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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Gassy Man

He seems to just be pouting while the guest continues to talk.

Morgus

Quote from: Gassy Man on March 12, 2014, 01:18:45 AM
Wow, George just got testy with the guest . . . which is so funny considering how often he screws up.  What an ass.
Noory clearly looking to dump this guest early after he started coughing  for a bit.
Maybe the guest's accent is annoying Noory?
Expect after the bottom of the hour break for Noory to come up with some excuse like his phone connnection went dead mysteriously?  8)

yumyumtree

I get the sense that George wants to cut this guest short so he can get back to discussing the Malaysian airliner on open lines.

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Gassy Man on March 12, 2014, 01:18:45 AM
Wow, George just got testy with the guest . . . which is so funny considering how often he screws up.  What an ass.

I just heard him say " I think I'm going to have to discontinue the interview, you're not doing well". Guest says he'll be fine. My bets on he wont be back after the break.

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Morgus on March 12, 2014, 01:20:55 AM
Noory clearly looking to dump this guest early after he started coughing  for a bit.
Maybe the guest's accent is annoying Noory?
Expect after the bottom of the hour break for Noory to come up with some excuse like his phone connnection went dead mysteriously?  8)

Simple Georges brain can't comprehend the accent.


Gassy Man

This isn't the first time that George has been a douche to a guest if he senses even a tiny thing is off.  This guy sounds old or under the weather, and obviously he has a thick accent.

Gassy Man

Yep, the guest "mysteriously" disappeared.

Morgus

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on March 12, 2014, 01:30:12 AM
Morgus you totally called that one.
haha - yep, the guest "mysteriously" disappeared off the phone just before the break.
expect open lines or a plug-in guest like Joshua P. Warren to magically appear next...

yumyumtree

"Huh, where did he go? Click off."

Sonofabitch, you guys were right.


Morgus

Its not like this kind of thing hasn't happened many times before with Noory and some guests, very predictable... ;)

yumyumtree

Oh, I think he wants open lines to talk about 370.


Morgus

Quote from: Gassy Man on March 12, 2014, 01:33:27 AM
Morgus was right on target.
I also predicted a couple days ago that Noory will probably have Major Ed Dames remote view the plane crash, and he mentioned that in the first hour tonight...

yumyumtree

"Our little bag of magic tricks"? What does he think we are, children? I hope he reads this board this morning.

Gassy Man

Quote from: Morgus on March 12, 2014, 01:36:27 AM
I also predicted a couple days ago that Noory will probably have Major Ed Dames remote view the plane crash, and he mentioned that in the first hour tonight...
Haha, even George's assholery is predictable . . . and it is so transparent.



Mels-hole1984

Dave says hes got a bag of tricks...I've got one for you...

yumyumtree

Quote from: Morgus on March 12, 2014, 01:36:27 AM
I also predicted a couple days ago that Noory will probably have Major Ed Dames remote view the plane crash, and he mentioned that in the first hour tonight...

Well, I guess Sylvia Browne isn't available.

Morgus

Yep exactly as expected Noory unceremoniously just dumped his guest and got one of his regular fill-ins right now.
Its Lionel Fanthorpe, he was my second choice guess as a quick fill-in, after Joshua P. Warren... :D

Birdie

He is not even going to explain what happened to the last guest? Not even a 'bad line' story? Nothing at all, just act like it never happened and the guest never existed? Classy and professional, as ususal.

Morgus

Quote from: Birdie on March 12, 2014, 01:40:42 AM
He is not even going to explain what happened to the last guest? Not even a 'bad line' story? Nothing at all, just act like it never happened and the guest never existed? Classy and professional, as ususal.
Thats Noory's Standard Operating Procedure for dumping guests...

Gassy Man

Someone needs to update the Wikipedia entry to note George's predictable dumping of guests.

Morgus

Get ready for another re-telling of the Springheeled Jack story... ;)

Gassy Man

Why, oh, why can't Fanthorpe start coughing?

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Birdie on March 12, 2014, 01:40:42 AM
He is not even going to explain what happened to the last guest? Not even a 'bad line' story? Nothing at all, just act like it never happened and the guest never existed? Classy and professional, as ususal.

I noticed that as well. Noory needs to be held accountable for his asshattery dammit!

Designx

He's asking this idiot about the damn airplane?

Morgus

Quote from: Designx on March 12, 2014, 01:44:51 AM
He's asking this idiot about the damn airplane?
somehow he will probably come up with a theory that it was Springheeled Jack that came thru a portal and flew the plane into it?  8)

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