George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

     

Merry Christmas to all of you and I truly hope 2014 is a great year for you.
GN

You too, George.  And your Rosemary Ellen Guiley/Angels/Christmas show sucked.  This was the picture we had hanging in the living room when I was growing up.  Still works for me.  Merry Christmas gabbers.

[BobGrau]

Is it too late to start calling her 'Reg'?

[aldousburbank]

          You too, George.  And your Rosemary Ellen Guiley/Angels/Christmas show sucked.  This was the picture we had hanging in the living room when I was growing up.  Still works for me.  Merry Christmas gabbers.

Yeah, I played bass in this dude's band, "Salvador and the Sinners". Totally non-commercial indie project. Fucking church ladies shut the act down and now I only see the bro and his old lady at their place on the beach north of Puerto Vallarta.

[BobGrau]

Yeah, I played bass in this dude's band, "Salvador and the Sinners". Totally non-commercial indie project. Fucking church ladies shut the act down and now I only see the bro and his old lady at their place on the beach north of Puerto Vallarta.

If I recall correctly he had some sort of trust fund thing from his dad, right?

[aldousburbank]

If I recall correctly he had some sort of trust fund thing from his dad, right?

Yeh but mostly spent on feeding low life unemployable. Sad. Plus, a problem with his birth certificate, paternity issues, and no fly watch list crap ixnayed tour possibilities. I guess I'd peace out and fish too. Fucking church ladies ruin a lot of cool shit. I will be fishing with him, Lord willing, after the holidays, which he loathes and usually hides away from until new year's.

[aldousburbank]

Yeh but mostly spent on feeding low life unemployable. Sad. Plus, a problem with his birth certificate, paternity issues, and no fly watch list crap ixnayed tour possibilities. I guess I'd peace out and fish too. Fucking church ladies ruin a lot of cool shit. I will be fishing with him, Lord willing, after the holidays, which he loathes and usually hides away from until new year's.

BTW, he thinks George Noory sucks.

[ItsOver]

It's kinda funny and sad how Rosemary has to explain to Snoory why angels have names. lol

It's like a really dumb kid being read bedtime stores. "Mommy, why do angels have names?"

[No Name Storm]

You all do know the Snoron is soaking all this in and having a grand old laugh in that kind of sick, perverted laugh he has. He is so not a nice man. And maybe we are all being suckered or employed in one giant Snoron promotional gig?

[steelbot]

You all do know the Snoron is soaking all this in and having a grand old laugh in that kind of sick, perverted laugh he has. He is so not a nice man. And maybe we are all being suckered or employed in one giant Snoron promotional gig?

shit with that description you make him sound more like Snauramon! from LOTR 

[No Name Storm]

shit with that description you make him sound more like Snauramon! from LOTR 

LOL. If it fits. He actually has fun making fools of some of his callers. What do you call that? He sells and peddles products from shysters. What do we call that. He is amassing fortune by charging his listeners for special privileges. I know some would call that capitalism....yes, that's evil too.

George Noory, the Snoron, is a fake and that in my book is not nice.

[thexfile]

[Sambo]

Don't use olive oil. That Dr. is nuts. It has near if not the least saturated fats of all cooking oils. It's high in vit E, K, and omega 6 oils.

That doc also doesn't want to address what has happened to wheat over the last hundred years

Rice diet....rice doesn't have all the amino acids to support any kind of healthy living. Quinoa on the other hand is a complete food. It's a grain, has starch, yet no mention of it

Kook. This guy makes his money off of being radically stupid. Probably is paid off by big agriculture

[DanTSX]

George,

Merry Christmas.  I hope Santa brought you some fucking talent.

But you probably would still try to find it at the bottom of a bottle of wild turkey.

You suck.

Dan

[Sambo]

Apparently Wild Turkey changed their recipe.

There's a die hard following for the bourbon. Said followers claim it's highly underrated.

[DanTSX]

Apparently Wild Turkey changed their recipe.

There's a die hard following for the bourbon. Said followers claim it's highly underrated.

Hard to taste it with a burned palate

[Morgus]

This was the picture we had hanging in the living room when I was growing up.  Still works for me.  Merry Christmas gabbers.

Yep that same picture in a wallet size, my dear old mom kept with her all her life.
Whenever she was having a hard time, I would hear her take it out and say "Jesus please help me"
This is the first christmas my family is having without her, here on earth.
I will continue her tradition, she always had us keep the tree and decorations up until "Russian Christmas" about 2 weeks (thru Jan 7) taught to her by her Eastern Orthodox parents who came to America in 1908 on a steamship in 3rd class from an area near Ukraine, so her father could work as a coal miner in Pennsylvania and raise 13 children.

[Morgus]

Another "Secret Door Special" show with Noory tonight with a different guest every half hour probably.
Noory should really make it more interesting by making the penalty for him not guessing a secret guest much higher, such as having to retire from the show?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Another "Secret Door Special" show with Noory tonight with a different guest every half hour probably.
Noory should really make it more interesting by making the penalty for him not guessing a secret guest much higher, such as having to retire from the show?

I'm guessing he is going to replay/retell his homoerotic "Big Jim" story.

[NoMoreNoory]

Belated Merry Christmas, everyone.

George has a two-year-old 'grand-ding-daughter'. Good to know.

[UFQuack]

Noory just had Howard Bloom on.

I hate Howard Bloom.

Noory touts Howard Bloom as a genius and kisses his arse. Of course that probably doesn't mean much since to Noory anyone is a genius.

Howard Bloom is not a genius nor some great intellectual.

Howard Bloom is so full of shit, he's blooming from it.

Howard Bloom thinks Howard Bloom is a genius.

[UFQuack]

Up Next: The Mr. Rogers of Near Death, Raymond Moody, not too moody, just goody goody

[NoMoreNoory]

Jesus H! Moody gets trotted out to state the blindingly obvious. People feel sad at Xmas when they think of people who aren't with them any more. Who knew that? Moody has had a little too much egg nog methinks: rambling incoherently. But then he's probably like that sober.
The Idiot finds it all 'amazeen'.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Yep that same picture in a wallet size, my dear old mom kept with her all her life.
Whenever she was having a hard time, I would hear her take it out and say "Jesus please help me"
This is the first christmas my family is having without her, here on earth.
I will continue her tradition, she always had us keep the tree and decorations up until "Russian Christmas" about 2 weeks (thru Jan 7) taught to her by her Eastern Orthodox parents who came to America in 1908 on a steamship in 3rd class from an area near Ukraine, so her father could work as a coal miner in Pennsylvania and raise 13 children.

Hang in there.  My Mom has been gone many Christmases now but I miss her more each year.  I always dread the holidays and am glad when they are gone.  Still, our Moms are always here with us and will always be a part of who and what we are.

[Sambo]

Bad Bob Crane. Bad

[SomeVelvetMorning]

It would be great if Art Bell or the Grim Reaper was behind one of those secret doors.

[NoMoreNoory]

Caller claims he had a stroke in August and was dead for ten days. Fucking train wreck. G'night.

[Morgus]

Noory was finally stumped by one of the secret door guests just now.
Whitley Strieber disguised his voice so much that Noory was clueless even with several hints and 3 guesses.
Noory should have gotten some big penalty for losing though...

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I have a problem with what Whitley said about traveling to the past.  He said you would have to go back hundreds of years so that nothing you do would prevent you from existing.  Still you might kill your 50x Great granddad if you go back to any previous time. 

[Sambo]

Harder to conceive traveling to the past considering time is relatively moving forward

[ZHero]

Dannion Brinkley is such a Nooron ass kisser.  One more lightning strike. Just one more is all I ask.
Douche.