George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[paladin1991]

Some caller just thanked George for being a cure for insomnia.

I love when I hear stuff like that.  It's the funniest part of the show.  I think it would be great if we all called in and thanked him for all kinds of stupid shit.. 
"Hey George!  First time caller here.  I gotta say first listening to you makes me forget about all my troubles for a few hours....and my hemorrhoids!  But then, maybe it's just the tumeric salve that I slather on my ass"

[ItsOver]

Noory wants his show to be ultra G-rated... 

Jorch has to keep it clean for his mom.  And no "fuss'n or fight'n" either.  And most importantly, Jorch needs to keep it on the cutting-edge of suckage.

[yumyumtree]

   I liked psychopath guy, David Weiner.  I felt sorry for the lady who was having her brother's kid.  I wanted to hear more from the wack job who called in not saying much, and was cut off.    R. Scott Lemriel was so full of crap, but I admire his ability to harness the crap, package it, and manage to keep George's finger off the "dump" button.  And when a caller says "I'm not one of those delusional people with emotional problems," they usually are.

Sums it up pretty well.
You really think that caller was cut off?
I've always wanted to call someone"jellybean" since Paul Newman said it in Hud.

[yumyumtree]

The books ARE once-upon-a-time stories. They, or it, are novels. This was what was frustrating--they needed to emphasize that more.

[Izintit?]

Sums it up pretty well.
You really think that caller was cut off?
I've always wanted to call someone"jellybean" since Paul Newman said it in Hud.

I like the line where the old man says "Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire". Look around today and you can see he`s right.

[Nebraska888]

You can't say son-of-a-bitch on the radio? Good thing you can say it here.

Well, I'll be a SON OF A BITCH!!!       Good lord, Noory about pooped his pants......grow up, man.  What a puritanical sissy. 

I'm not a fan of non-stop swearing, but........GROW UP, GEORGE!!!!  It happens...... face it and stop reacting like a grandmother.  This is Coast, not Sunday school.

[albrecht]

What was Tommy going to do with the clearly disturbed callers? Call EMS or find some local help for them? Send them some $$ from this charity that George used to talk about? Wow. Callers last night were something else. I like crazy callers but not the sad or abused ones.

[FallenSeraph]

What was Tommy going to do with the clearly disturbed callers? Call EMS or find some local help for them? Send them some $$ from this charity that George used to talk about? Wow. Callers last night were something else. I like crazy callers but not the sad or abused ones.

The guy in the model airplane club who talked about the psychopathic model airplane club president driving other model airplane club members to suicide. And the guest was like, "IF IT'S JUST A MODEL AIRPLANE CLUB, GET OUT OF IT!" I had to listen to that part again today because it made me LOL.

[albrecht]

The guy in the model airplane club who talked about the psychopathic model airplane club president driving other model airplane club members to suicide. And the guest was like, "IF IT'S JUST A MODEL AIRPLANE CLUB, GET OUT OF IT!" I had to listen to that part again today because it made me LOL.

That was the highlight of the night. Laughing now about it.

[zeebo]

....And when a caller says "I'm not one of those delusional people with emotional problems," they usually are.

Ha, just like when they say "I've got two really quick questions ...."

[zeebo]

... I've always wanted to call someone"jellybean" since Paul Newman said it in Hud.

I've always wanted tell someone "I'm your huckleberry" since Val Kilmer said it in Tombstone.  Haven't come across the right context yet.

[zeebo]

...busload of bullsh*t about "a billion-year old prototypical special human race, the Seres, who seeded all humanoids, and highly evolved space-faring races throughout the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies long ago." ...

I was actually thinking I need to start taking notes on shows like that, so I can turn it right around into an action-packed sci-fi novel.   In my book though, instead of The Force, I'll have The Hu.

[GluttonForPunishment]

Well, I'll be a SON OF A BITCH!!!       Good lord, Noory about pooped his pants......grow up, man.  What a puritanical sissy. 

I'm not a fan of non-stop swearing, but........GROW UP, GEORGE!!!!  It happens...... face it and stop reacting like a grandmother.  This is Coast, not Sunday school.

"heh, heh, heh, heh"...in deep authoritarian tones, like Noory was being assaulted by a barrage of FU words and he was the supreme ruler (his big chance). Big deal.  What a wuss...oh... and What an ass.   He seemed to look for any opportunity to put down the guest.    Noory's got to go.   The only thing good about him?  He's fodder for those who can't stand his character flaws, for which there are too many to overload one brain on, especially mine.

[GluttonForPunishment]

What was Tommy going to do with the clearly disturbed callers? Call EMS or find some local help for them? Send them some $$ from this charity that George used to talk about? Wow. Callers last night were something else. I like crazy callers but not the sad or abused ones.

No doubt they have list for support groups and therapists that they dish out for "we're going to help you" callers.

[Gassy Man]

George goes right for the gruesome story involving kids.

[michio]

I only caught the last part of their discussion so I may not know of which I speak. sNoory didn't just use a tragic event of school knife attacks to turn it into a shameless and inappropriate advertisement for his firearms lust, by having his straight-shootin' sidekick John Lott on, did he?  I must be wrong because Georgie has a heart, he's a nice guy, he's a caring person with empathy and sympathy oozing out of every pore of his being. Even self-promoting, self-centered, "the planet orbits me," and coldly indifferent sNoory wouldn't stoop that low.

[norrykilledc2c]

We will be starting a GNS prayer circle this Friday.

I will be praying that George permanently loses his voice in a horrible Pizza Roll accident.

[valdez]

I only caught the last part of their discussion so I may not know of which I speak. sNoory didn't just use a tragic event of school knife attacks to turn it into a shameless and inappropriate advertisement for his firearms lust, by having his straight-shootin' sidekick John Lott on, did he? 

Yep.  He sure did.  Actually I think the point of that segment was to underscore that it is the darkness in our souls that causes rampages and not the weapons available.  Although I suppose if the kid had a grenade launcher things may have been a bit worst.  Peter Breggin  was also on to make sense of the senseless.  Thank you, Craig Nelson, for having such a bright and cheerful attitude about things like Chernobyl and Fukushima, and nuke plants in general, and foiling George's every attempt at fear mongering.  What is this French fusion thing?   I love it when George feigns familiarity with a movie he's never seen ("It's a classic!").  And with all due respect to Barbara Hand Clow, did we need another show on astrology?
 

   

[expat]

Sweet Jesus on a bike, tonight we've got that supreme master of self-delusion George Haas, telling us that a Martian civilization carved a giant image of Queen Nefertiti on the planet. In one week, dinosaurs imported from outer space, and now this!!! I fear my bedside radio may get attacked again.

[ItsOver]

Speaking of Mars, Noory's "Science Adviser" remains MIA.  Has Jorch even mentioned the Hoaxster recently?  Jorch seems to  have placed Hoagie in the same category as one of his guests who's been mysteriously dropped during the show, never to be heard from again.  Those damn "bad connections."

[paladin1991]

Oh, goody.

[Izintit?]

We will be starting a GNS prayer circle this Friday.

I will be praying that George permanently loses his voice in a horrible Pizza Roll accident.

C`mon, George learned his lesson about pizza rolls.Just how stupid do you thi...hmmm maybe I`ll send him a bag.

[pyewacket]

Who was it on Dark Matter that brought us the "Hu"s?  As for Eckankar I'd love to hear a show on the origin and history of it and whether it's considered a cult, etc.

Here are a couple of links:
http://www.angelfire.com/hi2/eckankarsurvivors/eckankartruth.html

http://truthabouteckankar.blogspot.com/

[expat]

I didn't think it could possibly get any worse but it did. Not only the self-deluding George Haas tonight but also that utter ignoramus Mike Bara, commenting on the "light" on Mars.

Mars is looking grand right now, because it's at opposition and close to perihelion. Among the many errors in Mike Bara's book was the incorrect statement that Mars is at its closest when it's at aphelion.

[Morgus]

Speaking of Mars, Noory's "Science Adviser" remains MIA.  Has Jorch even mentioned the Hoaxster recently?  Jorch seems to  have placed Hoagie in the same category as one of his guests who's been mysteriously dropped during the show, never to be heard from again.  Those damn "bad connections."

Hoagland has been mysteriously absent and Noory has not even mentioned him for months now.
Must be fallout from Hoagland's infamous appearance on Art's show 6 months ago?
Somebody needs to call in during open lines and ask Noory if Hoagland is still his science advisor and why he isn't on regularly anymore even for quick first hour comments on space news?

[Morgus]

Looking at the website link at the c2cam website for tonight's guests about a different Mars "face" - the photos there don't look anything like a face to me, nothing even close to Hoagland's Mars face...

[George Drooly]

Looking at the website link at the c2cam website for tonight's guests about a different Mars "face" - the photos there don't look anything like a face to me, nothing even close to Hoagland's Mars face...

Looks more like an ass to me

[ItsOver]

Hoagland has been mysteriously absent and Noory has not even mentioned him for months now.
Must be fallout from Hoagland's infamous appearance on Art's show 6 months ago?
Somebody needs to call in during open lines and ask Noory if Hoagland is still his science advisor and why he isn't on regularly anymore even for quick first hour comments on space news?

Yes, it's looking more and more as if Jorch has disowned Hoagland after Hoagie showed-up on Dark Matter without singing praises for The Nooron.  Jorch is so magnanimous.:  Hoagie must be hoping Art returns as much as the rest of us.

[VtaGeezer]

Dropping Hoagland is one of Noory's rare positive moves.  Bell had the pontificating windbag on a lot more frequently than Noory did.  He had become tedious long before Bell's...um...retirement.  That Bell had him on as soon as his Sirius gig began was a bad sign, and a worse choice.

[PB the Deplorable]

Looking at the website link at the c2cam website for tonight's guests about a different Mars "face" - the photos there don't look anything like a face to me, nothing even close to Hoagland's Mars face...

This proves it's a fraud.

No one would build something that looks like this