George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

     I am amazed at how much Robert Zimmerman  sounds exactly like Jay Leno.  He's one of George's better guest (July 20), if only George could get past the same old space questions, like, "space is amazing, isn't it?"  Yeah, George, space is amazing, and I expected a little more out of your much hyped Lunar Landing Anniversary Show.

[The Professor]

new CNN headline: Savvy baboons show how to ruin luggage

related story:

Retarded baboons show how to ruin talk show....

[TexasSteel]

At some place on the net from time to time I have to type ... "Snoory is a complete IDIOT and DUMB as a rock"

Smile ... I feel better.

[EvB]

At some place on the net from time to time I have to type ... "Snoory is a complete IDIOT and DUMB as a rock"

This is the place!   

[Mops]

George is back to reporting stories that not even Rense will touch.

[Supernormal]

I confuse the web bots with the Bible Code and the Princeton Eggs. How do they work? Do they predict the future by searching the 'net for scriptures dealing with poultry? Maybe Prof' could explain the complicated scientific methods to us.

[Supernormal]

George is back to reporting stories that not even Rense will touch.

George *tells* stories that no one will touch. He just told another tale from "My Adventures at the Restaurant".

[Mops]

I confuse the web bots with the Bible Code and the Princeton Eggs. How do they work? Do they predict the future by searching the 'net for scriptures dealing with poultry? Maybe Prof' could explain the complicated scientific methods to us.

Me too.  Can't make heads or tails.  The Bible Code has been described by theologians as a "parlor game."  As I understand it, the web bots are just a glorified program originally designed to predict stock market movement.   I think the Princeton Eggs are supposed to be sort of a global, emotional seismograph.
In the end I defer to the Brazilian weatherman who, when asked about his success in predicting big floods, said he watched the ants.


   

[EvB]

Princeton Eggs

Are these anything like Harvard Beets?

[Mops]

Are these anything like Harvard Beets?

Give the lady a point.....

[Supernormal]

Here we go again. George has felt impending doom since 2007. He just mentioned road rage again, which he pulled from "A Thousand Cliches and One-Size-Fits-All Comments".

George Voice: "Something's coming; I can feel it."

[Supernormal]

Are these anything like Harvard Beets?

Yeah, they're both garden varieties of junk science. Excuse me while I go read some entrails.

[Mops]

Speaking of mass unconsciousness, George's attempt to break the drought in this part of Texas has produced interesting results.  The weather service just issued a colorized map plotting rainfall in Texas the past week.  The map indicates that rain has fallen on just about every square inch of the state, but there is a hole in the middle of it where zero precip. has fallen.  Guess where?

[The Professor]

Me too.  Can't make heads or tails.  The Bible Code has been described by theologians as a "parlor game."  As I understand it, the web bots are just a glorified program originally designed to predict stock market movement.   I think the Princeton Eggs are supposed to be sort of a global, emotional seismograph.
In the end I defer to the Brazilian weatherman who, when asked about his success in predicting big floods, said he watched the ants.

George uses his Ant Shafika...
   

[The Professor]

I can't keep the web bots versus The Merlin Project straight...which
One is pseudoscience, and which is the scam?

[Mops]

P.S. --- It's okay to laugh.  Ol' Snakebite Noory's sensational flop is making the heat and drought a lot easier to swallow. 

[The Professor]

They are all wrong in their interpretation;
Its clear that The "Ill wind that circles the earth 9 times"
Is Noorys broadcast....

[Supernormal]

I can't keep the web bots versus The Merlin Project straight...which
One is pseudoscience, and which is the scam?

LOL I thought that they were one and the same. Now, I'm *really* confused! I was relieved to hear them mention astrology. It adds weight to their impeccable scientific methods.

[Supernormal]

P.S. --- It's okay to laugh.  Ol' Snakebite Noory's sensational flop is making the heat and drought a lot easier to swallow.

I'm sure that it's a lot easier to swallow than most of the BS on the show. George is to magical thinking what the Professor is to critical thinking.

[The Professor]

I would like the guests to have their web bots construct a linguistic archetype from "Noory Sucks"....I'm guessing the result would be "damn straight!"

[The Professor]

[Noory] I only want to get the truth.


I believe that, if by "truth", he means "ratings"...

[The Professor]

The Web Bots predict a huge boost for Coast-to-Coast in November...this must relate to the lingustic archetype "George Knapp Becomes Weekday Host"

[The Professor]

LOL I thought that they were one and the same. Now, I'm *really* confused! I was relieved to hear them mention astrology. It adds weight to their impeccable scientific methods.

Their web site is called "half-past-human.com"...that's a coincidence, because Noory is a quarter to human, or half-past baboon, or about  10-til-chimp....

[The Professor]

why can't Noory ask the obvious questions, like

"What did you do before you went insane?"

[The Professor]

LOL I thought that they were one and the same. Now, I'm *really* confused! I was relieved to hear them mention astrology. It adds weight to their impeccable scientific methods.

SuperN, you need to get a scorecard to keep track of your charlatans,
project merlin is totally different than webbots...


by the creators of The MERLIN Project -- Paul Guercio and Dr. George Hart
MERLIN is the first, scientifically-based forecasting technology that combines equations derived from celestial phenomena with past historical data and blends that information into a "timetrak(r)" that accurately plots the chronology of future events.  THE ART OF ANTICIPATION Surfing the Waves of Change in your Future

[The Professor]

Don't the half-past-human guys predict our demise 6 months out every time they are on the show. I think their ideas are half-past-baked.

[The Professor]

2010, Silver at $600 per ounce. You heard it here first (and last....)

[The Professor]

[guest] the powers that be might make a new generation of dumb people.

Well, George Noory must be one of the Illuminati then...

[Supernormal]

The Web Bots predict a huge boost for Coast-to-Coast in November...this must relate to the lingustic archetype "George Knapp Becomes Weekday Host"

Unfortunately, that's less realistic than the rest of their predictions. If the web bots picked my stocks, I'd be in the poorhouse right now.

[The Professor]

I can't follow these guys with their lingusitic matrix archetypes...can't we just go back to reading tea leaves---that made sense...