George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Supernormal]

Noory with a story on a child bitten by rats...I love those human interest stories...

OMG! I thought that you were kidding until other people confirmed that this was a real story. I missed the first fifteen or so minutes of last night's show because I assumed that it would be a replay of Hoagland talking about Walter Cronkite. Noory must know about an obscure dead baby news site from where he gets these horrid items.

[Baghdad Bob]

Back from spelunking the Abyss.~

welcome back, jtc

[The Professor]

~Back from spelunking the Abyss.~

(unlucky you)

Camazotz! John Titor's Clock! Welcome back, or is it forward?

[The Professor]

Get your bids in on this ebay item, it won't last!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4506.m7&item=220392140438&viewitem=&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26ps%3D5&category=156999&ih=012

but is the seller George or Tommy?

[PB the Deplorable]

Still got that right eye droop going - perhaps this one explains a few things...

http://cgi.ebay.com/GEORGE-NOORY-COAST-TO-COAST-AM-ALIEN-SIGNED8X10AUTO_W0QQitemZ220382819412QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1
56999QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp4340.m184QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3
DCRX%26its%3DI%252BC%252BS%252BIA%26itu%3DSI%252BLM%
252BLA%252BUCI%252BUCC%26otn%3D8%26ps%3D33

[Itty Bit]

Hot Spit.  Look who's here.  Might just be time to come in and sit a spell.  Welcome back, JTC!

[Itty Bit]

Oh for heaven's sake.  "Make an offer."  I would expect them to pay me to take it off their hands. 

[Itty Bit]

Ah yes.  Much better likeness.  Still, they should offer to pay someone to take it. 

Up in Montana, at many veteran's establishments, in the men's restroom's, a likeness of Jane Fonda is plastered in appropriate places in order to improve the aim. . . .

These offerings on eBay might just serve the same useful purpose.  For a man, of course.  Being of female persuasion, I just wouldn't understand.  (ahem ahem)

[TheAntiGeorgie]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4506.m7&item=220392140438&viewitem=&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26ps%3D5&category=156999&ih=012

I noticed George's penmanship is just as good as his verbal skills.  Guess he never learned to write his name, poor guy.  Only managed to learn the G

[The Professor]

Woo! A show on healthy eating! Very scary boys and girls,
Woo! Woo!

I'm on the edge of my seating waiting for them
To talk about broccoli...

[PB the Deplorable]

Woo! A show on healthy eating! Very scary boys and girls,
Woo! Woo!

I'm on the edge of my seating waiting for them
To talk about broccoli...

The Saturday show is just a platform for Ian to hear himself talk, and to show off the two or three new words he's learned this week.

Bonus if some new comic books came out that he liked.

[Supernormal]

Woo! A show on healthy eating! Very scary boys and girls,
Woo! Woo!

I'm on the edge of my seating waiting for them
To talk about broccoli...

It could be that even Count Floyd would have a hard time hyping tonight's show. I turned off my Bose after the first hour.

[Supernormal]

Bonus if some new comic books came out that he liked.

The man sure do loves him some comic books. A science fiction movie based on a graphic novel based on a Dean Koontz book about D.B. Cooper being the Smiley Face Killer would be like manna from Heaven to Ian. 

[PB the Deplorable]

It could be that even Count Floyd would have a hard time hyping tonight's show. I turned off my Bose after the first hour.

Isn't tuning into C2C one of the actions Bose specifically mentions that will void your warranty?

[Supernormal]

Isn't tuning into C2C one of the actions Bose specifically mentions that will void your warranty?

It might void one's sanity (depending on who hosts the show). Friday nights are especially risky.

[PB the Deplorable]

The man sure do loves him some comic books. A science fiction movie based on a graphic novel based on a Dean Koontz book about D.B. Cooper being the Smiley Face Killer would be like manna from Heaven to Ian.

Isn't there a comic book about Dan Koontz and JFK?

[Supernormal]

Isn't there a comic book about Dan Koontz and JFK?

I couldn't tell you. I haven't read a comic book, er, graphic novel in ages. I have a hunch that Ian would mention any comic books like that. My guess is that Koontz would write a riveting, suspenseful tale featuring JFK.

[HAL 9000]

I'll have to admit, I've enjoyed Ian's challenging some of this Doc's views. Tonight's discussion just now reminded me I need to take my Plavix and pravastatin before I go back to bed. I also feel like a snack... but I'm torn between biting into a raw potato, or popping a couple of pork egg rolls into the microwave... hmmmm

[The Professor]

Thursday's Interview with George Noory and the woman science writer discussing Astronomer Edwin Hubble actually ran long and was edited down for the broadcast. With the power of Google, I located the remainder of the show, and here are some excerpts I have transcribed. The guest is mainly silent, or sometimes heard laughing, sighing, sobbing, and calling her publicist, during these portions of the interview, which may be why they were edited out of the main show:

[Noory] Edwin Hubble---Coke or Pepsi?

[Noory] Did Hubble inspire the Barney Rubble character on the Flintstones?

[Noory] Do you think John Titor may have traveled back to 1920 and tipped Hubble off about the existence of other galaxies?

[Noory] Did Hubble know my great aunt Shaffica Arugula? She was an incredible scientist, too, and he may have read her book "Breakthrough to Creativty"! Like Hubble, she died young, at age 78, before she was able to complete her work. Man, if she had only had time to continue her research, maybe she would have figured out what started the big bang!

[Noory] Was there ever an episode of The Twilight Zone about Hubble? I love that show!

[Noory] If they made a movie about Hubble's life, who would play him?

[Noory] Did Hubble ever say anything about the end of the Mayan calendar in 2012?

[Noory] I'm gonna try a little remote viewing. Are you sitting at a desk? No? Ok....Is there a telescope in your room? No. Alright. Ok. I just had some gut feelings about those things. I'm usually very intuitive, so you might want to watch out for a desk or a telescope.

[Noory] If Hubble and Tesla had gotten together, what could they have accomplished!?

[Noory] Does Hubble have a star on the walk of fame in Hollywood?

[Noory] Did Hubble ever date Marilyn Monroe?

[Noory] Are you familiar with the work of Zacharia Sitchin?

[Noory] Did Hubble know Edgar Cayce?

[Noory] Was Hubble afraid of clowns? I am, they're scary!!

[Noory] You sound like our Coast-to-Coast Science correspondent Linda Molton Howe. Would you like to be our new Science Correspondent?

[Noory] Do you know Carl Sagan's agent? I have a few ideas for some books and TV shows that I'd really like to get out there to my fans.

[Mops]

Get your bids in on this ebay item, it won't last!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p4506.m7&item=220392140438&viewitem=&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D3%26ps%3D5&category=156999&ih=012

but is the seller George or Tommy?

Boy, that's too bad.  And they want $50?  (I ought to dig out Hynek's autograph and put it up for sale.)  What we could do is bid two bits on Noory's pix, add our autographs c/o of GNS, and put it back up for sale.

[Mops]

Noory:  "Where do you think Hubble learned to throw the screwball?  John Titor or the Bible Code?"

[HAL 9000]

Enough people posted about the eBay item, I bit the apple, and visited the link. I just now had to take another pill for nausea. Not because the guy wants $50, but it occurs to me... did this seller happen to have an 8x10 photo with him when he attended a conference, or does Snoory actually have stacks of 8x10's for sale, and maybe charge extra for an autograph? It's a horrible picture "photographically/artistically" though to use the word artistically is possibly blasphemous when it come to the Snoron. 

Now, I need a psychotropic drug to deal with that mental image stuck in my brain.

[The Professor]

Maybe we could buy a new host for C2C on ebay...or sell Noory....

One slightly used late night host for sale. Garage kept, and brain has never been used. New coat of shoe-polish on hair. Needs some body work, face slightly crooked. Salvage title.  <Buy it now! $20.12>

[Mops]

Enough people posted about the eBay item, I bit the apple, and visited the link. I just now had to take another pill for nausea. Not because the guy wants $50, but it occurs to me... did this seller happen to have an 8x10 photo with him when he attended a conference, or does Snoory actually have stacks of 8x10's for sale, and maybe charge extra for an autograph? It's a horrible picture "photographically/artistically" though to use the word artistically is possibly blasphemous when it come to the Snoron. 

Now, I need a psychotropic drug to deal with that mental image stuck in my brain.

Struck me the same way.  It does look like a promo pix.  Most kids with a cell phone camera could have done better.

[Mops]

Maybe we could buy a new host for C2C on ebay...or sell Noory....

One slightly used late night host for sale. Garage kept, and brain has never been used. New coat of shoe-polish on hair. Needs some body work, face slightly crooked. Salvage title.  <Buy it now! $20.12>

Wonder if we could get away with that?  I perhaps could put down a bid on it before Ebay knew what happened.  Ebay can't be paying much attention when people are always selling stuff like potato chips with the image of a frito on them.

[PB the Deplorable]

... does Snoory actually have stacks of 8x10's for sale, and maybe charge extra for an autograph?...

Step right this way folks, prepare yourselves to see radio's version of the elephant man and the mustached lady... not for the squeamish...

[PB the Deplorable]

... Most kids with a cell phone camera could have done better.

One couldn't be sure it was truly authentic without his distinct attention to detail, and that certain level of quality.

[HAL 9000]

I kinda hate to do this to the thread... on the otherhand, perhaps I'm performing a service.. I took the eBay pic, and enlarged it with a Photoshop filter, but is a jpg originally, and I didn't clean up the atifacts... so maybe I'll clean it up if others want to use it for parody. But it remains, nonetheless - spooky. Don't know if the forum software will reduce the actual size.

To me, it looks like the shoe polish is wearing off around the edges.

[Supernormal]

That begs the question: who's the guy on their new web site? His son?

[Supernormal]

[Noory] You sound like our Coast-to-Coast Science correspondent Linda Molton Howe. Would you like to be our new Science Correspondent?

If I remember correctly, he actually said that to her (or another similar guest). You really *can't* make this stuff up.