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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

valdez

     This Richard Sauder guy was a gem.  First he goes into a long antiwar speech that actually ended with old "what if they had a war and nobody showed up?" routine.  Add to that his truther comments, more whining about those evil Bilderburgs, and how the world religions are just brain washing tools, and all of the callers praising his courage, and George's unwillingness to challenge him, and about the only thing I liked about him was that he had recently been arrested for trespassing on a government facility and spent three months in jail.  I guess he believes this stuff.  I'll give him that.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: valdez on August 12, 2010, 04:15:29 AM
...and about the only thing I liked about him was that he had recently been arrested for trespassing on a government facility and spent three months in jail.  I guess he believes this stuff.  I'll give him that.
if he does believe what he's saying, that would probably separate him from about 90% of c2c's guests.

Pseudonaut

Has anyone else noticed George's bumper music has been getting worse? Like... much worse?

"Toooooom does such a great job with our music. He manages to find soooomething that fits the subject we're discussing....."

(Cue "Red Rubber Ball" for the third time this week.)

Even more chilling was when someone called in last week asking what kind of music George likes, and after the usual Billy Gibbons reference, and some real uninmaginative answers like the Beatles and Elvis, he said "Whitesnake........that's a greeeeat baaaand!" It reminded me of the scene if "Office Space" where the consultant was praising Michael Bolton's music.

ArtBellFan

Has anyone noticed that there are no up coming conferences etc that Noory is invited to, it's blank like him.  Guess people are tired of his meet and greets with nothing to offer but meet and greet. :D

ArtBellFan

Quote from: Pseudonaut on August 11, 2010, 01:46:40 AM
David Wilcock on tonight... I swear this guy is a Steve Quayle clone. What is he TALKING about? There's no rhyme or reason to anything he's saying. It's like a rambling, stream of consciousness spew interspersed with a few "mhms" and "ahhhbsolutely"s.


God, this show gets worse and worse...
Oh sorry I missed it, in fact I have missed every show that Noory has done, keep forgetting to turn on my radio, when Art said "turn your radio off" I guess I took it literally.  Wilcox did an interview with Graham Hancock recently in England, thanks goodness Graham did all the talking, Wilcox was totally out of his element. If you would like to listen to it here is the link.  http://www.grahamhancock/video

starrmtn001

Quote from: ArtBellFan on August 13, 2010, 06:33:42 PM
Has anyone noticed that there are no up coming conferences etc that Noory is invited to, it's blank like him.  Guess people are tired of his meet and greets with nothing to offer but meet and greet. :D


Or it could be because people were expecting a meet and greet and got a meat and teat instead.


???

ArtBellFan

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 13, 2010, 06:47:33 PM
Quote from: ArtBellFan on August 13, 2010, 06:33:42 PM
Has anyone noticed that there are no up coming conferences etc that Noory is invited to, it's blank like him.  Guess people are tired of his meet and greets with nothing to offer but meet and greet. :D


Or it could be because people were expecting a meet and greet and got a meat and teat instead.


???

starr you got that right..how are ya doing?

starrmtn001

Pretty good.  Trying to decide whether to take my laptop with me when I go to California next month to visit with my son and meet his bride-to-be.  Laptop has been feeling it's age lately and I don't want to give it too much excitement all at once lol.

b_dubb

i think C2C just hit a new low.  GN's 'terrorism consultant' just called in to say that if "left unchecked ... Iran will have a nuclear sub off the coast of New York City in a few years"

ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME?!!!!

talk about pushing a pro war agenda.  IRAN + NAVY + SUBMARINE + NUCLEAR = TOTAL FLIPPING BS

someone has to call these fools on their nonsense.  this is crazy

LOL Iran is barely able to assemble a nuclear reactor with foreign advisers in a full sized facility. You're telling me they're going to be able to take that technology, miniaturize it, figure out how to make it the power plant of submarine, and do this all covertly without anyone catching wind of it? Hahaha okay...

C2C is radio for retards... but then again virtually all of American media is aimed at retards these days.

b_dubb

i want to tell all of the conspiracy geeks that they have on their show as 'guests' that when they go on and on about the Illuminati and how we're being manipulated and brainwashed and blah blah blah ... CLEAR CHANNEL IS THE RULING CLASS MOUTHPIECE!!!!

i bet if George wears an Illuminati team jersey during broadcasts.  not that i REALLY believe in the Illuminati.  everyone knows the Illuminati got bought out years ago by WalMart

D'OH!!!!

re: the Iranian Navy ... i'm sure if the Iranian nuclear fleet ... ahem ... if they ever tried to approach our coasts ... i'm imagining one of our subs creeping up behind the Iranian junker ... completely silent ... untiil they're right on top of them ... and then the whole US sub crew simultaneously shouting BOO!!!

i bet that Iranian sub would need to surface and vent atmosphere IMMEDIATELY.  and their ship's laundry would be busy cleaning pants for days

Iranian navy ... too funny

robey1129

OK fans....just when you thought that C2C had reached the bottom equivalent to whatever oozes at the bottom of an outhouse on the Ohio Turnpike.....I heard the final half hour last night (8/13/10) and it defied human explanation as to why anyone would broadcast such horseshit.
My words cannot relay to you what my ears had the unfortunate experience to grasp. This turd has taken one of the most influential, listened to radio programs in the history of the planet and turned it into a freakin' smorgasbord for reprobates.
Let me attempt to provide for you what now, a George Noory Coast to Coast show provides for us all:
-Some idiot who's radio speaker is disconnected but was inspired enough to call in to tell everybody
-A lady who found it pertinent to tell everyone she won $150 playin' bingo ("You won it playing Bingo?", Snoory exclaimed)
-Then came this call (obviously planted) that maybe, and I hope, someone else can explain to us all. It was so bad it interrupted my coitus for the week.
-Then Jizzum Brain ended the show with, you know, that song...the worst song ever recorded in the history of mankind. Yeah...that one!
After 27 some odd years of listening to this show when Art was host, it has been hard for me to swallow this idiot, night after night with short respites on the weekends. Venting at this website has helped me cope, no doubt. But, I really don't think I can take listening any longer, my friends, after what I heard last night. I held out hope long enough.
Snoory is truly the Anti-Christ. And if he isn't...he surely wipes his ass.


valdez

Quote from: b_dubb on August 13, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
Iranian navy ... too funny
There are two navies that I would like to see sunk in one day (and we can do it), the Iranian navy, and the North Korean navy.  Every single last ship.  Gone.  One day.  Call their bluff.  Shut them up.

Quote from: b_dubb on August 13, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
...the Illuminati got bought out years ago by WalMart
I wish.  I dig Walmart.  They could run everything as far as I'm concerned.  Something about those big wide open aisles.

     ...So I'm not really paying too much attention to last nights show when this guy calls and says he's blind, and he just went online this week for the first time in his life, and he was digging it, and his speakers stopped working, and he's trying to fix it, but its hard, because he's blind, and George tells him to make sure they're plugged in, and maybe George might send someone out to fix them, and all this time I'm wondering, how does a blind guy use the internet?  I'm sure everybody who was listening, who had sight, was wondering the same thing.  Do you think George was wondering that?  No. George didn't give a hoot.  Didn't even cross his mind to ask.  Why follow up on something like that?  Play the ufo phil song.  It's over.

Quote from: robey1129 on August 14, 2010, 04:06:13 AM
...I really don't think I can take listening any longer, my friends, after what I heard last night. I held out hope long enough.
Here here.  Where's the escape hatch?  Wait a minute, I'm gonna need a couple of beers for the road.
     

ItsJustKK

Quote from: robey1129 on August 14, 2010, 04:06:13 AM
OK fans....just when you thought that C2C had reached the bottom equivalent to whatever oozes at the bottom of an outhouse on the Ohio Turnpike.....I heard the final half hour last night (8/13/10) and it defied human explanation as to why anyone would broadcast such horseshit. [/i]

Here's what you might have missed. I cannot believe I wasted my time listening to this crap (couldn't sleep). If nothing else, I got a few laughs out of it. ;D

Some woman called in from Massachsetts. Of course, George had to disregard what the call was pertaining to in order to share that his mother was from a town in that state. So he says (paraphrasing here) "So you must be east of Fitchburg." The woman replied something like, "No, I'm west of Fitchburg." So Snoory says, "Oh, the OTHER west." Excuse me? What the hell does THAT mean?  :(

Then it was priceless when some guy called in about an instance where another guy saved his life. He goes on to explain that the guy who saved him was a "furry", which influenced him to become on also. So how does Snoory respond? "Good for you" sort of mumbling because he obviously had no idea what the guy meant by that, followed by his favorite thing to do when he's stymied (which is most of the time), changes the subject to something totally irrelevant. 

In the future when I'm unable to sleep, I will take a sleeping pill instead of listening to Snoory.

I didn't get the blind guy either. He had a tech guy come in and he didn't know what was wrong?

George played that stupid phony phone call of a guy describing an accident with some old ladies beating up a guy with an umbrella and a bible. Only GN would find that "amuuuuuusing".

b_dubb

the blind can use the internet.  they use screen readers to read the site text back to them.  and they might also use a braille keyboard to read text via fingertips ( see Sneakers ... the movie )


MV/Liberace!

i always thought blind people used the internet by holding their fingertips to the screen and "sensing" what the words were saying.


just kidding.


noory is dumb.

starrmtn001

Here's what Simba (A pal of my avatar) thinks of snoory sponsored cat food:



valdez

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 19, 2010, 02:41:30 AM
...snoory sponsored cat food:
I would not doubt he would actually start sponsoring cat food.  He has recently begun to do ads for some "work at home" scam, and on one of his disaster food promo's he has the nerve to say "you already trust me to steer you right.  I'm trying to save your future, your life."  I think he'll read anything thats put in front of him.
     Meanwhile, except for him getting uncharacteristically upset when a caller accused Jerome Corsi (Tuesday's show, talking about Iran) of being "evil", this week, so far, has sucked.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: valdez on August 19, 2010, 04:30:13 AM
Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 19, 2010, 02:41:30 AM
...snoory sponsored cat food:
"you already trust me to steer you right.  I'm trying to save your future, your life." 
i find this disgusting.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: The Lightning Man on August 03, 2010, 08:28:04 PM
George noory is just a mouth piece for right wing hate mongered and closeted homosexual Rush Limbaugh, so if you are a white supremacist minority hatting bible thumper, it is the right show for you... enjoy.
Hey jizzbag... next time you cowardly sneak over to RadioTrainWreck.com to launch a feeble, weak-willed attempt at slamming me, perhaps you should consider using spell check.  Fucking tard.


http://ufoship.com/?p=305&cpage=1#comment-1891


And by the way...
the banality and childlike predictability of your political analysis on this site has been about as enjoyable as a bowl of smegma.  Get cancer of the face.

valdez

     I was kind of looking forward to Joshua P. Warren's report on Robert the Haunted Doll to find out if he had been chased around the museum (in Florida, where it is displayed) with a butcher knife by the little booger.  But beyond a few strange occurrences, there was no mayhem.  As a gift to George, Mr. Warren mailed another doll that was kept stored at the same museum (according to the museum director, the doll had expressed it's desire to be with George Noory) to George's L.A. studio where Producer Tom was.  George was in St. Louis and watched Tom unpack the doll via a web cam, and when George saw that it was a doll he said, "I'm not keeping it", "get it out of there."  Later a caller said she would be glad to take possesion of the doll, and George instructed Tom to get her information.
     You could tell Joshua P. was a little surprised and disappointed in George, and so was I.  I don't think I would have wanted psycho doll around me either, but if I had a few million people listening in on me I think I would have at least thanked Mr. Warren, and then prooceed to handle things in a more diplomatic manner.  George said that this reminded him of his "ouija board show".  That would be the Ouija board show that never happened.
     During open lines somebody called in to discuss the Tower of Babel, of which George said:  "I believe the Tower of Babel was some sort of missile launcher that was destroyed by someone who didn't want it built...or some natural event...something happened."
     Yeah.  Something happened.  You got that right.

Spinner

Hi, all. New here. I've been reading the last three pages of posts, and I must say I agree with 99% of what has been written here about Noory. I could have written many of those myself.

Needless to say, I have a very low opinion of Noory. For the past year or so, I rarely listen to a show hosted by him. Many of the guests/topics he has on are just not what I want from C2C. And when he does have a guest/topic I'm interested in, he just destroys the interview with his idiotic comments, lame questions, lack of follow-up when warranted, etc., etc.

Noory is simply INCAPABLE of asking an intelligent question. And I'm sick of his idiotic comments and poor grasp of the English language. How can someone like that host a national radio show???!!!

For over a year now I've fantasized about a way to mute his voice and be able to listen only to what the guest has to say.  ;D

Thank goodness I have lots of Art Bell shows on mp3. And I look forward to the live shows Art hosts occasionally. Heck, Art could read the dictionary, and somehow he would make it sound interesting.  ;)


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Spinner on August 21, 2010, 10:56:18 AM
Hi, all. New here. I've been reading the last three pages of posts, and I must say I agree with 99% of what has been written here about Noory. I could have written many of those myself.

Needless to say, I have a very low opinion of Noory. For the past year or so, I rarely listen to a show hosted by him. Many of the guests/topics he has on are just not what I want from C2C. And when he does have a guest/topic I'm interested in, he just destroys the interview with his idiotic comments, lame questions, lack of follow-up when warranted, etc., etc.

Noory is simply INCAPABLE of asking an intelligent question. And I'm sick of his idiotic comments and poor grasp of the English language. How can someone like that host a national radio show???!!!

For over a year now I've fantasized about a way to mute his voice and be able to listen only to what the guest has to say.  ;D

Thank goodness I have lots of Art Bell shows on mp3. And I look forward to the live shows Art hosts occasionally. Heck, Art could read the dictionary, and somehow he would make it sound interesting.  ;)
hi, spinner.  welcome to the forums.  i was like you, too.  i tried to give noory a chance.  hell, i tried for a couple of years, actually... until enough was enough.  we all have our breaking points.


keep in mind, if you want to hear all art bell all the time, there's always the coastgab stream as well.


cheers.

The General

My grandfather displayed a lot of the same behavior and thought patterns that Noory has now (non sequiturs, inability to follow logic, conversational curve balls, changing topics rapidly, inappropriate responses) just before he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.  So there may be an actual reason why he's like that and getting progressively worse.  George, if you read this, go get your head checked out man!

b_dubb

"I'm trying to save your future ... your life" - GN

no ... you're getting paid to promote a product.  now shut up you douche.  and no ... george ... repeating something over and over again won't get people to buy the crap you peddle.  ***fiddles with the knob on his c-crane raido***  hey .. this piece of crap is a piece of crap!


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: b_dubb on August 21, 2010, 10:14:54 PM
**fiddles with the knob on his c-crane raido***  hey .. this piece of crap is a piece of crap!
you know something... I own a cc radio, and I find it to be just another overpriced piece of chinese shit.  The chassi is woefully sub par for the price, it has no flash memory for long term preset storage when power is absent for extended periods, the settings are poorly conceived and laid out, and last but not least... I find the AM reception to be unimpressive in comparison with other receivers I own or have used. C- for a receiver at that price.

MV/Liberace!

And one more thing... It is painfully difficult to post on this site from a mobile device.

Spinner

Quote from: MV on August 21, 2010, 12:26:47 PM
hi, spinner.  welcome to the forums.  i was like you, too.  i tried to give noory a chance.  hell, i tried for a couple of years, actually... until enough was enough.  we all have our breaking points.

keep in mind, if you want to hear all art bell all the time, there's always the coastgab stream as well.

cheers.

Yeah, when he first started, I was one of those giving him a chance. And he wasn't too bad back then. But after a couple of years, I realized that he was a phony - he didn't care about most of the core C2C topics and was clueless. Even the topics he claimed to be interested in, he was ignorant of the basics. So I thought, Fine, he's an ignorant phony, but as long as he can conduct a decent interview...  But then he started getting worse.

His moronic comments, mispronunciations, misuse of words/phrases, etc., began to bother me so much that I had trouble concentrating on what the guest was saying. He totally ruined the listening experience.  >:(


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