George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MV/Liberace!]

If I have my data right, ethanol is a terrible idea.  It takes up land needed for food, it requires petroleum products to produce, and the entire process is much more polluting than those who support the idea let on.

Bad idea, bad bad.

does the amount of energy required to make ethanol not exceed the energy produced?  no net gain, from what i understand.

[valdez]

     There are threads in this forum reporting George's mentioning of this character as a possible explanation for certain unexplained sightings.  I had believed them to be the wild exaggerations of  mean spirited detractors of the Wonder Boy of St. Louis.  Alas, tonight I have heard it with my own ears.  Discussing Bigfoot with Stan Gordon:
     GN: Stan...
     Stan: Yeah?
     GN: George Lucas...
     Stan:  ...Right?
     GN:  You know, Star Wars.
     Stan: Yeah.
     GN:  Chewbacca.
     Stan:  ...Uh.
     GN:  Whaddaya think?
     Stan: ...Uh.

     Uh, I think you're a !!$# moron.  Way to open the week.
     
     

[MV/Liberace!]

     GN: Stan...
     Stan: Yeah?
     GN: George Lucas...
     Stan:  ...Right?
     GN:  You know, Star Wars.
     Stan: Yeah.
     GN:  Chewbacca.
     Stan:  ...Uh.
     GN:  Whaddaya think?
     Stan: ...Uh. 

i mean... really?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

     GN: Stan...
     Stan: Yeah?
     GN: George Lucas...
     Stan:  ...Right?
     GN:  You know, Star Wars.
     Stan: Yeah.
     GN:  Chewbacca.
     Stan:  ...Uh.
     GN:  Whaddaya think?
     Stan: ...Uh.

GN: You know, Wookies.
Stan: Yeah, I..
GN: Kashyyyk?
Stan: Um..I'm just gonna...kinda..leave now.
GN: REMEMBER THE BATTLE OF ENDOR!!!!

[valdez]

     Sir Charles Shults is one of c2c coolest quest.  He seems to know everything, and he has a confidence and calmness in his voice that would make up for the times when he might just be bullshitting us. 

[MV/Liberace!]

     Sir Charles Shults is one of c2c coolest quest.  He seems to know everything, and he has a confidence and calmness in his voice that would make up for the times when he might just be bullshitting us.

i agree. always liked him as a guest.

[valdez]

     Talking with Dr Marvin Hausman about vitamins, and mushrooms, and things pertaining to health,  George mentioned that he would still like to doing the show when he was 120 years old, and, he added, "promise me my voice won't change."  Now I realize that in the radio business a voice is important, but at 120 years my first concern would be my mental capacity, second would be my ability to walk, grab things, pound on a keyboard, do the tango, and such.  George didn't say he wished he would still have a voice, he worried about it changing.  I think he believes his job is dependant on his voice.  Not any genuine curiosity on the subjects at hand, not on an ability to conduct a friggin' interview, but on his smarmy, newscaster, raise the bass, voice.  The comparison (made by someone in this forum a while back) to Ted Baxter is spot on.
     George also said this:  "The Chinese have had ancient knowledge for the beginning of time." Yeah.  It doesn't make sense, but it sounded really good when he said it.
   

[MABUSE]

      George mentioned that he would still like to doing the show when he was 120 years old, and, he added, "promise me my voice won't change."  Now I realize that in the radio business a voice is important, but at 120 years my first concern would be my mental capacity, ...  George didn't say he wished he would still have a voice, he worried about it changing.  I think he believes his job is dependant on his voice.  Not any genuine curiosity on the subjects at hand, not on an ability to conduct a friggin' interview, but on his smarmy, newscaster, raise the bass, voice. 
   

Well, perhaps it was a puberty reference...but no, that would imply the presence of a pair to drop in the first place.  At least he is self-aware enough to recognize the fact that mental acuity has already become ancient history for him and thus presents no future concerns.

**M**

[valdez]

     Interesting story George mentioned yesterday about a probe we launched  in 1977 called Voyager 2.   It was basically a "hey, here we are, awaiting your subjugation" type thing with a phonograph (or was it an 8-track?) with all sorts of stuff on it meant to give anyone who came across it some sort of an idea of who we are, and how screwed up a species can get.  It had been sending back signals all this time and last month the signal suddenly got real strange.  Some folks think it might have gotten picked up and stripped of its hubcaps, or something.
     Tonight George got bored and skipped out in the last half hour replaying a segment of his interview with the Twilight Zone Companion guy and Rod Serling's daughter.  Good stuff.

[JAL1628]

My theory on Noory is he gets routinely busted surfing the web or reading the fast blasts and not paying attention... That doesn't explain why he cowers so damn much but it does explain why he whifs on so many softballs.

[valdez]

     The name James Van Praagh (yesterday's guest) didn't ring ring a bell with me, but he sounded familiar.  I checked out his website and saw his picture, and sure enough I've seen this guy on TV a bunch of times communicating with the dead and making people cry.  He seems like a real nice guy, and, when you think about it, all of these folks who talk to the dead seem like sweet, mellow people.  I guess the dead don't communicate with jerks.
    Tonight Jeffery Smith talked about genetically modified foods.  According to his website some really weird stuff is being done to increase food production, like combining the genes of pigs an jelly fish, corn and humans, spiders and goats.  Yeah.  Creepy.  But every two seconds the world population doubles (kind of, I think) so we gotta do something to feed these folks.
     Arlen Specter was the goon who came up with the JFK single bullet theory, and it took almost forty years to give him the boot.  Jeeez.

[MV/Liberace!]

     Arlen Specter was the goon who came up with the JFK single bullet theory, and it took almost forty years to give him the boot.  Jeeez.

amen.

[valdez]

    John Van Auken talking about Edgar Cayce, who seems to have been a nice enough fellow, with lots of cool ideas, but last weekend Ian did a show about Nazi's and Cayce's name was brought up and Ian wondered if Cayce was such a hot shot psychic, why didn't he see the evil in Adolf Hitler?  In fact, Cayce did a reading in 1933 where he praised the dictator.
     Hmmm.
     Did somebody say something about synthetic life?   
     

[valdez]

     I found psychic Elizabeth Joyce to be confident, and funny, and said a number of things that ran contrary to what most, if not all, of the psychics on c2c have said in the past concerning certain things, but what really caught my attention was her claiming that the North Koreans may have blown up that oil rig.  Weird.  And then later, during open lines, George reads something off the net (he doesn't say where) about Russian intelligence believing the same thing.  I know it's nuts and not logical, but those North Koreans are...nuts, and not logical.
     Way to get a rumor started.

[Marc.Knight]

     I found psychic Elizabeth Joyce to be confident, and funny, and said a number of things that ran contrary to what most, if not all, of the psychics on c2c have said in the past concerning certain things, but what really caught my attention was her claiming that the North Koreans may have blown up that oil rig.  Weird.  And then later, during open lines, George reads something off the net (he doesn't say where) about Russian intelligence believing the same thing.  I know it's nuts and not logical, but those North Koreans are...nuts, and not logical.
     Way to get a rumor started.

The Russians must be psychic too. 

[MV/Liberace!]

The Russians must be psychic too.

heh heh, nice avatar, marc.

[Hitech Lolife]

     I found psychic Elizabeth Joyce to be confident, and funny, and said a number of things that ran contrary to what most, if not all, of the psychics on c2c have said in the past concerning certain things, but what really caught my attention was her claiming that the North Koreans may have blown up that oil rig.  Weird.  And then later, during open lines, George reads something off the net (he doesn't say where) about Russian intelligence believing the same thing.  I know it's nuts and not logical, but those North Koreans are...nuts, and not logical.
     Way to get a rumor started.

I was amazed to hear Noory actually sound skeptical when talking to this woman. If georgie boy starts doubting you, you've gotta know you've got to work on your act.

[MV/Liberace!]

I was amazed to hear Noory actually sound skeptical when talking to this woman. If georgie boy starts doubting you, you've gotta know you've got to work on your act.

heh heh, no kidding.

[valdez]

     I figured tonight's show would be good, but I had no idea.  With Buzz Aldrin, Richard C., Howard Blume, and Robert Zubrin talking about the current condition of our space program, and the future that might be, it was bound to be better that the past few shows George has been sleepwalking through, but the cheese on the cracker was the shoot out between RCH and Robert Zubrin.  When was the last time somebody told the Hoagster he was "wrong", and that he had "spoken too long"?  And that was before RCH had even begun to talk about his crazy "Phobos is an alien spaceship" theory.  Yeah, Zubrin, who sounds a lot like Woody Allen, wasn't having any of that either.  It was, to quote Klingon commander Kor (Errand of Mercy 1967), "glorious".
    RCH also picked up the cause to email the White House and demand all the moon astronauts be promoted to general, and be made "moon ambassadors".  Cool by me.  I will do so shortly.

     

[MABUSE]

     ...but the cheese on the cracker was the shoot out between RCH and Robert Zubrin.  When was the last time somebody told the Hoagster he was "wrong", and that he had "spoken too long"?  And that was before RCH had even begun to talk about his crazy "Phobos is an alien spaceship" theory.  Yeah, Zubrin, who sounds a lot like Woody Allen, wasn't having any of that either.  It was, to quote Klingon commander Kor (Errand of Mercy 1967), "glorious".

And that's the last we'll ever hear of Robert Zubrin on C2C!  One doesn't commit heresy in the "Temple of Mendacity" without paying a price.  Mind you, I doubt he is going to loose any sleep over it...

**M**

[Calicreamer]

I agree with you.  I haved noted before that old Noory used to be at least interesting as the Night Hawk.  I now theorize that he hates his work, and the format of the show.  Perhaps psychologically, his dislike for the job comes through as continuous errors, and a deep sense that he doesn't care.

I posted this on ATS http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread452342/pg1 to a person asking if George was demented:

That's what Darwinists would like you to believe because it would make it easier to ignore him and his guests, but unfortunately for them, he and the other hosts of C2C get millions of listeners each night. George is stupid, and smart, but because of his refusal to believe that God would send anyone but murderers and atheists to Hell. And knowing George's personality, only atheists who weren't ignorant about the facts and had a good life.

"I never thought about it, but hell, it kind of makes sense."

He does obsess over John Titor, a person who has been shown the be a liar, and similar to a false prophet due to his contradictions and failed prophecies, which you can find on ATS.

"Doesn't he seem a bit out of it and less intelligent than he used to be?"

When you get old, you become more tired and it's harder to resist being lazy (if God isn't helping you at least), and if you eat unhealthy and don't sleep well especially. George is also a universalist, someone who who believes any religion is okay so long as it doesn't cause the outright deaths of anyone or isn't plainly nonsensical (notice I didn't say that isn't filled with child-abuse). George, because he was raised a Catholic, and brainwashed well into being one, remains one, and is the pandering type rather than the fundamentalist type, which is why he shows approval of people of all religions, except Christian fundamentalist Protestant ones (except Bill Bean, at least for one morning and on the C2C site). And because of that, George necessarily must accept all kinds of conflicting ideas in his trying to please "everyone" and not offend, which of course confuses a person to do (to accept every idea that is). And even though George dislikes atheists, he even prefers them over fundamentalists, for example having Michael Shermer on and various Darwinists, and rarely a fundamentalist Christian.

In George's confused and lazy state (and he's become lazy surely after all this time, because his mind is flooded with accepting "whatever" and at some point, like every long-confused person, give in to anger and lose patience and realize it's futile to try and know the truth - not that you can't know any truth, but that is what people like George end up thinking, despite their feigning to seek the truth), and it's logical then that he would resort to lazily agreeing with guests even if they say something that he obviously doesn't understand (which I can tell from the tone of his voice and from knowing George's lack of ability to make any anything more than shallow technical discussions on science or even religion). Ever notice how many times George (and Art) have said, "sure" after I guest went on and on about something, and other similar simple agreements, but not showing that he truly understand what was being said?

There was one time when George had a guest on, a guest who claimed to work at a military base and that he helped free an alien there, I think that was the show in which a caller had called in and said something about the Russians and harddrives, the guest was clearly mentally ill (or an expert liar) and George said to the guest, "He's got a point" (or some sort of emphatic agreement like that) showing that he wasn't paying attention and had resorted to being lazy.

Originally posted by Donnie DarkoMaybe that's why he isn't as bright as he used to be.


According to the Bible:

"[In the last days] evil men and impostors will proceed from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived." - 2 Timothy 3:13

George is an impostor Christian (a Christian follows Christ, not their heart over Christ or anyone else as George does), he also seduces people into believing his absurdities and the usual ones of his guests by flattery: making it seem like "good" is simply a person who doesn't murder and isn't "negative"/an "emotional vampire".

[Marc.Knight]

As low as the show has fallen, it is still better than all night infomercials and elevator music.  On second thought...

[KnyeGuy]

As low as the show has fallen, it is still better than all night infomercials and elevator music.  On second thought...

Yeah that's a tough comparison there.

[Ruteger]

Is Noron the new Nigel Tufnel?
Nigel's AMP went to "11." I think it's time to add 1 to the Nooron suck-meter.

[MABUSE]

Oh Intercourse!!!!!!
Knapp on a Friday??  Could this be a sign of things to come?
is it just possible, karma not withstanding, that there MIGHT be a friday night show that
doesn't blow dead donkeys through an over-used sewage hose?
Be still my cold, barely beating heart!
**M**

[robey1129]

I have been an avid C2C listener since the mid 80's when I picked up the show by accident on a lonely Alaskan cab stand. I am extremely overjoyed that I have found this site since words cannot describe how utterly and thoroughly disgusted I am with what Boory has done to what was once the most entertaining and educational program in the world. Reading all these various rants about this weasel has helped improve my health.
Now, since I am here. Maybe someone can clear up some things I have always wondered. How is it that no one is ever able to get by the screeners to give Boory the "what for"? Everytime I hear someone tell that reprobate how great he is I feel like committing a felony. I wonder what Art Bell honestly thinks about what this turd has done to his show. Anyone know?
Is it true that C2C's audience has grown since goober has taken over? Are there that many imbeciles out there?
Does anyone out there know when Noory is gonna have "My Favorite Thing I Did In Kindergarten" Night?

[Marc.Knight]

I have been an avid C2C listener since the mid 80's when I picked up the show by accident on a lonely Alaskan cab stand. I am extremely overjoyed that I have found this site since words cannot describe how utterly and thoroughly disgusted I am with what Boory has done to what was once the most entertaining and educational program in the world. Reading all these various rants about this weasel has helped improve my health.
Now, since I am here. Maybe someone can clear up some things I have always wondered. How is it that no one is ever able to get by the screeners to give Boory the "what for"? Everytime I hear someone tell that reprobate how great he is I feel like committing a felony. I wonder what Art Bell honestly thinks about what this turd has done to his show. Anyone know?
Is it true that C2C's audience has grown since goober has taken over? Are there that many imbeciles out there?
Does anyone out there know when Noory is gonna have "My Favorite Thing I Did In Kindergarten" Night?

Welcome... welcome...  The Nooron has a "Minder" of sorts, who screens all calls.  Only the most mundane of minds rise to the top of the queue, ready to bask in the relatively massive intellect of His Nooryness.  Tommy Protects and Prevents.

[robey1129]

I am well aware of Boory's "minder". I just find it strange that no one has been able to "impersonate" one of dicklips' mindless followers long enough to get by the screener and tell the asshole what a simpleton he really is.

[Hitech Lolife]

I am well aware of Boory's "minder". I just find it strange that no one has been able to "impersonate" one of dicklips' mindless followers long enough to get by the screener and tell the asshole what a simpleton he really is.

Sounds like a good plan sir. There's a 40 second or so delay on the broadcast also so you'd need to be subtle.

[robey1129]

40 seconds...huh. I remember when Art was manning the phones..even without a screener all he had was five seconds, I believe. And that was mostly to bloop out people's first names. One of these nights...I'm gonna give it a shot.