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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

albrecht

Quote from: wr250 on July 15, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
its wild turkee that jorch washes his pizza rolls down with.
George told second guest Jeffrey Mishlove that he remotes views frequently. And "it gets better with practice." Mishlove didn't seem too impressed with George's claims of being a remote viewer though. I think I need to go buy a bottle of Wild Turkey and contemplate George being a remote viewer. Why hasn't he mentioned this before when he has Ed Dames on, for example? And why no updated information on Flight 370 considering his new skill and obsession with it?

wr250

Quote from: albrecht on July 15, 2014, 01:56:15 PM
George told second guest Jeffrey Mishlove that he remotes views frequently. And "it gets better with practice." Mishlove didn't seem too impressed with George's claims of being a remote viewer though. I think I need to go buy a bottle of Wild Turkey and contemplate George being a remote viewer. Why hasn't he mentioned this before when he has Ed Dames on, for example? And why no updated information on Flight 370 considering his new skill and obsession with it?

the only things he remote views is :
1. is the 7-11 out of turkee sammiches
2. how hot the pizza roles are


smitty9999

I just heard the famous "Bill from West Hartford Connecticut" call into the show.  I entered his name into Google +coast to coast and I found his online dating profile
http://www.pof.com/member3127407.htm

albrecht

Quote from: smitty9999 on July 15, 2014, 07:31:08 PM
I just heard the famous "Bill from West Hartford Connecticut" call into the show.  I entered his name into Google +coast to coast and I found his online dating profile
http://www.pof.com/member3127407.htm
http://m.youtube.com/user/radioatheist
His youtube channel description is funny.
I always wondered about the guy who used to call in to Art (n I think George) "Will from Madison WTDY" who always had theories about Jews, banks, financial derivatives, and at some point some a rambling theory about Finnish people.
-GNS

zeebo

Who is this dingbat?  She just said Carl Sagan believed we'd already been visited by aliens because he wrote Contact.   That was a work of speculative science fiction, about something that could theoretically happen in the future, and what it might mean for humanity. 

And of course Noory doesn't even do any pushback on that.  He just accepts it as truth and then segues into some cheesy doo-wap crap at the bumper.   Aaaarrrrggh!

Listening to the contact night open lines, old Art bell show.

its funny Listeners are begging Art to comeback. People are bringing up Noory, asking Art to keep him more on point.

yumyumtree

The caller just described himself as a board-certified physician. Does anybody think he really is?

George Drooly

Art Bell, many years ago: "He gets it."

George Noory, tonight's show: "I just don't get it!"

zeebo

This conversation is one of the more jarring and disjointed ones I've heard for awhile.  Poor Noory is resorting to his old comfort questions like "I don't get the Big Bang, can you explain it?" and blanket statements like "That picture Hubble took was great" and "I think most of these questions we'll just never get the answers to." 

<insert favorite facepalm pic here>

zeebo

Oh god, Jorch talking about Einstein and the hypothetical computer again.

zeebo

Hey Morgus whatcha think - will Bill the AAA from W. Hartford get on again, for back-to-back nights?   ::)

BattyBrooke

Quote from: zeebo on July 15, 2014, 10:30:40 PM
Who is this dingbat?

She is not a dingbat. She is a smug uppety know-it-all dingbat.

zeebo

Oh dear god, JP Warren says George is "the spokesperson for all of us on planet Earth searching for E.T." so he wants to transmit a 1-minute radio message from George into space towards the direction of the Wow Signal.

I mean if any aliens hear the guy blathering across the light years they're just gonna be annoyed at us.  Or think we're an evolutionary dead end and just blast our planet for resources.

Morgus

Final hour guest Joshua P Warren is brown-nosing Noory again right now.
He just said Noory is one of the most educated people in the world... :o

WOTR

Quote from: zeebo on July 16, 2014, 01:31:10 AM
Oh dear god, JP Warren says George is "the spokesperson for all of us on planet Earth searching for E.T." so he wants to transmit a 1-minute radio message from George into space towards the direction of the Wow Signal.

I mean if any aliens hear the guy blathering across the light years they're just gonna be annoyed at us.  Or think we're an evolutionary dead end and just blast our planet for resources.
Thank-you.  I was seasoning my new Yixing tea pot and suddenly P. Warren starts kissing Jorch's ass like I have never heard before.  I came to see if it was documented yet.

In addition to being the spokesman for all of us, Warren feels unworthy to tell George what to say.  He does not know how the mind of somebody who has spent 15 years educating others works and would not presume to tell George what he should say.

It was the most vomit inducing exchange I have heard.  I really need to start turning off my radio in the kitchen so that I stop stumbling across this excrement.  I think I was happier when there was just silence to greet me when I wandered between rooms.
Quote from: Morgus on July 16, 2014, 01:49:49 AM
Final hour guest Joshua P Warren is brown-nosing Noory again right now.
He just said Noory is one of the most educated people in the world... :o
Are you suggesting that your "spokesman" who has spent decades sacrificing in order to educate you is not among the most educated and intellectual (and, being as we have went this far, lets add eloquent) people in the world?

George Drooly

Quote from: zeebo on July 16, 2014, 01:31:10 AM
Oh dear god, JP Warren says George is "the spokesperson for all of us on planet Earth searching for E.T." so he wants to transmit a 1-minute radio message from George into space towards the direction of the Wow Signal.

Meanwhile, on another civilization, light years away, alien scientists are puzzling over a strange transmission they refer to as the DUH Signal.

ItsOver

Quote from: George Drooly on July 16, 2014, 03:32:03 AM
Meanwhile, on another civilization, light years away, alien scientists are puzzling over a strange transmission they refer to as the DUH Signal.
Hahaha.  "No intelligent life there.  Move on."

ItsOver

Quote from: wr250 on July 15, 2014, 12:15:30 PM
its wild turkee that jorch washes his pizza rolls down with.
A big turkey, eating turkey sandwiches, and drinking Wild Turkey.

PerfectTommy

Quote from: zeebo on July 16, 2014, 01:31:10 AMI mean if any aliens hear the guy blathering across the light years they're just gonna be annoyed at us.  Or think we're an evolutionary dead end and just blast our planet for resources.


expat

Quote from: BattyBrooke on July 16, 2014, 12:36:10 AM
She is not a dingbat. She is a smug uppety know-it-all dingbat.

...and George still can't pronounce her name correctly. As for "Carl Sagan wrote Contact to let us know the aliens are already here", that sets a whole new level in the "misunderstanding wot Carl said"game.

Quote from: smitty9999 on July 15, 2014, 07:31:08 PM
I just heard the famous "Bill from West Hartford Connecticut" call into the show.  I entered his name into Google +coast to coast and I found his online dating profile
http://www.pof.com/member3127407.htm

"I have all the recordings, I'd love to play them for you"

That's right folks he records all his talk radio apperances, so he can play them back for girls he meets online.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: Morgus on July 16, 2014, 01:49:49 AM
Final hour guest Joshua P Warren is brown-nosing Noory again right now.
He just said Noory is one of the most educated people in the world... :o


Noory must have been the one who landed the tv gig for all involved...  therefore JPW had to join his kiss ass club which is probably better than being a Coast Insider. More perks. The funny thing about all this is that as you are typing George Noory Syfy into Google hitting the s key brings up George Noory sucks.

albrecht

Quote from: nooryisawesome on July 16, 2014, 06:41:46 AM
"I have all the recordings, I'd love to play them for you"

That's right folks he records all his talk radio apperances, so he can play them back for girls he meets online.
One would think he would post him on his youtube channel to attract girlfriends, but, then again, maybe Clear Channel would sic their lawyers and take-down orders on him. And maybe ban him from calling in?
http://m.youtube.com/user/radioatheist
-GNS

-posted from FEMA Region VI-

Nebraska888

Quote from: zeebo on July 16, 2014, 12:03:12 AM
This conversation is one of the more jarring and disjointed ones I've heard for awhile.  Poor Noory is resorting to his old comfort questions like "I don't get the Big Bang, can you explain it?" and blanket statements like "That picture Hubble took was great" and "I think most of these questions we'll just never get the answers to." 

<insert favorite facepalm pic here>

Last night was ONE BIG CLUSTERF@!$!!!!!!  What in the hell?????  Noory tried out "one of his voices" with Paola Harris in an attempt to look 20 years down the road.  One could tell instantly that Harris was embarrassed for him.  The second guest was brilliant and Noory simply could not generate questions.  Apparently, he ran out of index cards.  It was so cringe inducing I ALMOST felt sorry for him.  So, he continues with Fanthrope.....oops.......Fanthrope must have been too tired........he continues with Joshua P. Warren.  I don't know if it was just me, but Warren sounded irritated with Noory several times in the interview.  Maybe Josh is SEEING THE LIGHT ....... or the lack thereof in Noory's "dim bulb" of a brain.

God help us.

Dateline

This is not necessarily a jab at Noory, but Coast and the exchange I read between Joshua P. Warren and Noory epitomize the problem with our society in general this day.  As our machines become smarter, we as a species become dumber.  Really.

To compensate for the increased lack of deep thought among the average Coast listener, Noory has had to "dumb" Coast down, thus the stupid questions, increase in face palms and so forth.  This becomes the new intelligence status quo for Coast.  The intelligence and IQ bar is lowered anyway.  Then, to have all of the guest come on and praise this level of dumbing down just supports that stupidity.  "You are great, Sir, this could be any host, or maybe You are so smart and ask such informative questions."  That praise is for the dumbed downed version.  Any person who works in the field has work they want to promote, and thus you have the never-ending ass-kissing for a stupid dumbed presentation.  The author, researcher or psychic is feeding into the downward spiral of knowledge just to get the massive amount of publicity that Coast brings.

The host, whoever it may be, keeps that dumbed-down level of presentation, or even as the society loses further intelligence due to excessive reliance on smart phones, tablets, and so forth brings down the smartness level of the show even further.  It is a never ending spiral.  It is sad, but promoted and must be profitable to Premiere. 

That is my sick analysis of what is going on with the show and one of the reasons that certain factions of the Coast audience are consistently intellectually dissatisfied.  It is not just a Coast problem, it is a societal one.  Coast is just a mirror of society going stupid.

Nebraska888

Quote from: Dateline on July 16, 2014, 08:44:02 AM
This is not necessarily a jab at Noory, but Coast and the exchange I read between Joshua P. Warren and Noory epitomize the problem with our society in general this day.  As our machines become smarter, we as a species become dumber.  Really.

To compensate for the increased lack of deep thought among the average Coast listener, Noory has had to "dumb" Coast down, thus the stupid questions, increase in face palms and so forth.  This becomes the new intelligence status quo for Coast.  The intelligence and IQ bar is lowered anyway.  Then, to have all of the guest come on and praise this level of dumbing down just supports that stupidity.  "You are great, Sir, this could be any host, or maybe You are so smart and ask such informative questions."  That praise is for the dumbed downed version.  Any person who works in the field has work they want to promote, and thus you have the never-ending ass-kissing for a stupid dumbed presentation.  The author, researcher or psychic is feeding into the downward spiral of knowledge just to get the massive amount of publicity that Coast brings.

The host, whoever it may be, keeps that dumbed-down level of presentation, or even as the society loses further intelligence due to excessive reliance on smart phones, tablets, and so forth brings down the smartness level of the show even further.  It is a never ending spiral.  It is sad, but promoted and must be profitable to Premiere. 

That is my sick analysis of what is going on with the show and one of the reasons that certain factions of the Coast audience are consistently intellectually dissatisfied.  It is not just a Coast problem, it is a societal one.  Coast is just a mirror of society going stupid.

You make some very valid points!  I agree and I am sad to say that I do.  When more people can recognize a picture of Kim Kardashian
than of Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, or John Boehner........we're in deep doo doo.

albrecht

Quote from: Nebraska888 on July 16, 2014, 10:02:36 AM
You make some very valid points!  I agree and I am sad to say that I do.  When more people can recognize a picture of Kim Kardashian
than of Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, or John Boehner........we're in deep doo doo.
Though I wonder, on an intellectual and moral level, how much of our politicians are on a similar par with the Kardashians. How many people are ignoring both Hollywood and Washington, D.C. because it is mainly vapid, immoral, uneducated, self-aggrandizing, manipulating narcissists.

ps: I think the "cocktail physicist" lady doesn't think much of George's questions and comments. She, basically, ignored his comment "wow, our listeners sound like they all have Ph'Ds!"
-GNS

-posted from FEMA Region VI-

AvDaBr

My takeaway from the Warren_Noory conversation last night.... Bad George is too lazy to compose even a ONE-MINUTE message to the ETs.  He'll let the callers submit messages, and "condense" them.   ;D

b_dubb

I heard the last 30 minutes.  Did Warren say George was the most educated man on Earth?  What an obsequious turd!

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