George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[b_dubb]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

[wr250]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

and the proof is ...
major ed  dames

[PB the Deplorable]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

But George was a loo tenant

[pyewacket]

George can barely eat two hotdogs.  Thanks for sharing that with us George.

Ain't he the dainty flower!

Stuff like that is what keeps you out of the man cave, George!

Kobayashi vs. Mike Grant in hot dog eating contest

[expat]

Noory to Ed Dames: "You're a straight shooter, Ed."

I think that tells us all we need to know about George's judgement.

[ItsOver]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

I heard a radio exec said Dave Noory is basically useless.

[bottomfeederareus]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

Was Ed Dames a prior enlisted member? if so that could explain that he retired as a Major.

[MyEye]

Several retired military have told me that for someone to retire as a major is a pretty clear indicator that someone is basically useless.

Noory proudly proclaims himself as a "Full Lieutenant" when he "retired" from the Navy.  That rank would be a Captain in the Army, Air Force, and Marines.  A Captain in the Navy/Coast Guard would be a Colonel in the other services.  Noory can only wish he was a Captain in the Navy.

Some time ago, I remember Noory  saying he wished he stayed in longer in the Reserves so he could be promoted and could call himself Commander.

Noory's draft number was called up, check his birthday and the SSS.gov website to confirm.  Did Noory serve during the Vietnam War era?  By his own words, he just so happened to "retire" before his unit was sent to the Mid-East.  What a "lucky" guy.

He did mention his MOS some time ago.  I don't remember the number now but I looked it up and thought the position as a  public relations officer.

So exactly between what years did George Noory serve in the U.S. Navy?

Why is Dr. Morgus's Wikipedia entry longer than Noory's??

 

[b_dubb]

Noory was in the Naval Reserves I believe

[Lorne Malvo]

Ouch, yet another Noory Secret Door show tonight.
How many is that so far, 15?
Noory trying to guess a different guest's identity each half hour while they disguise their voice...

The woman (name?) had an irritating squeak at the end of her sentences. The man (name?) had the nerve to brag his voice disguise was comparable to Mel Blanc's. Snoory said he already knew the third one was Ed Dames since he (Snoory) is a remote viewer. If knee surgery pain was not keeping me awake, I may have missed this great example of suckageness.

[albrecht]

Gott im Himmel! That segment in which George imitates a dolphin and then shows Tommy how he can make a sound like a dripping faucet. Amazingly bad radio. Why wouldn't that "Secret Door" just remain unopened?

[Nebraska888]

Gott im Himmel! That segment in which George imitates a dolphin and then shows Tommy how he can make a sound like a dripping faucet. Amazingly bad radio. Why wouldn't that "Secret Door" just remain unopened?

Absolutely.........lock the Secret Door and THROW AWAY THE KEY.

[EBE123]

Just listened to the July 3rd show and heard Jeff in Culver City again. lol wow

[michio]

haha Noory mixed up Ethel Merman and Kate Smith singing that last bumper music. And he has played these same songs on these holidays every year too...

Take it easy on him, Morgus. sNoory has "Allheimer's."

[pate]

Dave wasn't even on tonight, but the local station apparently has spooled over to some sort of toomeric type healthomercial instead of the usual Garden Show with the awful flute (skin-flute?) intro music, I guess because of the 4th of July weekend or something...  I woke up way too late to switch the station to the Lawrence Welk re-union channel like I usually listen to on weekends, as it helps me sleep, NOT for nostalgia...

ANYHOW,

FU sNoorge, you ruin everything even when you aren't directly involved.

fNoord, you suck.

[HorrorReporter]

Anyone notice the whole George "if the weekend hosts don't want to work on a holiday I will find another weekend host" comment Friday night?
tension???
Knapp may want to spend the weekend with his attractive wife and have wine.
Schrader may want to spend the weekend with his 1231234234 children.
Art wants to do his own show.
Ian wants to go to school..
Lisa Garr wants to do a new age seance..
BUT
George won't ever do a Saturday night.

[pate]

That picture reminded me of Stephen Hawking for some reason...  sNooge, seriously, don't try to do a sound board of Stephen Hawking on your 'shew' no one will believe it (it'd be beyond beeleef!).  You're too stupid to come up with the sort of Hawking conversation shut-downs that you truly deserve, and would be incapable of recovering short of a "oh we lost Steve, must be the NSA & satelites...  I saw a movie that had a satellite in it.  Armageddon, Mr. Willis is a good friend of mine, but I don't have his number, so open lines!"

Here's a thinly veiled old shew that you chumps can try to call into...

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No idea why, but I wanted to share this:

Rainbow Stew - Merle Haggard

George Noory Sucks

[HorrorReporter]

That picture reminded me of Stephen Hawking for some reason...  sNooge, seriously, don't try to do a sound board of Stephen Hawking on your 'shew' no one will believe it (it'd be beyond beeleef!).  You're too stupid to come up with the sort of Hawking conversation shut-downs that you truly deserve, and would be incapable of recovering short of a "oh we lost Steve, must be the NSA & satelites...  I saw a movie that had a satellite in it.  Armageddon, Mr. Willis is a good friend of mine, but I don't have his number, so open lines!"

Here's a thinly veiled old shew that you chumps can try to call into...

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No idea why, but I wanted to share this:

Rainbow Stew - Merle Haggard

George Noory Sucks

You make me laugh.
Plus I played the song twice..

[pate]

Now I feel bad that a world renown physicist will be included in a 'norry sux' google search...  I apologize to you Steve Hawk! 

Steve, just know this:

sJoron sx!

Or GNS!

[HorrorReporter]

Now I feel bad that a world renown physicist will be included in a 'norry sux' google search...  I apologize to you Steve Hawk! 

Steve, just know this:

sJoron sx!

Or GNS!

It was just a a matter of time before he was mentioned.

[pate]

Now he's up there with Hitler to try to kill this thread...

I am all about Steve being a Commie and all, but still he's not a Nooron!

Politics aside (and past comments aside) being stupid doesn't make you Communist, it just makes yu stooped... {thanks autocorrect, I accept that! } Being smart doesn't make you Commie either.

I am not sure what makes fNoord stupid, maybe he's stupid?  Root causes don't matter much when outcomes cannot be changed...

Noory sux, even if he is a Neo-con or paleo-Con.  He's not smart enough to be a con...  Bwahaha

Edit: Nobody is fooled by his con...

[UFQuack]

I am not sure what makes fNoord stupid, maybe he's stupid?  Root causes don't matter much when outcomes cannot be changed...

Shit! Isn't that the sad truth?

We live in a society that denies the hard realities. Stupid? You can improve your mind by applying a little extra effort that consequently you never had to begin with. Fat? You can have the body you want. Ugly? Everybody is beautiful in their own right. Can't meet the right person in a relationship? There's someone out there for you! You just gotta keep looking!--and your not finding a partner is not at all related to the fact that you might be ugly, fat or stupid. Because the answer lies in all of what you BELIEVE, but you gotta have 100% BELIEF! If you have even 1% or even < 1% doubt, you will turn out every bit the failure that you are. Sometimes you have to put in 110% BELIEF, this is known as going BEYOND BELIEF! That's what Noory does! But you see that's why he's still hosting a national radio show!!! He uses the fact that he's still the host as proof that the Law of Attraction works! It is The Secret! The secret to his success and "The Secret Door"! The only problem is that in reality he is still very stupid. But see that only helps his success because you gotta be a dumbass to BELIEVE, the dumber you are in this world, the more success you can achieve!

[pyewacket]

I am not sure what makes fNoord stupid, maybe he's stupid?  Root causes don't matter much when outcomes cannot be changed...

Edit: Nobody is fooled by his con...

I believe George becoming the replacement host for Art is an example of The Peter Principle.

A theory in which a candidate is selected for a position based on their abilities in their current role rather than what is needed for the intended role.

Raymond Hull and Laurence J. Peter wrote a book called The Peter Principle: Why Things Always Go Wrong. The authors suggest that people will tend to be promoted until they reach their "position of incompetence".

This certainly seems to apply.

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/peter-principle.asp

[Beyond Bleef]

Vast pits of boiling suckage are waiting for anyone who listens to Coast to Coast tonight.

http://www.vincentgenna.com/

Tommy:  George, repeat after me.  I am good enough.  I am smart enough.  And, doggone it, people like me.

George:  People who like me are smart enough and doggone it they are good enough for me.

Tommy:  No, try again.   I am good enough.  I am smart enough.  And, doggone it, people like me.

George:  I am good enough and, doggone it, people are smart enough to like me.

Tommy:  No.  I am good enough.  I am smart enough.  And, doggone it, people like me.

George:  People are like me.  And, doggone it, people who like me are smart enough for me.

Tommy:  One more time.  I am good enough.  I am smart enough.  And doggone it, people like me.

George:  You want a pizza roll?

Tommy:  No.

George: Turkey sammich?

[WOTR]

Vast pits of boiling suckage are waiting for anyone who listens to Coast to Coast tonight.

I want to hear the intro tonight done by Ross Mitchell. "Premiere radio networks is proud to present Sunday's suckage supreme show hosted by the sultan of suck himself.... Dave Noory.  To reach Dave, dial 1-800..."

I really think he ought to start referring to himself as the sultan of suck.  Such a descriptive (and accurate) title.

[narcissist noory]

Shit! Isn't that the sad truth?

We live in a society that denies the hard realities. Stupid? You can improve your mind by applying a little extra effort that consequently you never had to begin with. Fat? You can have the body you want. Ugly? Everybody is beautiful in their own right. Can't meet the right person in a relationship? There's someone out there for you! You just gotta keep looking!--and your not finding a partner is not at all related to the fact that you might be ugly, fat or stupid. Because the answer lies in all of what you BELIEVE, but you gotta have 100% BELIEF! If you have even 1% or even < 1% doubt, you will turn out every bit the failure that you are. Sometimes you have to put in 110% BELIEF, this is known as going BEYOND BELIEF! That's what Noory does! But you see that's why he's still hosting a national radio show!!! He uses the fact that he's still the host as proof that the Law of Attraction works! It is The Secret! The secret to his success and "The Secret Door"! The only problem is that in reality he is still very stupid. But see that only helps his success because you gotta be a dumbass to BELIEVE, the dumber you are in this world, the more success you can achieve!

..just in case anyone missed it the first time

[yumyumtree]

"Scooping out a photography location?"

[yumyumtree]

I've decided we'll all be happier if we just tell ourselves that George speaks his own dialect.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Scooping out a photography location?"

There was that tell-tale moment's hesitation before he said 'scooping'. Obviously he had come to the word 'scoping' and wasn't quite sure about it, decided it must be 'scooping' and proceeded accordingly. Proof once again that he tries to cold read his 'copy' and that his claims of hours of preparation is just another Noory lie.
Bad Dave.

[Immy]

"Scooping out a photography location?"

LOL

I have a two minute delay between my local broadcast and the KFI online stream so I tuned in to make sure I heard that. It sounded like a cold reading (shocker!). Can't be bothered including that in his 8-hour nap prep.