George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Birdie]

Here's mine
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That is one good looking dog! I love the speckly ears. 

As for tonight's guest, it reminds me something from my college days. The school I went to offered Beginning Recorder, which would satisfy the necessary Art/Music/Theatre Appreciation credit. I got an A, lol! Unfortunately, my father, who was bankrolling my education, was not impressed.
All those recorders sounded truly hideous. Good thing that was back when I smoked copious amounts of kind bud, which probably influenced my decision to take that class, now that I think about it. The Art and Music Appreciation material was stuff I had already covered, so I was looking for a new challenge.  :

[Mind Flayer Monk]

And what about Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute?  How does he fit into all of this?

Does he play that pan flute at 432hz?

[ItsOver]

Congratulations! There should be some sort of BellGab achievement badge to display next to the user name of anyone banned from the C2C FB page. That would be awesome.
You are so right- that guest sucked and sucked hard. The 'child molesters aren't ALL bad' talk was pissing me off. And the Bible Study session during the call-in segment was annoying, as well. I miss Art's beautifully ruthless cutting off of guests and callers. I think I miss that the most.
GNS.

There's always the coveted Pizza Roll Medal.  I think this achievement more than qualifies.

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Valdez was the last recipient.  Where is that dude?  I hope all is well.

[UFQuack]

Is Bruce Goldberg the guy who about 3-4 years ago was on C2C with his then teenage son? That was one of the funniest interviews I ever heard on Coast because Dad kept trying to set up junior as some sort of prophet saying he "predicted this" and "saw that" while the kid obviously didn`t really want to be any part of it.Comedy Coast Gold.Does anybody remember that interview? Thanks and remember GNS

Bruce Goldberg is a hypnotherapist with a lot of new agey ideas who among other useless things uses hypnosis to explore past and future lives. But how he manages to hypnotize anyone with his whiny sounding voice is beyond me. I imagine that a hypnosis session with him would be about as effective being hypnotized by Fyvush Finkel.

I think the guy & son team you're thinking of is Paul and Ben Eno the paranormal investigators.

[Nebraska888]

And what about Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute?  How does he fit into all of this?

OMG.....I am dying here!   

[albrecht]

Im still chuckling over some guest positing George's brain having pink elephants in it as some way to prove paranormal, or something.

[zeebo]

...The school I went to offered Beginning Recorder, which would satisfy the necessary Art/Music/Theatre Appreciation credit. ... All those recorders sounded truly hideous.

We were forced to play recorder in elementary school to learn about music.  The cacophony of low-attention span kids blasting away on those cheap plastic noise-tubes almost turned me away from music forever. 

[Jackstar]

Gerald Celente owns. George Noory sucks.

And yet, it does seem like whomever is scripting his cue cards is stepping up her game.

Perhaps someone will ask this guest, who is talking about hemp farming in Colorado, about the effect the massive flooding had on the agriculture there. I mean, George isn't going to ask a question like that, right?

Y'all remember that, right? The guest just mentioned that Colorado went further than Washington law, and legalized commercial production of hemp... and then, the entire state was hit with massive flooding. Like, that really happened.

[WOTR]

Valdez was the last recipient.  Where is that dude?  I hope all is well.

I ws just wondering the same thing.  I kind of miss him and the "official" show recap.  Now it is just people posting a mish mash of mush mouth's greatest hits.

[Jackstar]

"What is hemp clothes look like?"

Turing Test: FAIL

[zeebo]

Shouldn't the hemp guy be the one channeling George Harrison?

[Designx]

I hate when the cue card question pops up after said question was already answered just minutes prior. 

[K4N4DI4N]

 My god, this show is getting more and pathetically comedic and rediculous as the nights pass. There used to be slight substance to some of the subjects on the show. I could be guaranteed a sane, yet sometimes bore me to sleep, conversation on a topic that, to say the least, is more interesting than mainstream talk shows. BUT Jorch is killing it.. or is at least contributing to killing it, by agreeing to continue with these foolish topics and nutjob guests. This dude i heard earlier going on about jesus, and pink elephants etc. That was PAINFUL to endure. Not one thing that guy spewed from his mouth made sense, in any factual, logical way. Every shred of evidence was some crazy imaginary scenario.. "Jesus would have said," "Oh I know there are demons, and I know this because Psalms blah blah blah said so.". Complete insanity, which can only be topped off by a guy who hangs out with george Harrison.. well, at least he picked a cool George to hang out with during his delusional episodes..

[yumyumtree]

IIRC, most was in Things that annoy you.  Others were someplace else.
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OK. Thanks. I guess that's appropriate. I don't spend a lot of time on the Things that Annoy You Thread, because...well, it's too annoying.

[K4N4DI4N]

 This is starting to get homo-erotic ......

[Bmassie]

This has to be one of the most bizarre shows ever just bizarre......

[pate]

Jorch is such an Ouija tease! I think he's planning on putting on of those old burlesque type strip routines but instead of using a round serving tray to hide his parts he's going to use an Ouija board. That and the feathers! And he's going to invite James Van Praagh, Bruce Goldberg, and a few of his regular guests (oddly enough guys only) to join him to for an Ouija board tease-off contest. It will be held at The Nighthawk's famous "cave".

There are some rules though in order to qualify, but the main one is that each contestant has to hold the planchette sensually like a rose between his teeth. The winner will win frozen boxes of pizza treats and be allowed full access to Jorch's personal microwave, they must however eat them immediately while they are hot and will have to pay for their own medical treatment.

Wow, is he still pimping his "TeeVee Shew" or something?  No wonder nobody is watching that, gross...

[Jackstar]

I heard the singing, and almost instantly, flashed back to The Gong Show.



He hits repeat for three weeks, I turn it off.

[K4N4DI4N]

I swear to god he hocks a loogie onto the mic when he says "IHEARTRADIOAPP!" ... pwoooey ... that mic is WETTT...

[WOTR]

BUT Jorch is killing it.. or is at least contributing to killing it, by agreeing to continue with these foolish topics and nutjob guests. This dude i heard earlier going on about jesus, and pink elephants etc.

There is a young guy at work who will use the term "killing it" to refer to "nailing it" or doing it really, really well.  Can I assume from the rest of your post that is not the context you are using it in?

This has to be one of the most bizarre shows ever just bizarre......

You ALMOST convinced me to turn on Coast... One of the most bizarre shows ever for Dave?  That is really saying something and if two more people corroborate your story I will actually find a place to download it.  Georgie at his most bizarre would actually be worth tuning in for.  Is it possible he is high on pizza rolls and HFCS?

[Izintit?]

 Joshua P. must sit by his radio praying that "something happens to the guests phone lines" so he can hop on with George. When the guest said George Harrison helped him write ( via channelling) one of his songs I wondered if there was any possible legal action. George,Fumblegums George,not Harrison,is so lazy that he`d rather let Joshua P. spiel on than do 40 + minutes of open lines with his beloved audience. GNS

[Izintit?]

My god, this show is getting more and pathetically comedic and rediculous as the nights pass. There used to be slight substance to some of the subjects on the show. I could be guaranteed a sane, yet sometimes bore me to sleep, conversation on a topic that, to say the least, is more interesting than mainstream talk shows. BUT Jorch is killing it.. or is at least contributing to killing it, by agreeing to continue with these foolish topics and nutjob guests. This dude i heard earlier going on about jesus, and pink elephants etc. That was PAINFUL to endure. Not one thing that guy spewed from his mouth made sense, in any factual, logical way. Every shred of evidence was some crazy imaginary scenario.. "Jesus would have said," "Oh I know there are demons, and I know this because Psalms blah blah blah said so.". Complete insanity, which can only be topped off by a guy who hangs out with george Harrison.. well, at least he picked a cool George to hang out with during his delusional episodes..

It`s really beginning to look like they troll asylums to find guests.

[yumyumtree]

We were forced to play recorder in elementary school to learn about music.  The cacophony of low-attention span kids blasting away on those cheap plastic noise-tubes almost turned me away from music forever.

I remember those. We didnt have them because I went to a country school but when I was in high school the younger elementary school kids had them.

[yumyumtree]

I should have stayed up for this.
There's something about George Harrison that must attract these people. When he was dying in the hospital, I remember something about one of his doctors exploiting him.

[yumyumtree]

Gilbert Lederman was the name of the doctor. Harrison was in a private Staten Island house, not the hospital.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

I should have stayed up for this.
There's something about George Harrison that must attract these people. When he was dying in the hospital, I remember something about one of his doctors exploiting him.

Fame and money.  People treat celebrities the same way they treat Bigfoot, they want to ride the coat tails and take advantage to get their fifteen minutes, or fifteen bucks.

[Izintit?]

Bruce Goldberg is a hypnotherapist with a lot of new agey ideas who among other useless things uses hypnosis to explore past and future lives. But how he manages to hypnotize anyone with his whiny sounding voice is beyond me. I imagine that a hypnosis session with him would be about as effective being hypnotized by Fyvush Finkel.

I think the guy & son team you're thinking of is Paul and Ben Eno the paranormal investigators.

Paul and Ben Eno...thanks for that! I remember the father pushing the son so much it reminded me of the Swamp  Castle King and Prince Herbert. Thanks again!

[Morgus]

Another guest got dropped early with Noory's favorite excuse "phone line problems"
Strange that Joshua P. Warren or Lionel Fanthorpe are always available at the last minute to step in as a substitute guest for the final hour when Noory dumps somebody...
Too bad its never Noory himself that has these "phone line problems" so he would get dumped instead. 

[Juan]

One of the Taliban just released is named Noori.

[zeebo]

Another guest got dropped early with Noory's favorite excuse "phone line problems"
Strange that Joshua P. Warren or Lionel Fanthorpe are always available at the last minute to step in as a substitute guest for the final hour when Noory dumps somebody...
Too bad its never Noory himself that has these "phone line problems" so he would get dumped instead. 

It's weird when the guest, like last nite says they were on a perfectly good landline and don't know what happened, the line just dropped.  Then they reconnect and George admonishes them that they had a technical problem and they better speak up louder and hope their phone line probems are sorted out.  Then the the line problems continue and George has to throw in the towel on the interview.  If I didn't have complete 100% belief in George's integrity I might think some of that is staged.