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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Izintit?

Quote from: zeebo on March 25, 2014, 11:56:33 PM
Noory's kind of fired up tonight.  He's always at his best when discussing horrifying end-of-the-world scenarios.  The morbid arousal kicks in and gives his brain a short-term boost into semi-lucidity.
Oh yeah, dead children and economical collapse are like Red Bull to Jorch. Anybody can go to Cuba now,right? Just like Mr. And Mrs. Beyonce did.

Lunger

Quote from: Dr. Sax on March 25, 2014, 05:50:44 PM
Yeah, those Cuban peasants were far better off before the Revolution. Who needs universal education and health care, etc.? Gringos get along fine without them. Just look around.

Yeah, as evidenced by the hordes of Miami boat people risking their lives to gain entry to Cuba for a second rate education and third rate health care.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: HaveAccess on March 25, 2014, 08:20:36 PM
VtaGeezer

Now just what is it about "special weapons" or "SCUBA"  you find so fascinating...?
About who is a frogman or a SEAL?

I take nothing away from SEALs. I just think the term "Frogman" should reserved for those first Navy swimmers who were sent into combat with nothing but a mask, flippers, and a knife. 

bigchucka

Quote from: FightTheFuture on March 25, 2014, 11:18:36 AM
You are INCORRECT, sir. Trust me on this; Ventura IS a former frogman. Period.  He graduated BUD/S class 58 (PLEASE research it) and served as a UDT/ SEAL (slightly different before the 80`s, but cross-trained to do the same tasks) 1970-1975. I don`t much care for the idiot he has become, but he is a brother, and due all the appropriate respect he has earned.

And this is why I wonder is Jesse Ventura knows Richard Marcinko.  I know from Rogue Warrior that he was one of the original "SEALs" also.

bigchucka

Quote from: Gd5150 on March 25, 2014, 11:47:23 AM
Plus he kicked butt in Predator and was a hilarious WWF announcer. "Painless is waitin..."

"That wasn't a breadbasket.  He kicked him in the nuts, McMahon."


Quote from: VtaGeezer on March 26, 2014, 09:28:50 AM
I take nothing away from SEALs. I just think the term "Frogman" should reserved for those first Navy swimmers who were sent into combat with nothing but a mask, flippers, and a knife.

The term, frogman, is a term of respect and endearment that is commonly used in the SEAL community, and rightfully so. SEALs are, by definition, frogmen. SEALs conduct amphibious operations on a regular basis, exactly like their WWII era predecessors. The gear is a bit different, but the man -- more specifically, the character of the man -- that wears it, I assure you, has not changed an iota.

VtaGeezer

Quote from: FightTheFuture on March 26, 2014, 10:03:11 AM
The term, frogman, is a term of respect and endearment that is commonly used in the SEAL community, and rightfully so. SEALs are, by definition, frogmen. SEALs conduct amphibious operations on a regular basis, exactly like their WWII era predecessors. The gear is a bit different, but the man -- more specifically, the character of the man -- that wears it, I assure you, has not changed an iota.
In closing on the subject, all I'll say is that Ventura's character has apparently changed quite a bit.

VtaGeezer

I tuned in in time to hear EMP Man's callers. Jeezus H. Keerist, what a string with room temp IQs...and this with "screeners"??? 

Quote from: VtaGeezer on March 26, 2014, 10:32:25 AM
In closing on the subject, all I'll say is that Ventura's character has apparently changed quite a bit.

Couldn`t have said it better, myself.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: valdez on March 26, 2014, 06:05:32 AM
          Joseph Gallenberger on positive thinking.

I started feeling sad and miserable and depressed listening to Joseph Gallenberger. I wanted to scream, "PLEASE, JOSEPH GALLENBERGER, HELP ME TURN MY LIFE AROUND . . . IN VEGAS!" Then, I wanted to make some points:

-- When he said something along the lines of "We had a lot of powerful healing experiences and some great slot machine hits during our last course in Vegas" it sounded hilarious . . . AND LIKE SOMEWHERE I WANTED TO BE!  ;D ;D ;D

-- If telekinesis could really be taught, the world of professional sports would go to hell. And it would be slightly awesome.

-- I appreciated it when he said that people whose lives are falling apart IN ALL DIRECTIONS are actually quite "powerful," they're just projecting their energies in the wrong direction. FEEL MY POWER, KIDS! I'm gonna try to be more positive now. I say that with sincerity.

-- Any time people like Gallenberger sell these expensive manifestation courses, I always email them with the same proposition: I'm broke right now. I'm living freelance assignment to freelance assignment. But if their "Liquid Luck" "Manifest Wealth" etc. etc. etc. programs REALLY work, I invite them to let me give them a whirl for free. I include my resume and a link to my LinkedIn profile so they'll know I'm a young(ish) professional with potential and not some wacky old lady in a basement. I give them my word that if their stuff works, I will pay them 10 TIMES the price of what they're asking once I manifest the wealth they promise. None of them ever has the faith in their product to take me up on this offer. Or maybe they get 90 emails like mine a day.

-- My late grandmother was the most joyous person I knew and will ever know. She would get decked out to the nines and waltz into Prairie Meadows Casino (in IOWA, no less) like she was queen of the place. She hit HUGE JACKPOTS every time, I'm not kidding. And once she started winning, people around her started winning too. She spread the wealth like she spread her joy. So I'll give Gallenberger that. There's something to be said for happy people in casinos.

-- George, bless your heart, when someone mentions to you that his beloved brother committed suicide, the proper response is "I'm so sorry to hear that," not Candy Crush-playing silence.

Sorry this post is so short.

bigchucka

Quote from: VtaGeezer on March 26, 2014, 10:32:25 AM
In closing on the subject, all I'll say is that Ventura's character has apparently changed quite a bit.

I would imagine getting older, thinking about your life, and learning fucked up shit that has happened in world history will do that to ya.

awake

Quote from: Dr. Sax on March 25, 2014, 05:50:44 PM

There's a truly creepy far-rightist undercurrent in here and in this whole High Strangeness scene, and the minute anyone (like Ventura) strays from it, the flag comes out, Kate Smith starts singing, and it's knee-jerk "Thanks for your service" time. I bet half of you are still pissed off about Jane Fonda, let alone the South losing the US Civil War.

Ventura should come out for a monument in D.C. for Vietnam draft dodgers and deserters just to give you that final brain aneurysm.

"The dogs are barking. It's a sign we are on horseback." -- Cervantes
Yes yes yes.  And creepy is absolutely the correct descriptor.

Quote from: Dr. Sax on March 25, 2014, 05:50:44 PM
Yeah, those Cuban peasants were far better off before the Revolution. Who needs universal education and health care, etc.? Gringos get along fine without them. Just look around.

There's a truly creepy far-rightist undercurrent in here and in this whole High Strangeness scene, and the minute anyone (like Ventura) strays from it, the flag comes out, Kate Smith starts singing, and it's knee-jerk "Thanks for your service" time. I bet half of you are still pissed off about Jane Fonda, let alone the South losing the US Civil War.

Ventura should come out for a monument in D.C. for Vietnam draft dodgers and deserters just to give you that final brain aneurysm.

"The dogs are barking. It's a sign we are on horseback." -- Cervantes

I do love me some Kate Smith!

Izintit?

Quote from: bigchucka on March 26, 2014, 09:59:00 AM
I just love the word "quatrain."
Yes,quatrain. I also like the way exaggerates when he pronounces foreign words-he`s so smart!

HaveAccess

FightTheFuture:
The term, frogman, is a term of respect and endearment that is commonly used in the SEAL community, and rightfully so. SEALs are, by definition, frogmen. SEALs conduct amphibious operations on a regular basis, exactly like their WWII era predecessors. The gear is a bit different, but the man -- more specifically, the character of the man -- that wears it, I assure you, has not changed an iota.

FTF:
You got it
Subject closed.

BTW:
The Nooron sucks.

bateman

Quote from: popple on March 26, 2014, 12:26:51 AM
So I turn on a stream after not listening to c2c for a long while and the 1st thing I hear is some caller praising Jorch for taking c2c to new heights since Art left. Why does that term "new heights" keep popping up everywhere he gets praised? New heights should be added to the angels and portals group.

Planted call. I'm betting $1.

VtaGeezer

Tonight, Johnny Hogue discusses the coming war over Ukraine that he had in his 2014 Predictions. Oh,wait...

ItsOver

Quote from: bateman on March 26, 2014, 04:14:47 PM
Planted call. I'm betting $1.
Maybe a "cat lady" with a Gemini or two? ;)  Keep praying for Goatsie.

bateman

Quote from: ItsOver on March 26, 2014, 05:54:29 PM
Maybe a "cat lady" with a Gemini or two? ;)  Keep praying for Goatsie.

I still cannot believe he bought that.

Wait, yes I can.

zeebo

Quote from: Seraphim27 on March 26, 2014, 10:59:18 AM
-- I appreciated it when he said that people whose lives are falling apart IN ALL DIRECTIONS are actually quite "powerful," they're just projecting their energies in the wrong direction. FEEL MY POWER, KIDS! I'm gonna try to be more positive now. I say that with sincerity.

I had tuned out by then but actually this may be a useful way to think.  My life energies are very much dispersed like the Shower setting on my garden hose - I need to redial it to Jet.

Jamal Abanane

K, Master Bateman...I must bite...


Who IS the sexy man in your avatar??? It's killing me...I gotta know...


Haha



bateman

Quote from: Jamal Abanane on March 26, 2014, 06:50:55 PM
K, Master Bateman...I must bite...


Who IS the sexy man in your avatar??? It's killing me...I gotta know...


Haha

He was on Noory's Romper Room a week or so ago, talking about gnomes or some such horseshit.

http://www.mystoftheoracle.com/


popple

Quote from: bateman on March 26, 2014, 04:14:47 PM
Planted call. I'm betting $1.

Think of all the planted calls you could buy for that $1

yumyumtree

Tonight's show includes"praying to improve finances." Sounds reminiscent of the Biblical Money Code, Prosperity Gospel or any number of faith-as-part-of-a-business plan schemes. I could be wrong, of course. I may not stay up that late. I think it's after Hogue.

NoMoreNoory

People are looking for a 'malissing Malaysian' plane.

zeebo

New easiest job in the world:  North Korean hair stylist.

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