George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

"Evil permeates itself"

I have no idea.

This came in response to one of Tommee's made-up texts. He went on to inform Big T that he has met "pure evil" and has seen demonic possession. He's so full of shit you couldn't squeeze a pizza roll in.

[wr250]

"Evil permeates itself"

I have no idea.

This came in response to one of Tommee's made-up texts. He went on to inform Big T that he has met "pure evil" and has seen demonic possession. He's so full of shit you couldn't squeeze a pizza roll in.

must of been in the form of a flaming pizza roll...

[albrecht]

must of been in the form of a flaming pizza roll...

I think it was said best, as I recall, the other night when George and Tommy were discussing George's inability to have an arm over the bed due to his fear of what is under the bed. At one point George said "I'm nuts!"

(I might be wrong, he might've said "I'm crazy!" but it was something like that.)
Frankly, I wasn't paying much attention because a segment about adults afraid of monsters in their closets or under their beds wasn't holding my attention. At least when George/Tommy do it. Art probably could've made it interesting.
-GNS

-sent from FEMA Region VI-

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I think it was said best, as I recall, the other night when George and Tommy were discussing George's inability to have an arm over the bed due to his fear of what is under the bed. At one point George said "I'm nuts!"

(I might be wrong, he might've said "I'm crazy!" but it was something like that.)
Frankly, I wasn't paying much attention because a segment about adults afraid of monsters in their closets or under their beds wasn't holding my attention. At least when George/Tommy do it. Art probably could've made it interesting.
-GNS

-sent from FEMA Region VI-

I had to fill some time, plus satisfy my curiousity because I heard that too.  Here's the bit they did.
@ 2:18:23 into the show July 16th

Tommy:  I have to take a turn and ask you something
George:  Yeah...
Tommy:  I love the topic but can you seriously not like wiggle your leg when you're sleeping?
George:  My hand.. my arm...
Tommy:  Or your leg though... over the bed
George:  Oh wha my bed?  uhhh... more so that than my arm; but the arm over the side of the bed is really weird for me.  I just don't like it!
Tommy:  But uh.. uh..
George:  Don't you do that?
Tommy:  I do it all the time.  I mean is it... is it like your brain goes to 'oh there's something evil down there?'
George:  There's something under the bed.
Tommy:  [laughter]
George:  You also know I don't like clowns.
Tommy:  O.k. The clown thing I can understand.
George:  I'm a very sick person, Tom.
Tommy:  But just putting your arm over the bed that's weird. [laughter]
George:  You've... You're taking the phone calls.  There're a lot of people calling about this.
Tommy:  Yeah and I don't mean to say.. you know everybody's weird who doesn't want to do that but it's just... it's hard for me to comprehend that.
George:  Yep.  Okay let's go east now.  Mike is in Connecticut.  Welcome to the show.  Hey Michael.
Mike:  -- some BS about flight MH370 --
George:  Yep there's something very strange about that...

[wr250]

here ya is
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[NoMoreNoory]

Jesus. Wtf is with Tommy asking him about him wiggling his leg in his sleep? And how in the hell do two grown men get into this conversation? And who the fuck sleeps with their arm hanging over the side of the bed? And what man in his mid-sixties is afraid of what's under the bed? What the fuck is up with this guy, and why the fuck do I care?!!

[albrecht]

Thank you both! Bizarre how I misheard into thinking a more benign "I'm nuts." But that goes to show you what cops know (and they are avid listeners to C2C according to George): eye witnesses are bad and George's C2C melts your brain.
ps: I also like he did his typical adding name or nickname after that bizarre segment. Why doesn't a caller do it back to him? Hello Georgie or something....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Thank you both! Bizarre how I misheard into thinking a more benign "I'm nuts." But that goes to show you what cops know (and they are avid listeners to C2C according to George): eye witnesses are bad and George's C2C melts your brain.
ps: I also like he did his typical adding name or nickname after that bizarre segment. Why doesn't a caller do it back to him? Hello Georgie or something....

It's okay.  I was sure he had said 'crazy.'  I continued the transcript a little past the dialogue with Tom because I thought that part was funnier.. typical Noory statements changing the callers name and using words like 'strange' as a blanket analysis.  But I don't want to nitpick too much.  As NoMoreNoory says why should we really care?  I think the part you were interested in was Noory's self-critique which reflects much of the sentiment on this forum.

[yumyumtree]

I can't drive by that parking lot without thinking about the murder. Tacoma definitely has its issues. I kind of love it though. No matter how down things are, Tacoma keeps going. I love the waterfront and downtown.  Tacoma needs to embrace its Tacomaness, not try to be Seattle or Portland.

I like to go to Tacoma or Puyallup once or twice a year. I like the Proctor district. And one of the best New Years eves I ever had was at the Swiss.

[NoMoreNoory]

The bullshit meter was off the scale last night. He gave us one of his little fireside chats, this involving Joorch's Solution to the Israel/Palestine issue. Joorch feels himself uniquely placed to deal with this, as a Middle Eastern Christian who supports Israel. Guess what? Joorch thinks there has to be a Palestinian state. 'But not Gaza. That won't work.' He suggests giving the Palestinians part of Iraq 'because that's falling apart, anyway'. He then told us (paraphrasing somewhat), 'if you go there (Palestine) and see the conditions the people, especially the children, are living in, when you go home, you want to cry.' I don't doubt it, but can anyone cast light on when exactly George Noory, International Peacekeeper, undertook his fact-finding mission to Palestine?

[zeebo]

Did I hear Snooron say Aldrin saw an unidentified object but it wasn't a UFO?  Flying aside, it sounded as if Jorch didn't know what the acronym stood for.

Maybe he thinks the F is for "fancy".

[b_dubb]

Did I hear Snooron say Aldrin saw an unidentified object but it wasn't a UFO?  Flying aside, it sounded as if Jorch didn't know what the acronym stood for.

Give George the respect he deserves. He usually just communicates by grunting and squawking. Language is tough.

[michio]

The bullshit meter was off the scale last night. He gave us one of his little fireside chats, this involving Joorch's Solution to the Israel/Palestine issue. Joorch feels himself uniquely placed to deal with this, as a Middle Eastern Christian who supports Israel. Guess what? Joorch thinks there has to be a Palestinian state. 'But not Gaza. That won't work.' He suggests giving the Palestinians part of Iraq 'because that's falling apart, anyway'. He then told us (paraphrasing somewhat), 'if you go there (Palestine) and see the conditions the people, especially the children, are living in, when you go home, you want to cry.' I don't doubt it, but can anyone cast light on when exactly George Noory, International Peacekeeper, undertook his fact-finding mission to Palestine?

The bullshit meter is normally pegged when Georgie is near the microphone.  I buy C. Crane bullshit meters by the case to save money on shipping costs. Even Crane's quality BS meters are stressed to the limit and breakdown from Georgie's usual crap-fest of misinformation and brain farting. Those cutesy and cozy fireside chats are what I call 'Musings from a (sNooron) Moron.' It's one of the lower moments in an already low show overflowing with sNoory's dimwitted opinions on nearly everything he's a pseudo-expert on.  :

As far as his peacekeeping missions to Palestine, I would guess they're accomplished via remote viewing. The more you remote view the better you become at it. Don't you think? 

[AZZERAE]

I have been fighting this default "hate George Noory" shit for so long, and I used to sit through maybe 30 to 15 minutes of Coast to Coast, but I've reached the point where I can't listen at all anymore.

He's worth a fuckin' laugh, but I'll stick to listening to my Art Bell mp3 archive from beginning to end, beginning to end on repeat day-in-and day-out wherever I am on the playlist till Art's return with his own personal podcast.

George does no research and talks about boring shit. Fuck that shit.

[ItsOver]

The bullshit meter was off the scale last night. He gave us one of his little fireside chats...

Damn, how I hate it when he does that.  Like he's some kind of wise tribal elder when he's the town stooge.  It's like seeking wisdom from some drunk guy at at bar.

[pyewacket]

The bullshit meter was off the scale last night. He gave us one of his little fireside chats, this involving Joorch's Solution to the Israel/Palestine issue. Joorch feels himself uniquely placed to deal with this, as a Middle Eastern Christian who supports Israel. Guess what? Joorch thinks there has to be a Palestinian state. 'But not Gaza. That won't work.' He suggests giving the Palestinians part of Iraq 'because that's falling apart, anyway'. He then told us (paraphrasing somewhat), 'if you go there (Palestine) and see the conditions the people, especially the children, are living in, when you go home, you want to cry.' I don't doubt it, but can anyone cast light on when exactly George Noory, International Peacekeeper, undertook his fact-finding mission to Palestine?

I can't believe the absolute arrogance and stupidity of this man. I also can't believe that Primer allows him to spout this self serving drivel. It's people like George who reinforce negative stereotypes about how stupid and out of touch Americans appear to the rest of the world.

When exactly did George go to Gaza or the West Bank and talk to the people living there? Where does he get his information- what sources does he read? What makes him think that you can move groups of people around like they're pieces on a game board? Does he not realize that Iraq is being torn apart right now? Maybe he thinks this would be a great vacation choice? What gives him the right to decide that a piece of a war zone be given to the Palestinians? He expects that they would be agreeable and grateful because he fancies himself a great peace maker? Does he know how the indigenous population would react? Can he guarantee the safety of all those affected by his magnanimous gesture? 

I am beyond astonished - even for George- this is truly beyond the pale.   

[wr250]

I can't believe the absolute arrogance and stupidity of this man. I also can't believe that Primer allows him to spout this self serving drivel. It's people like George who reinforce negative stereotypes about how stupid and out of touch Americans appear to the rest of the world.

well he has congress to back him up on this.
Americans Are Too Stupid For GMO Labeling, Congressional Panel Says  :

[qaddisin]

I am beyond astonished - even for George- this is truly beyond the pale. 

You're talking about a man that can't even read the directions for microwavable food. I would take that into consideration when attempting to understand his take on geopolitics, or any other topic for that matter.

[pyewacket]

You're talking about a man that can't even read the directions for microwavable food. I would take that into consideration when attempting to understand his take on geopolitics, or any other topic for that matter.

He's a sad indicator of how low the bar has been set for intelligence and integrity.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I can't believe the absolute arrogance and stupidity of this man. I also can't believe that Primer allows him to spout this self serving drivel. It's people like George who reinforce negative stereotypes about how stupid and out of touch Americans appear to the rest of the world.

When exactly did George go to Gaza or the West Bank and talk to the people living there? Where does he get his information- what sources does he read? What makes him think that you can move groups of people around like they're pieces on a game board? Does he not realize that Iraq is being torn apart right now? Maybe he thinks this would be a great vacation choice? What gives him the right to decide that a piece of a war zone be given to the Palestinians? He expects that they would be agreeable and grateful because he fancies himself a great peace maker? Does he know how the indigenous population would react? Can he guarantee the safety of all those affected by his magnanimous gesture? 

I am beyond astonished - even for George- this is truly beyond the pale. 

I was going to make a joke about how George came across pictures of Palestinian children during his nine years of Saturdays stationed as Assistant to the Officer in charge of Courier Services for the Adjunct Commander of Propaganda Operations in the U.S. Naval Land Reserve, Intelligence, St. Louis Fleet, but I thought this would be an insult to all the naval reservists who sacrificed and worked hard to receive and maintain their commission and keep America safe. 

But it strikes me that for all the personal anecdotes George likes to regale us with, I've never heard stories about his time in the Navy apart from the fact that he got out before being promoted to Lieutenant Commander and subsequently missed all the 'fun' his squadron had when they were shipped out to Iraq in Desert Storm.  There's next to no information about his time there in any bios.  I've never heard stories about the hard work he put into his restaurant or race horse farm.  These are all demanding pursuits that should be a golden source of tales of inspirations, observations, challenges, seat-of-your-pants successes and failures, and life-changing revelations for a radio talk-show host.  Is it that our narcissistic George really doesn't like to talk about himself, so he talks about the Twilight Zone and fond memories of, I don't know..., Englebert Humperdinck, or did he really just have precious little involvement in any of his past 'pursuits?'

My analysis is that George really doesn't care about the subjects, guests, or callers on his radio program.  He doesn't really want to be associated with any of it except that he wants to be a famous celebrity, so he tries not to put too much of his actual self into it and we see this fake made-up persona.

[pyewacket]

I was going to make a joke about how George came across pictures of Palestinian children during his nine years of Saturdays stationed as Assistant to the Officer in charge of Courier Services for the Adjunct Commander of Propaganda Operations in the U.S. Naval Land Reserve, Intelligence, St. Louis Fleet, but I thought this would be an insult to all the naval reservists who sacrificed and worked hard to receive and maintain their commission and keep America safe. 

But it strikes me that for all the personal anecdotes George likes to regale us with, I've never heard stories about his time in the Navy apart from the fact that he got out before being promoted to Lieutenant Commander and subsequently missed all the 'fun' his squadron had when they were shipped out to Iraq in Desert Storm.  There's next to no information about his time there in any bios.  I've never heard stories about the hard work he put into his restaurant or race horse farm.  These are all demanding pursuits that should be a golden source of tales of inspirations, observations, challenges, seat-of-your-pants successes and failures, and life-changing revelations for a radio talk-show host.  Is it that our narcissistic George really doesn't like to talk about himself, so he talks about the Twilight Zone and fond memories of, I don't know..., Englebert Humperdinck, or did he really just have precious little involvement in any of his past 'pursuits?'

My analysis is that George really doesn't care about the subjects, guests, or callers on his radio program.  He doesn't really want to be associated with any of it except that he wants to be a famous celebrity, so he tries not to put too much of his actual self into it and we see this fake made-up persona.

I agree! His bio on Wiki is pathetically sparse. He makes a big deal about his past, grand experiences. I would pay to hear George being interviewed by a real investigative reporter.

He offers only tired anecdotes that he repeats ad nauseam. He's very sketchy when he talks about his past and when he talks about family and other relatives. Why? Draw your own conclusions, but I suspect that his version of the past would not stand up to any real scrutiny. I could be wrong- but I'm not the one telling tales. 

[Scully]

Another telling absence of information we get from Jorch is any evidence of world (or even U.S.) travel that he could well afford to do.

While he often brags about how he only takes one week of vacation a year as if it were some kind of virtue, I always think of how boring would any person be who does nothing but go through the same old "workday" he graces us with endlessly.  He talks about how much flying he does, but it's all between Los Angeles and St. Louis (for family reasons) and now to Colorado for his "Beyond Belief" joke t.v. show.  How broadening is any of that? 

My take is that George has absolutely nothing to talk about that would interest the average chimpanzee. 

[Mike.]

Eight minutes into the interview. The question being: what is how long it take for jorch to bring up the "Carrington Event?"

Anyone else?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Eight minutes into the interview. The question being: what is how long it take for jorch to bring up the "Carrington Event?"

Anyone else?

I'm not willing to take that bet.

From the C2C website:

Protecting the Grid
Mon 07-21

Retired policy analyst for the Department of Defense for 23 years, and now currently writing political and policy analysis for World Net Daily, Michael Maloof, will weigh-in on George Noory's campaign to protect the grid from an EMP attack, which could cripple everything from daily routines to national defense. He'll also update us on the escalating situation in the Middle East

I don't know who all was listening last time George was talking about this but he was going on about how he was working with a politician to get this done (upgrading the grid against EMP or a solar flare) and would not rest until it was completed.  At one point he told the guest, William Forstchen (according to C2C archives), something like 'someday you'll be famous when we have a Carrington-like event and you've protected the grid.'  Maybe it was just my bias but I'm sure he was inferring 'someday I'll be famous for advocating this and making it happen.'  When the guest said 'I hope I never have to be famous' there was silence and I could almost remote view George's head sink down into his chest. 

I think George really wants to be famous for saving the World, even if it means something terrible has to happen first.  Now he wants to solve the Palestinian situation too as pyewacket and NoMoreNoory pointed out.

[pyewacket]

Eight minutes into the interview. The question being: what is how long it take for jorch to bring up the "Carrington Event?"

Anyone else?

Yes, Mike- he is that predictable. I used to enjoy so many of the topics on the old C2C show when Art was hosting. I gave George a chance when he was gifted with this plum position. At first, he seemed OK- not great, but OK. Then, as the years went by, it became obvious that he really had nothing to offer as a host.

I got tired of the topics, guests, and callers. I thought it was because I got bored with it all, but that wasn't the case. When I listened to other shows with an engaged host, it rekindled my interest. I enjoyed the exchange of information between host and guest that only comes with a skilled host.

I started to hate C2C shows on UFOs and Ancient Astronauts because of George and his same old shtick with Hoagland and Sitchin (sp?). I refused to watch any shows on The History Channel that had George on as an "expert" commentator. When SyFy ran the moon landing show last night, http://www.openminds.tv/syfy-documentary-reveal-truth-aliens-on-the-moon/28793, I left it on. I enjoyed it- not sure if we'll ever know the truth, but it was a pleasure not having George blurt out "Sumthin's happenin!!!". Unless his mug popped up when I was absent from the room- it was Noory free!   

[expat]

I reviewed that horrible travesty of a TV documentary on my blog.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/07/new-inductees-to-emoluments-of-mars.html

[pyewacket]

I reviewed that horrible travesty of a TV documentary on my blog.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/07/new-inductees-to-emoluments-of-mars.html

Thanks for posting your link- well done and very interesting. I didn't mean to imply that I believed what they presented in their documentary- just that I had a bit of fun watching it- Noory free.

[ItsOver]

Jorch finally realized if we had a Carrington-type event, we wouldn't be able to listen to him.  I'm pulling for you Sun.

[ZHero]

I'm not willing to take that bet.

From the C2C website:

Protecting the Grid
Mon 07-21

Retired policy analyst for the Department of Defense for 23 years, and now currently writing political and policy analysis for World Net Daily, Michael Maloof, will weigh-in on George Noory's campaign to protect the grid from an EMP attack, which could cripple everything from daily routines to national defense. He'll also update us on the escalating situation in the Middle East

I don't know who all was listening last time George was talking about this but he was going on about how he was working with a politician to get this done (upgrading the grid against EMP or a solar flare) and would not rest until it was completed.  At one point he told the guest, William Forstchen (according to C2C archives), something like 'someday you'll be famous when we have a Carrington-like event and you've protected the grid.'  Maybe it was just my bias but I'm sure he was inferring 'someday I'll be famous for advocating this and making it happen.'  When the guest said 'I hope I never have to be famous' there was silence and I could almost remote view George's head sink down into his chest. 

I think George really wants to be famous for saving the World, even if it means something terrible has to happen first.  Now he wants to solve the Palestinian situation too as pyewacket and NoMoreNoory pointed out.

"George Noory's campaign to protect the grid from an EMP attack". WTF?  Who the F*** does
Nooron think he is?  The Lone Ranger?  Tommy as Tonto?
    The only good thing about the grid going down is we wouldn't have to listen this arrogant ignorant ass anymore.  Karma is coming for you GN. And Karma is a bitch.

GNS!

[NoMoreNoory]

I had meant to post about this the other night, the last time he was talking about 'protecting the grid'. He got very excited suddenly, and kind of announced that this was going to be a C2C campaign. Joorch declared to his guest that it would get them on what he called 'the cable news networks' and also promised that it would directly impact the 2016 Presidential campaigns.
You could see him already holding the awards aloft - probably including the Congressional Medal Of Honour - in his mind's eye. George Noory: The Man Who Saved America.
I'm surprised he's back with it so soon, but it'll be fun for us all to watch this latest Walter Mitty fantasy unfold and unravel.