George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[UFQuack]

Wayne Dyer seen here willing butterflies to fly:

[FallenSeraph]

"When you're humming a song and can't get it out of your head, there's usually a message there."

No. Just no. I've been stuck on that stupid Subway "Fritos on My Sub" song all day. No message there except Subway sucks for making that ultra-annoying commercial.

I just cruised through Wayne Dyer's bio on that all-knowing and all-accurate source Wikipedia. Holy crikey, he's been married three times.

He needs to stop the self-bashing about the bald thing. Bald men are hot. Well, some of them. Sumo wrestlers, not so much.

I must be ovulating.

[FallenSeraph]

Speaking of Wikipedia, someone needs to update George's Wikipedia entry under "Books" to include "George Noory's Late-Night Snacks."

[UFQuack]

Documented, Wayne Dyer miraculously manifests a single hair:

[zeebo]

Wayne Dyer seen here willing butterflies to fly...

... I saw a butterfly and was reminded of this Emily Dickinson poem that Ram Dass and I discussed at a Maui pool party and it speaks of the the eternal nature of the soul and how the ocean is full of love and blah blah blah

[FallenSeraph]

... I saw a butterfly and was reminded of this Emily Dickinson poem that Ram Dass and I discussed at a Maui pool party and it speaks of the the eternal nature of the soul and how the ocean is full of love and blah blah blah

LOL

[UFQuack]

yeah sure, rammed ass

[paladin1991]

"When you're humming a song and can't get it out of your head, there's usually a message there."

No. Just no. I've been stuck on that stupid Subway "Fritos on My Sub" song all day. No message there except Subway sucks for making that ultra-annoying commercial.

I just cruised through Wayne Dyer's bio on that all-knowing and all-accurate source Wikipedia. Holy crikey, he's been married three times.

He needs to stop the self-bashing about the bald thing. Bald men are hot. Well, some of them. Sumo wrestlers, not so much.

I must be ovulating.

Too much free form testosterone in the air?

[Birdie]

I only get PBS with my antenna, and this Dyer guy has been haunting my channels all weekend. I have had to put on V-me, the Spanish language PBS, for background noise. Yaargh.

[UFQuack]

Scurvy Elephant = Wayne's nickname for his junk

[UFQuack]

Did he just say you can drink nuclear waste and be healthy? The things this guy says, you can't make this stuff up!

Don't allow anything to interfere with your dreams, including reality.

[PB the Deplorable]

Heroes don't flee their country and hit them from a safe distance....another country....Heroes stand and fight for justice in their own land.

He is a weasel-looking coward. As for Snooron, he is what I've said all along.....a right wing conservative puppet just like all of talk radio on Premiere and Clear Channel, etc. His caring is all fake. He is as heartless as all his crony conservatives and those with "GOPer" behind their name.

We shouldn't have learned that our government is illegally recording our phone calls, monitoring what we do on the internet, storing our emails, photographing both sides of all our mail? 

[Abby Normal]

I was half asleep listening to last night's train wreck.  Did I really hear the following or did I dream it?

Dyer had "surgery" for leukemia?  While he was in Maui and the "surgeon" was in Brazil?  And he had to remain in bed 24 hours afterward.

[aldousburbank]

Deep thoughts on last nights show:
I turned it off two minutes in BTW, when George talked about the weather and said " What is it now, January 2nd, 3rd?

I would probably care what Wayne has to say if:
A- He had some fucking hair.
B- He was not a happy talking, it's all good, schlomo.
C- He was not full of shit.
D- His name was Wayne Liver instead of Wayne Dyer.
E- He was not on George's sucky little show.

Ok, all done hating now. Let's all go play with butterflies.

[FallenSeraph]

This guy on Twitter:

The Fake Wayne Dyer
@fakewaynedyer

[PerfectTommy]

Did he just say you can drink nuclear waste and be healthy? The things this guy says, you can't make this stuff up!

Yeah he said that with just the right mindset, it shouldn't matter what you put in your body... you could even drink nuclear waste without fear or care.

However, roughly fifteen or twenty minutes before he said that, he talked about how much he benefited from a gluten-free diet.

What a complete and utter bullshit artist.

Those who pay good money for mendacious claptrap such as this should demand refunds.

[FallenSeraph]

I was half asleep listening to last night's train wreck.  Did I really hear the following or did I dream it?

Dyer had "surgery" for leukemia?  While he was in Maui and the "surgeon" was in Brazil?  And he had to remain in bed 24 hours afterward.

He got cured over the phone by Papa John in Brazil. After the cure, he received a large pepperoni and mushroom pizza.

For the record, I'm not a Wayne Dyer hater. I just think he's a little over the top. I even own three of his books. They are comforting, but my power of intention never gets me anywhere. I guess I'm not intending things enough.

If I were hanging out with him, I'd tell him it's OK to belch and curse and be grumpy for five minutes. "You don't have to save the world today, Wayne. Just let it all hang out. Wink. Wink."

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ETA: Here's an interesting and unbiased article written by another guy who went to John of God for healing. His results: a trippy dream, but not much else. Maybe it only works for Oprah and Dyer and the like. http://www.examiner.com/article/my-experience-seeing-the-renowned-faith-healer-john-of-god

[No Name Storm]

We shouldn't have learned that our government is illegally recording our phone calls, monitoring what we do on the internet, storing our emails, photographing both sides of all our mail?

I never said that. What I said is that you don't run to another country to make your stand. A hero takes what comes for freedom fighting. And I am not convinced that this is what this egotist is all about. Come back to the USA and then expose all you want. Fight the fight in your own back yard.

Coward.

[FallenSeraph]

I never said that. What I said is that you don't run to another country to make your stand. A hero takes what comes for freedom fighting. And I am not convinced that this is what this egotist is all about. Come back to the USA and then expose all you want. Fight the fight in your own back yard.

Coward.

. . . but . . . but . . . Michael Hastings.

I was rooting for him until he also shared our info with other governments. Then I was like, "Hey man, quit it."

[FallenSeraph]

Tonight:

Earthquakes & the San Andreas
Date:   03-03-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   John Dvorak
John Dvorak, Ph.D. has studied volcanoes and earthquakes for the U.S. Geological Survey around the world and has written for various respected science journals. He will discuss the telescope he operates in Hawaii, the latest discoveries in astronomy and theoretical physics, volcanoes on Earth, and the ticking tectonic time bomb known as the San Andreas fault.

GEORGE: If you're checking in here for your daily dose of positive, uplifting feedback (sorry, sometimes I try, I swear), could you also ask Dvorak about the New Madrid Fault, please?

Here in Memphis, we live in a perpetual state of waiting for that thing to blow. Or at least I do. Mainly because it might give me a chance to run out into the wreckage of the city and act like a hero, you know, pull people out of rubble and all that. Then my small meaningless life would suddenly have a grand purpose. But enough about me. That would be a good question.

And also â€" could volcanoes serve as portals to other dimensions if someone wearing an inflammable spacesuit were to jump down inside one? Please, I'm begging. It would make me laugh just to hear his reaction, and you know you wanna ask that question anyway, George! <3 

[NoMoreNoory]

I never said that. What I said is that you don't run to another country to make your stand. A hero takes what comes for freedom fighting. And I am not convinced that this is what this egotist is all about. Come back to the USA and then expose all you want. Fight the fight in your own back yard.

Coward.

Full agreement. And anyone prepared to hide under Putin's petticoats has zero credibility in my eyes.

Speaking of whom, does anyone know where the Crimerian Peninsula is? Joorch mentioned it last night. It seems to be part of 'The' Ukraine, but I've scoured an atlas in vain looking for it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

And also â€" could volcanoes serve as portals to other dimensions if someone wearing an inflammable lederhosen were to jump down inside one? Please, I'm begging. It would make me laugh just to hear his reaction, and you know you wanna ask that question anyway, George! <3 

Oh thats a good one.
Here is mine:

If you could touch the inside of an active volcano, what would it feel like?

[George Drooly]

I only get PBS with my antenna

Well, take away the "P" and the C2C signal will come in loud and clear

[albrecht]

Full agreement. And anyone prepared to hide under Putin's petticoats has zero credibility in my eyes.

Speaking of whom, does anyone know where the Crimerian Peninsula is? Joorch mentioned it last night. It seems to be part of 'The' Ukraine, but I've scoured an atlas in vain looking for it.

If he fled, to say the Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland, Norway or some place like that I would be forgiving. His life is in danger due to his whistle-blowing, at least temporarily to get away from the US is prudent. Serpico fled but to neutral/friendly countries and AFTER he testified in the Knapp Hearings. But to flee to enemies, or at least hostile police states, like China (even if HK) and Russia is not the way to go and makes him seem more like a spy than an honest whistle-blower concerned about our civil rights.

[zeebo]

..I turned it off two minutes in BTW, when George talked about the weather and said " What is it now, January 2nd, 3rd?...

He was so happy we've gotten past that tricky "Feb" month that he got a bit rattled.

[zeebo]

...Speaking of whom, does anyone know where the Crimerian Peninsula is? Joorch mentioned it last night. ...

I think it's where Conan the Barbarian is from.

[b_dubb]

New Age freaks make me sad at how desperately they flail around to make connections to support their ideas.  It just smacks of desperation. Dyer strikes me as someone who wants people to regale him with accolades for how evolved he is but feigns modesty when he gets what he wants. 

I have to go run my crystal now and chant.

[zeebo]

Oh thats a good one.
Here is mine:

If you could touch the inside of an active volcano, what would it feel like?

How about:

Are volcanoes as scary as they are in the movies?

[wr250]

Oh thats a good one.
Here is mine:

If you could touch the inside of an active volcano, what would it feel like?

the lair of an evil supervillian ....

[cweb]

How about:

Are volcanoes as scary as they are in the movies?

Or maybe:

If we knew when a volcano was going to erupt, couldn't we stop it with like a plug or something?