George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

El Znooro!  Hahaha.  Excellent find, Morgue. )

oh my god last nights show is hilarious.  Just hearing jorch try to talk about bitcoins and then... his childhood memories oh dear lord.

[Heather Wade]

oh my god last nights show is hilarious.  Just hearing jorch try to talk about bitcoins and then... his childhood memories oh dear lord.

When he did the Lizzie Borden song, that was fucking creepy.  It invaded my nightmares and made them worse. 

[ziznak]

lol the sex call is on right now holy shit.....
"so he had sex with a couple of women"
george interjects "UNPROTECTED!!"
lol

[Heather Wade]

lol the sex call is on right now holy shit.....
"so he had sex with a couple of women"
george interjects "UNPROTECTED!!"
lol

Yeah, didn't think Nooron could hit a new low, but the Hep C caller with all his needle talk... well... brings me to ask... Wtf is this?  Skid Row to Skid Row AM??

Gross.

[Nebraska888]

Noory just referred to a late-nite mini mart he frequents after the show, he said it was the same place he got the 'infamous' pizza rolls...

THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THIS!  I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO HEARD IT! 

AGAIN......MR. KNAPP NEARLY DIES AND SENDS A SHORT MESSAGE THAT INDICATES HE IS OK......AND WILL MOST LIKELY DISCUSS IT FOR A MOMENT SUNDAY NIGHT.  NOORY CONTINUES TO WHINE ABOUT A FRIGGIN' PIZZA ROLL!

KNAPP.........A REAL MAN

NOORY.......A BABY

[ZHero]

THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THIS!  I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO HEARD IT! 

AGAIN......MR. KNAPP NEARLY DIES AND SENDS A SHORT MESSAGE THAT INDICATES HE IS OK......AND WILL MOST LIKELY DISCUSS IT FOR A MOMENT SUNDAY NIGHT.  NOORY CONTINUES TO WHINE ABOUT A FRIGGIN' PIZZA ROLL!

KNAPP.........A REAL MAN

NOORY.......A BABY

[Nebraska888]

OMG.....love it!!!!   

[asyourattorney]

what?!? knapp almost died?
noooooooo!
someone fill me in...

[VtaGeezer]

Yeah, didn't think Nooron could hit a new low, but the Hep C caller with all his needle talk... well... brings me to ask... Wtf is this?  Skid Row to Skid Row AM??

Gross.

Makes you wonder how many crackhouses have a radio tuned to C2C every night. At least Noory didn't tell the poor bastard to take a teaspoon of turmeric for it.

[HorrorReporter]

So Clyde Lewis has a very listenable and fun show Friday night about the tall whites. And Monday NOORY does? http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/01/20

Of course he added 'deflation' to the first half hour, which I vote is the new name of his show.

[HorrorReporter]

what?!? knapp almost died?
noooooooo!
someone fill me in...

Check the Knapp thread. He had Sepsis

[ItsOver]

So Clyde Lewis has a very listenable and fun show Friday night about the tall whites. And Monday NOORY does? http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/01/20

Of course he added 'deflation' to the first half hour, which I vote is the new name of his show.

Just a coincidence from the one who doesn't believe in coincidences.

[FallenSeraph]

So Clyde Lewis has a very listenable and fun show Friday night about the tall whites. And Monday NOORY does? http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014/01/20

Of course he added 'deflation' to the first half hour, which I vote is the new name of his show.

I notice Clyde and George have been having a lot of the same guests/subjects lately, which goes to show that C2C has just been picking guests off publicists' junkets. This comment seems deja vu -- I think I've said this before.

If I woke up in the middle of the night to see a tall white standing by my bed â€" or hell, even a grey for that matter â€" it would scare the holy hell out of me. I can't think of anything more terrifying, actually. Well, maybe a psycho with a knife. Or a zombie. Or a clown with a chainsaw. But definitely tall whites make my list of Top 10 "Oh HELL NO!" Terrors.

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[FallenSeraph]

OF COURSE F*CKING GEORGE HAS TO DEVOTE HOURS 1 & 2 TO THE FRIGGIN' DEPRESSING ECONOMY FIRST, AS IF I'M NOT LIVING IN IT AND DEALING WITH IT EVERY DAMN DAY.

Yeah, I'm upset, George. I'm sorry. Deflation, inflation, whatever. I don't want to hear about the mother-effing economy for one day.

I doubt I'll be awake for the good stuff during Hours 3 and 4. I think Premiere does this on purpose to get people to become Insiders. But all it really makes me want to do is tell them to SHOVE THIS SHOW UP THEIR ASSES.

Deflation/ Tall White ETs
Date:   01-20-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Charles Hall, Harry S. Dent
First Half: Economist specializing in demographics, Harry Dent, discusses the "great deflation" coming in 2014 and beyond.

2nd Half: Charles Hall says he experienced a series of encounters with a race of human-like ETs known as the "Tall Whites" during a two year assignment at Nellis Air Force Base from 1965 to 1967. He'll talk about the nature of these beings, and how his experience ties in with the alleged Snowden revelations that the Tall Whites have a powerful influence over our government and world affairs.

[PB the Deplorable]

I notice Clyde and George have been having a lot of the same guests/subjects lately, which goes to show that C2C has just been picking guests off publicists' junkets...

Or flat out poaching them from other people shows the way they did with Art Bell's Dark Matter.

[bateman]

I notice Clyde and George have been having a lot of the same guests/subjects lately, which goes to show that C2C has just been picking guests off publicists' junkets. This comment seems deja vu -- I think I've said this before.

If I woke up in the middle of the night to see a tall white standing by my bed â€" or hell, even a grey for that matter â€" it would scare the holy hell out of me. I can't think of anything more terrifying, actually. Well, maybe a psycho with a knife. Or a zombie. Or a clown with a chainsaw. But definitely tall whites make my list of Top 10 "Oh HELL NO!" Terrors.

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Wait, even if it was John B. Wells..? 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

a race of human-like ETs known as the "Tall Whites" during a two year assignment at Nellis Air Force Base from 1965 to 1967.

One of us has got to call in and ask about the "Short Curlies"

[Nebraska888]

OF COURSE F*CKING GEORGE HAS TO DEVOTE HOURS 1 & 2 TO THE FRIGGIN' DEPRESSING ECONOMY FIRST, AS IF I'M NOT LIVING IN IT AND DEALING WITH IT EVERY DAMN DAY.

Yeah, I'm upset, George. I'm sorry. Deflation, inflation, whatever. I don't want to hear about the mother-effing economy for one day.

I doubt I'll be awake for the good stuff during Hours 3 and 4. I think Premiere does this on purpose to get people to become Insiders. But all it really makes me want to do is tell them to SHOVE THIS SHOW UP THEIR ASSES.

Deflation/ Tall White ETs
Date:   01-20-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Charles Hall, Harry S. Dent
First Half: Economist specializing in demographics, Harry Dent, discusses the "great deflation" coming in 2014 and beyond.

2nd Half: Charles Hall says he experienced a series of encounters with a race of human-like ETs known as the "Tall Whites" during a two year assignment at Nellis Air Force Base from 1965 to 1967. He'll talk about the nature of these beings, and how his experience ties in with the alleged Snowden revelations that the Tall Whites have a powerful influence over our government and world affairs.

NO S@#$!!!......I AM SICK OF PROGRAMS THAT TELL US HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS......GOOD LORD, LIKE WE ARE IDIOTS???!!!!  WE ALREADY KNOW HOW BAD IT IS!   STOP THESE PROGRAMS AND GIVE US WHAT COAST IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!

[HorrorReporter]

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[Falkie2013]

Wait, even if it was John B. Wells..? 

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and found Noory getting ready to seranade you while dressed in either an Elvis outfit or his Zero costume ?

[bateman]

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and found Noory getting ready to seranade you while dressed in either and Elvis outfit or his Zero costume ?

Great, now I won't sleep for a month.

[Falkie2013]

NO S@#$!!!......I AM SICK OF PROGRAMS THAT TELL US HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS......GOOD LORD, LIKE WE ARE IDIOTS???!!!!  WE ALREADY KNOW HOW BAD IT IS!   STOP THESE PROGRAMS AND GIVE US WHAT COAST IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!

I'm going to type this quote and the one from seraphim and send it to Noory and see what he says. He seems to listen to me for some reason. Which gives me the idea for tonights topic instead of the one I was going to do in a video.
Let's see what happens.

We almost lost Knapp for G*d's sakes, but after last night, listening to Noory will be like injecting bleach into one's veins.

[Nebraska888]

I'm going to type this quote and the one from seraphim and send it to Noory and see what he says. He seems to listen to me for some reason. Which gives me the idea for tonights topic instead of the one I was going to do in a video.
Let's see what happens.

We almost lost Knapp for G*d's sakes, but after last night, listening to Noory will be like injecting bleach into one's veins.

Do, send it!   

[eeieeyeoh]

One of us has got to call in and ask about the "Short Curlies"

That would be interesting to hear if he has a clue about living wild in the bush. Might lead into fish catching tales.

[Heather Wade]

OF COURSE F*CKING GEORGE HAS TO DEVOTE HOURS 1 & 2 TO THE FRIGGIN' DEPRESSING ECONOMY FIRST, AS IF I'M NOT LIVING IN IT AND DEALING WITH IT EVERY DAMN DAY.

Yeah, I'm upset, George. I'm sorry. Deflation, inflation, whatever. I don't want to hear about the mother-effing economy for one day.

I doubt I'll be awake for the good stuff during Hours 3 and 4. I think Premiere does this on purpose to get people to become Insiders. But all it really makes me want to do is tell them to SHOVE THIS SHOW UP THEIR ASSES.

Deflation/ Tall White ETs
Date:   01-20-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Charles Hall, Harry S. Dent
First Half: Economist specializing in demographics, Harry Dent, discusses the "great deflation" coming in 2014 and beyond.

2nd Half: Charles Hall says he experienced a series of encounters with a race of human-like ETs known as the "Tall Whites" during a two year assignment at Nellis Air Force Base from 1965 to 1967. He'll talk about the nature of these beings, and how his experience ties in with the alleged Snowden revelations that the Tall Whites have a powerful influence over our government and world affairs.

NO S@#$!!!......I AM SICK OF PROGRAMS THAT TELL US HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS......GOOD LORD, LIKE WE ARE IDIOTS???!!!!  WE ALREADY KNOW HOW BAD IT IS!   STOP THESE PROGRAMS AND GIVE US WHAT COAST IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT!

Concur on all of this.

Yes, the economy.  Ffs.  We are all feeling it, except The Ol' Nooron.  So, for him, it's just another 'fashinathing' show topic.  Add this to the list of reasons why he needs to fall into Mel's Hole. 

Just bring on the weird, and let us take a ride, as the show was intended. 

[No Name Storm]

Does Snooron really think that his listeners even make enough money to play the stock market or buy gold? This guy Dent is an old Romney ex-Bain executive. Not many C2C listeners are going to relate to that. These are just his rich buddies and Clear Channel/Premiere Radio lackeys.

How sad.

[zeebo]

Goddamn Noory why do you torture me with your stupid bumper music?  First, you torment me night after night with that friggin whistling Scorpions lameness.  My hate of this song is well-established (I even had to submit a haiku on the subject).  So, I will stop ranting about it.

However, you do something else which sucks so bad.  You always play the most friggin obvious song by a given artist.  For instance, tonite, like every other time you play Elton John, you play "Your Song", which granted, is an awesome song, but goddamn do you have any friggin creativity whatsoever to make a slightly more creative choice than his all-time number one solid gold hit?  The guy's been making music for 40+ years - You're allowed to pick a different song!

Here's just a few other possibilities off the top of my head:

Elderberry Wine
Border Song
Burn Down the Mission
Love Lies Bleeding
Honky Cat
The Bitch is Back
Nikita

[steelbot]

I've studied bubbles!

[dortmunder]

I actually went to YouTube to listen to Georgie's predictions show. God, what was I thinking? He's even worse when you haven't listened to him for four months. Just awful!

[zeebo]

...We are all feeling it, except The Ol' Nooron.  So, for him, it's just another 'fashinathing' show topic.  Add this to the list of reasons why he needs to fall into Mel's Hole. 

As shown in a recent PaperBoy illustration, even Mel's Hole is not big enough for Snoorsy and all his suckage.  Black hole research is sounding promising though.