George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Designx]

I haven't tuned in for a week-night  C2C show for a while but did so last night at the opening of the show. 

Did I hear Noory report that  "the Dow rallying past seventeen thousand DOLLARS"?

The Dow closed at over 17,000 POINTS. 

George Noory credibility ... Zero

He's done the "dollars" comment before with the stock market. He's such a dumbass.

[NoMoreNoory]

1600 pages of documented suckery in just over 6 years. Congrats, MV and everyone. What is that? About 250 pages a year devoted to one man's downright incompetence and imbecility. How does he sleep in his sleep number bed set to 90 knowing that?
At this rate the pages of George Noory's Suckage will catch up with the years Anno Domini in about two years!

[b_dubb]

http://youtu.be/nauLgZISozs

If George only had a brain

sigh

[PB the Deplorable]

...  a kitten that they were waterboarding or something...

You have dreams similar to George's

[zeebo]

SUCKAGE ALERT

Sunday night's show may hit an all-time low for suckage....

Damn everyone was worried about the Large Hadron Collider creating a black hole that would suck in the earth ... what about the Huge Noory Sinkhole created by such unprecedented suckage?

[Rico999]

This is one of the many, many, many, things I find odd about the man. How hard is it for a college educated, seasoned editor to simply state, " a cousin on my mother's side of the family.... or my mother's (fill in the blank)" ? I'm no expert on genealogy, but this sounds too evasive of a reference and could sound like he's making it up. For crying out loud! If you have a relative die in a tragic event like that- wouldn't you know their name and just how you were related? "Mother's marriage through her sister?" What the hell does that mean? Mother's sibling or sister-in-law? Sister or sister-in-law's child? I'm no expert but "Cousins" have an established system to describe exact relationships. Not that hard to chart out- if you have a list of common ancestors.   

I used to work in research and this sloppy treatment of information exasperates me. Sorry. Rant over. Proceed with GNS!!!!

This pretty much tells you all you need to know about George.  It also tells you a whole lot about local TV news where George was an "Emmy award winning" editor.  I wonder if he ever sat in as an anchor?  God, it'd be worth it to watch this moron try to read the news on camera, live..

[fotd]

George can barely eat two hotdogs.  Thanks for sharing that with us George.

[zeebo]

I don't think I've ever actually listened to one of these Secret Door shows, or if I have my traumatized brain must have repressed the memory.  It's truly bad, like some cheesy 50's variety show.  Blech!

[pate]

You have dreams similar to George's

You sir, have insulted me.  Pistols at dawn.

George sucks...

[Morgus]

Ouch, yet another Noory Secret Door show tonight.
How many is that so far, 15?
Noory trying to guess a different guest's identity each half hour while they disguise their voice...

[fotd]

Did he really just ask this?

"Is it an evil hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

Please tell me I misheard that.  Also, is this woman saying Slenderman is real?

[Morgus]

Now Noory is playing old Frank Sinatra bumper music again.

[michio]

During last night's show, between 3:15-3:20 mark I'd say, I swear I heard one of the testimonial people from the D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E commercial calling in, or it was her voice doppelganger.  Could she be one of the paid voice actors that Jorch pays to be 'callers' on his show?

It sounded like the annoying chick that recites the website d-I-n-o-etc-dot-com then her dog barks.  I think somewhere else in the commercial she babbles breathlessly about her dog jumping around or something...

Is this just me or did anyone else pick up on that?

Woke me up from blissful slumber it was so annoying, I even wrote it down so I could share with the class.

George Noory Sucks

I know what you're getting at. There's a "comedy" audio the sNooron likes to play every so often, where the guy is sitting in his vehicle (I think) watching a lady hitting some guy, as the guy in the vehicle laughs hysterically while he watches. There's a guy that calls into the show on occasion who has a voice similar to the one on the comedy track. Is that one the same as the other? Only a voice-print analysis expert might know for sure. I wouldn't put it past the 'host of disrepute' to do something underhanded like this and play games with the listeners.

[ItsOver]

George can barely eat two hotdogs.  Thanks for sharing that with us George.

Apparently Jorch handles hot dogs better than pizza rolls. He told us last year he prefers "Chicago all beef dogs.  Thuh best!" :

[WildCard]

"Is it an evil hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

-George Noory Sucking

I'm gonna start asking people that. I need to know.

Edit: Computers are stupid! Stupid computer!

[narcissist noory]

We're just about to turn over to 1600 pages of GNS! Congratulations (?) and a Happy Independence Day! Wish we were independent of Noory on c2c!

lets not forget the fast approaching 3 million views!
george  your dislexia isn't an excuse for all the narcissistic and sociopathic bullshit that spews forth on every show

[zeebo]

Now Noory is playing old Frank Sinatra bumper music again.

There's gotta be some patriotic music that isn't this old-timey radio stuff.  Maybe could rock some Born in the USA, or Philadelphia Freedom, etc. 

[SnapT]

Did he really just ask this?

"Is it an evil hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

Please tell me I misheard that.  Also, is this woman saying Slenderman is real?

I believe you misheard it, unfortunately.  I heard "Is it an Abe Lincoln hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

[Morgus]

Finally this half-hour's secret door guest is a name I recognize unlike the previous two.
Its Major Ed "Dr. Doom" Dames...

[Morgus]

Tonight, Major Dames keep calling Noory "sir" but as a Major, Dames outranks Noory's Navy Lt rank...

[zeebo]

I believe you misheard it, unfortunately.  I heard "Is it an Abe Lincoln hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

Of course that makes alot more sense, since those are the only two kinds of hats that exist on Earth.  Noory's a genius at this 20 questions game.

[George Drooly]

I believe you misheard it, unfortunately.  I heard "Is it an Abe Lincoln hat or a hat like Frank Sinatra wears?"

The only hat George is familiar with is a dunce cap

[UFQuack]

I know what you're getting at. There's a "comedy" audio the sNooron likes to play every so often, where the guy is sitting in his vehicle (I think) watching a lady hitting some guy, as the guy in the vehicle laughs hysterically while he watches.

http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp

But for what it's worth...probably not much...I think it was Art Bell who played it first.

[UFQuack]

Noory is off talking about his Thanksgiving, Christmas holiday schedule in July again, uh brother!

Compelling radio.

Before that he was talking about how to splice audio tape with a razor blade, and told us for the umpteenth time how he lost his original interviews with Stanton Friedman and that someday he might find them wherever they are.

Absolutely riveting.

He did mention that Stanton Friedman had two stents put in. He's gone from Stanton to Stinton (no just kidding, Noory didn't say that)

Consequently Stanton with his stents will also be doing a stint on Coast soon so be sure to hear that.

[narcissist noory]

tommeee just came sideways at snoorge and it rattled him good bahahajaaaa 
eat a dick goorgy everyone hates yuuuu

[Morgus]

haha Noory mixed up Ethel Merman and Kate Smith singing that last bumper music. And he has played these same songs on these holidays every year too...

[Morgus]

Noory told a caller there is a boy named John Titor out there.
But that was only a fake name used for posting on the old Art Bell message board back in 2000.
So the boy version of the time traveler would have some other unknown name, that's why you can't find him Noory!

[wr250]

no ufophil tonight. we got Neil diamond instead.

[George Drooly]

Did any uh you guyz know George wuz inna Navy?

[WOTR]

I ended up hearing 5 minutes and was laughing so hard by the end I wondered why I do not listen more often.  george was talking about people who would not "make it"" today.  Singers, comedians etc...

Anyhow, he starts talking about an old game show with a "rinkey dink" set and a cheap wood desk.  My mind goes to the clip of "beeond belif" that was posted here showing a cardboard cut out of a desk and the cheapest backdrop ever.  I forget if I had thought they spent $5 on it or hauled it out of a dumpster when I viewed it.  By the time he brought up cue cards I was almost out of breath from laughter and ended up doubled over with tears in my eyes before I caught my breath again.

While Jorch had just said that networks would not hire comedians over 60 to do shows he provided proof that they do...