George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

You know that guests are told to submit 22 questions for George to ask them? Hilarious.

I've heard that guests have to submit questions for simple Jorch to read.  A third grader could do what he's suppose to do but Jorch still screws it up.

That's, of course, one of the problems with the current C2C with Jorch.  There's no spontaneity, no intelligent give-and-take between the guest and the host, no interesting conversation to draw a listener into the show.  Jorch is just a badly programmed hack with faulty processing and delivery.

[Noorynoid]

"Yeah I mean it's just incredible what's been happening with people lately."

"Pleased to meet you, hope you get my name but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game"

[yumyumtree]

My prediction of Jorch's opening salvo with Hulet in the first hour:

"The Ukraine - what's going on over there?" 

Yep.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

My prediction of Jorch's opening salvo with Hulet in the first hour:

"The Ukraine - what's going on over there?" 

I think a school roof fell on some kids and killed them in Korea (terrible accident), so that "GN Story" is available.

[bateman]

Why haven't we done a GNS drinking game?

Oh, right, because we'd all be dead.

[NoMoreNoory]

Why haven't we done a GNS drinking game?

Oh, right, because we'd all be dead.

That's true, too. There is no doubt about it.

Actually, there are GNS drinking games buried somewhere in these 1400 pages. At least NMN and Sardondi (God rest his soul) have submitted suggested rules in the past.

[ItsOver]

... and Sardondi (God rest his soul) have submitted suggested rules in the past.

Is this more of the "talk like Noory game" tonight?   I remember when somebody asked Noory for an update on Art and Noory's response was "Art's no longer with us."    Yes, "Sardondi is no longer with us.  God rest his soul." 

[PB the Deplorable]

Why haven't we done a GNS drinking game?

Oh, right, because we'd all be dead.

That, and because we'd have to listen to the show to play

[ItsOver]

Death is one thing but listen to the show?    Come on.

[George49]

So the Shroud of Urin and War Talk is basically tonight's agenda.

George:"It's not true that the Iranian people hate the USA?"

Oh no George, don't you remember those 'Death to America' protests there a few months ago? Must of slipped his mind.

[Immy]

Three "of course's" in one minute introducing Howard Bloom. Jorchie ties his own pathetic record.

He sucks, of course

[zeebo]

I think I just heard him mention the software company "Michael-Soft".

[zeebo]

"When we get back, we're gonna talk about some of the things I was just talking about."

[NoMoreNoory]

Ed Dames alert! Joorch says he'll be on tomorrow to talk about the protests in the Ukraine. Dames will discuss how the unrest has created a scarcity in mail-order brides
Meanwhile, he introduces Howard Bloom as the creator of The Epic Of Evolution Society??

Of course.

[NoMoreNoory]

And his new itchy skin ad is just downright creepy. It makes my skin itch.

[Immy]

And his new itchy skin ad is just downright creepy. It makes my skin itch.

Sure does. And he even stumbles over the package description:

"Look for it in blue and the white box" or some such sparkling diction. I really believe he goes thru about ten takes before they settle on the one that has the fewest mistakes. These audio guys have families they gotta get home to. Can't be there all night with mushmouth.

[yumyumtree]

I know that some American service people are not American citizens, but I have a hard time believing, as Hulet says, that such large numbers aren't citizens, and that the military  is actually uninterested in recruiting American citizens.

Hulet is on the most-likely-to-be-mentally-ill -guest thread, right?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I just realized Immy was Alex from a Clockwork Orange, and George49 was the brother Alex's parents adopted when he was in prison.
Oh, and Zeebo is a squirrel.

I know that some American service people are not American citizens, but I have a hard time believing, as Hulet says, that such large numbers aren't citizens, and that the military  is actually uninterested in recruiting American citizens.

I remember a bunch of Phillipinos serving when I was a kid. Not sure if that is true nowadays.

[yumyumtree]

According to George, we have a lot of Craig B .Hulet to look forward to over the next 4 years if we listen to his show.

[Immy]

I just realized Immy was Alex from a Clockwork Orange, and George49 was the brother Alex's parents adopted when he was in prison.
Oh, and Zeebo is a squirrel.

Actually, George49 is Anton Chigurh (aka Javier Bardem).

There are no coincidences. 

[Birdie]

In George's tin foil hat world, it has to be aliens. Along with the pyramids, Stonehenge et al. We descended into this pretty quickly last night, of course. This irritates me on two fronts.
First, it's just an insult to human ingenuity, dedication and skill. It's an awe-inspiring piece of building/engineering, ergo we couldn't possibly have done it. Give it a thousand years or so, and Joorch would be saying the same thing about Chartres Cathedral and the Empire State Building.
Second, these aliens/inter-dimensional beings are supposedly from some technologically advanced civilisation. They'd have to be to get here. And what do they offer? The secret of space/time/inter-dimensional travel? The computer chip? Sliced bread? Nope. Pyramids. Stone circles. And that's it. 'Just build pyramids and henges and you'll be fine. That's where the future is. OK? Have fun and we'll be back in a few thousand to see how you're getting on.' It makes far less sense than the notion that we built them ourselves.

Totally agree. It drives me mad when some imaginary, anonymous, interstellar time travelers are given credit for some of Mankind's great accomplishments. Sounds real plausible. Just because folks lived a long time ago does not mean they were stupid. It is lazy and condescending as hell to think that. And it really drives me crazy to hear Jorch's sophomoric comments on it. Freaking moron.

[Morgus]

C2C website updated the schedule for Thursday's show:


Banking Cartels/ Kiev Riots
Date:    02-20-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    _ V, Major Ed Dames

First Half: Former commodities trader and contributor to private think tanks dealing with geo-strategic initiatives, V, will discuss how powerful cartels have manipulated world events over past decades to further the international banking agenda.

2nd Half: Remote viewing teacher Ed Dames, who lives part time in Ukraine, reports on the violent riots taking place in Kiev.

[Bmassie]

I hope a caller who feels the shroud is a hoax gets thur and makes some valid points. George is doing a great job of staying quiet really helps the flow of arts old show.

[Scully]

The programs on Coast are getting worse every day.  The good thing about that is I have been driven to alternative sites.  There's some good stuff on Dark Matter Network, as well as some crap.  I've even re-found Art Bell Always, which I feel sure is compliments of one of you guys.

When one door closes, a window opens, or so they say.  I'm not good at changing, but I'm learning.  How much worse can Noory and C2C get before they lose everyone with an IQ over 85? 

[Nebraska888]

Three "of course's" in one minute introducing Howard Bloom. Jorchie ties his own pathetic record.

He sucks, of course

Yep......heard it.

[UnscreenedCaller]

2nd Half: Remote viewing teacher Ed Dames, who lives part time in Ukraine, reports on the violent riots taking place in Kiev.

No doubt "No Shame" Dames will point to the swell job he did remote viewing this before he moved to the Ukraine. Must be hell trying to find yet another safe spot.

[ItsOver]

...Just because folks lived a long time ago does not mean they were stupid. It is lazy and condescending as hell to think that. And it really drives me crazy to hear Jorch's sophomoric comments on it. Freaking moron.

Jorch thinks they were like him.

[valdez]

...Pyramids. Stone circles...

Ed Dames alert!

Three "of course's" in one minute introducing Howard Bloom. Jorchie ties his own pathetic record.

     He also seems to have had a record number of guest telling him he's wrong about things.  I think it's about 3 or 4 this week.  That's the danger he faces when he veers away from his "of course's" and his "absolutely's" and attempts to say something.
 

And his new itchy skin ad is just downright creepy. It makes my skin itch.

     I love it.  Especially when George says you should use it (the product who's name I can't recall) when "you feel miserable and uncomfortable in your own skin." Considering he's playing the part of a big time edgy truth seeking radio host I'm sure he knows exactly what that feels like.  George says there are "great and huge" things coming for coast insiders soon, which translates to "cheesy and lame" ala' George Time.  Howard Bloom was supposed to talk about why everyone is acting weird, but instead spoke about the coming automation of everything.  Craig Hulet said that "the fear mongering is getting out of hand" (eventually every c2c guest that really feels this way is going to have to think long and hard about continuing their relationship with the show) and that he doesn't care about "gay marriage and marijuana" because there are more important things to worry about.  The Barrie Schwortz segment on the Shroud of Turin was very good.  Schwortz seems like a deep and sincere guy and I dug how he spoke of his evolution from being a non-practicing Jew to finding God in his heart with a little help from the Shroud.  He also mentioned that the city of Turin is the "seat of Satanism in western Europe."  George must have already known all about that because there was no reaction or follow up.  Either that or he was snapchatting.  With Ed Dames dead smack in the middle of a revolution theres no reason tomorrow’s interview shouldn't be riveting, but if anybody can screw it up, it's George.



 

[ItsOver]

No doubt "No Shame" Dames will point to the swell job he did remote viewing this before he moved to the Ukraine. Must be hell trying to find yet another safe spot.

He saw this one coming.  No doubt.    I hope Jorch starts to use him as a career advisor.

[expat]

It'll be March in a week's time. The year's a quarter over already!!

No George dear, it isn't. Sheesh....