George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MTB]

Thinking about how much better this show could have been with Knapp or Punnett even is infuriating

[valdez]

...gumming our oatmeal...

...pancake syrup...

Burn in hell NOORY, BURN IN HELL!!!

I thought the John Tefteller segment on old radio was cool, except for hearing George go on and on about his mother's record collection.  Tefteller asked him if she had any vintage blues records (it seems they're worth big bucks), and George says "Well...if she was into the blues...but I don't know!" How does somebody not know if their mom was into the blues?  How does somebody miss that?  How does somebody breathe with their head so far up their butt?  The Dr. Keith Scott-Mumby segment on the end of antibiotics was somewhat interesting.  James McCanney said there was too much hype about that recent solar X-flare event (he be talking about you, George), and the Snooron also reported that cows were washing up on a beach somewhere.  Damn, those Buggles were great.

   

[aldousburbank]

George, Valdez's reports are infinitely more informative and entertaining than your sucky little reacharound radio show tragedy. You rock Mr. V! You suck George!

[ItsOver]

Didn't George brag at the time that his contract got renewed up to the point we colonize Mars?  If so there's a possibility that the first internet transmission from another planet will be a post on the GNS thread, something like "Ok we made it, can you finally get that knucklehead off the air?"

Hahaha... .  The first words from Mars "George Noory Sucks!  Get off the air!"  Hey, wait a minute.  Hasn't a Barry Soetoro landing party already made it to Mars? 

[FallenSeraph]

THAT'S C-A-R...

Carnivora jabs never fail to make me LOL 

[ItsOver]

Freberg's show was cool. Liked how he gave a little history with each episode. The Drama Hour on KNX ran for decades, such great radio.

Lights Out with Arch Oboler was epic scary radio (from the 1930s!). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lights_Out_%28radio_show%29
X Minus One = awesome sci-fi from the 50's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_Minus_One
The Shadow, debuted in 1930! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow

You can hear the vinyl popping on a lot of the episodes, adding to the nostalgic feel.

GEORGE NOORY YOU SUCK!!!

Ah, yes.  I really enjoyed listening to "When Radio Was" when they'd play "X Minus One" episodes.  Love that 50's sci-fi stuff.

Found this on the CBS Radio Mystery Theater Wiki write-up.

"Actors were paid union scale at around $73.92 per show. Writers earned a flat rate of $350 per show. Production took place with assembly-line precision. Brown met with actors at 9am for the first script reading. After he assigned roles, recording began. By noon, the recording of the actors was complete, and Brown handed everyone checks. Post-production was done in the afternoon."

So before Noory probably crawls out of bed and in less than half the time Noory claims he devotes to show prep, CBS RMT would produce an episode.  And all for a heck of a lot less than money than C2C, all without Carnivora.  The worst RMT episode probably outshines any "classhic" Noory crap-a-thon.

If you want to check-out any of the 1399 CBS Radio Mystery Theatre episodes, go here:  http://www.cbsrmt.com/

I think I know what I'll be listening to tonight, instead of The Nooron.

P.S. - Just checked the site.  Coincidentally, today's featured RMT episode is "A Stranger Among Us," A tale of UFO encounter, abduction, and.......

[HorrorRetro]

P.S. - Just checked the site.  Coincidentally, today's featured RMT episode is "A Stranger Among Us," A tale of UFO encounter, abduction, and.......

Thanks!  That sounds like a great show. I'm going to check it out.

[Falkie2013]

$73.92. That's $73.91 more than Noory should ever be paid.

I noted with interest that on Tuesday, Rush Limbaugh took a call on CHEMTRAILS over New Hampshire. Last thing I ever expected to see on Rush's site.

www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/01/07/what_s_up_in_the_new_hampshire_skies

[ziznak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=leI4IvhTVRI#t=2602

joe rogan destroys chemtrails with Roseanne shutthefuckupalready Barr in his latest podcast.  Hilarious since she's such a big chemtrail idiot.

43 min mark

[Morgus]

Tefteller asked him if she had any vintage blues records (it seems they're worth big bucks), and George says "Well...if she was into the blues...but I don't know!" How does somebody not know if their mom was into the blues? 

All my dear old mom left was a lot of old 78rpm Polka records - they are all worthless. No blues records at all.
Probably the same with Noory's mom... 

[aldousburbank]

All my dear old mom left was a lot of old 78rpm Polka records -

GTFOH, that's awesome!

[At the stroke of midnight]

after years and years of New Age pablum almost every night, old time radio seemed positively revolutionary - and the guy was buying, not selling - what a change. Tefteller briefly mentioned Pat Boone with a hint of derision in his voice, which set George off talking about how close he is to Boone. There was a pregnant pause when George was hoping Tefteller would say something nice about Boone, but he wouldn't bite. George doesn't usually show much interest in his guest's subjects, but he showed enough interest to twice ask about old time radio stars who made the transition to tv. That must be his dream.

A few days ago Jorch responded to my e-mail, calling me 'Silly Kris'. In his mind, if you have critical thinking skills and enough personal life experience to be able to see through the BS propaganda offered almost nightly on C2C, you're silly. How about the Numbers Lazy? Silly would describe her, but asinine works better.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I noted with interest that on Tuesday, Rush Limbaugh took a call on CHEMTRAILS over New Hampshire. Last thing I ever expected to see on Rush's site.

What, again?  For god's sake Falkenberg, you've been schooled on this elsewhere on the Internet (want me to provide an embarrassing link?) and you are going to ignore that now and keep shagging this utterly stupid paranoid rubbish?

Once again: The upper atmosphere is super-saturated with moisture.  All it needs is a particle to condense around.  A jet plane flying by emits shitloads of tiny particles as combustion byproducts.  The moisture condenses around them, and you see these "trails" that you don't see at lower altitudes.

That's it!  It has nothing to do with any paranoid anti-government pablum; it's basic physics.  Falkie has been drilled about this in the past, but he simply moves on to other sites and continues to dispense this paranoid retard bunkum. 

Look Falkie, either provide some scientific backing for this claim or shut your fuckin cakehole.  Cut and pasting shit from Saint Limbaugh doesn't qualify.  It needs to be from someone who isn't a sociopathic lying "entertainer" to be credible.

[FallenSeraph]

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[HorrorReporter]

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[Falkie2013]

What, again?  For god's sake Falkenberg, you've been schooled on this elsewhere on the Internet (want me to provide an embarrassing link?) and you are going to ignore that now and keep shagging this utterly stupid paranoid rubbish?

Once again: The upper atmosphere is super-saturated with moisture.  All it needs is a particle to condense around.  A jet plane flying by emits shitloads of tiny particles as combustion byproducts.  The moisture condenses around them, and you see these "trails" that you don't see at lower altitudes.

That's it!  It has nothing to do with any paranoid anti-government pablum; it's basic physics.  Falkie has been drilled about this in the past, but he simply moves on to other sites and continues to dispense this paranoid retard bunkum. 

Look Falkie, either provide some scientific backing for this claim or shut your fuckin cakehole.  Cut and pasting shit from Saint Limbaugh doesn't qualify.  It needs to be from someone who isn't a sociopathic lying "entertainer" to be credible.

There is more than enough evidence for chemtrails and how people have been getting sick from it for years.

And don't violate the rules of THIS forum by bringing in stuff from other forums to use it to attack me.

I came hereto primarily post about Art Bell, Noory and the paranormal. Not to have a troll from the other forum follow me over here and start giving me crap.

And chemtrails have been the subject of programs by both Art Bell and George Noory over the last 14 yeaqrs if not more.

Go away denier and troll. Go back to the other forum where I don't post anymore and where your fellows will dote on your every word.

[georgesucks]

There is more than enough evidence for chemtrails and how people have been getting sick from it for years.

And don't violate the rules of THIS forum by bringing in stuff from other forums to use it to attack me.

I came hereto primarily post about Art Bell, Noory and the paranormal. Not to have a troll from the other forum follow me over here and start giving me crap.

And chemtrails have been the subject of programs by both Art Bell and George Noory over the last 14 yeaqrs if not more.

Go away denier and troll. Go back to the other forum where I don't post anymore and where your fellows will dote on your every word.

Falkie just treat the trolls like water on a ducks back. The trolls are just pushing your buttons. You just have to be better then the trolls.

[Mels-hole1984]

Cheaper than dirt dot com...That's cheaper than dirt dot com. Tell them that George Noory sent you.

[fotd]

It still infuriates me when he refers to his webcast as a TV show. 

[Morgus]

the c2c website shows for tonite: a special tribute to late Coast guest, theologian Patrick Heron.
that can only mean Noory will play an old replay from part of a past show with Heron, giving Noory a chance to sneak out early again.
thats what Noory calls a 'tribute'

[MV/Liberace!]

(want me to provide an embarrassing link?)

Please don't.

[valdez]

You rock Mr. V!

No.  You rock, aldous.  And so does Falkie.  And Dora, the Cuban lady, who called in during Kathleen Berry's segment on ghost to talk about ...ghost, I think, or whatever it is she sees fit to talk about.  And another caller related a story about a dead loved one writing a note on a mirror, to which George said, "They're always leaving messages, aren't they?  Where ever they are, whatever they mean.  That's so important."  Huh?  Yeah.  Ok.  George also recommends we watch "Breaking Bad."  And the clip played in tribute to Patrick Heron was actually somewhat interesting, only to be abruptly cut off by ufo phil.  Tacky George.  Damn, I love that chorus to that Dream Academy song.
 

a-heya ma ma ma...

[FallenSeraph]

     No.  You rock, aldous.  And so does Falkie.  And Dora, the Cuban lady, who called in during Kathleen Berry's segment on ghost to talk about ...ghost, I think, or whatever it is she sees fit to talk about.  And another caller related a story about a dead loved one writing a note on a mirror, to which George said, "They're always leaving messages, aren't they?  Where ever they are, whatever they mean.  That's so important."  Huh?  Yeah.  Ok.  George also recommends we watch "Breaking Bad."  And the clip played in tribute to Patrick Heron was actually somewhat interesting, only to be abruptly cut off by ufo phil.  Tacky George.  Damn, I love that chorus to that Dream Academy song.
 

I haven't listened all week since Sunday's awesome Bible Prophecy fiasco. Proud of myself. Do I get a recovery coin or something?

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[PB the Deplorable]

the c2c website shows for tonite: a special tribute to late Coast guest, theologian Patrick Heron.

that can only mean Noory will play an old replay from part of a past show with Heron, giving Noory a chance to sneak out early again.

thats what Noory calls a 'tribute'

Yes, that's what he's done in the past. 

Just another example of his nice guy persona.


If George truly wanted to do a tribute show, he'd have someone put together a series of clips from past shows the person was on, narrate them before they were played, and be there to talk about the person a little.  But that's too much work for George Noory and his staff, and they don't really have the talent for it or give a hoot anyway. 

They don't even have the respect and good sense to do nothing instead of putting out another shoddy show.  And you're right, this is all about shoving in a random tape of a show the person was on and ducking out early.

[Nebraska888]

You are so correct, Valdez......playing the imbecilic UFO Phil after the tribute to Patrick Heron was tacky.

And, agreed........George's first grade level use of Standard English is an embarrassment to all who listen.   His non sequiturs are cringe inducing!

God help us.   

[zeebo]

What do you think Noory does on Saturday nights?  My guess is he puts on his slightly too-tight 70's Elvis costume, tightens up that wide white belt, and croons ballads to his goldfish while waiting for his pizza rolls to heat up.

[ZHero]

What do you think Noory does on Saturday nights?  My guess is he puts on his slightly too-tight 70's Elvis costume, tightens up that wide white belt, and croons ballads to his goldfish while waiting for his pizza rolls to heat up.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!   I just split my side laughing!  Unfortunately I'll have nightmares with
The visual picture you just put in my mind. 

[norrykilledc2c]

What do you think Noory does on Saturday nights?  My guess is he puts on his slightly too-tight 70's Elvis costume, tightens up that wide white belt, and croons ballads to his goldfish while waiting for his pizza rolls to heat up.

He probably lights small animals on fire while he answers fan emails to keep up his nice "oh gosh" guy persona. Fuck him.

Did anyone catch Mushmouth refer to caller Tony as Ton (Tone)?

[PB the Deplorable]

"You might get bored when the "banotony" kicks in."

Heh

[Liam the runner]

"What do you think Noory does on Saturday nights?  My guess is he puts on his slightly too-tight 70's Elvis costume, tightens up that wide white belt, and croons ballads to his goldfish while waiting for his pizza rolls to heat up."

You guys crack me up! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!