George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Immy]

"The questions I sent Lisa..."

Did anyone else catch Quayle saying that about 15 mins ago?

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

[NoMoreNoory]

Savour this beauty. Verbatim.

Joorch: I'm beginning to sense that something's gonna happen within...er...i...i...i...it just...everything out there just seems to be pinpointed toward something that is going to happen, I mean I can feel it. Do you?
Quayle: Oh, absolutely.

[Morgus]

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

We've known that for years.
Art Bell revealed back when he was guest hosting, that the producers would send him a list of questions from the guest in advance - but he said he refused to use any of them, unlike Noory...

[George49]

Noory's topic tonite sucks so bad. This is the best he can come up with at this point?

[pate]

I defense of the guests, I don't think that many of them had the odd portal theory thing that sNoron fixates on...

edit: I just heard "UNBEELIFABLE!"  ...  Time to make a fresh drink...

[yumyumtree]

"The questions I sent Lisa..."

Did anyone else catch Quayle saying that about 15 mins ago?

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

I didnt catch it. But it doesn't surprise me. It probably depends on the guest. And C to C probably isn't the only show where this happens.

[Morgus]

Tonight its all doom&gloom with Noory & Quayle...

[zeebo]

Exactly right! He just talks and talks and talks and talks and barely takes a pause for breath, piling wild allegation on baseless assertion, with just an occasional 'Mmm-hmmm' (I'm still here) from Joorch and after a while your brain freezes over and you realise he's still talking and you haven't taken in a word of it. Coast To Coast AM Syndrome.

Yeah what a blowhard, I was waiting for Quayle to cue some thunder & lightning effects in the background to go with his ranting.

[Juan Cena]

That must have been humiliating for the guest.  To be so incompetent and useless that the worst talk show host in the history of radio finds you unacceptable.  That's like a skunk accusing you of smelling bad.  Or a man in a coma telling you you're boring.

I blame it on poor booking. Thornhill is a quack "physicist" with ideas that don't hold water. Here's a debunking of electric universe "theory"

http://neutrinodreaming.blogspot.com/2011/09/electric-universe-theory-debunked.html

It sounds like Michio Kaku wasn't available, and neither were probably the next 10 guests with a more "solid" foot in actual physics weren't available.

Sadly, that probably included RCH. Which tells you how far Tommy had to scrape the barrel that night.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I find it hard to believe the second guest sent George these questions he is being asked.

The guest (Adam Rutherford) is an evolutionary biologist and specializes on the eye--there is a ton of interesting stuff there on how the eye developed and how life on earth developed.
The type of eye you would need for marine life and terrestrial life is very different (so if we evolved from marine life, there should be some evidence in our eyes that at one time we had "marine eyes). There are only a few types of eyes even though there is massive diversity in the expression of eyes blah blah blah.  But no, tell us another story of your youth you mustached bore.


There is more and the moron is reading off cue cards again.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

What happened to Mr. Billion dollar drug developer? He disappeared.

Well, he developed a billion dollar drug so he can just buy an ad on Coast and get his airtime that way.

[Lorne Malvo]

Exactly right! He just talks and talks and talks and talks and barely takes a pause for breath, piling wild allegation on baseless assertion, with just an occasional 'Mmm-hmmm' (I'm still here) from Joorch and after a while your brain freezes over and you realise he's still talking and you haven't taken in a word of it. Coast To Coast AM Syndrome.

He should win an award for saying the least with the greatest number of words. There was not one complete idea in that jumble.

[Izintit?]

 George sounded a little dumber than usual last night.Maybe he`s putting in less show prep in rebellion for his Hawaiian studio not being ready last month. GNandBeyondBeliefsuckequally

[Izintit?]

He should win an award for saying the least with the greatest number of words. There was not one complete idea in that jumble.

That`s the way Portal Jorch (thank you,IO) likes it! Long-winded indefatigable guests give him more time to explore his bum with his thumb.

[George Drooly]

Quayle is incredible as always. Would you rather have some new age bimbo talking about feeeeelings or some non-doc telling you what to eat like a schoolmarm? The days of good guests were over and done ten years ago -- the best we can hope for now is a guest like Quayle or Hoagland or Dame Edna Dames, all of whom have strong personalities allied to profound delusions and a classic sense of salesmanship and who bulldoze over Noory's asinine "of course"-ing and other somnabulant utterances.

Also, Was I hallucinating or did a caller ask a three part question about a "gay bomb"?!

[PB the Deplorable]

... The days of good guests were over and done ten years ago -- the best we can hope for now is a guest like Quayle or Hoagland or Dame Edna Dames, all of whom have strong personalities allied to profound delusions and a classic sense of salesmanship and who bulldoze over Noory's asinine "of course"-ing and other somnabulant utterances...

My understanding is Ed Dames fled the Ukraine for rural Guinea in West Africa just before the Ebola Virus struck.  There's been no word...

[smitty9999]

"The questions I sent Lisa..."

Did anyone else catch Quayle saying that about 15 mins ago?

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

I caught that one

[expat]

My review of last night's bollocks-athon. Steve Quayle's bit, anyway.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/07/steve-quayle-your-source-for-totally.html

[wr250]

"The questions I sent Lisa..."

Did anyone else catch Quayle saying that about 15 mins ago?

Confirmed: Jorchie's questions are supplied by the guests. Snoory finds a new sub-sub-basement of suckage.

tommy must of mixed up the 3x5's again

[ManiacMatt]

My review of last night's bollocks-athon. Steve Quayle's bit, anyway.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2014/07/steve-quayle-your-source-for-totally.html

Excellent as always!  Thank you for the enjoyable blog.

[pate]

Also, Was I hallucinating or did a caller ask a three part question about a "gay bomb"?!

I seem to recall something similar to that, maybe the same caller, maybe a different one.  What I recall being asked was something about a "homosexual trucking conspiracy" or something at the beginning of his question which then devolved into some other weird stuff, I think Global warming or something.  Sometime in the second hour of Quayle when callers crazy people were allowed to phone in.  I remember being disappointed that Steve didn't address the "homosexual trucking conspiracy" and instead addressed something else.

I feel like I need to know more about the "homosexual trucking conspiracy," thanks Dave, you suck as a host, could've been some real entertainment there...

[kf5iwe]

My understanding is Ed Dames fled the Ukraine for rural Guinea in West Africa just before the Ebola Virus struck.  There's been no word...

A house up the street from me is for sale. I think I saw Ed Dames looking at it, should I move ? :O

[albrecht]

I seem to recall something similar to that, maybe the same caller, maybe a different one.  What I recall being asked was something about a "homosexual trucking conspiracy" or something at the beginning of his question which then devolved into some other weird stuff, I think Global warming or something.  Sometime in the second hour of Quayle when callers crazy people were allowed to phone in.  I remember being disappointed that Steve didn't address the "homosexual trucking conspiracy" and instead addressed something else.

I feel like I need to know more about the "homosexual trucking conspiracy," thanks Dave, you suck as a host, could've been some real entertainment there...

He did. Thought maybe it was a Phil Hendrie skit when "gay trucking" conspiracy was mentioned. Apparently there was some weird deal about a "gay bomb" in addition to all the other crazy stuff with the "psychic driving", lsd, scopalamine, etc. Dont think it was sucessful or used. There is some odd scare in Europe about plastics that are interfering with gender, theory has spread here. Still wish some truckers would call in (prove it like old days by blowing airhorn and respond to this "gay conspiracy" against them. I always questioned about those showers at Love's!! )
-GNS

[coaster]

A house up the street from me is for sale. I think I saw Ed Dames looking at it, should I move ? :O

Ed Dames doesn't go out looking for houses. He remote views them. It really saves on gas.

[Nebraska888]

I caught that one

OHHHH  YESSSSS.......SO DID I!!!!! 

[WOTR]

Ed Dames doesn't go out looking for houses. He remote views them. It really saves on gas.

I love this quote.

[SnapT]

"www dot beyond belief dot CLOM." --George IDIOT Noory

[pate]

Guest is calling the 'shakedown cruise' the 'breakdown cruise'.  I'm surprised our naval veteran navy SEAL navy intel analyst navy Stooge didn't correct him on that, oh yeah it's sNooron, nm...

[HAL 9000]

I wonder if the one-neuron-nooron will ever have guest Stanley Romanek back on to talk about his alien abductions?

From the c2c guest bio:

With one of the most well documented cases of UFO sightings and alien abductions, Stan Romanek has been having UFO sightings since the age of 5. After a UFO encounter in December of 2000, of which he videotaped, his life has been a living nightmare.

Stanley Romanek, "...was arrested Thursday on charges related to the distribution of child pornography." (Feb 2014)

Story: http://tinyurl.com/m39uofb

Original Story: http://tinyurl.com/lzzcvnh

Very Detailed Story: http://tinyurl.com/np5dnxp



Stan in happier times:




Not so happy times:

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch pulled off a metaphysical mind bender last night by declaring that 'it' (You know….it……erm…..all of it……) is 'unravelling and imploding'. How these two things can happen at the same time, he didn't explain.

Not so much with his second guest, Professor Todd Murphy. Coming back from a break, The Nooron quotes the sub-title of the prof's book, Secret Pathways. It is 'The Brain's Role In Religious And Mystic Experiences'. Joorch declared that this fascinates him, because 'just by reading that' (and we know that's as much as he's going to read), you would conclude that without the brain, you don't have religious experiences. At this point, Murphy dragged the conversation back to the unfinished point he was making before the break. Noory allowed him to do this but, undeterred, went at it again.

GN: Let's take the brain out of it. Are you saying we're not going to have that experience?
TM: Without a brain?
GN: Without a brain. Purely consciousness. Something out there.
TM: Well, without a brain, I don't believe we could experience anything at all.
GN: A-ha!

George Noory: uniquely placed to comment on experiencing the world without a brain.