George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[No Name Storm]

But to make it worse, Snoory is lying about problems with phones. Liar....Liar.

The sad thing is his zombie listeners believe everything. Snoory is flying high tonight. Making me a bit ill.

[Sambo]

You think he's coked up? Haha

[Meanandnasty]

I think the guest was a serious spiritual guest who might have been offended by the making light of his topic at the very onset.  He may have expressed dissatisfaction with that.

He just struck me as a serious man with his subject. But, of course he was Uma Thurman's father, so what else is important to Hollywood brains?

[zeebo]

Well. . my anger quotient just went and my blood pressure went through the roof.  I think the show is self-defeating.

I really think the clip segment went over like a thud.

I really thought that he would be an informative guest.

I knew that clip would be a dud, I could tell by Noory's pre-laugh plus his lame-o sense of humor that it would be unfunny and probably inappropriate, so I turned it off before hearing it.

Well Noory did mention just a few minutes earlier that he keeps noticing people around him are unhappy ...

[MTB]

What on Earth did I just listen to? Was it my imagination or did Lionel Fanthorpe get drafted after Noory said the last hour was open lines?

[DanTSX]

Hello George,  bless your heart.

[valdez]

What just happened?

     George happened.  Dumping Robert Thurman (discussing what George called "booty-ism" and using the term "notoriety" in reference to the Dalai Lama) after having some phone problems that, it seems, were fixed.  Then going to "wide open" open lines, but he really just wanted to talk about anger, then a completely useless interview with  Dr. Evelyn Paglini, with the usual questions, and a specific request that Paglini cast a spell allowing George's pal, Tim Conway (another radio guy), to win big bucks at the races.  George also wondered, "Are mirrors evil?"  Then he wakes up Lionel Fanthorpe to play save my ass circus monkey to which Lionel does what he can, but he excuses himself five minutes early because he's got things to do, leaving George with a whole five minutes to entertain us, and he can only repeat the upcomiing week's schedule but so many times, so he plays that "guy who gets beat up by the old ladys" tape to finish things off.  An especially juicy crap sandwich from George tonight.  But he calls it rivetting.

"It doesn't matter what you give them, as
long as you do it regularly.  That's the thing, you can
feed them crap all night long as long as you're consistent.
Is that Clyde Lewis over there?  Jesus, I didn't know he was a cow.
Anyways, like I was saying..."

[DanTSX]

     George happened.  Dumping Robert Thurman (discussing what George called "booty-ism" and using the term "notoriety" in reference to the Dalai Lama) after having some phone problems that, it seems, were fixed.  Then going to "wide open" open lines, but he really just wanted to talk about anger, then a completely useless interview with  Dr. Evelyn Paglini, with the usual questions, and a specific request that Paglini cast a spell allowing George's pal, Tim Conway (another radio guy), to win big bucks at the races.  George also wondered, "Are mirrors evil?"  Then he wakes up Lionel Fanthorpe to play save my ass circus monkey to which Lionel does what he can, but he excuses himself five minutes early because he's got things to do, leaving George with a whole five minutes to entertain us, and he can only repeat the upcomiing week's schedule but so many times, so he plays that "guy who gets beat up by the old ladys" tape to finish things off.  An especially juicy crap sandwich from George tonight.  But he calls it rivetting.

"It doesn't matter what you give them, as
long as you do it regularly.  That's the thing, you can
feed them crap all night long as long as you're consistent.
Is that Clyde Lewis over there?  Jesus, I didn't know he was a cow.
Anyways, like I was saying..."

Did he have a fall out with that over medicated retard UFOPhil?  He could had played one of his ear bleeding songs for that 5 minutes without any royalties.  That would had been a straight flow though to the OPIT $ on the P&L statement that could had easily paid for half a box of pizza pockets

[FallenSeraph]

OH MY GAWWWWD, I SLEPT THROUGH EVELYN PAGLINNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! **wails**

I'm so damn tired these days. Dammit.

It has sadly gotten to the point where I'm looking forward more to Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis (which airs in Memphis before C2C, albeit only two hours of the show) than C2C. At least Clyde has a pulse. George needs to dump the Carnivora sponsorship and pick up 5-Hour Energy instead.

[No Name Storm]

I seriously believe he is out of control or on something. Or has developed a crazy "God" personality who thinks himself all powerful and can pull any prank he wants. I particularly despise his idiotic and not funny stunt of pulling callers's legs by pretending they are not talking to him.....but leads them in a crude, rude little charade that he deems funny. Disgusting man. I listen because there really is nothing else on radio and I don't always have a book to read. At the beginning, I thought Snoory might be okay. Now, it has disintegrated into mean, boring and capitalistic Right Wing radio. Am glad I am weening myself off this weenie.

Yeah, George Snoory sucks. How can we get rid of this loser?

[Falkie2013]

Has the $noore covered this one ? Seems like it would be right up his alley.

http://www.wyff4.com/news/national/angel-of-911-some-see-face-in-twisted-wreckage/-/9324256/23270512/-/kosvnf/-/index.html

By Toby Lyles CNN

'Angel of 9-11:' Some see face in twisted wreckage
Do the twisted beams from the World Trade Center contains a human visage?
UPDATED 5:23 AM EST Dec 03, 2013


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[Falkie2013]

OH MY GAWWWWD, I SLEPT THROUGH EVELYN PAGLINNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! **wails**

I'm so damn tired these days. Dammit.

It has sadly gotten to the point where I'm looking forward more to Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis (which airs in Memphis before C2C, albeit only two hours of the show) than C2C. At least Clyde has a pulse. George needs to dump the Carnivora sponsorship and pick up 5-Hour Energy instead.

Aha !

YOU'RE the one !

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/11/500000_worth_of_red_bull_stole.php

Crime
$500,000 Worth of Red Bull Stolen From Miami-Dade Warehouse
By Kyle Munzenrieder Tue., Nov. 19 2013 at 11:29 AM

Categories: Crime
 
How much Red Bull would one need to drink to successfully pull of a heist off half-a-million dollars worth of Red Bull energy?
That's what Medley police are asking after they discovered that about 100 pallets of the wing-giving energy drink were stolen fr...


Or maybe this one ...


FORT WORTH POLICE DEPARTMENT
Fort Worth police released this photo, taken at a Target in southwest Fort Worth on Oct. 26. They need help identifying these women, who stole a cart full of Red Bull and assaulted a store security guard, police said. Anyone with information is asked to call robbery detectives at 817-392-4469.

Fort Worth police looking for women in Red Bull heist from Target
Posted Wednesday, Nov. 13, 2013

BY BILL MILLER
wmiller@star-telegram.com

FORT WORTH â€" Police are asking for help identifying two women who loaded up a cart with energy drinks at a Target in southwest Fort Worth last month and assaulted a security guard as they left without paying.

The incident was reported about 12:40 p.m. Oct. 26 at the Target at 5701 Overton Ridge Blvd., Cpl. Tracey Knight, a police spokewoman, said in a news release.

The women “were seen inside the Target store loading Red Bull energy drinks into a cart,” Knight said.

They left without paying and “assaulted a loss prevention officer while attempting to escape,” she said.

The women drove in a dark green Geo Prism to the Remington Hill apartments across Overton Ridge Boulevard and were last seen running into the complex, Knight said

In surveillance photos, one woman appears to be in her late teens to early 20s and about 5-feet-9. She has what appears to be a large tattoo with wings on her upper chest. She wore a dark hoodie with a logo on back and long shorts.

The other woman appears to be about the same age but taller, about 5-feet-11. She wore a letterman-style jacket with a large “T” on the front and “Texas” on the back.

The Prism had tinted windows, fading paint on trunk, a “Love” sticker on the rear trunk area, left of center, and no hubcaps, Knight said. Witnesses could not describe the driver.

Anyone with information is asked to call robbery detectives at 817-392-4469.

Bill Miller, 817-390-7684 Twitter: @Bill_MillerST

I knew it gave you wings, but a tattoo WITH wings ?  WTF? lol



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[bateman]

George also wondered, "Are mirrors evil?"

I'd ask if you were joking, but I know better.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, George Snoory sucks. How can we get rid of this loser?

Step by step guide:

A) Don't listen to his show
B) Don't patronise his sponsors which will cause...
C) sponsors to pull out of supporting the show, causing...
D) Show to lose income, thus forcing it's closure, meaning...
E) George Noory won't broadcast..but that all depends on
A)

Simple eh?

A definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different outcome... his audience likes him enough for him to stay the same, otherwise they wouldn't listen.. (See A).

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Simple eh?

A definition of insanity is repeating the same thing and expecting a different outcome... his audience likes him enough for him to stay the same, otherwise they wouldn't listen.. (See A).

I have to point at you, how you constantly tell people to quit listening if they are complaining. But no one listens to you, and you keep posting about it and complaining. Then you point it out again, no one listens to you and you complain about people complaining. And no one listens to you. Then you tell people they are insane for doing the same thing you are doing. I think you could do this 20 more times and still no one will listen to you. And still you would say you should just quit, but from the outside looking in, it looks like you should quit too.

Hope this gets a chuckle out of you, its not meant to be mean-spirited.

[Yorkshire pud]

I have to point at you, how you constantly tell people to quit listening if they are complaining. But no one listens to you, and you keep posting about it and complaining. Then you point it out again, no one listens to you and you complain about people complaining. And no one listens to you. Then you tell people they are insane for doing the same thing you are doing. I think you could do this 20 more times and still no one will listen to you. And still you would say you should just quit, but from the outside looking in, it looks like you should quit too.

Hope this gets a chuckle out of you, it not meant to be mean-spirited.

I'm not insane; I have a certificate when I was discharged.. 

I am chuckling btw.

[zeebo]

I seriously believe he is out of control or on something. Or has developed a crazy "God" personality who thinks himself all powerful and can pull any prank he wants. .....

Yeah how about recently when he was in St. Loius and Catherine Austin Fitts was alone in the LA studio and he tells her to look for the nice Christmas present he left for her which went something like this:

G: See it?
C: No, where is it?
G: It's right there on the desk, it's all wrapped up in a nice bow.
C: I'm looking, hmm, no George I don't see it anywhere.
<awkward silence>
G: Hmmhaah haa, nah I was just kidding, you don't need a present, you already have everything.

Yep another klasshic Noory prank, yuk yuk.

[maureen]

Yeah how about recently when he was in St. Loius and Catherine Austin Fitts was alone in the LA studio and he tells her to look for the nice Christmas present he left for her which went something like this:

G: See it?
C: No, where is it?
G: It's right there on the desk, it's all wrapped up in a nice bow.
C: I'm looking, hmm, no George I don't see it anywhere.
<awkward silence>
G: Hmmhaah haa, nah I was just kidding, you don't need a present, you already have everything.

Yep another klasshic Noory prank, yuk yuk.

All his "jokes" are mean-spirited!! nasty man!!

[zeebo]

     George happened.  Dumping Robert Thurman (discussing what George called "booty-ism" and using the term "notoriety" in reference to the Dalai Lama) after having some phone problems that, it seems, were fixed.  Then going to "wide open" open lines, but he really just wanted to talk about anger, then a completely useless interview with  Dr. Evelyn Paglini, with the usual questions, and a specific request that Paglini cast a spell allowing George's pal, Tim Conway (another radio guy), to win big bucks at the races.  George also wondered, "Are mirrors evil?"  Then he wakes up Lionel Fanthorpe to play save my ass circus monkey to which Lionel does what he can, but he excuses himself five minutes early because he's got things to do, leaving George with a whole five minutes to entertain us, and he can only repeat the upcomiing week's schedule but so many times, so he plays that "guy who gets beat up by the old ladys" tape to finish things off.  An especially juicy crap sandwich from George tonight.  But he calls it rivetting.

Haha oh dear valdez your recaps are great and like this one are somehow hilarious and tragic at the same time.  What a disaster. 

[aldousburbank]

     George happened.  Dumping Robert Thurman (discussing what George called "booty-ism" and using the term "notoriety" in reference to the Dalai Lama) after having some phone problems that, it seems, were fixed.

In a previous incarnation I ran with Mr. Thurman et al, and luvs me his offspring, but Dear Absolute Nothingness, how did dude get on Meatchop's assy little show? The Lord of Compassion must have looked kindly on the Thurmeister for his philanthropic assistance to the 14th Bodhisattva which explains the bad phone connect.

[Sambo]

I remeber one time the program operator came on the air and posed a listener the question to George that was something along the line of "Are murderers bad people?"

[starrmtn001]

An especially juicy crap sandwich from George tonight.  But he calls it rivetting.

Bless you valdez.  You really "took one for the team' last night.

[alger]

Noory's reply to all criticism is, "I will be giving up two weeks vacation again this year".  I wish I had five bucks for every time he drags that old chestnut out in a year, while trying to irritate his detractors.   

[nooryisawesome]

Noory's reply to all criticism is, "I will be giving up two weeks vacation again this year".  I wish I had five bucks for every time he drags that old chestnut out in a year, while trying to irritate his detractors.   

I wish he would go on vacation and stay on it.

[ItsOver]

...Then he wakes up Lionel Fanthorpe to play save my ass circus monkey to which Lionel does what he can, but he excuses himself five minutes early because he's got things to do, leaving George with a whole five minutes to entertain us, and he can only repeat the upcomiing week's schedule but so many times, so he plays that "guy who gets beat up by the old ladys" tape to finish things off.  An especially juicy crap sandwich from George tonight.  But he calls it rivetting.

All that show prep pays off once again.  :  I can just see Tommy placing the call during a break to Farnthorpe, requesting his exhalted appearance for Jorch.  Even Farthorpe, at this point, must have told Tommy "OK, but NO Springheel Jack!!!"

Not that fake, awful "guy beat-down by old ladies" routine again?  Jorch must just yell out to Tommy "jush pick something to play for the final minutes.  I don't care what.  Anything will do for my "beloved listeners."  My turkey samwich awaits, I must be off!"

PremRat truly has no shame by continuing to put this bozo on the air. 

[ItsOver]

....It has sadly gotten to the point where I'm looking forward more to Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis (which airs in Memphis before C2C, albeit only two hours of the show) than C2C. At least Clyde has a pulse. George needs to dump the Carnivora sponsorship and pick up 5-Hour Energy instead.

If I flip on the radio at night now, it's to check out Clyde.  The local stations here air the first three hours but I've taken to listening to his additional two hours at times via his local FM Portland station's app.  It's about 50/50 as to whether Clyde's off on some wild-eyed rant or is actually doing an interesting show.  When Clyde has a paranormal guest on, I usually find him reasonably good.  At least he's awake and into the topic, unlike the dreaded Nooron. 

[DanTSX]

I wish he would go on vacation and stay on it.

George is on vacation every night

[Morgus]

I bet Noory actually does take an effective 2 weeks+ off each year, if you add up all the Friday nights each year that Noory takes off and Wells or some other host fills in for him, plus in the last hour he sometimes skips out early and plays an unannounced replay like last night's tired old comedy clip.

[bateman]

I bet Noory actually does take an effective 2 weeks+ off each year, if you add up all the Friday nights each year that Noory takes off and Wells or some other host fills in for him, plus in the last hour he sometimes skips out early and plays an unannounced replay like last night's tired old comedy clip.

Didn't someone say he plays old open lines segments too?

[PB the Deplorable]

I bet Noory actually does take an effective 2 weeks+ off each year, if you add up all the Friday nights each year that Noory takes off and Wells or some other host fills in for him...

Of course he uses his vacation time a day at a time.  He lies about not talking it as part of his 'nice guy' charade.

Any updates on the Hawaii studio?