George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[fotd]

"I'm beginning to believe this plane has landed somewhere.  Something strange is going on here."

Yeah George, I'm sure they just landed and decided to get a turkey sandwich at their local 7-11.

[Dateline]

Wrong Noory, they landed and picked up some frozen egg rolls.  This aint' no Italian landing.  No tower of Pizza Rolls here.

[NoMoreNoory]

Catty Noory fingers AT&T as the cause of their telephone problems, but makes it sound like ET&T: Extra-Terrestrial & Telegraph Company, presumably.

[fotd]

Haven't listened for a while. 

Scorpions ballad
Dion ballad
Refers to beyond beleef as a television show.

I just can't subject myself to this.  Click.

[Dateline]

Beyond Belief referred to as a television show is Beyond Belief.  Catchy!

[popple]

"I'm beginning to believe this plane has landed somewhere.  Something strange is going on here."

Yeah George, I'm sure they just landed and decided to get a turkey sandwich at their local 7-11.

It was pushed through a portal by angels.

[NoMoreNoory]

Holy cow! Joorch tells us that Tom and his fiancée bought him 'a Garmin Detection Locator Map' for his car in Los Angeles. Wtf?? Joorchie thinks it's great. You put in the location you want to get to an 'it talks you there' !!!! Amazeen, huh? Then he seriously asked who the voice is. The five year old strikes again.
Earlier, he divulged that a few years ago he got a flip phone which he just upgraded to 'an Android-type smartphone. Maybe someone should take Joorch aside and explain what that Google Maps app is for?

I bet Tommee's fiancée bought it cos she's sick of Joorchie calling at all hours cos he got lost again.

[coaster]

This last caller said she had never "interneted". I envy her.

[NoMoreNoory]

We want a Joorch Noory GPS.

[norrykilledc2c]

"We have a very speshull show for you toniite on coasttocoast. We will have the wife of one of the passengers from the missing Malaysian airplane"...

"Hellloooo Mary! Hooow arrrrre youuuuuu!"
"Umm, considering the circumstances, I'm doing the best I can."
"Baffling, isn't it?! It's like they disappeared into a portal."
"Umm, we're all just praying that they've landed somewhere safe and are waiting to be rescued."
"ho ho ho, Mary. I don't mean to laught but we had an aviation expert on who said that they probably crashed and sank to the bottom of the oshun! I mean, I wunder how deep it was. Do you think that sharks might be eating your husband yet. Was he overweight? I hope not, I think sharks might eat fat people first. Maybe we can have a remote viewer try to see if your husband was eaten."



chances of that are not very good.

[coaster]

I'm guessing open lines tonight. The guest is rambling.

[zeebo]

...
Scorpions ballad
Dion ballad
...

An irksome double-whammy indeed.

[GluttonForPunishment]

hehe  GN said "College of Lettuce"  instead of Letters.   

[zeebo]

Oh Jeez, another friggin crooning ballad?  WTF is wrong with Noory tonite, is he having a spell?  Am I having a spell? 

[Étouffée]

Why is George playing love songs?!

This alone makes me miss Johnny B.

[GluttonForPunishment]

Is it really too much to ask that George identify the bands/singers of the bumper music?   I don't know most of them and I SO appreciate it when the other professional hosts mention them.  What's his problem with it?   He wants us to all run to the computer to guess which one we're looking for on the list?  It's frustrating to me, especially when I like a song and have no idea who what or where about it.

[GluttonForPunishment]

Why is George playing love songs?!

It's hump day...

[zeebo]

I'm guessing open lines tonight. The guest is rambling.

Anyone understand what this guy is going on about?  His casual speaking style sounds like he's just talking about how to bake a loaf of bread or something but there are these biblical references that make me think maybe it's more than that.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Anyone understand what this guy is going on about?  His casual speaking style sounds like he's just talking about how to bake a loaf of bread or something but there are these biblical references that make me think maybe it's more than that.

I popped in for about 15 minutes of the second guest and am not sure where he is going with all this. I missed the start, listened a little, pressed the mute button and forgot to unpress it.
The second guest just said "grow and evolve" very quickly, but it sounded like "grow me some balls".


Caught L. Weinstein for a little bit and he was good as always.

[Étouffée]

It's hump day...

Uma...Oprah.  Uma...Oprah.

Noory...hump day.  Noory...hump day!

It does not work!!! It will never work!!

[zeebo]

I popped in for about 15 minutes of the second guest and am not sure where he is going with all this. I missed the start, listened a little, pressed the mute button and forgot to unpress it.
The second guest just said "grow and evolve" very quickly, but it sounded like "grow me some balls".
...

Haha, that sounds pretty close to my experience tonight.  I think I'll bail out now in case another sappy love song is on the way. 

[Juan Cena]

So. let's get this straight.

quantum physicist - gets canned by Snorry after 20 or so minutes.

Clergyman with totally unorthodox religious views that mixes Christianity with space aliens - On for the two hours.

[onan]

Wow... I think the only way noory can suck more is to actually place a dick in his mouth. Some caller... Christ wasn't a christian he was a jew... then some scripture...

I have had moments of feeling rather childish for what I said to noory. Now.. double it, god he is worse than monkey puss.

[UFQuack]

What is going on here?! I leave the forum for one day and I come back to find this?!:



This time you kids have gone too far!

[valdez]

...shoddy...pitiful...

...idle, pointless and unqualified speculation...

...another friggin crooning ballad?

Is it really too much to ask that George identify the bands/singers of the bumper music?   

This last caller said she had never "interneted". I envy her.

     I think every one of George's "missing plane" guest (tonight it was  David Soucie) have clearly stated to him that they'd rather work with the facts and not speculate.   Alas, George shall not waiver. "Let’s make a couple more assumptions..."  Fine.  Knock yourself out.  I wanted to hear more about exactly what the internet is (what's a server?  What does it mean?) with Lauren Weinstein, but George just wants someone to explain to him how Facebook and Snap Chat make money, because, you know, George is so unfamiliar with advertising.  The gods were space aliens with Rev. Michael J.S. Carter, who spoke clearly and had a very nice phone connection. The reason George doesn't comment on the music is because he cares nothing about it.  Kudos to the lady who never interneted, and who prefers "interacting with people on a human level."   Good luck with that.  And pack a gun.
 

[yumyumtree]

I always detect a slightly superior tone in people like the lady who never internetted.

At least with one of these callers they got into the problem of conducting a job search without the Internet. Good luck with that.

[Abby Normal]

I always detect a slightly superior tone in people like the lady who never internetted.

For never having used the internet, she seemed to know a lot about it.  "I've never facebooked.  I've never tweeted.  I've never skyped.  I've never . . . . . "  Reminded me of the late, not-so-great Andy Rooney of CBS who used to get paid far too much to blather on and on about trivial matters.  "I've never used a computer.  I still use this 1904 Underwood typewriter . . . ."

Apparently there's something prestigious about clinging to 19th century technology.  A real radio host would have had some fun with that woman and her superior attitude. 

[expat]

I'm with George on one thing -- a paper-and-pen appointments calendar (Rolodex, too, actually). The digital equivalents may be highly convenient, but one computer crash -- even a power failure -- and they're as much use as a pork chop in a synagogue.

[smithy]

     I think every one of George's "missing plane" guest (tonight it was  David Soucie) have clearly stated to him that they'd rather work with the facts and not speculate.   Alas, George shall not waiver. "Let’s make a couple more assumptions..."  Fine.  Knock yourself out.  I wanted to hear more about exactly what the internet is (what's a server?  What does it mean?) with Lauren Weinstein, but George just wants someone to explain to him how Facebook and Snap Chat make money, because, you know, George is so unfamiliar with advertising.  The gods were space aliens with Rev. Michael J.S. Carter, who spoke clearly and had a very nice phone connection. The reason George doesn't comment on the music is because he cares nothing about it.  Kudos to the lady who never interneted, and who prefers "interacting with people on a human level."   Good luck with that.  And pack a gun.

OK, now this is the kind of review that I can read so I know I didn't miss a thing (not that I ever would) by not listening to C2C. Thanks for summarizing C2C bad shows. I wish someone would do a full summary every night. Any volunteers?

[coaster]

I'm with George on one thing -- a paper-and-pen appointments calendar (Rolodex, too, actually). The digital equivalents may be highly convenient, but one computer crash -- even a power failure -- and they're as much use as a pork chop in a synagogue.

I too own a paper calendar and found it odd that George would think that made him a dinosaur. Whats wrong with a calendar? Like you said, they are immune to a power failure. Some of them also have purdy pictures.