George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[norrykilledc2c]

Hey if remote viewing was worth a peanut why wouldn't you just remote view some CEO's office and do some extrasensory insider trading ... i.e., why aren't all the remote viewers billionaires, instead of schlepping for shekels from friggin George Noory?

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

[Heather Wade]

Anything I can do to help lift the mood around here :-)

Dortmunder... you're the man.   

[Birdie]

I can just hear him now:


"Yow! Being croociferd musta really hurt! You couldn't get ME to do it!"

"Now, just how evil WAS Satan?"

"If Eve had been a guy, would we even be eating apples today?"

"So did the big bang really take six days? Because I always heard it was instantatious."

ROFL! I can hear him saying all of this! Thank you for the best laugh I have had all day.

I am so pleased to have found this site. It is satisfying to have all the reasons why my husband and I have grown to hate c2c validated by others.

[zeebo]

Maybe I'll put out a Noory-inspired guide to picking up the babes, to include:

* Fake mustache & comb

* Elvis pants/belt

* How to sing like a 50's crooner e-book

* Romantic pizza roll wine pairings

* Noory questions lifted from tonite's show repurposed as pick-up lines:

  - "How powerful is your dream state?"

  - "What is the most puzzling aspect of the universe to you?"

  - "Is there such a thing as lightning in the universe?"

  - "Do you still pound your head trying to understand what the big bang theory means when I can't figure it out and never did?"

  - "Tell me a little bit about your conferences coming up."

[Agent : Orange]

The Electric Universe
Date:    01-22-14
Host:    George Noory
Guests:    David Talbott, Wallace Thornhill, Paul H. Smith

Comparative mythologist Dave Talbott and physicist Wallace Thornhill will discuss several recent discoveries in space which offer new support to the electric comet hypothesis and legitimize previously controversial theories.

First Hour: Remote viewing instructor Paul H. Smith shares updates.

Blecccch
"Legitimize previously controversial theories"? Those are fightin' words.

  - "Is there such a thing as lightning in the universe?"

I feel like the show would be worth it since it would have helped to generate the above.

[yumyumtree]

ROFL! I can hear him saying all of this! Thank you for the best laugh I have had all day.

I am so pleased to have found this site. It is satisfying to have all the reasons why my husband and I have grown to hate c2c validated by others.

But, wait, there's more. There are threads on other CtoC hosts, other talk shows and more general topics. Welcome.

[yumyumtree]

And now I think Lindsey is in a Carnivora ad.

[BobGrau]

Art never let anybody quote from the bible.  I'm sure any issue George has with bible quotes stems from that and nothing more.  If it was really up to George you could probably read the whole damn thing as long as he got to sleep and mutter the occasional Jorchspeak.

The Bible - the ultimate 3 x 5

[onan]

The Bible - the ultimate 3 x 5

[norry voice] ya know Noah, I always wondered, where did you keep all the fish in your ark? [/noory voice]

[aldousburbank]

[norry voice] ya know Noah, I always wondered, where did you keep all the fish in your ark? [/noory voice]

Noah's Submarine duh.

[EBE123]

I've studied bubbles!

He studied bubbles for 400 years.

[valdez]

But, wait, there's more....

John B. Wells talked about that moon anomaly and didn't post a picture of it on the c2c website, and tonight George mentioned the anomaly and failed to post the friggin' picture.  Is it too much to ask that if you're going to make hay about something weird on the moon that you also post a picture of it on your website?  I found it.  It's weird.  There was absolutely no reason for the Paul Smith segment on remote viewing.  Dave Talbott and  Wallace Thornhill were on to talk about that "electric universe" theory of theirs, and I've been meaning to read up on this because I dig new theories, but two things stood out tonight:  1) George officially declares that he doesn't believe the big bang theory, saying "I don't believe it, and I never did."  Normally George just says he's confused by it, or he doesn't get it.  Look for him to either backtrack on this statement, or completely deny ever making it.  2) He asked his guests to explain the big bang and one of them (I forget who it was) said "I have no idea," to which George said "That's the most honest answer anybody has ever given me." So Michio Kaku, Robert Zimmerman, and every other science guy that has come on his show to put up with his idiotic questions (tonight's gem: "Do you think the Earth will blow up one day?"), and shockingly dumb statements, have been lying to George about the big bang?  Really?  Log on to this forum, George, and explain yourself.

anomaly

goon

   

[ItsOver]

... He asked his guests to explain the big bang and one of them (I forget who it was) said "I have no idea," to which George said "That's the most honest answer anybody has ever given me." ...

anomaly

goon

More "riveting" radio from Jorch.  I actually listened a bit last night for some laughs and to put me to sleep.  I got a good laugh when Jorch mentioned Hoagie thought the Moon anomaly "might be a Photoshop."  Hahaha, sure, Hoagie, sure.  Who needs Photoshop when you have Hoagie seeing things without it?

[wr250]

the day Art pulled a noory:
10-23-2002 "george gets it"

[norrykilledc2c]

the day Art pulled a noory:
10-23-2002 "george gets it"

Mushmouth was standing behind him with a shotgun, forcing him to say it.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Not so. Bell hosted Hal Lindsey a couple times; uber-fundie and instigator of the most recent Revelationist Cultism with his "Late Great Planet Earth" crapola in the 70s.  He got very rich milking the Armageddon cash cow. Bell did cut off fundie callers who attempted to read Bible text instead of discussing show topics.

Actually, Lindsey never wrote that book. It was written by a ghost writer, probably for peanuts. I'm sure Hal got most of the money. They had to pick someone folksy, an everyman as it were, to peddle their propaganda.

[bateman]

Conjuring Happiness/ Quantum Thinking

Thu 01-23

In the first half, writer and mystic Maureen St. Germain will discuss why we all are equipped to achieve love, success and happiness. She'll demonstrate methods we can easily perform which can open up dimensions previously closed to us.

In the latter half, consultant to business executives and entrepreneurs, Dianne Collins, will share how she specializes in using science and spirituality to help people break free from limiting ideas and take control of their minds and their lives.

What is this, Chicken Soup for the Soul?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

What is this, Chicken Soup for the Soul?

It's quantum even.  Quantum Chicken Soup for the Dimensionally Stunted.

[ZHero]

What is this, Chicken Soup for the Soul?

Noory pushin more Self-help hacks trying to sell their quackery books.  F ___ this.  I'll go listen to
Old Art Bell repeats or Darkness Radio podcast on Tune In.

[aldousburbank]

What is this, Chicken Soup for the Soul?

Souless Soup for Chickens

[aldousburbank]

Conjuring Happiness/ Quantum Thinking

Conjuring Thinking/ Quantum Hipness

[zeebo]

Just tuned in ... Jorch discussing trending Justin Bieber situation with expert.  Wtf is this Entertainment Tonight?  I mean lets start calling in about our fave American Idol contestants shall we?  Could this suck worse?

[Designx]

Yah Noory thinks Bieber is on the path to an early death - I just think he has Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

[Juan Cena]

Just tuned in ... Jorch discussing trending Justin Bieber situation with expert.  Wtf is this Entertainment Tonight?  I mean lets start calling in about our fave American Idol contestants shall we?  Could this suck worse?

Missed it because I had to get to the computer to bash Mish Shedlock's latest proclamation of the evils of Obama forcing Sears stores to close  while ignoring the fact that Sears has been mismanaged for at least a decade.

[fotd]

"sacred gee-om-a-tee"

"If people are greedy, does that bite them in the end?  <chuckle> Paraphrasing"

Paraphrasing what, you dolt?  Do you even know what that word means?

[Scully]

Hey, Scully.  Where have you been?  I miss your cogent observations.

Hey there, ItsOver.  Thanks for the shoutout.  Like some others, I'm still trying to regain my strength after being thrown under the bus by our Patron Saint Art. I saw it coming, but it still knocked the stuffings out of me.

Also like some others, I keep going back to the poison well (C2C) in hopes of a cool drink (definition of insanity),but find the pollution there just keeps getting worse and worse.  I cite tonight's show as a perfect example. GNS

[zeebo]

Who is this dingbat?  What is she going on about with "sacred geometry" aka the "royalty of numbers"?  She wins some dumb naming contest so therefore if I do her manifesting routine I can control the universe?  Isn't this that Oprah-endorsed "Secret" that was so big a few years ago?  More importantly why does every other Noory show sound like a friggin new age vegan aromatherapy fair?

Also, funny when she used that lame taxi-cab analogy to get some metaphysical point across, that Noory is so dense he wants to talk about actual taxis like that was the topic.  Noory's actually somehow more of a dingbat than she is.

[Birdie]

But, wait, there's more. There are threads on other CtoC hosts, other talk shows and more general topics. Welcome.

Thank you!

I saw the line up for tonight's show and haven't even bothered to turn on the radio. Gak. I cannot take anymore new age, mind over matter crap. (Or miracle cure quackery, numerology, angels, or why people are just so crazy these days, especially those dang drivers).

If George was talking about taxis, I am surprised he didn't try to slip in his 'kidnapping' story. Again.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I tuned in just for kicks and lasted less than one minute before I had to shut it off.  Our situation is like having a PHD (Art) discussing quantum physics teach your class for so long.  Then one day you come in to class and they have replaced him with a feeble version of Miss Nancy and Romper Room (Snoory).

[yumyumtree]

As I understand it, the Law of Attraction concept is pretty old, I think from the 1920s or something. Ronda Byrne resurrected it, added a few of her own twists, and published The Secret, a runaway bestseller with the help of Oprah. Other authors, like this one,have had their own versions. So the short answer is yes, it's the same thing, more or less.
You will notice that this happens with a lot of new agery--including their health and diet notions. Their cancer cures or whatever turn out to be only slightly updated versions old decades old ideas, some long debunked. But new generations of suckers, sorry, audiences come along who have not heard it.