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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Morgus

Quote from: Birdie on February 03, 2014, 12:00:12 AM
Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.
Thats just one of Noory's longtime "shticks" - he thinks it makes him sound cool or something...  :o

zeebo

Quote from: Birdie on February 03, 2014, 12:00:12 AM
Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.

I get this feeling it's a tip he picked up from some dusty old self-help book on how to schmooze with people at cocktail parties.

Quote from: Juan on February 02, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
I will never forgive Alex Jones for what he did to Michelle Maulkin a few years ago.  He led a mob over to surround her while he yelled at her through a bullhorn.  Say what you will about her politics, but she's a tiny woman and was obviously scared to death.  No one deserves that kind of treatment.  You're a big man, Alex, scaring women.
He belly-bumped someone she was with then started screaming that they assaulted him. He's  an over-dramatic, sensationalistic conspiracy huckster... Geraldo Rivera with a tin foil hat.

Scully

Quote from: Abby Normal on February 02, 2014, 06:34:44 AM
George's guest tonight is Alex Jones, the jackass who makes his living profiting from national tragedies: Oklahoma City Bombing, 9-11, Sandy Hook, Boston Marathon bombings.  Every time some tragedy happens, Jones blames it on the government and his demented followers believe him.  And George thinks he's swell.  He invites him to his personal appearances (the one in Toronto, anyway) and invites him to spew his idiocy on C2C.

What do you think? 

A) Does George actually believe this crap?  In which case he's either crazy or incredibly stupid.  Or

B) He knows it's crap but, having no conscience, milks this Alex Jones conspiracy crap because it's how he chooses to earn his living?

For what it's worth, my opinion is that it's B).  George makes a point of salivating over Jones every chance he gets -- calls him, and I quote, "our dear friend, Alex Jones."  I think he sees Jones as some kind of well-known superstar he has been able to glom onto and with whom he will ascend into the higher realms of fame and fortune.

They're both exploitive frauds in my book. 

NoMoreNoory

Joorch plays Eve Of Destruction and has this mind-boggling observation to offer (trampling all over the song as he goes):

"Ah! The meanings of those words. Wow. They just don't end, do they? Same today as it was yesterday."

Yes, Joorch. Strange thing with the meaning of words. They is tending to be now what it always were. It's only in your befogged brain that words and their definitions, rather like the distinction between singular and plural, become like Lego bricks: you think you can just make a loose assemblage of them and assume it will all make sense. You can't, and it doesn't. You really are a complete moron.

ItsOver

Quote from: Birdie on February 03, 2014, 12:00:12 AM
Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.

I need to remember to refer to Jorch as Jorchy.  I'd recommend anybody calling in to Jorchy do the same. 

wr250

One guest makes you happy
And one guest makes you sad
And the ones that noory gives you
Don't tell anything at all
Go ask Art, cause he's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing tommy
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a noory listening  caterpillar
Has given you the call
To call Lisa, when she was just small

When the men from area 51 get up
And take you where are going to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask noory, I think he'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the george noory is talking backwards
And the guest's off with her head
Remember what Art Bell said
Feed your head,
Feed your head

Abby Normal

Here's a video about the "truther" who grabbed the microphone at Malcom Smith's press conference and shouted "9/11 was perpetrated by people within our own government."  The idiot was arrested and charged with trespassing.

9/11 Truther Guy Rushes Microphone on Malcom Smith MVP during SuperBowl XLVIII 48 Interview

George and "dear friend" Alex Jones talked about what this idiot had done on C2C last night.  Georgie and Jonesie, squealed with delight, giggled and guffawed and thought it was wonderful.  Idiots.   



Nebraska888

Quote from: Birdie on February 03, 2014, 12:00:12 AM
Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.

I KNOW!!!!  IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!  PEOPLE GIVE THE NAME THEY CHOOSE TO USE, NOORY.......STOP WITH THE NICKNAMES.  IT'S RUDE.

b_dubb

Quote from: Nebraska888 on February 03, 2014, 06:47:51 AM
I KNOW!!!!  IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!  PEOPLE GIVE THE NAME THEY CHOOSE TO USE, NOORY.......STOP WITH THE NICKNAMES.  IT'S RUDE.
But he's a NICE GUY! That's what nice guys do! They use nicknames and act all chummy with people they don't really know that well!  Also nice guy's are generally clueless and unprepared for interviews and suck at everything in general!

Nebraska888

Quote from: b_dubb on February 03, 2014, 07:18:05 AM
But he's a NICE GUY! That's what nice guys do! They use nicknames and act all chummy with people they don't really know that well!  Also nice guy's are generally clueless and unprepared for interviews and suck at everything in general!

;)

FallenSeraph

Last night, George impressed me with his knowledge of how that key-bending trick works. Then people called in to tell George and his guest just how psychic they were. Then I got lulled off to sleep by a soft monotonous British accent. I think George did too at one point.

I only caught Hour 4 last night, so that's all I got.  8)

ItsOver

Quote from: b_dubb on February 03, 2014, 07:18:05 AM
But he's a NICE GUY! That's what nice guys do! They use nicknames and act all chummy with people they don't really know that well!  Also nice guy's are generally clueless and unprepared for interviews and suck at everything in general!

I wish nice guy Jorchy would hurry up and do what nice guys do best, finish last and get off the stage ASAP.

Morgus

Quote from: Nebraska888 on February 03, 2014, 06:47:51 AM
I KNOW!!!!  IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME!  PEOPLE GIVE THE NAME THEY CHOOSE TO USE, NOORY.......STOP WITH THE NICKNAMES.  IT'S RUDE.
When Noory calls a caller by a nickname, the caller should respond by calling Noory "Georgie Porgie" or something...  :P
See how he likes it, turnabout is fair play.  8)

coaster

Quote from: Birdie on February 03, 2014, 12:00:12 AM
Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.
I've mentioned this in the past. Its annoying and unprofessional.

46blitz

Hey there, Georgie Girl.  He needs that as his main bumper tune.

nooropathy

My First Post -- Please Be Kind Everyone,

A tiny bit of background.  Art Bell first offered streaming for his live program and archive for free--yes free; back in the mid-90's...  Then at some point they started charging for internet streaming the live program and Podcasts.  I was one of the first to sign up, you know the teaser: less than 15 cents a day!  I figure I've paid well over $750 over the last 15 years to listen to CtoCAM.

Here is my UN-Subscription Feed Back as requested during this process.
----------------------------------------------------------------

I have been a streamlink member years before GN took over for Art.  I listened to Art starting in 1996 and have been a regular listener for nearly 18 years.    My "streamlink" subscription was one of the longest you have on record (check it out). George no longer holds the banner of CtoCAM high enough to consider another year of paid listening.

I get aggravated hearing the same dumb statements and noises (ha,ha,ha)that GN makes constantly, he appears to be catering to the under 100 IQ that must now be the majority of your listeners...my IQ is above 100 so I consider GN is no longer interested in keeping the >100 IQ folks as regular listeners.

George Noory Sucks and has for sometime.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=3.0 is a place to start

It didn't start out that way, but it certainly is obvious to a lot of folks, you must not be reading the mountain of feedback in this regard.

Goodbye George -- Ha,Ha,Ha!

FallenSeraph

Quote from: Abby Normal on February 03, 2014, 05:40:05 AM
Here's a video about the "truther" who grabbed the microphone at Malcom Smith's press conference and shouted "9/11 was perpetrated by people within our own government."  The idiot was arrested and charged with trespassing.

9/11 Truther Guy Rushes Microphone on Malcom Smith MVP during SuperBowl XLVIII 48 Interview

George and "dear friend" Alex Jones talked about what this idiot had done on C2C last night.  Georgie and Jonesie, squealed with delight, giggled and guffawed and thought it was wonderful.  Idiots.

WOW! That's crazy! He's lucky they didn't jump up and body-slam him!


ItsOver

Quote from: 46blitz on February 03, 2014, 02:20:20 PM
Hey there, Georgie Girl.  He needs that as his main bumper tune.

Yes, hahaha, the "Chase" intro should be replaced with "Georgie Girl."  Make that "Jorchy Girl."  ;D

bateman

QuoteAncient Giants

Mon 02-03

Writer and editor for the History Channel and other networks, Richard Dewhurst, has researched 400 years of newspaper articles and photos, first person accounts, and illustrated field reports which reveal that not only was North America once ruled by an advanced race of giants, but that the Smithsonian has been actively suppressing the physical evidence of this for nearly 150 years.


ItsOver

I guess the Smithsonian hasn't gotten a hold of General Mills, yet.



Damn GMOs.

FallenSeraph

Quote from: ItsOver on February 03, 2014, 03:51:03 PM
I guess the Smithsonian hasn't gotten a hold of General Mills, yet.



Damn GMOs.

http://youtu.be/G6984354ANA

(LOL. Sorry. That was random as hell.)

NoMoreNoory

From the C2C website…...<<Richard Dewhurst, has researched 400 years of newspaper articles and photos>>

Klashik show tonight, as Dewhurst not only proves the existence of the Jolly Green Giant, but also pushes the history of photography back to the early 17th century!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 03, 2014, 03:19:16 AM
Joorch plays Eve Of Destruction and has this mind-boggling observation to offer (trampling all over the song as he goes):

"Ah! The meanings of those words. Wow. They just don't end, do they? Same today as it was yesterday."

Yes, Joorch. Strange thing with the meaning of words. They is tending to be now what it always were. It's only in your befogged brain that words and their definitions, rather like the distinction between singular and plural, become like Lego bricks: you think you can just make a loose assemblage of them and assume it will all make sense. You can't, and it doesn't. You really are a complete moron.

i woke up my dogs laughing at this one. so true and oh so HI-larious.

Quote from: CJJames on February 02, 2014, 11:49:03 PM
If Alex Jones could walk into a haunted house and not come out that would be great.

lol. you guys are cracking me up tonight. laughter=the best medicine, unfortunately, there aint enough chemo in the world to get rid of the nooron.

Quote from: Juan on February 02, 2014, 10:49:52 AM
I will never forgive Alex Jones for what he did to Michelle Maulkin a few years ago.  He led a mob over to surround her while he yelled at her through a bullhorn.  Say what you will about her politics, but she's a tiny woman and was obviously scared to death.  No one deserves that kind of treatment.  You're a big man, Alex, scaring women.
She's a shill for FAUX NEWS and puts herself out there! I don't feel bad for her, or that Pre-op tranny, Ann Coulter. If they want to play with the big boys, then they have to expect blowback!

BTW, I can't stand Alex Jones, and couldn't listen, because his voice drove me crazy! I tried muffling it, but it didn't work.

Dateline

I listened to Alex Jones last evening.  I don't know, but he seemed to have vanillaed  up his presentation and rhetoric.  He was doing Alex Jones light.  This could have been just my sensitivity about JB getting removed from Coast.  Alex just seem diluted like he had went through a strainer, not your typical Alex.

Designx

Quote from: Dateline on February 03, 2014, 09:50:45 PM
I listened to Alex Jones last evening.  I don't know, but he seemed to have vanillaed  up his presentation and rhetoric.  He was doing Alex Jones light.  This could have been just my sensitivity about JB getting removed from Coast.  Alex just seem diluted like he had went through a strainer, not your typical Alex.

Or Alex auditioning for the Saturday spot on Coast heaven forbid.

Immy

QuoteWriter and editor for the History Channel and other networks, Richard Dewhurst, has researched 400 years of newspaper articles and photos...

First segment will feature Jorch's amazement that newspapers have been around that long. "That's huge!" :o

Remember this klashik from last summer?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=4429.msg

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