George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Frys Girl]

You know what PW? Anything that has ever happened anywhere was an inside job. That covers it, right? Can I be a guest on C2C now?

[Marc.Knight]

You know what PW? Anything that has ever happened anywhere was an inside job. That covers it, right? Can I be a guest on C2C now?

Book her Tommy!!!!

[Frys Girl]

Illuminati illuminati chemtrails council on foreign relations china nazi hitler denmark fiat illuminati new world order water filters genetically altered seeds short wave CIA rockefeller swine flu vaccine federal reserve

[TheAntiGeorgie]

On second thought, it looks more like a Terminator head.  This should get Hoaxland excited.

PW, your images are hilarious, man... haha, I LOVE IT

[Marc.Knight]

PW, your images are hilarious, man... haha, I LOVE IT

Thanks.    Now back to my current X-Files addiction...

[Frys Girl]

PW, what would Hoaxland say about these two?

[EvB]

Cyborg Sex?

[Marc.Knight]

PW, what would Hoaxland say about these two?

If I know Hoaxland, he would say that: "the so-called Alien and Predator "movies" were simply a ruse to slowly reveal to the American public that these aliens are real, and that their bones can be seen sticking out of obscure mineral deposits on Mars."  "The masterminds of this charade are none other than":



"How else do you think he could have become the governator of one of the biggest states?"  "Dammit, this is real, my Russian tabloid editors will back me up... "  [George's response:  "GOSH".]

[Sophie]

George reads adversury, but means adversary.  He's clearly reading it, but do you think he even knows what it means?

[Marc.Knight]

George reads adversury, but means adversary.  He's clearly reading it, but do you think he even knows what it means?

ummm, no.

[Sophie]

Great!

Guess that means George has two bodies? Maybe the other one is the one with the brain.

Maybe we should take up a collection for whoever can find the other body.

[Marc.Knight]

Maybe we should take up a collection for whoever can find the other body.

Now that would be an X-File.

[Supernormal]

I agree with what you two said about Noory reading the forums, pro and con. He's mentioned some things on his show right after we posted them. It could be just synchronicity, but it took place several times. There *are* coincidences, but these instances probably weren't just dumb luck.

[MABUSE]

I hereby and unilaterally award my George Noory Memorial C2C Asshat to tonight's Guest WILLIAM R. FORSTCHEN [/]for his astounding smarminess and, a personal affront to me, his statement to Georgie: "You've got an extensive history background..."  Congratulations!  You, Sir, are an asshat! 



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[Mops]

(The DPRK Picayune) Pyongyang ? Kim Jong-il, the Dear Leader of North Korea, announced today he will double the nation?s public library by adding a new book authored by American radio personality George Noory.

Kim, who recently suffered a stroke, praised Noory?s book (Concussions from the Light) in a proclamation, calling it ?heroic busy work.?

Comrade Noory, who reportedly hasn?t had a stroke, issued a statement calling Kim ?a visionary Canadian who once dated my sister.

?I don?t even have a sister,? Noory added, ?but if given a choice I would believe Kim.?

[Sophie]

I hereby and unilaterally award my George Noory Memorial C2C Asshat to tonight's Guest WILLIAM R. FORSTCHEN [/]for his astounding smarminess and, a personal affront to me, his statement to Georgie: "You've got an extensive history background..."  Congratulations!  You, Sir, are an asshat! 

and a damn hairy one.



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[valdez]

     Floating format  (July 13).  UFO abduction researcher Bud Hopkins  said that if had unlimited funds he would equip special vans with cameras and if anyone was being abducted they would call him and he would send somebody to take pictures.  Personally, I think I wold call the cops because cops have...guns.
     William Forstchen spoke about EMP attacks and had to lower the conversation so that George could keep up:
     "So everything would stop working?"
     "Yes."
     "Even computers?"
     "Yes."
     "I bet all of our enemies would take advantage and attack us."
     "I guess."
     "What about televisions?  Would they be effected?"
     

[KnyeGuy]

I heard the C3PO fumble and immediately thought about how many people would be posting about it.
I almost think that George fumbles things more often now because he's getting self-conscious due to all of his critics.

All in all, fumbling words doesn't indicate lack of intelligence -  it happens. So I won't bash him for things like that... Instead I'll stick to the usual tromping of his inanity.

[Frys Girl]

William R Forskin!

[EvB]

I hereby and unilaterally award my George Noory Memorial C2C Asshat to tonight's Guest WILLIAM R. FORSTCHEN [/]for his astounding smarmines

GEEEEEZE!  I had to go look this up! 

                                                    William R.  Forstchen  (and haha to Fry's Girl on the pun)

BTW - go right ahead and name guest - and state your opinion of them - even that they are ass-hats.  Jsut don't say they murder children in their sleep unless you KNOW it's true! 

Then again -- maybe Mabuse just wanted to give us a little puzzle to solve. 

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Okay - you got me -- it's the "roll over" trick!   

[Marc.Knight]

Douchebaggery loves company. OK, so Alex Jones, who says MTV is a "distraction" invites the products of distraction onto his show to mention and re-mention his videos LOL!! Money money money... must be funny.
MTV's The Hills Stars"Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt" on Alex Jones Tv 1/5:Waking Up to The NWO!!

Can someone please isolate when Alex Jones says "It got Larger and Thicker?!"

[EvB]

All in all, fumbling words doesn't indicate lack of intelligence -  it happens. So I won't bash him for things like that... Instead I'll stick to the usual tromping of his inanity.

I usually agree on the mispronunciations and tongue tripping - but that one was just too priceless to let go.  In fact, while I don't think he'd appreciate how far we've taken it - I imagine he laughed at that one himself!

[Frys Girl]

I usually agree on the mispronunciations and tongue tripping - but that one was just too priceless to let go.  In fact, while I don't think he'd appreciate how far we've taken it - I imagine he laughed at that one himself!

His consistent "c3p0 moments" aren't about intelligence. Lots of people are mushy mouthed. But as a broadcaster, he just sucks at communicating clearly and effectively to the point that its hilarious and kind of unfair, if you notice the people who are much more qualified.

I don't like to bash anyone for the sake of it. It's not like this is about something George can't help. He just sucks! He doesn't ask intriguing, penetrating questions and he is never prepared for the interviews. I feel like his lack of qualifications will translate into a lot of the subjects - some of them very important and cool - getting tossed away into the ether.

[noodlehead.crucified.c2c]

http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1561.msg19923.html#msg19923

The show is also like a train wreck sometimes, like when candy-ass mcNooryblarg tried to say C-3PO the other night.

[Is It EEvil?]

G'nite folks! last one out kindly turn out the lights!

[Frys Girl]

George was so eager to get home last night that in the last minute of the fourth hour, the word true is now officially chew in hurried suck speak. That he makes these blunders and bloopers doesn't bother me; it's that he says them comfortably, as though they are apart of the vernacular.

Is it Eevil: I love that burger crown on George. All that's missing is a matching handkerchief.

[Marc.Knight]

George was so eager to get home last night that in the last minute of the fourth hour, the word true is now officially chew in hurried suck speak. That he makes these blunders and bloopers doesn't bother me, it's that he says them comfortably, as though they are apart of the vernacular.

Is it Eevil: I love that burger crown on George. All that's missing is a matching handkerchief.

suck speak.  God you're a genius.  Now the military can fire the code talkers and hire Noory full time to encrypt all sensitive communications with suck speak.

[Marc.Knight]

George the Suck It monkey.

[Frys Girl]

Lol! George to professor foreskin: "whaddabout kim JOHN il? Is he suicidal?"

[Marc.Knight]

Lol! George to professor foreskin: "whaddabout kim JOHN il? Is he suicidal?"

"George sucks."