Does Noory have any clue whatsoever about how utterly monstrous this woman sounds making disaster predictions and then breaking into fits of giggling?


We have a local radio show with a couple of chicks who host a show called "Chicks on the right" on in morning who have managed to giggle through stories about bullets hitting a house near a gun range, and the bullets hitting a child's teddy bear... and prison rape. It shows how bad the state of radio is right now with no true professional(s) (that includes Neorge)... and I'm so I'm glad I missed this entire show.


Quote from: nooryisawesome on August 27, 2014, 02:17:39 AM
It's bad. Guest should be dumped. George is afraid of open lines so he keeps the shit show on.


It must have been bad when people were wanting to hear more of the man in front of the curtain. Now I have to find a sample of the epic levels of suckiness C2C reached last night. Maybe Tommy figures if they get more bad guest the host will look better. I guess you could say I'm a glutton for punishment after all.



Quote from: gnooryblows on August 26, 2014, 11:30:46 PM
"well, that's an interesting thought" - thats how you politely tell somebody theyre retarded

Interesting.

Lorne Malvo

Quote from: UFQuack on August 27, 2014, 01:50:17 AM
Okay, she's squeaking now.
Dang that squeaking woke me up!! I depend on Snoory for a good night's sleep.

WOTR

Am I the only one who is wondering about her CV?

June De Young, 36 years old from Los Angeles...
For over 33 years, June's been a Powerful "Behind the Scenes" Consultant to the Entertainment Industry!

Apparently, she started a career as a "Powerful Behind the Scenes" consultant at the age of three.  I can just see the heads of studios searching out a three year old June for advice. ::)

Quote from: wotr1 on August 27, 2014, 11:36:43 AM
Am I the only one who is wondering about her CV?

June De Young, 36 years old from Los Angeles...
For over 33 years, June's been a Powerful "Behind the Scenes" Consultant to the Entertainment Industry!

Apparently, she started a career as a "Powerful Behind the Scenes" consultant at the age of three.  I can just see the heads of studios searching out a three year old June for advice. ::)

Not to mention 31 years ago she had an acting credit in this movie:

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A group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an avalanche traps them in a cave...

I wasn't going to mention it because we all do things we're not proud of and I'm not here to slag the honest among George's guests, but it's on that page of her accomplishments so I guess she is proud of it.

Quote from: wotr1 on August 27, 2014, 11:36:43 AM
Am I the only one who is wondering about her CV?

June De Young, 36 years old from Los Angeles...
For over 33 years, June's been a Powerful "Behind the Scenes" Consultant to the Entertainment Industry!

Apparently, she started a career as a "Powerful Behind the Scenes" consultant at the age of three.  I can just see the heads of studios searching out a three year old June for advice. ::)

Well, yeah, because those studio heads obviously knew that at that age, she still retained most of the memories of her previous life.  They wanted access to all the valuable knowledge those memories contained before they faded away.  That's not the least bit ridiculous or insane.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 27, 2014, 11:45:26 AM
Not to mention 31 years ago she had an acting credit in this movie:

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A group of teenage summer campers and one counselor share the stories of their first sexual experiences when an avalanche traps them in a cave...

I wasn't going to mention it because we all do things we're not proud of and I'm not here to slag the honest among George's guests, but it's on that page of her accomplishments so I guess she is proud of it.

She must have been one precocious five-year-old.

Quote from: zeebo on August 26, 2014, 07:01:59 PM
Tonite, first half is on "Oil Issues".  For those of you playing the Noory Drinking Game, it's a standard swig for any mention of "abiotic" or "peak oil".  And a double drink for any reference to "the Beverly Hillbillies".

Be careful playing the Noory Drinking Game, zeebo!  Don't forget what happened two hours into the show the last time Richard Hoagland was on.

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